That's My Jesus--THE ACTION FIGURE!!

[AnimeSoldiers]

I WANT 10 OF THEM! XD

[megadriver6]

HAHA comes with drivers licence! XD 19.95$ for a credit card and a drivers licence - now thats a bargain

[MrPhartiphukborlz]

Ha Ha...

[SpiderShane1]

Muhammad had a 9 year old wife?!?!? W....T.....F..... and people are still stupid enough to die for his teachings? Or to die for any religion for that matter?

[avatar4life100]

HOLY COW!

[MrJaysChannel]

hahahahahahaha :)

[knightzero3d]

That girl in the video is beautiful. Like seriously.

[joebalordo]

hahahaha, l'eresia è la quantità di gente senza senso dell'umorismo, fottetevi Heresie is so much people with no sense of humor, fuck you

[futurefeet]

The most offensive thing about this video is how lame it is.

[Olegovna20]

Jajajajajajajaja pkm kiero uno

[JestemMichal]

Sad...

[RoSsygff93]

stronzi...

[TheSuperbaro]

levatelo da you tube è un eresia!!!

[BoboisAnubis]

lol

[DavieS993]

If God definitely existed (and I mean the Christian God) why the fuck are their so many religions and variations of them? Surely if everyone knew God existed their would be no need to make more fairytales.

[DavieS993]

@DavieS993 Actually that applies to all Religions not just Christianity.

[markfriesen1979]

The bible teaches us not to have any graven images...

[ComradeMagnum]

@markfriesen1979 The Bible teaches us to do a lot of things...

[TheMoonPower]

includes corwn of thorns, pennies, colouring book, cheeseburgers, cell phone, drivers license, social security card, and lots of other fun stuff! lol

[Moralityman]

Ho hum.

[AgentJuly19903]

I don't think the Church allowed this.

[EPIC1983]

because Isa is just a PROPHET, not GOD as you thinking my dear..please, clean your heart to accept that...Muslim is believe in Isa@Jesus..we not ever denied him, we love him well as one of our prophet, he just a man that choosed by a GOD, we just have 1 GOD to pray and hope..That GOD created us, created jesus, created Muhammad,created the world..Just 1 GOD will forgive our sin..our sin is our responsible, not jesus responsible, pity of him when you put all your sin on him..we together love jesus

[Charlottex99]

I want one!!!

[yenyen615]

goddamn yanks need to learn how to spell already!

oh yeah, and J1OProductions should find a sense of humor BEFORE attempting comedy

[kar1791salazar]

Lol ill buy it!!!

[miguelandoniez]

you people are seriously possesed by satan.. how come uall going make jesus toys like if this is a joke or something... ? are you ppl doesnt hav´nt realize why we are on earth yet? thas pourly sadd and preocupated how many souls lost and searching for a answer ... you all hail jesus 777 .. and get possesed by the holy spirit god is the king ... and kill satan !

[kar1791salazar]

LoL

Stop smocking crack fuckin american

xD

[theblob34]

@miguelandoniez im gona buy you a set for xams your like that i think

[xSONxOFxCALIFAS]

what does the H stand for?

[carreyholic]

holy??? i have no idea haha

[theblob34]

@xSONxOFxCALIFAS the h stands for hallunanation because thats all jesus is

[knoxmaster]

@theblob34 HAHAHAH wtf are you even trying to spell hallunanation LOL its hallucination tardface.

[anonimo994]

not funny

[i5anna1000]

very funny video.

[darthadam99]

I want it XD

[arcobalenofiamma]

1 John 2:22

[xathanaric]

becuz he's your JESUS NOW!

[highvoltagerocks360]

this is like a copy of Jesus Christ action firgures, theres another vid like this but made alot more better. Who believes in this jesus crap anywayz?

[jamesgeurin]

so gay

[KiLyxD]

woaaa :0

[medo2007penguin1998]

shut up ass hole you are freak kids

[alexandblah]

Not everyone in America is christian. It's not like, hey you live in AMerica so you have to be Christian.

[UnusuallyLargeCrab]

this is the most ignorant comment I've seen on youtube for months. That's saying something.

[BlowHabsBlow91]

dumbest comment award goes to DoomSentinel for thinking Americans have a national religion

[xathanaric]

fucking dumbass, THIS IS THE HOME OF THE FREE!!!!!! FREEDOM of religion. FUCK all people who envy THE U.S.!!!

[david676]

I'd get one, chuck norris vs jesus who would win... hmmm

[halloweenguy78]

Jesus Would Just Come Back Over & Over Again...

[david676]

but Chuck norris would never get it, seems like an endless battle

[halloweenguy78]

But Jesus Is God? He Would Live Forever!

[LuckyStars7814]

but chuck noris can never die!

[comicbookfanboy]

I want one and will make him do battle with my GI JOE! Of course Jesus wins, he's MAGIC!

[SECTION324]

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF

[DeadmansInkXXX]

Fuck off

[SECTION324]

show some class buddy

[vumpirekizz]

nyahahahahaha

[rmo24]

very tasteless.

i have ask jesus to forgive you for this. this is making a mockery of my king.

[Cobain311]

JAJAJAJAJJAJAJJAJAJJJJAJJ XD

[izdillest]

take this video off you dumb shit

[bobby472]

i want one, to beat his stupid ass. lol

[Tallguy1ndarkr0be]

fuck  u

[bobby472]

now thats not very christian of you :-( you just made jesus cry

[FutileFreakX]

lol "a nin year old"?

[MEKLAFIR]

where can i buy this?

[smarterthanhermione]

what the hell? do you wanna know why they hate us? because people like YOU are racist to them and dont accept them for who they are. If everyone were to accept everyone else, there would be no terrorism, or hate, or war.

NO ON 8

WORLD PEACE NOW!

[fabrilucario]

All of yall madda fakas are sons of a bitch!!

[bobby472]

boo hoo

[pussymin]

u r the one who is a gay bastard, crusade templar. i am a muslim and i got no problem with christians or jews. not all muslims are terrorists. if u see one, please kill him/her. i dont support such act as it is not the true way of islam. Muhammad didnt rape the 9 year old kid. she was his wife. come on dude, lets live in harmony. what's with the hatred?

[merizor]

@pussymin now thats how all religious ppl should think

[FathomLordKarathr]

@pussymin Muhammad didnt rape the 9 year old kid. she was his wife i dont have anything aganst muslims and ive never even herd anyone say he did that but its still not okay to rape a 9 year old even if she is your wife

[HuyerPercussive]

@FathomLordKarathr unless she gets a little sassy. let's be real here.

[xxazpxx]

@pussymin aint it annoying, that you can eat pig, or drink bruuze?? for not to mention have sex before marriage? no hate..!

[Stake2]

It's an excellent commentary on American consumerism.

[mryoda]

that's amazing , it come with a social security card!!! yeah, I'm Mexican, can I have two of those??? haha

[GNXMAN]

They ought to make a comedy about the Holocaust or even a musical about the $12,000,000.00 in tax dollars the US spends EACH DAY for foreign aid to Israel. Dance and sing along to that as you're losing your own country to the "Cancers of the Earth". I now understand and admire the Muslims who defend their faith against filth derived from Christ Killing Jews such as these.

[fuckyourmamma]

I guess you didn't see that scene from the Clerks cartoon, "Flintstone's List"?

[ben41sbr2]

booo......

[campkillyourself93]

i thought it was funny until 0:42

[ChrisBranleh]

I would skeet all over that girl... in and around her mouth. :D

[ThisIsGonnaBeCool]

you sick fucker

[sasukevsbyakugan]

now a joke off mohamed and then let him die god ownds

[aajoeyjo]

This is great! Thanks for posting it! Well done.

[43553E9901]

im an atheist, and still, i find this crap

[amitroaielavinia]

i don't think its a funny thing...not at all! its a bad thing

[Chavomancer]

Cool I want to buy one for my kids so they can crucify Jesus. After all its the Christians who put 'the fiction into crucifiction'.

[jackiechiles1]

what's with the thriller laughter?? this video really sucked... even though it's great to make fun of religion, we should make fun with intelligence

[lilatino77]

im catholic..i don find this very funny not cause of my religion..just cause its not funny..btw what does the h in jesus h. christ stand for?

[aajoeyjo]

It stands for Horatio! lol

[TheBalrog666]

lol

[Itchhhh]

Not cool! Not cool AT ALL!!!

[Silvershotgunz]

lmfao

[martynblackburn1977]

Sounds like the commentator has a blocked nose. lol. Kind of sexy.

[Sokpuppetsrcute]

srry but that was gay the other one is a hell of a lot funnier

[dartjoe]

Lol i wish i had a weed license!

[norm250]

lol funny. comes wiv mobile phone an drivers lisence. i want it for £19.95. Throw away the doll an keep gd stuff =-)

[toxic180]

burn you all to HELLLLLLLLLLLL!

[BosSpyda]

the girl on the left is kind of cute...

[WeeklyAnimeNManga]

the three people r ugly and atheistic.fck you jewish ugly boys..

[IdoloR]

ur goin to hell, and ur gona burn for ever and ever and ever

good luck fag head

[mcrkid22]

Dude this had a good concept but it couldve been a looooooooot better. Very choppy and low quality with distracting sound effects.

[WeeklyAnimeNManga]

wow..youre mgonna go to hell says everyone.we love jesus .jesus is beatiful divine son of god!.youe abusing him

[Cr4zyD4n93]

Cheeseburgers?

[martynblackburn1977]

Holy cow!! Lol. Americans do say that, don`t they?

[Narutofan0128]

our God is for everyone who believes in Him

[toycandi]

proof that the world will end someday...

[Narutofan0128]

do not mock our GOD!if wasn't for Him you were not be here today.

[martynblackburn1977]

Your God? He doesn`t belong to you; he belongs to the Egyptians!

[RaverYusuke]

Whatever you say. ;3

[martynblackburn1977]

Social security card!! LMAOF!!!!

[martynblackburn1977]

I still wanna know what the owl is for? Is it something to do with Minerva or something? The illuminati? The Masons?

[thr3einon3]

TAKE THIS OFF NOW!!!!!!!!!!

[martynblackburn1977]

Why take it off? You`re not censoring are you?

[martynblackburn1977]

Satan the Hebrew devil that was misinterpreted by Jews in Alexandria.

[martynblackburn1977]

Is the guy with the skinhead, Satan?

[otis67]

oh boy a friendly owl!!

i want my own jesus doll!

[whitetailhunta]

FUNNY IN A FUCKED UP WAY

[martynblackburn1977]

The Christian God: This hybrid image of decay, conjured up out of emptiness, contradiction and arrogance, in which all the instincts of revenge and depravity, all the cowardice and weariness of the "soul" find their sanction!

[zigjib]

if laughter is the language of the soul, is it just being overly happy to try and mask all the "instincts of revenge and depravity, all the cowardice and weariness" it feels? No, you are just a retard with a thesaurus. Shove your big words where a preist shoves things in an alter boy.

[martynblackburn1977]

What`s with the friendly owl? Lol.

[malicebeast]

Keep your faith not my problem but you will live a life of ignorance and decay into stupidity. Blind faith needs to die god needs to die. The world needs to grow not regress and stagnate with childish explantions for ignorance

[PrincessCupcake82]

this isnt funny at all.

[RaverYusuke]

I thought it was really funny. ^^

[JustXforget36]

that chick is so hawt :)

[TheDarkPlumber]

Wait... Jews don't even see Jesus as the son of God. If you're gonna waste comment space on these rants, trash on the right people.

[ciociaklocia]

Funny :D

[malicebeast]

God doesnt exist religion is just a crutch for the weak minded if you believe in god you are retarded and a weak person and ill be happy when you die because nothing willhappen and ill have another grave to take a dump on

[TheDarkPlumber]

Be careful... God or not, zombies DO exist... and I'll eat you.

[boredguy1331]

dude pick up a Bible and read it you might learn something

[malicebeast]

ive read one i used to be a christian and now im a satanist because religion IS a crutch. You let go of your faith and look at yourself in the mirror and youll see just how stupid it really is. Its like looking at yourself as a child. Youll understand the weakness and ignorance that is within you.

[boredguy1331]

why on earth would i let go of my faith if you would keep your faith YOU might realize what you r doing is wrong.

[malicebeast]

What i am doing is not wrong. Its called growing up. You are weak because you dont understand that those explanations are outdated and ignorant of reality. It was fine to believe in as a child and it was fine to believe a millenia ago but its not ok to believe in now. Its like believing in santa at 50 years old its obsurd.

[boredguy1331]

God gave you the decision to believe what you want. Although he is not happy with the choice some people make he gives you freedom to do so.

[malicebeast]

And you can waste your life an push our world backwards into a hole. Grow and discover stop wasting time and stagnating on ignorance. Its your choise to stagnate and its my choice to out pace your stagnation with evolution.

[zigjib]

oh your god! what is with you people? did you buy one of those word of the day callanders? stagnant. wow what a great word. As in the push forward for your religeon has become a stagnant tepid pool of indecision, homosexuality and lies upon lies of a broken down story that, had it been released today wouldn't even become a b grade movie. I find religeon to be a stray dog, find someone stupid and lonely enough to feed it, and it will hang around.

[martynblackburn1977]

Wtfk!!

[fullmetalgod]

Yes, because Satanism isn't a crutch.

*eyerolls*

Face it, you're just another sheep in the "I am only cool when fighting society by conforming to another type of fad".

The dumbest smart people are satanists. (Though that depends on whether you're part of the church of Satan(Whish is more like a philosophy-based anti-religion group) or just a general, chicken-killing satanist that literally worships Satan.)

[malicebeast]

LeVayan im not a sheep and im not trying to be some noncomformist. It isnt a crutch and i dont base my life on it. I dont even follow it in any strict way or truely anyway at all it is simply a philosophy i agree with. And i am quite antireligion. I see religion as a crutch and a something that pushing society backwards religion needs to die so we as a society can grow

[boredguy1331]

umm i think i agree with you...although some of that onfused me

[RaverYusuke]

Hate to say it, but you just contradicted yourself. Whether you're a christian or a satanist, you're still relying on some type of religion to guide you.You'd have to be an atheist to not be part of a religion. :p

[Chavomancer]

What aload of horseshit from loser RaverYusuke.

[RaverYusuke]

Then tell me, what does atheism mean to you?

[Chavomancer]

It means I don't have to believe the religious crap that is nothing but a load of make believe bollocks.

[SAKUTO10000]

Go fuck your mother dick, i bet she doesn't have a pussy since she is a man.

[hadewangsta]

i do not agree with jetpack but... that was just stupid what you said...

[SenorGreenThumb]

FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER

[Airgraph1]

you can stick that toy inside you ass

[azzurro4sr]

ma pessi siti vata tagghiari a faccia

[darkhorselegend]

jews are making up these videos to continue their assault upon the one true son of god.

[paulina2dahxtreme]

WTF this is not even funni!Stop mockin jesus ... who ever made this video has no life..

[Germanyyyyyyy]

wake up Christians.Jesus never said that he

was god or a son of god.can any god accept himself to be sacrificed?if this is true then who is guiding the world after his death?if Jesus is god who created him and his mother?God saved Abraham,Moses,Noah and could not save his son!!!please read about Islam.YOU WILL GAIN A LOT

[jeff1062003]

AMEN....

[StandYourGrounds]

There was a purpose for all this. God sacrificed his only son because he loves us so much. Don't ask questions who comes from where, read the bible, it is all there and than you just have to trust God and follow him.

[boredguy1331]

God let his son die torid the world of thier sins and in the Bible it says that he is the messiah and he came to earth died and ROSE FROM THE DEAD THREE DAYS LATER! Please read John 3:16 in the Bible.

[malicebeast]

And you would expect someone with a brain to believe these fairy tales? Ignorance and childish mindless stupidity. Stupidity in the sense of what the word stupid means you understand what is real why do you not use this knowledge?

[salserinsabroson]

These mockers need to buy the action figures of the devil since they act like them.

[F90V]

I think something is wrong with you ppl.......

[kotone79]

CHE MERDATA!!!!e perche il grassone nn chiede un bel miracolo per rimediare agli errori della natura????

[barbzale]

elmarioresiste whoever you are fag you suck

[stuntsrfun]

this is poorly done. i've seen a better one. And jewish people believe in jesus, just not as their savior. If your gonna do a parady especially one that a lot of people know about what your making fun of, you should do a bit more research. And what was the purpose of all that exrtra crap that came with it. It was just a bad idea

[sammita19]

you aint goona like it when jesus plays you

[Damola36]

That just sounds wrong on so many levels!

[sasquatchxxxx]

lmfao. haha every time they say "aww shit".

cheesburgers ... lmao again.

[grndtrp2001]

it comes with a cell phone! cool!

[J1OProductions]

yeah, it doesn't matter what religion you are. It's all made up.

[itftkddarkforces]

if it all made up how we got here in how was the world was made I tell you how god make us

[alsham89]

that how you praise your "god" and today i know how you show your love to your "god" -so embarrass-. I greateful to Allah because i muslim. the muslim did not do like what u do. In islam, jesus is not the son god or god but he is a prophet only.

[riferra]

hahahaha very jesus

[elmarioresiste]

jojojojo

its so funny

jesus figure jajajaja

fuck religion ja!

[byorp]

elmarioresiste you're not fuccy but stupid...

[Damola36]

You're not fuccy either

[Kryonus]

Fuck! I TOTALLY agree with Mrnatron. I'm with him.."Good vibes"...he's probably a stoner to...

XD

Fuck religion by the way...

[byorp]

get lost

[nicfallenpants]

very funny

[J1OProductions]

I think you should all take it easy. Hey kids, that's why we live in AMERICA, and NOT Saudi Arabia...and for those of you who DON'T live in america, if you're posting on YouTube, you probably live in a free country where you're not trading slaves and camels for food.

[mrnatron]

I don't want to spend anymore time conversing with you two grocery bagers. I am going to memphis in three hours hookin up with da crew suffix on the way to tunica to blow it out,and then back on the road in search of happens next,send for me if you need assistance in unwashing your minds.

[freeletme]

You're lucky we're not like the Muslims: they would cut your heads off if you posted this trash in Saudi Arabia. Trust me. We are merciful...But you know what? God forgives you anyway, because He loves you. SO, I'm not here to sentence anyone. I respect anyone's opinion.

[mrnatron]

freeletme,don't think for a light second that you and your fellow church members are not as fucking crazy ass fanatical about your religion as radical muslims are , both pass on hate,fear,intollerance for free thinkers,non-believers or anyone that doesn't support your ideals. so go ahead and send each other to your respective hell, while many others enjoy this life and pass on the good vibes. Go point your finger in another direction.

[freeletme]

I'm in peace and have nothing against anyone. I just said that if you were doing this in Saudi Arabia, they would kill you. We don't because we don't kill! Got it? Peace, dude...Relax and take it easy, bro.