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  • did he really use to live in tasmania?

  • stick on ya fukin lmao chopper is the comedian!!

  • Nothing to tell about QLD because it's always fucken perfect, cunt.

  • do Portland flocking hot 

  • how about this alice springs ill give you a forecast for the next fucking thousand years haha

  • Wow. Chopper must hate the word "Fuck" o.o

  • Kawabunga dude surfs fucking up CHOMP!!!!

  • WHERE THE FUCK IS NZ

  • @619sohan Most Aus TV weather reports don't do NZ, unless you go 'international'

  • AHAHAHAH I'm from Adelaide. He's right about it.

  • DON'T GO TO THAT WEBSITE!!

  • give the real choppa some money cunt

  • im doing this for drama 4 school..

  • @HalmHera Do you have to tone it down or not??

  • @KlayyJayy hope not

  • i wasnt even that drunk ahh you were yelling out my car autobot transform

  • Fucken hello.

  • and in fucken melbourne theres going to be a hail,a hail of fucken bullets (lol)

  • fuck i love uncle chop chop

  • 22 people live in perth

  • fuckin', stick on, ya fuckin'...

  • fuckin', stip on, ya fuckin'...

  • fucken hilarious, although pretty stupid to live in tasmania and work in melbourne

  • ill give you a forecast for the next 1000 fucking years... its gonna be fucking hot and if its not its gonna be hot and wet

  • what's happening in adelaide.... moving on haha

  • 21 people went surfing

  • Very rude chopper fucking BANG!

  • His name is spelled chopper READ you facken idiots

  • @sebbyseedbreed The characters name is spelt differently for legal reasons.

  • His name is spelled chopper READ u facken idiots

  • He was right about the fuckin cyclone!

  • 1:52 lol i thought he was gonna say that to where i live "Tasmania" not Adelaide lol

  • chopper reid is the Kenny Powers of Australia haha

  • stick on u fucken...

  • go sydney !

    were not wangcers :L

  • 21 people that live in canberra watched this.

  • hahaha waves are fuckin coming up.... hahaha

  • aw right here we fuckin go whats going on in adelaide?

    *blank*

    all right we'll go on to tasmania!

  • "i'll give you the weather in alice springs for the next fuxking thousand years

  • "Fucken Choppa whats the fucken weather like reid" :P

  • fucken.

  • funniest shit ever

  • 1:50 lmao!!

  • wow.... No QLD.... What a cock. Haha.

  • haha we have a bridge bcuz we r cool like that xD jk if u want it have it hahahaha

  • 1:38 i love the surfboard part it is bloody heaps funny.

  • I know you blokes in Canberra are going:

    "Ohhh, Chopper, we don't care about the f_ckin' weather, were stoned out of our f_ckin' tits and f_ckin' watchin' pornography ... YOU F_CKIN' DRUG ADDICTS!

  • whats bloody going on in Adelaide?.........alright we'll go on to Tasmania XD so true coz nothing happens in adelaide

  • are they real laughs in the background?

  • Surfers get eaten by sharks! HA!

  • hahaaha "whats goin on in Adelaide.....Alright lets go on to Tasmania" rotflmao funny as

  • fucking sydney wankers

  • Hey, thanks for not doing Adelaide :L

  • @DonnaDedic nothing ever happens in adelaide! .. its adelaide! lol

  • @AussieLozi lol i know :P but i love Adelaide cos i was born there.. but meh i know nothing happens there.. but yeah i was just saying :)

  • I'll give you a forecast for the next thousand years. FUCKING HOT!

  • cower bunga dude surfs fucking up....CHOMP!!

  • Fukin Chomp

  • "ever shark with half a brain" - Piss funny!

  • fuck up you dumb cunt asgbdhj, this makes heaps of other ppl laugh, so you can shut the fuck up fat cunt and get a fuckin life.. if you dont like it, then dont comment you dumbass.. just say nice things about something you like.. soo yeah enough said, your a cock with no sense of humor.. faggot.

  • ALL the keyboard MORONS, WE (Aussies) have held for many yrs & still hold - the BEST sporting Country in the World status / per Capita than anywhere else, simply bcos we don't spend all our time at our keyboards getting fat - we go out in our beautiful sunshine & do !

  • @TruckinAussie fuckin spot on..

  • THESE FXXKING WANKERS WITH THEIR BRIDGE. Hahahahaha

  • nice

  • not funny you stupid fuckin aussie

  • @asgbdhj oi ya dick. calm down yuu fkn dumbass prick. This bloke makes alotta people laugh yuu fukwit so stop fkn yur mumma and get a life.

  • all those saying qld is gay or full of watever... they can say it over the net buuut there too scared to take a punch in the face... everybody, you do not look cool because you can be racist... nz are sheep shaggers oh my god am i cooler yet? obviestly not...

  • I'm from Perth, and I thought that was hilarious apart from how he said no one cares about Perth :(

  • "ur so fuckin far away perth why dont you just keep going"

  • australia fucking owns!

  • @batbomb92. He wouldn't pay you a million pound cos your a fucken dead shit. You got no sence of humor go fuck your self. If you can't appreciate another country. Step foot in Australia and watch your arse getting kicked on YouTube that night. Just cos your imbread don't mean everyother person on the planet has the same

    Fantacies.

  • chopper is funny with his drug addicts crap, he took coke himself he just personally despised heroin and wanted the dealers cash. bit of a gluttonous self righteousness.

  • screw queensland lol

  • CHOMP!

  • LMFAO @ Alice Springs!!!

  • shit sub-par inbred ozzy awful banter

  • "your so fucking far away perth why don't you keep fucking going" lolz funniest thing ever

  • what are you girls fightin about>??

  • its because queensland are full off fuck tards

  • @camjfrench fucking douche

  • Must be from SA the state full of weirdo's, CARN' THE MIGHTY HAWKS ! & the LIONS

  • @TruckinAussie dood, you cant go for 2 teams ffs...pick one. You may as well go half way between brisbane and melbourne and go for the swans hehehe ;)

  • @B1gC0ne DOOD i can go for two teams if i live in Brisi, Know Vossie (from same original hometown) & my - deceased Dad was Lions all his life, but i've been Hawks since young, NEVER the Swans or GWS, i manage to balance my Fave for two teams OK - except when they play each other, hmmm

  • lol!!!!!! kk now whats going on in SA lol kk ill jusy move on lol funny cunt hahahaha its going to be hot and fucking wet lol

  • What a fuckin fucker he didnt do queensland!!!

  • cause qld is gay

  • smd cunttt

  • @XboxMadRandom who gives a fuck?

  • @XboxMadRandom

    Fuck queensland hahaha

  • @XboxMadRandom That's because Queensland is the best haha

  • @XboxMadRandom probs cos the whole things underwater

  • @XboxMadRandom fuck queensland!!

  • @TheQazwsxedcqazwsx Yeah FUCK QUEENSLAND!!!!!!!!!!

  • @XboxMadRandom calm down anusface if it helps he didnt do nz either CHUR

  • @XboxMadRandom thats cos no one gives a toss about queensland! :P

  • @XboxMadRandom you wanna know why bc who gives a fuck about queensland

  • @avgn1000 fuck off

    

  • stfu gronk

  • @batbomb92 I am an Aussie and I am not a fucking inbred! I am an Australian and I am proud of it!

  • Mate, you're still a retard, and your ancestors definitely stole from mine, so even if you're not inbred (which i have serious doubts over), i don't know what there is to be proud of.

  • @batbomb92 racist mother fucker :P youre just some keyboard warrior that likes making trouble, so fuck off our aussie videos you retarted dickhead.

  • @batbomb92 aussy makes u imbread? ok if ur gonna make fun of us tell us ur country, maybe we cansay some racist shit to you too dickhead!

  • @batbomb92 why did you look it up you fucking retard? what country you from ??

  • @batbomb92 with all due respect, why did you even WATCH this video then? I can understand you not finding it funny, that's totally fair enough. But is it really necessary to slag off a country that is a direct derivative of yours?

  • @batbomb92 What country do u live in cause i think its britten wear it is constinly overcast and you all like tea and crumpets and speak with a acsent like ello there guvnar yeah steriotypes are fucked up dont believ them unless its america i dont like americans cause they speak slow and have such gay views of life

  • arh! my fuken house has blown away

  • he missed out queensland

  • allll of you that dont like this is an idiot if you dont like it suck my nuts chopper reid is the shit

  • i'm not karl

  • twang twang lets all sing a song for stuat howard wahahahahaha

    hes getting fucked by some neco gay mortician

  • wow this is interesting how a chopper clip can turn into a (rather crap) battleground

  • perth why wont u keep on going LMFAO

  • Please just harden the fuck up!

  • @sd2 - racism is lazy thinking STUPIDITY based on a false premise. can you trace your family history back to the beginning of humanity?? then how can you claim to be pure?? you are talking utter shit. and completely off topic on a chopper read clip. only people who are too pissweak to take responsibility for the randomness of life have to look for generalistic patterns in everything. life just doesn't run like that

  • ass hole this you smells like dingo troll shit must be you

    associate39

  • @ everyone: harden the fuck up!

  • yes sir... please don't hurt me :(

  • hey vogt, either you or the belgium race mixer had me silenced for 2 weeks . nice try but not enough. still want to get me suspended? go for it.

    ps. why are those haitians piling up corpses as road blocks as a protest and running around with machetes? no excuses for savage behavior.

  • hahahahahaha ... want more???

    we fucked you up the arse for two weeks and you couldn't even squeal

    choke on a cock BITCH!!

    re haiti: who do i look like? walter fucking cronkite .. let's see what happens when something happens in YOUR neighbourhood SMARTARSE!!

  • WonderWombat8  still sodomizing the wombats at the sidney zooo LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • WonderWombat TWANGGG TWANNGG let me sing you a song i wrote BETTER WORLD please dont laugh sometimes it hurts like hell to lose the ones you love these feelings i could do without but then, i'd be stealing from myself people slide into view and then they fade away oh to see them one more time in the sunshine of an everlasting day
  • phone home ET.

    btw why760nitro (thereal's real name)

    DO YOU FUCK KIDS?

    13 months of asking .. still no answer.. hmmm wonder whyj :D

  • lol

    DO YOU FUCK KIDS?

    answer my question first nitro. i've already answered yours twenty times.

    note youtubers, the last part of his username is mine backwards (texwhatever)

  • & i also have poems & love songs the creep has written to me..really,really awful poems..

    it talks about coming to America to find me,i told him there are 300 million here but Karl said he'd "find me" anyway..

    & Karl i will not send you my underwear so stop asking.

    if my Jesta ever finds you its all over creepazoid.

  • you are a LIAR!!

    and you are also texxwhomever (aka grogandroppa)

    don't forget folks one of these REAL creepazoids was posing as a chick for four months and ADMITTED IT (crazymissanne) and STILL IS

    can't have it both ways DICKHEAD!!

    you wanna lie about yourselves then prepare not to be believed. never sent you any 'poems' or anything else. you are a fake :D

  • wow you really are deluded creepazoid...my account is over 12 months old...creepy stalker of 16 year olds..ha,ha enjoy your suspension creep..:)

  • 1. i'm not deluded at all. you are grogandroppa under a fake chick account. best pals with 'crazymissanne' .. who is a GUY!! hmmmm. sucks up to iSaintCumbag who's also grogandroppa, texxwhomever etc. you're not fooling anyone. if you're really 16 you need to go back to juvie where you came from

  • the creepazoid at it again...stop sending me pm's freak..i'm a 16 year old girl 7 your a dirty pedo..stop stalking you sick fuck...

  • i don't send you pm's LIAR!!

    you've lied many times including on crazymissanne's channel when you said she had a boyfriend called 'mick' which is a load of shyte.

    once you lie you can't cry when people don't believe you

  • @WonderWombat8

    i do not want or need an old creep like you sending me message's...STOP contacting me..do not reply..stay away from my channal or you'll be reported.

    stop stalking me .

    CMAnne is a fake.

  • crank your bullshit out somewhere else whomie. nobody's fooled by your fake chick act .

    go play with something shiny

  • Hi everyone my name is Jessica....this creep has been stalking me for months..this creep thinks a 16 year old girl wants to hear about its mental illness & its drug addiction,this creep thinks 16 year old girls like its lame ass "music"...this creep is a 50 something year old pervert living on you tube & stalking tennage girls....its real channel is Texhavan...report the pedo creep.

    thx!

  • what a load of fucking waffle iStain 2.0 LOL.

    reeeeeally convinced by your fake chick act.

    jesta? all over eh? so you're a 16yo girl ... and you have a hit man???? BUSTED!! give it up creepazoid :D

  • Hi my name is Jessica & i'm a 16 year old girl.

    Wonderwombat8 aka Texwhatever has stalked me for months.

    i have countless pm's from the creepaziod asking me for personal details & photo's..

    he ask's me what my boyfriend jesta does in bed,he ask's me what my body is like,he ask's where i live,what i wear,everything...

    i had to make a new channel just to get away from him...

    he never stopped talking to me about suicide,drug addiction & mental illness.

    all that Texxwhomever says is true....

  • no i haven't. you are a LIAR.

    i didn't reopen the wombat8 account until the last couple of weeks so you are BUSTED!!

    you DON'T have any such things!! if you are not lying then why haven't you asked YOUTUBE to look into it? hmmmm???? because you are LYING .. BUSTED!!

    you are : grogandroppa aka texxwhomever aka iSaintfieldmonkeys etc etc ... you're not fooling anybody .. FUCK OFF! :D there's a good sockie

  • stupid fuckwit comment from a stupid fuckwit....why760nitro biggest fuckwit on YT...dumb cunt.

  • between you and him i think it's neck and red neck :D me so witty

  • 1. learn how to fucking spell, redneck!

    2. what's the psychobabble in aid of?

    3. EVERYBODY knows what i'm saying unlike with what YOU are saying.

    4. now we know what a retard finds funny .. his own jibber jabber

    5. DO YOU FUCK KIDS? still waiting for an answer after 13 months. and what do i get? nitro dodging giving an answer

  • this user is the pedo Karl J Vogt..YT laughing stock...

    still on the junk skag..child sex comments are its MO..beware.

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  • you're so fucking far away why don't you just keep going? go on! hahaha best part.

  • funny shit. chopper u legend

  • nitro (thereal(mynamebackwards)) - DO YOU FUCK KIDS?

    interestingly it was revetahwxet (texwhatever backwards) account under which you made the child sex comments 13 months ago.

    answer the question PERVERT! stop dodging.

    where's your boyfriend anti? pedo-cops got him eh? better hide your kiddie porn sport, you'll be next :D me so lone ranger

  • nitro loves kidsex

  • necro mum loves you son of the wombat

    how is you janitor job ...well chappie

  • hey why760nitro (biggie's REAL user ID) - DO YOU FUCK KIDS? 13 months i've been asking you after you said sex with a 12yo and a 20yo is the same (how would you know unless you tried it?)

    the janitor job? no, you're getting me confused with your one and only friend mrantifarleft the loudmouthed coward. he pokes poo down the toilet at the noopty farm remember?

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  • 1. you comment there all the time so there goes THAT theory

    2. YOU are the clone. my account is a year older than yours you dumb fuck.

    3. the '16yo girl' is actually YOU iSaintFAILEDmonkeys. again you fool nobody. a junkie 'skag'? you're so ignorant you don't even get that 'skag' is slang for heroin. so you're calling me a junkie 'heroin'? what a noopty. report yourself for being a tool

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  • no. i don't know what A skag is 'cause there's no such thing you dumb cunt. i'm not an opiate you moron. i'm a musician and i lived in st.kilda. ain't rocket science there dumbo. 16yo girls? nope. it's YOU! (take cross dressing lessons from FAILEDmonkeys did you?). funny how SHE never makes an appearance HEHEHEHEH. exposed cunts??? what?? ?They let your mother out of the home again??? hahahah. blah blah blah wank wank wank ..

    show's over folks .. it ran out of material again :D -- OWNED!

  • fuck off skag...silly old junkie..no one gives a fuck about you pedo..BWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

    a MUSICION....BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH­HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    your nothing.

  • great comment fuckwit...dumbest cunt on yt...why760nitro...retard.

  • hey buttro (why760nitro is bigblack's real account).

    DO YOU FUCK KIDS?

    13 months and no answer. don't worry about all the necro mum crap. you only started that to deflect the question. NOBODY is fooled you retard ... answer the question gary glitter!!

    btw .. it's your OTHER pedophile mate mrantifarleft who's the janitor :D fuck you're stupid .. even my enemy whomie can see that :D

  • .....

  • most intelligent thing you've ever said! :D

  • i dont know who your are creepazoid but stop sending me sex pm's you fag...

  • stop introducing me into your fantasies.

    nitro (alias BBnT and therealetc) DO YOU FUCK KIDS?

    why don't you just answer the question?

    been 13 months since you made your dodgy statement and like nugent you avoid the topic ..hmmmm i reckon you DO!!

  • Gayest shit ever. This is not the first guy to swear.

  • MRANTIFARLEFTdaTROLL is TEXWHATEVERchannel3  a known pedo''

    report the cunt...

  • tissue?

  • texvvhatever .. so brave he removed this comment:

    HAHAHAHA your nothing cunt...suspended again & again...your nothing junkie..no more than a clone..

    you stupid junkie cunt ...you should see the pm's marie sends me...

    same old pathetic junkie skitzo cunt ...you nothing pedo..second rate next to me...at everything..filthy cunt..

    fucking DOG//BWHAHHAHHA....

    STOP L:EAVING NAZI COMMENTS ON MY CHANNEL

    -- he repeatedly leaves filthy mysoginist comments about my friend marie (what a creep)

  • No one believes the lies of a junkie skag & oooh the pedo's learnt a new word...hey junkie check my list of kills....BWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA­HAH.

    fuck off skag BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • then he deletes them like the snivelling coward he is. texthefake you won't do shit at one of my gigs 'cause you know full well i would tear you two arseholes to shit out of the SECOND you tried anything. you're mr big tough keyboard commando. no name (so you steal mine), no pic, no details at all. so why would anyone take you seriously?

    oh btw sunshine: deleting your disgusting comments doesn't delete them from my inbox .. say cheese :D

  • no i'm not.

    you are a known liar. nobody believes your bullshit. they can see all your posts (before you bravely remove them) and realise you're just another sad little right wing cocksucker with no life. :D me so superior

  • karl j vogt maggot hahaha oh ooooooooo

    go back to the pchyco ward rubber room #3 please

  • what's a 'pchyco' ward?

    does your computer come with spellcheck or are you just a bit 'spesh'?

    DO YOU FUCK KIDS?

    13 months and no answer. funny how the neo's get shitty with me for asking and not you for failing to answer a question about your dodgy statements .. .hmmmmm

  • texvvatever - you're a big fucking hero aren't you 'mate' ??? hmmm making comments about me fisting marie ... and you have the nerve to go on about morals??? .. umm i KNOW you are texxwhomever .. you're the same brand of GUTLESS as him ... love the way you make your brave comments and delete them!! wow what a fucking HERO!! see you at the gig sport!

  • Oh Dear.....ha,ha,ha

    i always find clones like this little boy slightly amusing.its good for a little chuckle..i suppose the young boy think he's clever..ha,ha..

    the youth of today....

    Tex.

  • oh lookie : D wondered what happened to you numbnuts then i realised you are texvvhatever. same schoolboy angst (how the zits going pimple farm?) same mysoginy toward women. same cowardice (whilst acting all tough behind your keyboard). any of you cunts ever go on film and you're all the headless fucking horseman .. can't see ya from the neck up. see 'defiant' ? that's me .. head and all. wanna make some more threats dickhead???

    i'm not the least scared of you. everything you do is GUTLESS! WIMP

  • thats nice clone...run along along & p