Obama Calls Marijuana Anonymous

[dieseluk2k]

lawl, owned

[jonno2019]

"The filth, the noise and the excess, all of it dazzled my senses. I drank beer heavily and tried drugs enthusiastically."

.....

"Later!"

XD

[lemurianchick]

@jonno2019 : I am on the floor. This should have been longer!

[tangoman111]

ME GUSTA

[RollinLikeABetch]

"What state are you calling from?"

"Augusta"

"Ok"

[sinclairoil1]

how do you do this?

[black101dahlia]

wow this was so funny good job

[7ReyZor]

Hrm, this video made a key pop out of my keyboard

[daleva187goligo]

at a local waikiki bar lmfao

[ghoulfrenzy7]

And how did you get referred to our program?

At a local Waikiki bar!

[Shezamlolz]

I lost it at "Rick Rick Rick" "Yes Yes Yes"

[MrKiljeaden89]

@Shezamlolz HAHAAH ^^ :)

[ImmuneToFearr]

Sparkling new van.

[undergod1414]

I'm telling you man this stuff will poison your mind

[DukeofUSA]

fail

[iDanielminor]

I'm so surprised that these people don't say

" is this Barack Obama? " I'm like WTF it sounds like him, but yea I know it sounds different on the other end of the phone, but still?!

[VVayVVard]

@iDanielminor

What you're not taking into account is the date of these prank calls - they were made about three years ago.

[YouDoctorTube]

i peed in my pants

[KoldShadow]

LMAO, well that call really hit home. I'm a total pothead, but unlike Obama, I waited until college to light up. Mad funny how Jason asked him if he was reciting a poem when Obama gave those hypothetical examples of how weed smoking can become circumstantially irrelevant . . . so true, to an extent I still don't care who I toke with, as long as they're not a rat, don't blow my buzz or steal my lighta! LMAO AWESOME CALL!

[HoodAngel2286]

@KoldShadow lol preach man

[Dock110]

stop repeating them ;P

[TheLCusi]

lol

augusta is a city

[TheCratt]

Who thought that obama soundoff thing was an add. THUMBS UP if u do.

[DestinysCreatures]

To, to funny LOLOLOLOL

[Moc870]

rick rick rick!

yes yes yes! haha

[wolfmagic72]

Nah...the poison is in the Genetically - Modified Foods you permit us to have Mr. Prez.. Where's Clinton when u need a coolbee?

[decoyicus]

@wolfmagic72 I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and come to the conclusion that you have been the victim of misinformation genetically modified foods are perfectly safe and have saved billions of life's if wasn't for GM crops over 3 billion in the world would go hungry if you want to learn the truth about GM foods i suggest you read a book about them or watch the Penn and Teller bullshit episode "Eat This"

[wolfmagic72]

@decoyicus Uh... Ok

[videosfromderelix]

@decoyicus Not "perfectly safe" because we don't know enough about it to make that judgment. Is it generally safe, yes but not perfectly safe. Many people are having allergic reactions to GM food that they didn't have before.

[decoyicus]

@videosfromderelix I may have jumped to gun a little by saying that they are perfectly safe but they are a lot safer than groups denouncing GM crops as "frankenfoods" would like you to believe

[videosfromderelix]

@decoyicus True. I just think we should be cautious. We have no way of knowing what will happen when you mess with a plants evolution.

[KoldShadow]

@decoyicus

I wonder . . . are those the same 3 billion projected to die as a result of the proposed Codex Alimentarius global food and drink harmonization? 1 billion from starvation and 2 billion from curable diseases caused by malnutrition and unforeseen reactions to GM foods? I'm not saying GM foods are poison by design, but I'm damned sure they are playing a part in the esoteric eugenics that's being implemented. Besides, they haven't been around long enough to dub "perfectly safe", SMH.

[doox420]

a local waikiki bar

[lancetop]

marijuana anonymous! LOL the world needs MORE weed, not less.

[videosfromderelix]

@lancetop I'm surprised there is an MA. What's next, TV addicts anonymous? I mean way more people are becoming slobs because of TV addiction than from weed.

[TheNatho1988]

loool

[pendejadafcc]

that was too funny, keep it up

[Rai0711]

and 2 think these people are american

[TTEchidna]

Narconon? Obama prank called the Scilons?!

[kenny582]

lol, reading off a paper.

[keithtyler145]

oboma da stoner

[shant07]

yes yes yes hahahahaha

[gummybear1662]

Something I think is crazy is its called Marijuana Anonymous and you still have to give your name.

[busyhands94]

it has poisoned my...wait what were we talking about again?

[GGstrikesfat]

a phone # where you can be reached in case my counselors are on other lines?

"i don't know."

ok and how di you find our program? "at a local waikiki bar".

[saiyanprince09]

I drank beer heavily, and tried drugs enthusiastically

[hattrickster33]

it has poisoned my mind:P

[drewd1987]

narconon is a front group for the cult of scientology.

[Kitfugl]

Loool:

"Rick, Rick! RICK!!"

Yes, yes yes"?

"Is this a prank call"?

No, Yes!"

[Vaekkrinhart]

Augusta is, I think, the 57th state Obama referenced on the campaign trail last year.

[NoCensorshipYT]

SO FUNNY!

Thanks for the share.

[LarsSeprest]

hmm in the USA?

[post105]

That was pretty good....

[malikishot]

Well, If Augusta was a state that would make some sense.

[Vaekkrinhart]

Well, if there were 57 states like he said, it would REALLY make sense.

[malikishot]

Which there arent. O_o

[Vaekkrinhart]

There ARE 57 Islamic "states" worldwide though. Hmmmm...

[malikishot]

"Islamic"

[TheObamapranks]

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[Xjreme18]

:O "Is this a prank call?"

Lmao!

[KoldShadow]

"I'm tellin' you man this stuff will poison your mind!"

[xraycat30]

That was really good.

[Beaupre911]

not bad

[csrocker101]

"Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick! Rick!"

"Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes?"

LOL

[SeanConnery9000]

That's because it's fake & done for entertainment purposes but yeah I agree this call sucks & it's not because of my politics.

I have no problem with a prankster who wants to sound like George W. Bush or Barack Obama but don't repeat the same thing until it's not funny anymore.

I have yet to see another good Samuel L. Jackson or Jack Black prank since all those guys do is threaten the person but don't actually try to order or demand something

[MissourSnT]

Rocky sounds a little frustrated. Ha ha.

[devils950003]

That was great!  Go Barack!

[imbored2]

buck farack

[aragingfetus]

nice

[QueefJuicer]

this video was on the news ahaha XD

[gregchance324]

lol, this is great.

[mudwhistleband]

"at a local Waikiki bar" HAHAHA!!! Funny!!!

[Sychodave0989]

Rocky Johnson? Lol

[HorseMan50]

2:15 lmao

[Supertron5000]

Its sad that guy didn't wanna listen to him. What do they get paid for then?

[devils950003]

Yeah, but it was pretty obvious that it was a prank call.  Who talks like that on a help line when they're serious about having a problem?

[GovmentTookMaBaby]

there's actually a Marijuana Anonymous? I thought Bob Saget made it clear that you don't need counseling for marijuana because nobody's ever sucked dick for it...

[Kreigshundun2]

YOU IN HERE FOR MARIJUANA!!!!!!

[Seiku]

I know a girl..

[bigajosep]

narconon is run by scientology

[VCthaGOATdunker]

He found their phone service through a local wikiki bar?

[yellowcardgirl11]

LMFAO, that sums it up

[JBDizzzle]

is this real obama clips?

[Toadphillips]

I don't understand these sound card things... cause I know I heard a obama to a speech with the word cocaine and smack in it. why couldn't they use more clips?

[Nerdlord12]

Rick, Rick, Rick?

YES, YES, YES?

[csrocker101]

LMAO

[Hatikvahh]

cracked me up

[detectivejohnkimball]

This guy wants him to be serious...And his name is Rocky!!!!! LOL. Holy Shit! Someone give me Rocky's number,He deserves another call!

[Tzimnewman3]

2:10 Rick, rick, rick, rick, yes, yes, yes!!!

[madmikeF]

rick rick rick. - Yes yes yes LMAO.

[JacRab25]

Leave it up to some of you to make a prank call into a political message board. Have your views, but have some laughs! :)

[baronofcheese]

whats that? there's no crisis? try telling that to the 2 million children who's families have lost their homes and the 23 million who have no jobs or have lost their jobs. go ahead and tell them that, I can guarantee you that they will tell you to pull your head out of your ass.

[chucksheen]

The Federal Reserve got us into this crisis and you think the Federal Reserve will get us out? IT WILL BE MUCH WORSE IF WE DON'T LISTEN TO RON PAUL!!!

[baronofcheese]

where were you for those 8 years bush was in office? what do you know about what bush's policies did? Im not pinning the blame on the neocons for the petty political reasons you seem to think Im doing so for, but because their incompetence caused this crisis. yes, this is directly the fault of your dear leader, comrade bush.

[witchkiller13]

dude that shit is hilarious.

We smoked cigarettes and wore leather jackets

[blt40]

nice one.

[aquagnosis]

wow... pathetic

[syphilistic]

Leave it to the Republicans to turn a soundboard prank comments section into their own political soapbox.

[HillbillyBen3]

Haha it's great.

[yerty2000]

rick, rick, rick yes, yes, yes

[THATTHERESANRV]

BRAVO! X-cellent job!

[jhinferrmashun]

impeach that fuck

[suspendmeassholes]

No point. You impeach him, another fuck is going to take his place.

[jhinferrmashun]

dumb fucking liberals

[baronofcheese]

oh? so you like what bush did to the country? getting hundreds of thousands iraqis killed and running the economy into the ground? you cant accept that a white republican caused this crisis so you try to shift the blame to a back democrat?

[jhinferrmashun]

funny i was going to ask you to stop taking your opinions from what the media told you and think for yourself maybe you can stop pinning all the blame on conservatives

[baronofcheese]

Im not pinning the blame on the conservatives. look at Bush Sr. and Reagan, they were conservatives and they did very well. sure the economy went bad under Bush Sr. too, but that wasn't really his fault. the economy going bad now however, was Bush Jr's fault. he's not a bad person, but he really shouldn't have become president. you know his lifelong dream was to be a baseball manager?

[jhinferrmashun]

ok so because someone doesnt intend to be president makes them unfit? if you intend to become a lwayer and get voted in as president does that still disqualify purely based on one's intentions? and if you talk about things like economy there is no particular person to balme it was just a big chain reaction george bush was voted in at an unfourtunate time and no matter what he did, good or bad, the media said it was wrong or stupid regardless of what he did

[ConnelClusterFuck]

dude, just admit it, bush sucks a playing presedent

[09AUTUMNUS22]

You actually like Obama?

[ConnelClusterFuck]

yeah, i mean at leist we didnt have that mcain french fries fucker

[09AUTUMNUS22]

Ad hominem attacks show you aren't serious. I can't take you seriously. Obama voted for PATRIOT ACT II, and is continuing waging the war and is increasing troops in Afghanistan. I can't see any reason to like him. Shed any light? Or do you want to call me a hamburger humper?

[ConnelClusterFuck]

i always thaught obama was against the war, hmm intresting to hear otherwise.

one of the reasons i like him is because he doesnt care if people smoke marijuana. and i have nothing against hamburgurs

[09AUTUMNUS22]

Actually he has changed his mind on marijuana. This changed when he ran for presidency. Obama doesn't give a fuck about anything except his glory.

[jhinferrmashun]

i agree he wasnt the best republican but obama cant do any better

[ssjohns89]

More Iraqis would have died under Saddam Hussein than have died since our invasion, look up the facts.

[whatisdrunkal]

When you are talking about what would have happened you are not talking about facts.However, the historical record reveals that the US supported Saddam throughout his most brutal atrocities, imposed economic sanctions resulting in the deaths of millions of innocent Iraqis, and maintained an illegal occupation without UN Security Council authorization. These lies have been confirmed by several credible sources, so why are you still lying to yourself? It's so pathetic.

[ssjohns89]

I'm not lying to myself, I served in Fallujah, Iraq 2004-2005, USMC, so I think I have a little better understanding of the situation. The US as any nation has had to support the lesser of two evils in many situations, this one is no different. More Iraqis would have died in the past five years had we not invaded, according to historical records. Stop regurgitating your pacifist talking points, you're pathetic. The "illegal" occupation of Iraq, is now determined by their own government.

[whatisdrunkal]

How can historical records prophesize what would have happened had we not invaded? They can't!! If you went to highshool you should understand this concept. What you refer to as facts are really extrapolations based off of available statistics. I don't think we invaded Iraq to protect the people from Saddam; but that's not a fact it's my opinion. Remember, soldier, you took an oath to uphold the 'lawful orders' of the pres. You not only have the right, but also the obligation to speak out.

[ssjohns89]

Speak out against what? I'm not a soldier, I am a former Marine, also, from what I saw in Iraq, and how we treated the Iraqi people, it only strengthened my resolve to our mission. The quality of life enjoyed in Iraq NOW was never seen under Saddam, nor would it have. You obviously think we invaded for the oil, but if you look at the reality, Iraq is profiting from their oil, and their oil fields are going to the highest bidder. The biggest lies in the war were told by the media. My opinion.

[Attackgoat2]

Hooah

[JACOBSEN69]

Maybe true but in his later years he started to not kill as much, and after destroying their government we are going to have to spend billions trying to set them up a "democracy". Read up on imperialism. I respect your view and service for this country.

[disciple522]

I completely agree with you. But then I ran it through my mind a couple times and remembered, that the person who would replace him would be Biden. Even worse. But I still think he should be impeached. He's involved with the wrong people and does not have good intentions. Though it seems so.

[tannerlittleton]

its sort of how i viewed bush in wanted him impeached,but that would mean cheaney would replace him which would be worse,america needs a good president obama and bush are NOT good

[Miley10905AvrilRocks]

YEAH!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN!

[diablofeminina]

"I drank heavily and tried drugs enthusiastically", this shit is so funny. I have never heard of someone trying drugs unenthusiastically. LOL!

[Miley10905AvrilRocks]

u know he did didn't u?

[6GODS6FINEST6]

hahahah

[pladsailboat331]

when she asked you who you were why didnt you click the button that made him say i'm barack obama

[100PercentTHCfilms]

i thought it was anononymous lol

[mike9920]

that guy was good at that soundboard

[RedDaVincy]

At a local Waikiki bar.

[M4ck]

hahaha i drank beer heavily

[MissLeigh78]

YES YES YES

[krew364]

hahaha "rick, rick, rick!" "yes, yes, yes" that was way too funny

[sflanagan13]

fail.

[rmx229]

i cried on that yes yes yes part! rofl

[btccfan2002]

HAHA

[dannydevitopranks]

Rick Rick Ricky, Yes Yes Yes

[dannydevitopranks]

rick not ricky

[initrm]

LOL :))

[MrCombine]

"Ok..."

[thechoosendude]

"Where'd you hear about us?"

"Local waikiki bar."

HAHAHAHA

[verdantabyss]

Heh.

[nakedbullwinkle]

LOLOLOL........RICK AND ROCKY.....lololol

[grrgrr321]

Rick! Rick! Rick! YES!YES!YES!

[bigkyle07]

LOL that was the best part!

[hondolespaul]

When will Barack make up his mind? :-D

[NAMELESSRA]

Rite on! Tax the hell out of it :)

[NAMELESSRA]

The lack of ethically moral policies in Washington regarding marijuana and it's questionable effects on health related matters has lead to a much greater incarceration of our youth. Don't you think it's time we see the reality for what it is? If marijuana does not kill anyone in comparible contrast to cigarettes and alcohol, doesn't that already take public safety issues off the table?

[poop121]

this man speaks the truth

[James200809]

lmfao

[100PercentTHCfilms]

lol are you reciteing some poem lol

[poop121]

no

no

no

yes

YES

[100PercentTHCfilms]

lol haha

[djnobel]

"What state are you calling from" "Augusta" lol

[winnryautomail]

I pissed my pants almost. this shit is funny xD

[budmanonetwo123]

ow my chest..

[Jesusdragon737]

LOL, but could have been done better.

[brightbite]

YES YES YES ROFL!!

[brightbite]

My life *depends* on it! LOL

[youzz33]

LOL