Get the Donkey a Chair

[UberMan5000]

Sherlock is a pretty horse, and very large. He must be a draft horse.

That must be the horse equivalent of one of those really buff, hairless gay men.

[clowcard79]

GET THE DONKEY A DAMN CHAIR.

[DominoWave]

Did Someone Say CREAMY??!!!!??

[merckx44]

There's a man in the bushes!

[Leogriffen]

is this supposed to be funny, or just sad??

[meroko15701]

Funny thing is, I actually kind of thought really perverted things with the 'get a donkey a chair' XDD

[iWIIG]

NO ONE GETS SICK OF CUTE SHIT! NO ONE! SO STFU AND KEEP DOING WHAT WE'RE PAYING YOU FOR! KEEP SHOWING CUTE STUFF! >:O ooh wait, you don't... >:o

[rakrobn]

I would love for Chris to fuck me.

[yemrollZ]

Jailbait. >:D

[derd2re2r]

WTF is wrong with you perveted woman or man (if you are gay witch you probally are)

[psychombs]

meeee tooooo

[derd2re2r]

@rakrobn uuuuuuuuuuuuuh dude (or most probablly a dudete) you shouldn't say that when 12 year olds watch this god damn show WHICH KICKS MAJOR A**

[tdglover9]

dude... is pervy gay? has he had to get a chair for a donkey? why do boobs not interest him? only cream....and related topics.... and buns...could be butt cheeks.....HMM. O.o

[Invaderphantomstar11]

oh em gee, you just opened my eyes to the truth!! 0.0

[ichigo246810]

that girlon the web site is hot

[arualalways]

it IS fun to get worked up over nothing !

lol

Louiee is so cuuuute

[EdocsilBrisingr]

Yay for being one of the three heterosexual males. I know one other, who's the third?

[stoneinks]

That would be me, i believe. Now bring teh boobehs. Haha.

[breakitdownsyndrome]

shirtless picturez of chris nao plz

[BPF57]

that burger needs a pickle!!! lol what a line fuckin A!!!!!

[pugsRfunny]

Chris WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH YOU HAIR???

[Lorontelbon]

lol...abuse and death threats

[revron77]

chris has got lazy wif his shows !!!! thay are now only every few weeks its just rely retarded

[tehautumn]

its fair, he's just lowering his standards to your intelligence, because YOU'RE SPECIAL

[nkssk5]

evolution is the truth, accept it!

when bacteria reproduce they replicate their own DNA except sometimes there is a small error, a genetic mutation, this mutation is then passed on when it reproduces/replicates. if the gene helps their chances of survival then there is a good possibility it will stay. this has been happening for several billions of years, thats why we exist. the only reason you stupid christians think otherwise is because our ancestors where idiotic enough to invent religions.

[baldanx]

totally quoted ^_^

[Wevitox87]

a father or church minister must have done something horrible to you huh?!

[miragracevids]

wtffff

[lisadreamin]

poor Chris, you always end up greasy, unshaven and grumpy in January. Mild Seasonal Affective Disorder? The cute makes you funnier, don't quit on it just yet, the days will get longer and your mood will brighten :P

[therealpfosten]

all your dreams are dead :>

[blackjoh1]

good job man!!! Mark

[kanupriya17]

LMAO, "sexy, sexy donkey" hahaha <3

[raquelle08]

haha 2:22 made me crack up

[Lardothefox]

lol xD

[watuchie]

Hey!!! You got FOUR heterosexual male fans!!! =))

[perfectlyMessy]

so im guessing Im heterosexual #3? xD

Guess i saw number 1 and 2 already commented on rachel's pics

[iynque]

Did you ever know that you're my heeeero?

[KayosHybrid]

Why the shit are you talking about God?

LOL.

[ginarec]

...having a little perkiness envy... :( All my dreams are dead.

[cityofunknown]

the new guest editor should do like a tour guide/photos of his/her hometown or country.

[banzal12]

i dont care what anyone else says chris is still HOT and thats coming from a teen

[giantenemycrabX]

Wow, the thumbnail for this video is creepy looking

[starcrossedlovers]

you are starting to sound and look like a huge pedo creep. sorry. its just disturbing.

[kaleign]

Wow, can't go wrong with topless teen pics. Thanks, Chris! (And thanks, Rachel! The necklaces look fantastic on you)

[slaterrox23]

hahaha that was really good, some of the eps recently where a little off but that was just good ol' chris again ^____^

[mcnallyfromthevalley]

hair cut time

[gageRoland]

theres a man in the bushes!

with chris!

[BinglesI]

Ok. This is a comment section on a YOUTUBE VIDEO OF CUTE KITTENS AND SUCH, not a debate for gays, or reglious crap.

[roundhousekick2u]

hey im one of those 3 hetrosexual males!!!

[KatieElmsley]

Silly closed-minded people.

Chillax.

"ALL YOUR DREAMS ARE DEAD"

[Joyciesayshi]

CLETIS!

[TheTruthToday09]

wow.

[DaNumba1RandomGuy]

I like the new look I'd keep it. Can't believe you actually put topless pics on your site but good job, just be carefull their are some bored people out there that would try to get you banned. Hope it doesn't happen

[MamaPojo]

...You aren't seriously posting topless photos are you?.. OMG you did! whore

[lawnmowersrideongras]

why would sombody send a topless picture of themselves? its like they actually want ppl to post it all over the internet for all rapists to see..thats just wrong D: but the show is still awesome ;D

[Bartimaeus616]

No offense but was that a sub-par episode?

[bzkcarter]

no you just write sub-par comments.

[xsecretfiles]

Honestly Chris...How long has it been since you took a shower?

[ActuallyUnderAgeGirl]

You need to get a hair cut:3

[BizkitProductions]

I'm boycottong your show Chris until you look clean and professional.

You have no right to appear on youtube looking like a homeless man.

BAD CHRIS! BAD!

A makeover awaits for you...

[vampgaze02]

Wolfy FTW!!!

[ap2012]

I like your new chubbiness.

:)

[NekojinAmako]

"Get the donkey a CHAIR." XD Second time Pervy says this, kills me.

I also love Chris' "Honest Moment" His voice goes all like fo-happy, and he just kills me XD

And, I love Colty's line at the end, "There's a man in the bushes!" XD!

Another wonderful episode!!

[cpinill]

no one was cuter in this cutedown

[barqboy]

ROFLMAO!

[Personofinterest007D]

ROFLMAO

[phlexonance]

Showing teen boobs to get more clicks, you whore! :P

Chris, you used to be well-groomed in your vids, what happened?

[Petrades]

Great show! Great show.

[StarlingKnight]

This is great! Now that all the CWC Live cr*p and things that have kept Chris from making excellent episodes are gone the CLASSICAL TOUCH is back!

More good stuff like this, Mr. Leavins, thank you!

gtgs: Fan from Finland

[LcEtrigan72]

Thanks Chris, that was entertaining.

[princy600]

I love you Chris! Your show always makes me laugh and smile, my boyfriend even laughs! And thinks your stuff is funny.

After he saw your "T-Pain" reading. Sometimes when he says drink he actually does your haha "Draaank" XD And he does it pretty good too =P

[ThoseLittleRabbits]

animals can't be gay O_o and why did u edit the rachel picture??

[danc3hallkrashr]

yes they can.there has been research on everything from dolphins to house cats having homosexual relationships.even horses.

[PumpkinIceCream]

actually no, i just think they have a tight friendship

[danc3hallkrashr]

no they've seen homosexual relationships.specifically in bulls and horses i've heard reports of anal sex.and i read a book about homosexuality in penguins were there were actually pairs of males that would raise a baby penguin.

[PumpkinIceCream]

that's disgusting

[danc3hallkrashr]

how close minded of you.its obviously not distgusting.obviously its a pretty natural thing.if not only humans but other animals have homosexual relationships, its not a big deal.grow up.

[PumpkinIceCream]

there is a difference between being closed minded and not being disgusting like you people. gay animals and humans r gross and need to stop. people like u r what is wrong in the world these days.

[danc3hallkrashr]

youre condemning something simply because you lack the capacity to comprehend it.really doesnt get more ignorant than that.i pity you.you really have no idea how unintelligent you sound.

[PumpkinIceCream]

the only thing i lack is the respect i have for your opinions. you only agree with gays because you probably like it your bum eh? nice atempt to try and start an argument on here. had a bad day? :P

[danc3hallkrashr]

im not trying to argue.i believe in gay rights bc i believe in civil rights and equality.

[PumpkinIceCream]

you're basically saying you believe in anal... O_o

u r weird.

bye bye!

[penguinworm]

Strait people do anal too.

[danc3hallkrashr]

lol.believe??im pretty sure it exists.and its really none of my business what two consenting adults do in bed.its none of your business either.

[ournationsanswer]

its impossable to argue with someone retarded i believe in gay rights to.

[danc3hallkrashr]

lol.tell me about it dude.its not even about arguing.theyre like incapable of holding an intelegent conversation.

[ournationsanswer]

i know they argue on blind facts that have no backing... more then 2000 of the worlds species have "gay relationships" so they gonna burn in hell? nope. cuz ther is none, god wouldn't let a dog go gay if he actually created us and wrote a fucking book bout it. people that are prejudist to gays are also small minded and don't understand fuck about anything that is capable of going against there false god.

[PumpkinIceCream]

well then why reply to the first comment i made if it's no ones busines

bye bye

[ournationsanswer]

lmfao ur a genious according to a bunch of idiots right?

but anywho if u don't agree wit gay rights its your choice, but that doesn't change the fact that your an idiot, im fucking 14 and im probably x307139047139 more intelligant then you... ur education system failed you miserably you should move to the states if you don't live there yet.

[droptozro]

and if you're a 14 year old... who hasn't probably hasn't even studied Bio B yet... you have a lot to learn..especially since the evolution evidence they teach you in that class and books, is now outdated, and has been proven illegitimate.

you're young.. 14.. yeah, I was an atheist inside a Christian household at that time too.. too bad I'm 22 and have a LITTLE bit of real world experience now, time will change your heart.. I know no one will be able to convince you, but keep your mind open

[ournationsanswer]

the books thats our outdated where re-printed and edited this year... so i dnt think their outdated, (dah) but your right, i am young and there is probably many things in my life left for me to face, my parents tried to convince me to believe in God all that ended up was my mother joining me as athiest, she is almost double your age, now thats more life experience then you, and being a police officer in Toronto, shes seen more then a lot of other people... life, experiences ironically don't 1/2

[droptozro]

no, the evidence has been proven impossible, I don't have time to currently go look thru my references, but the evidence they still teach that "proves existence" of evolution, is not legit... the BIGGEST evidence, being the FACT that we don't see it AT ALL any more, and havent in thousands of years. if you can't understand that, go research around 100AD on to 2009 and see if anyone has ever "evolved." People can't convince... that's the problem with us all, it's our decisions to realize.

[ournationsanswer]

2/2 change facts and the facts are stock piled against the chance of God ever existing, you have to remember you pull up "what about gravity" religion nor science has a total understanding of its creation, but things like individual design have already been proven impossiable...

[droptozro]

There are no fact stockpiled against God, you should read both sides of the story, as an atheist in the past, I have... and neither one dis-proves the other, dont drown yourself in one side, and consider it right. Religion, has nothing to do with it, bad misconception... religions I don't agree with, God, I do. You do research on the human body, it's intricacies, it's abilities, it's life, breathing, organs, healing itself, brains and knowledge, and you think it came from nothing?..impossible.

[ournationsanswer]

i go to a catholic high school, if anything, im drowned in religion... science has proved (from fish) that lungs can "evolve" into a species, so thats one for science, ... but anyway u can respond but i wont repson back, im debating someone oabout the war in afghanistan, and this person actually brings up plausable facts on why we shouldn't be there...

[droptozro]

Religion, is not God... even as a Catholic, that's something that should be known. Religions were created by people, they are ...bs in my opinion, they usually destroy the image of God due to mis-conceptions, which is 90% of the arguments I get about "not believing in a God." Haha, lungs evolving into a species? show me a fish who evolved into a land creature, and I'll show you God. fish extract oxygen from water, they've never evolved to breathe straight oxygen..you have many misconceptions.

[ournationsanswer]

lmfao they didnt just start walking with feet dumbass didnt say that, fish in the hudson bay, are starting to devolp small lungs (hmmm evolution)

no, you misconception for believeing a being created us that lives in the sky, and was randomly there

[droptozro]

no they're not, and never heard of that, that's the most bs research I've ever heard. Just as your debate about the wars, are you there? did you really SEE what happened? can you show me a link of fish or story of this, proving this? then no, you're belief is based on faith, a blind faith, just as mine..no proof.

you believe God, this amazing being, that you could possibly conceptualize with YOUR MIND, that created all, is ludacris, but somehow you being here by random evolution, is not? haha

[PumpkinIceCream]

wow you have a lot of time on your hands, my friend :)

[ournationsanswer]

no, im just wats called a "smart person" you are what we call, and idiot stuck up piece of shit:)

[PumpkinIceCream]

a ''smart person'' knows how to spell, you ugly ass piece of trash.

[Lardothefox]

i go to a roman catholic school, we believe in intelligent design, which mean god or something divine guided evolution. that makes sence because how did kangaroos 'evolve' to have pouches when they just so happen to hop alot? that's impossible if something didn't make it happen

[ournationsanswer]

thats the most pointless thing ive ever heard, did u read my past comments? if a fish can evolve a fucking lung without a special being (god) doing it, i think a kangaroo can get a pouch, and btw kangaroos arnt the only animals on the planet wit pouches, or hop

[Lardothefox]

.. that's my point, how can a fish evolve lungs by itself? and i know a lot more about kangaroos then that moron

[ournationsanswer]

lmfao.. o so gods evolving us now? i get it ;).. i cnt wait till he gives us the iron lung.... what school u go 2? like high school?

[Lardothefox]

i am in high school, yes.

[ournationsanswer]

no i meant which 1, im high school 2... and ur canadian so its probably in ontario..

[Lardothefox]

St.pat's

[ournationsanswer]

i go 2 notre dame in welland, is st. pats in like toronto?

[Lardothefox]

nope, sarnia

[ournationsanswer]

im in sarnia a lot.. nicce place, or arena's all ive really seen lol:)

[PumpkinIceCream]

it's mnot my fault you have so much time on your hands because u have no life. i bet you're 300 pounds with a hairy pussy

ugly bitch

[ournationsanswer]

lmfao ahahahahahhahaha

well im 300 divided by 2:) and im good at hockey if thats cool to u, and lacrosse :) and i probably hav a bigger dick then you could ever dream of ahaha

[000animefreak]

well let's see Lard...explain to me why some babies have extra arms, legs, fingers? Evolution

[Lardothefox]

simple, like how god designed how things mutate to evolve. duh it's JUST LIKE evolution, but i think something is guiding it.

how the FUCK did little bacteria things that were unaware of their own existence evolve into intricate things like humans and colors changing chameleons? :3

[RoseEEOE]

"how the FUCK did little bacteria things that were unaware of their own existence evolve into intricate things like humans"

How the F..K did an all-powerful hyper-dimensional being pop into existance to supposedly pop us into existance?

[Lardothefox]

... do you know anything? this is what i'm saying! HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET HERE? XD

[RoseEEOE]

"do you know anything?"

Yea, lots. Then again, you ...

"HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET HERE?"

There are plenty of good hypotheses, but inventing a god even more complex than us to explain our existance hardly makes your proposition simpler ... you are just adding an even more complex and unexplained element on top of it all

Well, anyway, you have proved incredibly annoying (and you claim to act older than your age .. please), so I am probably not going to waste my time replying back again

[Lardothefox]

xD i'm just joking a bit, what I'm saying is, the universe just can't create itself, well, we don;t know

but, in my beliefs it makes sence that here is a 'higher being' but hey, I'm not pressure you or anything, i respect your beliefs and i don't mind what you believe, as long as you don't mind either :3

And, how old do you think I'm claiming to be/ how old you think i am

[RoseEEOE]

Thats fine. I respect your beliefs, but I don't like people swearing at me and yelling like a banshee when I express mine. Never met a furry fan arguing for creationism though ... find it kind of odd. Heh.

You say 15 on your profile ... I was thinking probably that or a few years younger, but I wouldn't say you were acting "WAY older" in your comments by any means.

[Lardothefox]

Oh, well iuno, i do act older then my age.. so people who know me say a lot

sorry about the swearing i was only joking around XD

Plus, furries aren't really all that different then other people, they aren't like 'crazy cat ladies' or total bestiality freaks.. it's more like a bunch of buddies who find it fun and enjoyable to dress up in costumes. Like myself, i like to draw realistic foxes and canines. it's not a religion, or a cult.. or a fetish.. it's just a free form, general love of animals

[danc3hallkrashr]

exactly!!and even so, if they want to believe in god thats fine.but who are they to push their beliefs on the rest of the world??it really doesnt concern them at all how other people live their lives.and theyre going so far as to deny people basic human rights?!what ever happened to church and state??

[ournationsanswer]

the seperation of church and state is needed across the world to keep any dream of peace possaible people must remember that they have the right to believe in a god or creator, but seriously if they have any logical head on their shoulders they will learn to realize that there can not possaibly be a god.

[droptozro]

actually, any logical head could realize... that there is a God, you take a lot of things on this earth, things as simple as gravity, the ozone layer, animals, your own body, air...all for granted and believe they happened by chance? every beginning has an end, every beginning has a creator, and a destroyer. only illogical others, who do not know the impossibilities of ALL THIS happening without a divine hand to lead it, believe there is no God...

[Lardothefox]

.. WOW

I HAVE NO WORDS

[Lardothefox]

wow, that's worse them my comment

[MamaPojo]

Yeah and in most if not ALL cases.. the males come together because of an ABSENCE OF A WILLING FEMALE and nothing more than that.

Either way.. Since animals are all about survival.. there would never be an exclusively lifelong gay animal in the wild. It's nature to find a female that is healthy and willing and procreate, otherwise their species could not continue.

[mpeters13]

lol. *facepalm*

Pass the Jesus juice, please. We'd all like some.

[BloodyPancakes]

i like teh Donkey c:

SO GET IT A CHAIR. xD

[reinventyerrself]

haircut time Chris.

[ajjaxd]

me thinks that too...

[nollaseaholm]

ughhh how could you not adore him?

[blindmonk07]

"Get the donkey a chair!"

The second time Pervy said this I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at this show. A+.

[Russbear]

Yes something for the hetero's. Except there's an ad for "Gay Bear Dating" in the sidebar. Think it has something to do with my username?

[EL1PINGUIN1LOCO1]

Yeah, finally something for me and those two other guys! ^_^

[glimmil]

cut your hair, BITCH! lol.

[partyandahalf]

Office Dogs: There's Death On Your Desk!

[SwayzeLuva101]

hehe pervy

[tedtug]

ugh, this shit got old

[chappytk]

Thanks for that, Chris.

-Hetero no. 2

[lcooke]

aww jerome looks like a sad little pierrot pit bull :3

[kcgirlgeek]

LOL...you have 666 ratings at the moment. I was going to 5 star you, but...I just can't change it. ROFL! It's just too funny. Maybe your ratings will just STAY there on this particular video. hehehehe

[Zennore7737]

There's a man in the bushes!....with Chris.

[crystaliss]

This was a very creepy episode... don't know how I feel about it.

[hotchica434]

o-o he really posted the boobs

well fuck.

[Ment0k]

i missed Pervy & Colty!!! Thnx for bringing them back. Peanut was tooo fake - like he was just a bag of synthetic fake stuff.

[rodeoratdogs]

You look like shit, woops I mean poop in this episode Chris. Your long greasy hair makes you look pervy. Cut it! and wash it! and put some make up on or somthing.

[SarahLev3]

omg now I get it! hahaha get the donkey a chair so he coud !#@$#@%$^&^% the horse... XD

[mtharbison]

That was hilarious...perhaps the po-po in Sacramento will come up with something.

[gbrading]

I have a feeling Chris is going slightly mad. The new hairstyle is a bit of a giveaway.

[sanaryamni]

pedro was trying to screw a camel in the desert , after getting lost and half dead. when he came upon the camel , he felt he could unwind his pent up frustration. he managed to find a stair (!!) to reach the camel's backside. as he was about to inflict himself , there appeared a pretty woman ; equally sexed up as pedro. she said unto pedro ' yo mon, take what you like. yours truly at thy bidding and service'. so pedro goes ' hold the stair while iam at it , doll'

[JunkOnVideo]

Get the Donkey a Chair...what does it mean?

[sanaryamni]

so he can mount the horse, junkie.

[nakoalla]

get the donkey a chair to do that thang.

[wallyloiterer]

I love how you always have this retro techno mix playing at the end and even during the show... makes ya so much more hip than ya already are, chris.

[R4ndomCrap]

btw, Rachel, you rock!

[C0wb0yc00l]

Chris.. er.. Mylord. You do a great Horatio Caine impression. I don't know if that was your intention, but I enjoyed it.

PS not a gay cowboy

[R4ndomCrap]

wtf chris, no high definition?

[StayinAlive69]

that hair is the newest style called "really frustrated with getting loads of underage teen boobs on my history"

[canti1234]

how come i think chris is serious about being tired of cute shit

[elvickRULES]

Love it.

[vsoccergirl23]

i LOVE pervy

[emotivex08]

Hahaaa!! <3

I love Chris' hair!!!!

[tofulove14]

I loved it! I thought that laser eyes were for making things less nauseating. XP

[sparklekitten16]

Dear Chris,

Videos continue to be entertaining. Please, however, no more raglan shirts or vampire hair.

[xenooooo]

nice sweatpants ..

[Sn4kep4w]

haha yeah, this one was the best in a long time! Awesome job Chris =]

[insanity54]

The hair is pretty off the hook awesome!

[GretchenDawntreader]

Chris needs a haircut!

[pickford7812]

Rachel needs a website!

[sanaryamni]

silly n stupid

[sanaryamni]

is this funny or sad?

[babjjb]

Both..probably.

[sanaryamni]

'pathetic' seems a good word. i can also think of 'angst',' pathos' and a 'disastrous sense of humor'.

[OxieyMoron]

Theres a man in the bushes with chris.

A suitable name for the show