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  • this is just cringeworthy..what did they do to the poor eldar?

  • This may sound stupid but whats the difference between eldar and dark eldar besides the other being evil

  • @Stug50 the difference is that the dark eldar focous on pain, suffering, and pleasure. They care only for themselves, they hate all others. the eldar are a more noble race which wish to keep the galaxy from harm. that is the difference. i hope it answered your question.

  • Eldar trickery did nothin' fer me an' my boyz!

    WAAAGH!

  • Must we fight???

    Yeah, well sometimes the Imperium aren't able to wipe your ass so you have to do it on your own. Pff, what a coward!

  • @xxlCortez theyre not cowards theyre just wary of their meagre population

  • @thecommenter345 As I know, they must all die to give power to their death god who can defeat Slaneesh, so they can reincarnate. Therefore I don't why they didn't dead already.

  • 0:21 That voice...

  • "We shall defeat the Necrons WITH FRIENDSHI- whoops wrong show"

  • @ttcfcl Farseer have you gone on another MLP marathon?!?!

  • Why is the warlock from Yorkshire?

  • i want to rip their heads off so much... they keep freaking moving their base...

  • Attacking their stronghold is so boring..

  • "erection" "fatal blow" :DDD

  • Her fate depends on wich Faction Eldar became defeated. If the Imperials win, the Narrator tells she got captured, not killed.

  • Most annoying mission in the history of DoW

  • Still don't get why they quit the conflict, let the other armies massacre each other, and then, at the end, just enter the scene and strike at the battle worn and weakened army that was about to win :P

  • can i just say that that accent reeally doesn't work with the warlocks- no offence northerners.

  • i like eldar...... they all about mind war...strategies.....and stealthy.....cuz their units are weak.....only a noob player will say that because they dont know how to use the eldar's as the supposed to be...... thats my opinion =D

  • so they're gonna strike 10 fatal blows... and kill 10 people, I assume that the enemy force will be slightly larger than that.

  • .... GODDAMNED WEBWAY GATES.

  • When do you get to see this because i never saw it in Soulstorm

  • Silly Eldar..you could never defeat the Necrons, only delay them.

  • :( taldeer was a better farseer, she was more mysterious sorta farseer while caerys is just a poser =(

  • why are the Warlocks suddenly from Yorkshire?

  • @britboyal Because it's not just the voice acting that was lacking, the voice actors were poorly cast.

  • Omg this is very boring cutscene

  • Oh, god. The voices from the grown ups in Charle Brown fucking own the shit out of these warlocks.

  • Possible dialogue between Caerys and Selena

    Caerys: Your feeble flames will be no match for our tricks and traps mon'keigh!

    Selena: Filthy heretic! You've plagued this system for far too long with your presence! Your time of purging is long overdue witch!!

    Caerys: We've inhabited this system long before your race even existed and we shall reside over it long after your feeble imperium fades into memory.....

    Selena: Enough of your banter xeno witch! Prepare to be purged in holy fire!! Attack!

  • Possible dialogue between Caerys and Boreale

    Caerys: You should not have come here Mon'keigh! You and your men shall be bewildered by our tactics and then cut to pieces!

    Boreale: Do your worst Eldar witch! We've defeated your kind on Kronus and we shall do so again in the name of the emperah!

    Careys: We are better prepared this time mon'keigh! You shall fall to our elaborate plethora of tricks and traps in this battle!

    Boreale: We'll see if you can back up your boasting in battle......

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  • must we FIGHT???? Well, no, get destroyed and absolutely obliterated by Orks, Spess Marheens, and who knows what else....

  • @AlphaTek795

    I think they wanted to retreat instead.

  • @NathanRomml that is very true :D

  • Possible dialogue between Caerys and Gor'gutz.....

    Caerys: Your foolhardy assault on our stronghold will fail Ork.....

    Gor'gutz: Shut it ya frail git!! Me and my boyz will crush youz Eldar no matter how many tricks ya pull!!

    Caerys: I think not.... It shall take more then primitive barbarians with the mentality of a child to overcome our elaborate traps and defenses....

    Gor'gutz: Just keep blowing yer' hot air Eldar, yer head will be on my pointy stick soon enough!!

  • I wanna know where the Eldar got their vocoders from, because those sound badass!

  • 0:24 what the hell is up with their voices?

  • Wait, if the falcon can ony carry one squad, why can it carry both the farseer and the warlock?

  • LOOOL ONE OF THE WARLOCKS ARE NORTHERN!

  • strike from ten directions and each deliver a fatal blow jeez overkill much

  • Who else thinks Taldeer was one of the best Farseers in the dawn of war series and should be revived

  • @gamergeek100 her voice and character was much better in W.A. she's the same as all the others in this one.

  • @gamergeek100 well they could make her a new body of wraithbone.

  • @headcrab09 she should make her a awsome super wraithlord or somthing like that

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  • @gamergeek100

    I MANIPULATED YOU INTO KILLING MY ARMY, FOOLISH MONKEIGH

  • @gamergeek100 In Dow II retribution, her soulstone is recovered. So.. she'll prob be back

  • @stupidinternetman999 yep played the game already

  • @stupidinternetman999 and what if her soulstone is returned? do you know the purpose of soulstones? dead are not coming back

  • @gamergeek100 Taldeer is the best Farseer but I think she's even better as a corpse.

  • @gamergeek100 if you play retribution her brother eventually gets her soulstone and she can be revived...Azaryah Kyras the Blood ravens ex-chapter master kept her soul stone as a prize for the ravens fro winning the battle of kronus.

  • the german sound is better, but this version sucks like Boreale, Carron, and this bitch of a farrseer

    Dawn of war Dark Crusade and dawn of War 2 have much better sound

  • Sorry, but what the HELL is up with the Warlocks accent in this?

  • they changed the voices too much they make the sounds sound so lame now

  • Caerys: I have seen the future. They shall come, expecting the obvious, the simple, the artless. They shall stab at the shadows with confused minds and troubled hearts. Meanwhile, we shall appear unseen from ten directions and from every one strike a fatal blow. No force can strike a target they cannot find. We shall not yield...

    Taldeer: *slap* *slap* slap* *slap* Oh really, you bitch? *slap* *slap* *slap* Didn't see that coming? *slap* *slap* *slap* No chickening out this time! *slap*...

  • the farseer is hot

  • i like the eldar voices. they really sound like the necrons implanted mikes into their throats, or wherever their voices come from. why do they all speak english?

  • @jonanlsh They speak english so that we can understand them. They really have their own language, but then we wouldn't know what the hell they were saying.

  • The farseer sounds younger in scenes, but during the gameplay, she sounds so old.

  • Which craftworld is this?

  • But Fahseeah... whai do ah sound so Northern? Ah mean, whai do you not sound Northern? What's up with thaat?

  • 0:20 to 0:23

    Eldar sound like they are from the north of fkn england... their accent.....

    minus the robotic voices

  • @Xgloomshadow  Geordie eldar

  • This is what relic wasthining when they made this game.

    "hey guys lets make this game as shit as we possibly can"

    "thats an amazing idea lets go with that plan and fire all the awesome voice actors

  • "Must we fight? I'm missing Twin Peaks!"

  • Nothing like a 1-2 combo of bad acting and bad writing.

    Was I the only one that, while playing this mission, was screaming "Psykers and turrets can see cloaked units you nimrod!" each time the Eldar launched into a tirade about how 'great' their trap was.

    Their trap was so great I got the 3-1 kill ratio award when the mission finished.

    IG infantry with attached Psyker + Baneblade = vaporized Eldar

  • That seer sounded like a retard

  • A+ You know Eldar History good job.

  • The necrons are the reason this planet is a barren desert.

  • Eldar:Blahblahblahblahblahfanc­ytalkblahblah

    Orks: Us Smash! WAAAAAAAAGH!

  • warlock: Ehem..... must we fight?

    Caeris: Yes, you autistic retard! We have to fight!

  • The Warlocks sound like fat couch potatoes to me XD

  • wow the eldar are pussy "must we fight" losers

  • you said it Azarune i love Taldeer :p

  • @Thunterg1 O'Res'Ka sounds not bad, but u r right! The voice acting is terrible in english! I'm german, so i got the german version of the game. There the voices r not so bad.

  • At 2:08, Warlocks got bored and ran away.....

  • She doesent care about the people only cares about her out of range vision and the intro makes me laugh cause she thinks eldar are brute stronger than other races, Taldeer is the best, not only she does care about her people but she does admit that a direct force is not a good idea...

  • rofl theres a northerner eldar D:! i bet he from yorkshire

  • in old csm codex said that alpha legio coquest kaurava

  • "Must we fight" ? OMG, what a silly question, when an enemy army is closing on you ...

  • once i can get a sexy fem farseer model ill finally start my eldar army

  • My Christ. Since when are there Eldar from Oop North?

  • @Rhademanthus

    Exactly what I was wondering! It rather breaks their mystical space-elves image.

  • Mind you, it's not like Americans doing fake British is much better, but still. Nobody from Yorkshire will survive into the 31st Millenium.

  • @Rhademanthus

    They come from the "Mina'Suuta" Craftworld.

  • eldar rock

  • you dont kill eldar, they kill you

  • I think no other race deals better with their defeat than the Eldar in Soulstorm.

    Every other commander starts to cry, scream or sinks completely in desparation, while Caerys is just like

    "Okay. We've lost this time. Shit happens. Fine then, we go home."

  • though to be honest if you lost hundreds of soldiers and the chance to rule four planets you would be pretty upset

  • @Nevlamas Although the dark crusade one got suicidal.

  • @firelord699 Heroic. And she had her comeback in DOW2: Retribution.

  • @Nevlamas Wait, wut?

  • @firelord699 Death is not the end for an Eldar.

  • @firelord699  in Retribution you recover her Soulstone. Hinting at her revival as a Wraithlord

  • @gamergeek100 That, would be epic, as fuck.

  • @Nevlamas idk the dark eldar guy seemed pretty happy he lost...he got premoted:)

  • It's almost impossible to take out the Eldar stronghold with the Necrons. How do i take down the Eldar Stronghold?

  • Why do the wraithlords look like the old ones in this game, didn't this come after the new wraithlord came out?

  • @hist777... Can I ask you something? *looks up at hist777 with puppy eyes* How do you people know which race won and which lost?

  • I really don't get why soo many people say Farseer Caerys is bloodthirsty and violent just because she wants to defeat the opposing army. She's probably pissed that, yet again, the stupidity of humans has awoken the necrons and now she must lose warriors fighting to defeat them again.

  • @Arkaeya... Correction. It was because of the Soulstorm, not the humans...

  • ebtcraft15, the eldars stupidness made slaanesh, Khorne came into being on his own accord

  • A) *Lesser* Races? Excuse me but we are not the species which became so decadent and degenerate that we torn open a whole in the freaking fabric of space and time with our sheer desire for self-gratification nor did we create a freaking dark god out of our indulgence.

    B) Will she shut! UP! Waay too wordy!

    Its an illusion

    wait, no its a trap

    no, no its a...ahhh...*looks for a dictionary*

    STUPID ALIEN!

  • I'm not sure about this one but i think we made Khorne with all our rage, anger, wars, etc.

  • @midgetydeath... Well you can't find any Eldar in the ranks of Chaos now, would you???

  • No, but the Dark Eldar come close enough.

  • this was the hardest strong hold, so annoying how there was about 4 fake bases and then they keep moving. when you army is out fighting they come and attack your base, so annoying.

  • yeah its like that with every battle against them. The filthy Eldar, I hate them the most cus they brag about how great and proud and dignified they are but in truth they are pathetic, weak cowards worthy of nothing but contempt. Even in the book "Deathwatch: Warrior Coven" one of the Eldar admits to herself that in the end, the humans acted with honor and loyalty and courage while her own people betrayed her and them and (her words) are deserving only of contempt after all.

  • i agree that there annoying, but i do respect them, they are wise and humanity could learn alot from them, after all they are a dying race, i reckon humanity would be the same if they were a dying race. i wouldnt go as far as to say there weak or cowards, there just doing what they have to do to survive, but they are pretty annoying.

  • @midgetydeath... If your race was on the brink of extinction, I think you'd do anything to save it, would you??? And besides, the Eldar, by far, are the most advanced race in history. Were not they the ones who manipulated other races to clash into one another to safeguard their own? And no human armyever defeated the Necrons...

  • @QueenAbominae14344 Actually, the Necrons were defeated at Malbede by the Ultramarines.

  • @R0nin519... Okay which part of Soulstorm was that?

  • @QueenAbominae14344

    Wasn't in soulstorm. It's in the official fluff of Warhammer 40k that the writers of Soulstorm failed to read. Also, they've accepted that Davian Thule of the Blood Ravens succeeded against the Necrons in the Dark Crusade campaign.

  • @R0nin519... Oh, I see... But how do people know that the Imperial Guard won in Soulstorm?

  • I don't know. I never paid much attention to Soulstorm because I think it was a horrible failure. Relic decided to hand the work over to that other company and they completely messed up. A lot of the things they wrote were contradictions to the official fluff, such as the Stubbs having 100 baneblades (which would conquer an entire system with ease) and the marines losing 500 casualties which would never happen. A SM chapter is made up of 1000 marines and they'd only send at most 100 per company.

  • 100 Baneblades? My goodness. If the imperial Guard had that many a Baneblade then how the hell did they not manage to stop the Orks and Chaos before it worsened?

  • Well according to DoWII, they actually won. But it goes to show that the people @ Ironlore didn't read up on the official fluff of 40k before making the game. =.=

    Relic actually poked fun of them by having Cyrus say this campaign was a, "Grave mistake".

  • The Imperial Guard won? That is so unbelievable. I was expecting some other race did? So what was the point of the game since everyone already knows who's the winner and who's the loser?

  • They announced the true winners in Dawn of War II after Soulstorm.

  • Well I hope it's other than the Space Marines, Imperial Guard or the Eldar since they've already won so many times...

  • Caerys definitly must be a Dark Eldar Most eldar won't fight until attacked

  • LOL at 2:08 and on she talks to herself XD!

  • yeah Taldeer is better than Caerys

  • i agree

  • why does the Seer have a northern English accent?

  • I will have someone's HEAD for this!

  • caerys says at 1:47 "they can't find our base :P"

    until they did she's no warrior she's a historian

  • A psyker, actually.

  • news just in the eldar have vanished.........entirely up their own asshole XD

  • Idranel: best voice for speech

    Taldeer(DC): best speeches and comebacks

    Taldeer(WA):Nicest voice

    Caerys:A FUCKING BITCH WITH BAD VOICE RECORDINGS

    Macha:hmmm... dunno much about her

  • is it me but does that farseer sound mega arrogant- even more so than most other eldar

  • yea Caerys should be a Dark Eldar or Chaos.

  • I think Caerys is a bitch,  miss Taldeer, she was a much better farseer than this poser.

  • Taldeer was the best farseer out of all the DOW games and one great character of this universe. However a mention must be given to Idranel from DOW2 for being one hell of an enemy ;)

  • Yeah, she was a crafty one.

  • @EBTcraft15

    i agree with you

  • You are right man! now its crappy voice actors... That sucks!

  • arnt seer council susposed to be the bravest of all eldar?

    Must we fight?

    YES! would have been a better answer.

  • that seer vioce was mucked up , but that no bit inspired me , this is thee only good spech in thee intire game , where she seemes panniked not by the threat of attack but the idea of the base she defend's , constantly trying to metaphoricaly redescribe what the place is . what they could have done to make it better would be "no this is madness!? madness!!?" folowed by taldeer laughting histerically , fantastic scene .

  • lol must we fight?  y the hell did the seer come if he didn't want 2 fight?

  • that coucil sounds so bloody english

  • whats wrong with english :(

  • i mean accent wise, there's nothing wrong with it, just felt like saying is all

  • Soulstorm ruined the voices of most units. Only the Dark Eldar got good voice acting in Soulstorm.

  • @CrazyBlitzwing... I beg to differ but the Sisters' voice perfectly fits them...

  • if they had any idea how bad the voice acting was, they wulda made them talk less.. but noo talk and talk and talk it is..

  • IG won the soulstorm and the dark crusade was won by space marines. They say it in Dawn of war 2 and on the relic site.

  • Man, those voices are HORRIBLE.

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  • They don't. They want to stop the Necrons and to stop the other races from awaking them again.

  • Nuclear bombs not being an eldar invention, they refuse to use them at all.

  • "Yus Farseer bot-"

    "Yes?"

    "Mus' we feght?"

  • What's with the warlock and his weird accent!? He sounds like a robot!

  • thay just screwed it up.....among other things.

  • Everyone has wierd accents in Soulstorm!

    Except in gameplay, where their voices revert to the older games'...

  • Or as I like to call, "LAZINESS"

  • damn.. i'd like to have a "fatal blow" from her! 0:48 XD

  • I love the Warlock's accent

  • Necrons in winter assault? I thought the only new race was the ig.

  • necrons are in WA but only in campaign. ig is the only new playable race, or faction really.

  • They was not playable....

  • If you get the map editor then they are avilable for multiplayer, they are seriously overpowered though.

  • Necrons were in WA as a non-playable big bad for the campaign mode.

  • Attacking this place is a pain if you're necron

  • i found the necrons really easy when i fought them, i always make a webway gate and research cloak, then u r safe. then i can gather up my army, i normally use the falcon machines.

    the only thing with the necrons is that the necron lord normally has a move that stops u from fireing, and the wraths can detect infiltrated units.

    u guys should be able to defeat the necrons cos i did it without my avatar, cos i didnt no u could get it =p

    hope this helped =]

    eldar rock ☺☻☺

  • I love the Eldar, their story is tragic and their way of fighting suits me. But their ego is the only thing that I am at odds with. But you can't blame them for that. And to Xelna1138, I agree Caerys is much more vain. I love Taldeers voice in Winter Assault. and OffDaChng totally with you on the voices, they are getting worse and worse every game. An the intro's are less interesting. DAMN YOU NARRITOR

  • Taldeer was a lot more competent than this new Farseer.

  • Ugg, I find ti really hard to actually play against Necron with Eldar unless you know how to rush/run away really fast.Hit and run tactics are the only things you can rely on until you get your machines.

  • I always found fully upgraded howling banshees and dark reapers worked well against them, with

    fire dragons on standby in case a destroyer or tomb spyder showed up, only thing I really needed vehicles for was the monoliths, those were a pain.

  • Easily countered by surprise mindflay attacks, both the howling banshees and dark reapers.(Err not sure if their called mindflays, forgot their names, melee zombies with no need for moral boosts)I can usually kill fire dragons, if I have upgraded my hero, well that and mindflay ambushes.Rinse and repeat until my monoloth teleports there.

  • i love the seer council's double-bladed spears! so wicked