Numb3rs' description of IRC

[magmos]

I'm borderline computer illiterate and what is this?

It's proof that even I know more about computers than the writers for cop shows.

[TigranTheMetz]

I use IRC to make a GUI interface.

[ius0]

Haha roflol

[SavaVeo]

lmao effing lame

[iAmPesukone]

This clip is so full of fail :DD

[xXZarlachXx]

Anyone still uses "leet speak"? As daglees said, script kiddies. "1M 1337 H4X0rz". Not popular/funny anymore.

[anubis9109]

Actually. the part that really gets to me is the rush for a screen shot.. like they will lose what's on their screen if they don't get the screen shot right away.

[matchesburn]

"In 1337 speak. Luckily I speak 1337."

[shoots TV]

[daglees]

I still connect to multiple IRC networks daily. Leetspeak makes those guys look like script kiddies. meh

[Dottlet1]

Primitive my ass, you can share files, stream music, and all sorts of fancy things with it.

[joseaca]

one of the closed caption options is 1337

internet... im so proud of you

[tarreislam]

Connecting to port_6667 of #channel irc

loading ircr version 2.9.S+Cr17f+f08

Users on #channel: @the_first, @00zemeister

And she knows leetspeak. Its fucking made to look like original text but with a twist.

[grkpektis]

No wonder it took so long for the government to kill osama bin laden, they fucking retards working for them that don't even know how IRC works.

[radian44444]

@grkpektis They don't even know how boats fucking work: sails should be blowing same way, no?

[nilopc]

Writers must be shot for this, seriously, what a ton of bullshit!

[grkpektis]

WTF people still use IRC after they stopped making dreamcast games

[adlsfreund]

what the fuck. that's why i don't watch these stupid shows.

[cjlaw100]

i dont get i,i seriously want someone to explain to me why they explained it like that,its just a chat program with no archives

[JeiimuzuKun]

Can I download some RAM with this IRC if I buy it? Anyone has a working key? :S | C4n |-|4Z 13375p33k?

[dashunderscoredash]

CAN WE GET A SCREENSHOT? OH GOD, ONLY IF I PRESS THE PRINT SCREEN KEY IN TIME!

[TheHmmster]

They didn't even fucking knwo what leetspeak was.

Brb guys, gotta hashtag the twitter to decode the IP!!!!

[mager56723]

...

I mean....

...

Do they have no one who actually uses this shit on the writing staff

[dodgethis1986]

jesus christ, what a huge load of bullshit.

[REDR0B07]

What gets me is. THE FREAKING SCREENS OF DATA! I mean seriously. DECODE? GAH!

It's like they copied the Hackers 1994 Script and updated it.

[ijuvatar]

mother of god

[RSJohny]

O dear god.... I HAVE PUT ALERT ON ALL IRC CHANNELS 100 IPS DERP

Damn l33t speak so difficult.

[supertron421]

morons....

[villur]

what a load of bullshit

[Ratstail91]

wat?



[4chanfit]

got a screenshot???

[RCRobVlogs]

..........are you kidding me

[Yukondano2]

Also, that sheet they were using isn't leetspeak (I think).

Is it? 'Cause i didn't know anyone used l33tspeak that heavily. And finally, lol, firefox spellcheck recognizes l33tspeak as a word.

[TheHmmster]

@Yukondano2 Leetspeak doesn't use letters, period. None at all.

[Yukondano2]

Actually, this isn't such a massive piece of bullshit as it seems. It still kinda is, but hear me out. IRC seems a perfectly legitimate way to talk, if all communication is far ahead of IRC, why not go back, nobody will be looking there. The problem is that,

1. That thing with the ships was utter bullshit, we understand that two people exchange information without being in the same place, we can't send messages with our minds.

2. Why would they be using an IRC channel the government can access?

[TheHmmster]

@Yukondano2 I use IRC daily, and I find it to be the best chat system yet.

[heyo825]

1. download xchat

2. connect to IRC server

3. ??

4. YOU ARE NOW A HACKER!

[quaek]

And in the next scene they print the screenshot. Two times.

[pliosaurus]

\/\/!-!47 7!-!3 |= \/ { |< 15 7!-!15 5!-!17

[tFighterPilot]

17'5 c4113|) pr1|\|7-5cr33|\|

[soparu]

oldschool irc funnies: bash.org :)

[soparu]

luckily I speak |33t.....he he!!!! ;p

[TheShadowFog]

Her voice is SO annoying.

[Angeldustification]

So I downloaded IRC but it looks kinda lame. All i see boring text.. can someone send me the version with the boats and stuff?

[vickmackey24]

@Angeldustification lmao

[123457474869]

Nice boat.

[BeastSoulEyes]

WHY ARE THEY GIVING MONEY TO THE WRITERS OF THOSE SHOWS????

[Shadowfury]

Hahahahaha, love this!

[marshalt]

"Can we get a screenshot?" You mean hitting fucking print screen???

[WordoftheElderGods]

@marshalt But I don't wanna print!

[TheShadowFog]

Wow.

I'm a hacker now.

[SomethingRules]

yo am i the only one who always reads it "numb-three-ers" in my mind?

[edin0king]

@SomethingRules pr0b4b1y

[ompaompo]

who the FUCK speaks like that?!?

[IST34L]

Damm, I wish my IRC gave me drugs LOL

[Kembread]

I personally am offended at being dubbed a so called "hacker" just because I use IRC. Who's with me?!

[Nubbson]

My IRC client doesn't have 1337 speak. Or boats.

[highschooly]

Check the closed captions, theres L33T speak as an option lol

[Chiznitz]

1:00 - "That's so ho-"

No it isn't.

[essonet]

Yeah, I only speak leet when I'm on IRC.

[charleswolfman]

lol



[boscher5050]

FACEPALM

[NOWAdwaltz]

Fuck you numb3rs. I swear one of the dumbest shows

[TheRydog100]

"Luckily I speak 1337." Are you fucking kidding me.

[robinjam304]

Oh god this is painful

[PumpkinSwag]

1 |<|\|0\/\/ #0\/\/ 2 5p3@|< n 1337

[shinobody]

"If either name enters IRC channel..."

Wait, WHAT channel? Unless this h4XX0r "drugBoats" IRC has only one...

[106627bg]

@shinobody All of them.

Ever.

[Shadoboy]

h3y guis! if w3 sp34k in l33t teh cops w0nt und3st4nd us! lol, they are teh suXXors!

[MISTtumbles]

@Shadoboy Ul\ll=0l27Ul\l4731Y 7)-(3 (0l*5 4l23 7l24!l\l3[) 1l\l 73)-( 13375 l\l0VV!!!!

(I dropped several IQ points writing that. Opps.)

[deadcrowes19]

I was able to go onto this site and set up an account and I can read 1337 with this video on mute, that puts me several miles in understanding computers ahead of the screenwriters for shows like this, CSI NY, and NCIS.

[mayurchanakya]

Google translate should have a new feature to translate L33T

[dandymcgee]

"What are they saying?" "Hold on, it's takes a minute to translate this super sophisticated hacker language."

[iCrazy13]

This AND the comments made me laugh sooooo hard....Thank you.

[InnerSpaceTravel1]

PRep4Re ph0R pr1N7 5CreeN

[Jasper20102]

because of the millions of IRC users, only one will have the username of the_fist

[ExponentialError]

g07 4 Surpri53 f0r u

[static1200]

101, 1 5p34k 1337 2. . .

[soparu]

who the f*ck types like that on IRC?!

[TwoSidesofNeutrality]

\/\/311 $h17

[Nadrealis]

Do they make shows like this on purpose to troll us?

[EjvindDark]

@Nadrealis Yes. Apparently the writers have competitions to see who can slip the most bullshit in.

[destuffilator]

@Nadrealis They makes shows like this to prevent me from turning on the bloody TV.

[misterlaufeyson]

@Nadrealis they probably do, imagine if your job was writing boring detective shows for old people, you'd want to have some fun, right?

[wesleyelsew]

@Nadrealis yes. yes they do.

[TheSeventiethSeven]

I have fallen in love.

[616TheBeast616]

0:26 CGI + random math expressions = perfectly accurate description.

[Nukelover]

"It's bouncing off a hundred IPs!", which is what most connections do. You know, it's how the Internetz wurky. Now, if he'd said "anonymous proxies" ...

[cualquieradisponible]

Ok, this is soooo sad.

[manualbreathing87]

OHSHITNIGGERWHATAREYOUDOING. JPG

[lol1143]

Well, it is the FBI

Maybe they can monitor every irc server ever...wait no that's stupid

[Jakedastudly]

lol, roll over close captions, you can choose 1337 as a language.

[123456789robbie]

i really.. really really hate when they do this shit. and 1337 is such an amazing encryption, right?

[Demizide]

That's just sad..

[roejames12]

Oh, she speeks 1337 does she? Lol, I don't think any recognizable hacker (read: not script kiddie trying to look cool) speaks that. Also, IRC won't protect anyone. You need to protect your connection. Use Tor, THEN swap some private/public keys (I suggest GPG or OTR), then you are more so untrackable and the messages are unreadable.

[Zingo33]

With a GUI made in visual basic I can hack into anything!

[eatmyshorts2007]

why are there integrals in the background...

[MrShredguitar]

lol on the last Alert box that pops up it says "use of proper INdentification is required"!!

[IzackN]

Being an op makes me seasick sometimes.

[iamgreaser]

"It's a pretty primitive chat program" - at least there's SOMETHING accurate here.

[strikerk]

1:02 Be advised, the enemy has defused the charge, over.

[Heroyouhadhatedx]

It's cool guys, i'll create a GUI in visual basic to log their IP....

[pogskates]

[the_fist] u catch that episode of lost last night??

[00zemeister] i kno right? shit be crazy

* not_the_cops has entered the channel

[the_fist] ...

[not_the_cops] |-|3LL0

[evotech]

Screenshots, now waterproof evidence

[evotech]

Man, #channel @ irc:6667 sure seems like a secure place to talk

[N30N3M3S1S]

Anyone who believes this deserves to be trolled until they cry. :P

[6Dantes6Inferno6]

Never gets old.

[KirkJohnsonakaGoatse]

1:28 dat hacker language.

[BeamingSplendor]

This is why I don't want TV shows

[incognitoforums]

'Can you get a screenshot?'

click click click click click click click click click click.......

'got it!'

[xRapidDavex]

Good thing she got that 5cr33|\| 5|-|07!

[opsyria]

"IRC chat" lol

[xtenpeben]

@opsyria lol yeah, it's like people saying LCD displays...

[LordZelgadiss]

Everybody look at me because my IRC is sailing on a boat!

[SheSingsNow]

That was seriously painful to watch!

[elsestar]

ahahahaha 3P1C!!!

[filthpigity]

What the actual fuck.

Cant believe people watch this shit.

[PharodWormhair]

Ahaha. She's using a wooden IRC. We haven't used wooden IRCs since the fucking American Civil War! Didn't she fucking learn anything in CIS 101? Hope she knows how to swim because it's so easy to open a port hole in MS Paint which will sink her GUI via WinNuke 95! What a moron!

[TVforYT]

Hey guys this is a channel that can feature ur videos if u think uve got wat it takes to make shows like these or the ones on tv msg this channel and send ur vids

Remember to sub

[tricksterhuaun]

"I speak Leet"

*EXTREMEFACEPALM*

[Admiral3131]

G07 Supri53 f0r u

[lindholmaren]

This was painful to watch.

[DpEpsilon]

A: "Got a surprise for you"

B: "Funny, got one for you too"

A: "We should meet"

B: "Haha. Touch my system and it will eat your young"

B: "I dare you to attack, I've embedded a vicious worm"

A: "I'm posting a photograph for you"

B: "Bring it"

()_(), a vicious worm!!!!!

It's gonna eat your young!

um... right.

[TheZipCode]

if computers and technology are so poorly portrayed in tv series, maybe i shouldn't take medical advice from dr house or think that murders are actually solved in CSI style

[mdcowboy15]

@TheZipCode Oh, real crimes are solved a lot differently then you see on tv. Numb3rs, Bones, Lie To Me, CSI, they're all far removed from real life.

[LHTML]

That's so ho-

[TheRecommended]

brb, somebody trying to decode my backdoor.

[sinschild07]

If they would have made a gooey interface in vb6, they could have tracked the killer's IP address.

[haz464]

Damn, my IRC seems to be pretty outdated. Can anyone hook me up with the new one with all these boats n shit?

[WXKFA]

In modern world 1337 is spelled upside down AND backwards, like so:

⇂ƐƐㄥ

[kosemify]

"In leet speak... Luckily I speak l33t"

[MrScootify]

American shows should probably start collaborating with nerds to make sure they don't make all of us rage and stop watching their stupid shit.

[cugelth3clever]

lol I like how they have to take a screenshot. Does any of their software log anything?

[Moocman]

Why does the text come up so fucking slow?! Are they running their computers on a Pentium 2 or something?

[ChazeQ]

dayum des guise know dere technology i wish i was dis smart den mabey i culd leave da ghetto

[Timmycakes88]

this clip made me BITE MYSELF.

id say something witty about it BUT IM NOT THAT FUNNY

[JSD324777]

1:03 OH SHIT THEY BACKTRACED THOSE IPs

[s1moviestar]

@JSD324777 YOU DUN GOOFED

[ImperishableCat]

Wait, IRC is for drug boats? I've been using it all wrong.

[leungmt8]

"omg i need to take a screenshot urgently when the criminal logs off because the entire chat is mysteriously gonna disappear into the interwebs"

[leungmt8]

the dude types /-/a/-/a - 8 characters, when he could've just typed 4. WHAT'S THE POINT

[whoopdeedoo03]

*sits in malibu beach house and chats in l337 on the patio*

[zoso8]

moronic

[DoubleGee77]

hahah :D 1337 h4x0r :D

[HotNoob]

LOL!!!! AHAHAHA look @ the ip addresses LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

it's even worse than the l33t lol!

[sk8rked]

made my day

[JesusOnToast58]

"Luckily, I speak l33t" *facepalm*

[sethhh7]

Wow I never realised how hardcore one is for using IRC...

Thank god they did not explain "e-mail" , then even the normal viewer would laugh.

[ThysiosX]

You dun goofed

[SuperFoxE]

Quick, get a screenshot before your client arbitrarily /cls's!

OMG GOT IT JUST IN TIME

[hdofu]

Crap, I need help decoding the back door.

[SpankyIsNotAVampire]

No one fucking speeks 1337 anymore except 12 year olds playing halo

[AliCimbomRs]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

[MRSAnary]

"I'll set up an alarm if anyone logs into ANY FUCKING IRC EVER with that username. How? FUCK YOU THAT'S HOW.

[actualmind]

ZOMG!!! 5h3 15 50 1337!

[18iser]

SHE SP33KS TEH LEEET

[vedasisme]

Oh shit. They managed to screenshot your conversation -- you fuckers are SO busted.

[UpToEleven11]

this THIS IS WHAT I HATE ABOUT THIS Show

they boil cool stuff to

"IZ KOMPUTER MAGIK. I AM SOOO KOOL, KAN SPEAK 1337."

these people should have their arms cut off. tards

/rant off

[UpToEleven11]

You, lady, R |)001|\| 1+ \ / \ / r0 /|/ 9

[PrincessWordplay]

Hey college students! Want an advantage when it's time to start job hunting? Screw Mandarin, learn to speak 1337!

[kas00078]

duuuuuuuuuuude aren't the ip addresses @ 1:03 a bit weird!?

[Earo16]

I feel less intelligent after watching this.

[Rewiinded]

707 $|-|3'$ 900|) \/\/|7|-| |>|='$

[erinjade86]

Apparently getting a screenshot is as difficult as beating the last boss in a video game. I'm glad she was able to do it... I'll bet she's 30, lives with her mom, and has a Deanna Troi costume in her closet.

[mongrelchild]

ZOMFG SHE GOT A SCREENCAP OF ME TRASHTALKING IN 13375|>34|< IN QUAKEWORLD CIRCA 1997

[the2crowrox]

SHE MANAGED TO GET A SCREENSHOT, GUISE!

[ThunderCavalier]

And somewhere out there, Internet users are looking at this scene and dying.

[Kelsetscreel]

If this is how IRC works then I've been doing it wrong for years.

[theoriok]

I'M ON A BOAT

[Gamezpussy]

@theoriok look at my boat, my boat is amazing

[MRSAnary]

@Gamezpussy Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.

[eyallev]

they make a program to catch the two chating, but did didn't log the chat to a file? what are they? stupid?

wrost case, have a screen capture program running in the back round to record everything you see, all the time.

[neebs1992]

Now I understand the internet, thank you Television.

[Daniel15au]

Nice IP and router addresses at 1:08 ಠ_ಠ

[Wiggymaster]

THEY ARE HACKERS ON STEROIDS

quick, somebody call cyber police and backtrace it before consequences will never be the same

oh shit i dun goofed

[xpeedX]

As usual, Malformed "Backtracked IPs" at 1:03. A Decimal IPv4 octet can't be upper than 255. But, anyway, she speaks leet....

[b1bIs1337]

@xpeedX was that the only thing that stuck out to you here?