Mike Rowe on QVC - Cherubs

[GiRlover89]

They need to teach more about this "cherubical information" in schools as a requirement.

[StoneOptix]

Without Google or Wikipedia, researching cherubs must have taken a lot of time and effort in 1992. Encyclopedias and what not. I have a headache just thinking about it.

[Cruxador]

That's not what "wizened' means.

[loperspest]

@Cruxador And you can bet your cotton socks he knows that.

[gregarious24]

I demand more cherubical information!

[Twilight101cp]

Wonder if he knew that Cherubi is a Poke'mon........

[breakspirit]

@Twilight101cp

Well since this video significantly predates pokemon, I'm going to say no, he does not realize this retarded fact.

[rekka410]

Cherub: See earthenware. lol what a riot

[qbeam]

Turn on Closed Captioning and you will be peeing your pants!!! (Transcribe Audio) selection.

[bryanglanz1]

@qbeam fuck yes....made the video way better to transcribe it.

[jbean0]

Mike Rowe for President

[ctfraatz]

It's cherubim

[ddbvids]

Hilarious! 

[SabrinaVII]

cherubical information!!!!!

[DxEntity]

1:41 When the music cuts in, you can still hear him babbling in the background trying to figure out the proper plural pronunciation of Cherubs

[billtamer]

@DxEntity hahahaha that was the best part

[jemjean]

The homosapien remark had me laughing until I gagged. Cherub = earthenware, of course.

[djdirtbag514]

why don't they give him a list of things to say? qvc sucks. He has to make crap up!

[Shiner1991]

"the wings of course are the first clue that we arent talking about homosapien necessarily".... classic

[Templarofsteel18]

mike well dresses?? sooo wrong :P

[JummahFilms]

this was a dirty job but someone had to do it....

[producerjb]

the best part is everything he sold,, he made jokes about

[fortuitousnisa]

cherubical, lols!

[RhythmBluesSoul1]

This guy would be a brilliant deadpan standup comedian. Get him to do a Comedy Central Roast.

[saywhatmachine]

cut to music haha

[AppleScruffWitch]

Also, something I just noticed: That neighbor had similar cherub statues in her living room! I wonder if she got 'em from QVC.

[aceyriot]

cherubs:(n) herub (Heb. כרוב, pl. כרובים, eng. trans kruv, pl. kruvim, lat. cherub[us] see : earthenware

[Sylar03]

Cherubical. Ha ha!

[jordanrivers1]

cherubs sitting or in full flight..lol

[g4m3fr34k678]

He always goes so off topic and says the worst things you can think of if you want to selll them; like about how they will break easily upon impact.

[userx666666]

Thats what makes it so darn hilarious! LOL

[1PAcouchpotato]

Do you think anyone actualy bought this crap? He musta been smart to even selo ne.

[AppleScruffWitch]

I had a neighbor who regularly bought stuff from QVC.

And before you ask, no, I don't know why she bought it. It was mostly festoonery for her kitchen featuring cows or roosters.

[TheMacrohardCorp]

If there are child angels, does that mean the adult angels have sex from time to time?

[yetipoop]

i dont there would be child angels or maybe their just dead children that became angels?

[TheMacrohardCorp]

Heaven's f** crowded ... If there have been like 100 000 000 000 people in history of world and some 1/4 were children who died young.

That's some angelfest up there.

This seems suspiciously untrue about those angels you know.

[yetipoop]

well that was dumb heaven is probably pretty fuckin big if God was runnin shit...

[Brickerage]

thanks for posting this, whoever you are, out there, in youtube-dom.

[stimpyl]

yes, friends, he's a big dumb animal. don't feed him. on dirty jobs, he frequently eats poop. kind of like Special Ed, minus the helmet but with the added Bass-y voice. Could he sound any less enthusiastic ?

[winxniw]

This man definitly wants to be a newscaster.

[JConnX]

cherubical information! LOL

[thejoser]

I love that. "I Looked up 'Cherub' before the show. It said 'See: Earthenware'."

[Defined071]

guess you gotta start at the bottom before u get your own show. this is really crappy and it shows how much he dislikes selling that crap.

[greenfaithflower]

He's so funny! He makes QVC entertaining! We need more people like Mike.

[Ether165]

well, he gets u watching, whith his humor, and that might get u to buy some things >_>

a boring host certainly couldnt help ur popularity

[ladylauraanne]

Mike is so freakin hot!

[Basisforstace]

This is just to entertaining!!

[iceyice11]

i lov mike

[helloworld3596]

"There's precious little cherubical information..."

hahaha

[ECsix]

LOL I love mike, but he is so utterly useless at this.

[DemonTaoist]

I love watching all these. He's such a disaster. Not surprising he got fired 3 times from QVC

[ponypassion7]

Cherubical ?? They should make a special "Rowe Dictionary".

[marymitellco]

'They have a wiseant' look about them. He is awesome.

[jameslovelywife]

If they break when they fall, I guess it's a good thing they have wings!

[hammerstamp]

hahaah so THATS why he got fired from QVC....twice.....

haha i lveo you mikey.

[leolady197889]

Good God...there is certainly a lot of cheesy crap to be sold, though I'd consider a purchase if I could order directly from Mike. Love him!!

[kyramama03]

Cherubical?? I will HAVE to remember that one - I can even use it in a sentence: "That Mike Rowe, he's so cherubical!"

[Zitronekopf]

This is definitely the best of the Mike Rowe on QVC clips I've seen.

"Cherubim and Seraphim...is a phrase that comes to mind."

"They won't do too well with impact, I'm afraid."

"Cherubical"

"Cherubi"

His ad lib is gold!

[Lorsonline]

He is the best...saying "they certainly look young." I almost fell off the chair laughing at this one!!

[csisupgilgrissom]

Thank you again for posting these Brinydeep. You made my day. Do you have any more?

[campwater]

this is fucking genious

[linkmaxwell]

Cherub: See "earthenware"

[arkmay3]

Classic Mike. It doesn't get better than that!

[richardexplosion]

It's "falling down before THEE", not "ME".

LOL, wut a n00b!

I'm not being serious. He's the man.

[dcsolorunner]

cherubi

[notaho4sho]

why do people buy this???

[VoyBoyX]

It's all about the pimp onscreen.

[notaho4sho]

ohhhhh sneaky

[readyman]

I think—seriously—that these were posted by a guy who went to the UW-Madison back in the 90s, whose only functions were riding motorcycles, drinking, screwing my girlfriend, and taping this crap late at night. If that's you, Johnny, best pray we never meet again. But I admit, this stuff is still funny.

[ScaryMints]

Ha!

That was hiliarious.

[MsMercury]

I'm surprised to see all the old video clips of Mike on QVC. Did people actually tape these back then and save them?

[GBart]

lol he says cherubim then ponders the plural form and comes up with cherubi. fuckin hilarious

[TaterMySalad]

"Cherubical information"

I am going to say this every day from now on.

[martnehz]

he's a complete genious.

[cryptomantic]

cherubical

[reneen1018]

"Cherubi" Hahaha!

[KittyfishKayde]

I love trivial persuit! It would be so fun to play that with him! I seriously want to meet him!

[CaptainCrane]

How did these people know to record QVC at the time?! O_o are there really people who just sit and record QVC waiting for mishaps or hoping they're watching a future celebrity?

[macanfly]

Well, he was on there for a couple of years. Maybe people (at least one person) came to look forward to his appearances.

[DeathKnightKiller]

This is brilliant!

[BeeABaw]

i wish that qvc would have some one how plesent and funny for the late night sales. But at 3:00 am there just a noise and obnoxious as they are in the day. my mom say's there like that just for them to stay a wake lol.

[Hitleranonymous1]

if you think Mike Rowe uses big words your retarded ಠ_ಠ

[macanfly]

don't you mean "you're retarded"?

[ImaScrubbie]

CHERUBICAL!!! OMG!

I CAN'T BREATH!

[NeoSquirrel]

Don't forget "Cherubi". ^^

[kevboet]

"The wings are the first clue that they're not homo sapiens." Wonderful.

[fredhetz]

Watching these clips, I always get the feeling that he couldn't wait for his shift to be over and he found the more he talked, the faster the time went. Kind of like he was just amusing himself. I admire that.

[jarjarwang]

A brace of cherubs

[echoglow]

man, he's great lol.

"cherubi" is a new pokemon >.>

[valerie2776]

"Cherubim and seraphim falling down before me. Well, you don't want to let these fall. They are made of earthenware and they won't do too well with impact, I'm afraid."

Mike Rowe is so awesome.

[scandalouzmegz]

Ahhh..."cherubical." If the man can't find a big and fancy enough word to use, he makes one up. Gotta love it.

[Natural1983]

lmao!

[bauerb2]

cherubical information lmao

[auntbecky]

That wasn't the cherubs falling, Mike. That was me and every other woman with the hots for you!

[fleeperzonk]

Seriously, how did he NOT get fired? The stage manager must have found him hilarious because the bitter old women buying this crap certainly wouldn't appreciate his humor.

[BushyBeard]

Actually in an interview he mentioned he was fired three times from QVC.

[fleeperzonk]

haha

[MistressInked]

LOL This is too gr8!!! Thank u briny!!!

[drtymarshmallows]

lol he is so amazing.