Chris Cohen - Song for Scolari

[DonforDead]

Chelsea play like Brazil win every game 18-0

We drew 0-0 at home to Hull once and he was sacked (Y)

[NickGPWin1989]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooo Chelsea play like Brazil win every game 18-0 :P

[flyingtoilet1]

he was a falier in every way he did't know how to play club football in europe and definantily not in england!

[terminater57]

scolari is a descrase he rewond r season come on ancelotti

[gunzfire7]

how can you say rafa is the best manager in the world he has won fuck all in years jose and fergie have won endless of trophies!!!

MAN U 4 LIFE

[viraat7]

wow i loved the commentary part. it was so funny!!

well done chris, unfortunately we hadda fire phil! how about a song on golden guus?

[see202uk]

scolari is pure rabish! even my grany can win the world cup with brasil!

100% chelsea fan

[boroboy3000]

the best coach in the world is out of jose and sir alex NO DOUBT

[AimHighStudio]

Umm Kno The Best Manager Is Rafa Benitez

[boroboy3000]

And how do you work this out ??

[AimHighStudio]

A Throphy In The First Season And Has The Best Glory Advarage Mate Its Simple And Any1 With Any Knowlodge Of Football Will Agree x

[boroboy3000]

not at all because he has not won the prem so he cant and look how many trophys sir Alex has one ALOT MORE !!

[ToxicManiac1992]

Maybe you're just wrong. Rafa isn't in the same league as Sir Alex and Jose :)

[derbz111]

i have great knowledge about football yet benitez is clearly not the greatest manager. yuo have no knowledge. you probz dont even know who chelsea signed gudjohnsen of off

[Yak20]

*trophy? And why is every word a capital? ...Don't think I agree actually.

[badbusta4lyf]

But when he loses we's the worst...FAT SPANISH WAITER.

[Yak20]

you've spelt "no" or "know" (not sure which one you were going for" wrong.

[DanWalsallFC]

Love watching Chelsea fail, they would never keep up by spending 30 mill on 30 year olds.

Once their stars retire they wont have any more cash to spend on stars,

Your fame wasnt to last Chelski.

[SugarMama9999]

why dont u shut the fuck up and stay in yuor little corner of bullshiit.. :) everbodys happy that way......

[sebzola]

scolari is pony

[rockyblackrodney]

The best coach in the world is Avram Grant [2]

[tozza330]

fergie is alot better than grant

[rockyblackrodney]

AIG: Alex Is Gay...

\o/

[tozza330]

YDHACAF: You Dont Have A Clue About Football

\o/

[rockyblackrodney]

Sei tudo sobre futebol.

;D

[badbusta4lyf]

AIG : Anderson Is Gay.

[casillas20009]

the best coach in the world is evram grant

[Henford1]

NEW LYRICS

We all think back to last season, we were so close to winning it all

Its a funny old game, the game of football

We needed a man to make us all shite

To prove to us Avram was kinda alrite

[Henford1]

Chorus Scolari oh oh Scolari oh oh oh oh Won the World Cup in 2002 And then we found out he was poo He bought Deco and lost us a home record we couldnt play when they shut down our wingbacks Chelsea went affray and now barely fourth place for Europe's our aim He's already got all of the fans pissed as they sing

[Henford1]

Scolari oh oh

Scolari oh oh oh

Any goose could win cups with Brazil

We don't have Robinho you dill

West London will turn into Tottenham over night

Fans and supporters will be heading home in fright

With bad sideways passes, 12 slips and poor touches each move

We'll forget all about how it feels to keep with Man U

[Henford1]

Scolari oh oh Scolari oh oh oh Won the World Cup in 2002 And then we found out he was poo Scolari oh oh Scolari oh oh oh Any goose could win cups with Brazil We don't have Robinho you dill Scolari oh oh Scolari oh oh oh It was nothing like watching Brazil Thank the lord we got rid of Big Phil

[Todoslosfritos]

GREAT SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[scottgould123]

sacked! lol

good ridance

[iBsteveT]

good song, crap manager. good ridance

[theN17yidarmy]

He's just been sacked this afternoon - cheerio cheerio cheerio

- and hands off redknapp lol

[eduardoburley]

This song sounds like salsa and the singer´s accent is obviously spanish.

In Brasil we speak portuguese brazilian, which is very different from spanish.

Besides that, i liked the song :)

[lcwr]

we looove you phiiil

[lcwr]

this now favorite thing on youtube. compared to nothing

[chelseaforever10]

Yeah it's 2009!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!

[zaidhakim]

u r brilliant mate!

[2kool4u3]

Chelseeeeeeeeeeea

[ashisbest]

do one about fergie

[blueheart26]

nahh...

Happy new year!

[palacetilidie71]

liverpool hahahahaha

1-0

whoooooooooooooooo

[badbusta4lyf]

one of those glory hunters. supports palace but always has a prem team. but if you are a palace fan taking the piss, you are doing better in the coke league huh

[rodporto00]

Awensome!

I wonder if Mr Cohen really knows Scolari's tatics.

But it's very creative!

oooooooooooooo

[igorbarretofla]

lambe o pau dele

[thalesmeupiru]

Arriba arriba, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

And that accent, good lord...

[shogunsetsu]

uheuheuheueu this song is obviously a mark of how much that guy doesn't know anything about Brazil

Botar o gaucho pra transfomar o Oeste de Londres no Rio... sei... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Mas tudo bem, isso faz ate sentido a partir do momento que "brasileiro" se torna "latino mexicano que fala em espanhol e grita arriba"

But this is somehow cool...

Maybe because its funny... xD

BLUE IS THE COLOUR! \o/

[DudsLouback]

É BRASIL SEUS PORRA!  =]

[cculau]

felipão volta pro grêmio, seleção não volta nunca mais!

FELIPÃO É GREMISTA!

[BrunoBotafoguense]

Hhahhahhhahhahahahahaahha lol

[baconandbits]

scooooollllllari!

[Flavioteta1992]

Felipão Volta Pra seleção Brasileira!

Por Favor!

[blueheart26]

lol... u people miss him right?

[blueheart26]

Absolutly love it!!

I want this song in my ipod... it's just fantastic

[mattington08]

class

[karoupa]

fantastic, wonderful

ahsuhasu loved ..

from laughing to crying here! rsrsrs

[Chris15061992]

the fact tht chelsea cant win any trophies coz they cant finish a game off

[jakobens]

altima sictim..hayvan herifff

[MusicRulesTheWorld1]

great song m8

[cfbloke]

Darn you Mr Cohen for making Chelski so damned catchy! Excellent!

[dumbi3zz]

LOVE YOUR "ACCENT"!!!!!! :DDD soooooo hilarious!!! please make more videoss!

[Chris15061992]

fair enough we under achieved last season but the fact still remains that we won a trophy were now in the ramos era as you are in the scolari era you give our team maybe 6-7 games to gell together and wait for the revolution to truly startr to begin and see us turning over Arsenal for instance on october 239th i think and various corresponding fixtures

[thedetriotmachinegun]

wat a shit song he has gone down hill in 1 year

[DAN1EL14]

Qsmngy it was 1-1 m8

[Orsolicc1]

spurs will fuck you with dos santos and modric

[danzig2288]

Lol.  Yea down there at the bottom of the league? Same old Sp*rs. Always rotting.

[Chris15061992]

er no you wont fuck spurs coz lampard fucked it for you lol 1-1 just a shame we couldn't kill it off nd break your unbeaten record

btw spurs were the only london club to win a trophy last year even though you got to 2 major finals and pushed the premiership all the way to the final day

summs up chelsea really good enough to get their but never the killer instinct to finish it all off

[badbusta4lyf]

urrrmmm only london club also to win a trophy first since 1999. bigging up a cup that is the easiest to win. and plaus the killer instinct is to do with the let down of management. no mourinho so everyone was having there careers on hold because of no mourinho. now we have a manager like mourinho so we are more happy and gell more. big up a small trophy nobody cares about. look at pompey. better run in a better cup than u did and arnt mentioning it still. 8 months on and still celebrating

[Chris15061992]

end of the day though mate you got to two major finals and lost and screwed up the premiership last day of the season we had the killer instinct which you just dont have

[badbusta4lyf]

wat ?? 1 season makes nothing. so now you won a league cup you have killer instinct ??? we lost on penalties. we got to 2 major finals. you got to one and still finished mid table and yet have killer instinct. we was closer to the prem than you was. now look at before avram grant. we won the league cup twice. prem twice. fa cup in dying seconds. community shield. that was our worst season in years. yet so was it a bad season for you. you think you had a gr8 season but still finished mid table.

[fischerfish]

what the hell is this "killer instinct" you continue to mention?

[Qsmngy]

We'll fuck spurs with Big Phil!

[jovi75]

Brilliant!

[chelseaforever10]

onderla onderla oreba lol

[chelseaforever10]

LOL, so funny, well done!!!!!!

[lisete13]

scolari scolari scolari oh oh. come on chels very brazilian very good. Wonder wat JM would tink about this, remember hi was a special

"one of kind". tanks for posting this

[leedsboycraig]

love the chorus!! "SCOLARI OH OH!" :P

[pl16tom01]

Chris, ur a true modern legend........ as this is the case, is there any chance you can do something with the torres phenomena at liverpool

[123hoythere]

glad to have the football songs back even though it is about chelsea

[theN17yidarmy]

good song but up the spurs

[russellbrandrcksx]

we luv u phiill lmao!

[russellbrandrcksx]

brill song lmao gr8 job

[jvella7]

quality song

[salkin21]

Can i download this excellent song anywhere?

[ericsonlima]

Felipão > life

fact rs

[JParfitt123]

love this song. COME ON THE BLUES!!!!!

[crowderville]

Erm, I posted lyrics on the Chat site back in July... better verse... had the whole place singing, well 1 bloke liked it. Scolari oh oh Scolari oh oh oh oh Oh how my happy heart sing now that Grants been given his wings Now we have a man who we all know who can and we can enjoy peace of mind Leave all the confusion and all the dissalusion behind Like birds of a feather a league title together we'll find... Scolari oh oh... Add those and you have a number 1 hit matey :)

[georgewhufc14]

well thats shocking

[djRen78]

Nicely done!!

[Zola25isaLegend]

Awesome, everyone sing it at the Bridge. Chris ur a legend thank you.(i'm the one who advised chris to sing this btw and he did it within a day)

[chelseafanJT26]

lol, awsome

[bouncinbecky123]

HAHA GUD WORK

[HoolGooner1986]

hahahahahahahahahahha this absolut great

pls make at least one more olympics commentary (best on bollt)

[markyosullivan]

Sounds very 'Brazilianie' if you know what I mean. :D

[SrHankey]

Not at all.

[SrHankey]

Not at all

[charlie118007]

another great song!

[tigervision7]

great to see you back to songs. One word...brilliant!

[Arianjafari]

Excellent song.

[sexmachine118]

Excellent, How about Fulham one for your good friend ? :)

[shakalivesincork]

reli gud...even tho im a spurs fan

[Softcore118]

v v good !

[ukfooty]

I was singing along and I'm a Liverpool fan! Great work, as always!!

[625164]

brilliant

[Judgy30]

Great stuff mate! This years gonna be 4 trophies for us! :)

[GhSpecialist]

Excellent mate once again another great song!!!!