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  • The last few comments are Legen....wait for it....DARY

  • I used to work for this prick. He is the WORST executive EVER.

  • TRUE!!

    

  • @velvet209 VERY TRUE

  • you seem to be tied within' the general bankers and I was wondering what percentage of tellers or regular employees (slaves) understand how money is created and why interested guarantees debt to massive levels. Source "zeitgeist federal reserve"

    It would be cool if all banking employees all walked out at the same time to help create a much needed dollar collapse

  • @endlessmountain I agree it would be awesome if we all walked out.

  • HHHMMMM, make you wonder why soo many negative videos about this company. Must be some truth behind it all.

  • awesome!

  • I was just fired by chase actually...Its too bad too! I was a guy that didnt have anything as far as a future when I was younger.I got into chase and worked my way up to manager thinking how lucky I was to buck the usual system of people with my background. Then after 8 years I was tossed aside like nothing.I spent 5 months of 2010 working 65 hours a week without a complaint because thats what chase asked me to do.I did whatever was asked of me because I always thought chase appreciated me.Wrong

  • @lownbreezy1 why were you fired?

  • You won't get legit attention using profanity and insults. You should have stuck to the more intelligent introduction to make your point.

  • THIS MAN ALONG WITH CNBC ARE ILLEGALLY MONITORING MY PERSONAL LIFE. I KNOW THIS SOUNDS VERY PARANOID/SCHIZO, BUT THIS IS HAPPENING. YOU'LL SEE, CNBC TELEPROMPTER READERS WILL GO TO JAIL FIRST. THEN THIS GUY. IF YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE, JUST READ THIS ONE MORE TIME AND KEEP IT IN THE BACK OF YOUR MIND BECAUSE SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN, AND IT'S GOING TO END WITH THIS GUY IN HANDCUFFS AS WELL AS OTHERS WHO APPEAR AS GUESTS ON CNBC.

    JAMIE DIMON AND CNBC ARE GOING TO JAIL.

  • Mr Dimon, I hope that the next time your flying that your plane goes down then you are captured by savages after being beaten almost to death then tied to a tree stump and you are gang raped by a herd of elephants. Then and only then will you understand how you have raped and pillaged this country! Rot in hell Mr. Dimon!!

  • Watching Chase right now is like watching a train wreck in slo-mo. Overhead is eathing them alive, there's no production, account retention is a disaster, we know how morale is and Scharf is pretending things are going great! It's funny as hell watching these guys con everybody.

  • This video is 110% accurate. I was in the SouthEast Michigan Market, and "Robots" is the key. District Manager brainwashes the Branch Manager and downward. PB's only stay, because they can't find another job...the $32,000 with some bonus is just enough to hold most of them hostage. The minute a PB gets an opportunity, they are gone, and replaced by another desperate soul needing a job. My DM was the phoniest and most disrepectful boss I have ever had. Mcdonalds for college grads!!!!!!!

  • Quarterly rpt came out last Wednesday. Chase increased the number of Personal Bankers by 25% since June of '09 with over 45 fewer branches. Revenues barely improved and were more than offset by higher costs of the larger work force. Accounts are leaving as fast as they are being added. When you put PBs and business bankers in a shi**y dog-eat-dog environment, they are going to give you shi**y accounts! It was a crazy strategy doomed to failure - thanks jamie.

  • Hey Chase, FUCK YOU! I'm telling all of my friends about your business practices and how you fuck your customers and don't give a shit! You jacked my credit card interest rate to 30% for no reason and when I called to correct *YOUR* mistake, you refused to deal with me! FUCK YOU! I'm so glad I didn't end up with a mortgage with you fucking ASSHOLES!

  • Americans should riot and start shooting these fucks.

  • You can't have customer satisfaction when they employees hate the place/position they are in and don't feel comfortable. No wonder this company is so big, since corruption goes a long way in the US, unlike WaMu, who they saw as a threat in the future, they figured they can just absorb them as well, and shut a GREAT BANK down!

  • 10 awesome

  • Outstanding! Well said and entirely true! Die a slow and agonizing death, Mr. Dimon.

  • Congratulations to Charlie Scharf, he dumped $3.4 million of JPMorgan stock on the 21st of April and he got $45 a share. Maybe someone told him that the guy running retail financial services is not winning? Go get some checking accounts on your lunch hour Charlie! You too Jamie.

  • fuck el jaime pendejo, he can suck my cstats all day, puto!

  • Good news! Jamie and Charlie, unremarkable as they are, do have the intelligence to start selling some big chunks of the JPMorgan shares they have gotten from the company as big wheel employees. I am relieved that there is some indication they don't believe their own b.s. by selling while the selling is good.

  • JP Morgan SUCKS!!! Greedy SCUM-BAGS!!! EAT THE RICH!!!

  • Retail Financial Services lost another $130 million for the last quarter. Jamie et al were blowing a lot of smoke. They didn't open many accounts last quarter and wrote off several billion dollars more of bad loans. But, they said it was a strong quarter for Retail Financial Services. Oh, okay!

  • @Drwilliamgwhite They are not writing off bad loans! They're upping the credit card rates to usery levels and tacking on thousands of dollars in "fees" to consumers in order to increse their debt ratio and appear as though they are writing off huge amounts more of debt. they want Federal bail out monies and are in a no lose situation as long as they destroy as many of their consumers as they can. These people are megalomaniacs. There is no question abtou that in my mind!

  • Jamie came out today and said they made a mistake by taking the $20 billion bailout, sez they never needed it and didn't appear to offer up any reason why they took it. Apparently he thought it would be good idea to make everyone wonder whether they were solvent or not? How much are they paying that guy???

  • I love how you said "Your employees are personable dont turn them into a robot"

  • Hi, you need to post the transcript of your video online. Truthful words on the internet are more powerful for researchers to further investigate.

  • It's going to be fun when 1st quarter earnings come out in April and Dimon has to pretend he is surprised and shocked that the retail bank lost more money - Charles Scharf will be making multiple trips to the bathroom that morning.

  • Nice video!! Personally I hope Jamie Dimon gets gang raped by a herd of elephants. It would still not be as graphic as what alot of your customers would like to do too you!

  • Chase Bank Update: Chase Bank customers rated Chase as the worst large bank for customer satisfaction (JP Powers survey released this week) verifiying employee sentiment

  • How can they have customer satisfaction when their employees are treated like crap?

  • Dimon sent my job to Mumbai, India along with thousands of others...he's a total prick.

  • OMG!!!! The best video of all!!! Hopefully one the daughters will show this one to daddy!!! hahahahaha

  • I am employee and we are all robots and must say and do the same thing across the board.

  • Neither Jamie Dimon nor Charles Scharf could care less about bank employees. If you summarize how the bank role plays customer interactions, the popularity of the you tube videos, how they cut staff payout, and how investment staff are trained to act like used car salesmen you will have something a journalist can base an expose on that will blow the roof off the retail bank operation. Then they would care - a lot!

  • Friends don't let Friends use Chase Bank.

  • As someone who works for JPM but not in retail...well, this was just too kind actually. Can't say more but dying too.

  • jesus christ LMAO

  • Jamie Dimon in Hell

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