Minecraft - MURDER BED

[BlackRose25565]

that speach was beautiful *sniffle* .... *CRYYYY*

[EricaAkaRain]

isnt being alive....what life is all about?.....lmfao

[TheNerdgirl13]

Thank you, Toby, for taking countless hours of my homework time.

[GamingIlluminated]

Please don't talk about squid based food. It's just gross. I'm Vietnamese, and sometimes my family eats stuff like that and it just smells nasty. My dad one time he put some dried squid in the microwave and it stunk up the kitchen for days. My microwave actually still smells like squid. :(

[Cike202]

Toby's life speech was freaking deep.

[lllCADElll]

LOL Sponsoring Google

[momogowi]

u were suficated dufus!

[drumjolter01]

why don't you just put your stuff in a chest?

[majinjovan]

his token bless your face speech at the end was super hilarious

[majinjovan]

as soon as the music started playing and he says "... when you think about it..." i lol'ed and said 'here he goes again, yeehaw'!

[ResponsiveHydra]

I died for no reason during this video

[springlovinrose99]

wow, he was not in a good mood when he made this vid...o.e

[coreylawd]

i like how whenever calm music comes on he has a sad indepth talk with his selfe

[jaspreet079]

@fireemrald44

[fireemrald44]

giggity

[demon17111]

@BestPivots are you saying Tobuscus is gay and stupid? cause if you are I

will kill your family and YOU

[lovethatpudding]

That is sooooooooo funny. does anyone know how he died? someone tell me

[KingTyrain]

@lovethatpudding the blocks above his bed were too close and he got stuck in one when he woke up and suffocated. Minecraft logic!

[seganindento]

LOL :D

[codynr]

I got it. He got stuck into the wall that was obstructing his bed, which activated the "crushing" effects as if the rock above him was crushing his body

[Moosethery]

"What happened to you're clothes? What happened to you're FACE?" Lololol LMao! You're great. That's gold.Liquid gold.

[AwesomeSauceLawl]

squid sandwiches... interesting...

[ilostmypie]

you spawned with your body in the surrounding blocks

put your bed in a more open space.

[TheAltoSaxophonist]

Toby would be the worlds best psychopath

[MrBenny7878]

lol it said Your home bed was missing or obstructed

[humzahayat333]

HEY, I DIED FOR NO REASON!!!...but never once sneezed during a video...fuck...

[DrenchfulbloodTL]

Toby is my faviorite person on youtube.

[Qman716]

even murdering sounds so peaceful with a tobuscus voice...

[IEATZALLYALZFACEZ]

i will laugh when he finds squids aren't evil



[sunlun123]

dude, u are stuck ''in'' the wall, that's how u dead

[BestPivots]

T - Toast

O - Ocean

B - Best

Y - Youtube

G - Gay

A - Are you stupid?

M - Minecraft

E - Escapes

S - Stupid

[MoonshinePony]

How does Toby do it?! Whenever he starts talking about anything that could have some sort of dramatic speech, the music starts! Is he just that great at ad lib, or does he know beforehand that the music is about to start? O_o

[Rocketpoke321]

ur funny toby!

[Rocketpoke321]

guys i know why he got killed.listen,the wall was to low so u when woke up,u couldnt get up.so if u see this,make a room with a high ceiling ok?reply if its right

[SpidersBlood]

@Rocketpoke321 He's already fixed this but I think you're right - he was suffocating.

[Rocketpoke321]

@SpidersBlood It happened to me 6 times.ill make a vid of it and ill tell u it.



[CoOlKiD473]

for some reason i almost started to tear up at the monologue...

[gamergirl417]

@yo90bosses Nearly 150 episodes later and STILL putting coal in the wrong place! xD

[yo90bosses]

32 episodes later STILL PUTING COAL IN THE WRONG PLACE

[bathtubhobo2]

Thumbs up if you dont give a God giggydy google about haters!

[TeamOblivionXD]

Life is a series of moments... that we spend doing what we want to do!

That needs to be on a T-shirt

[Super4Jake]

YOU NEED A BIGGER BEDROOM!!

[lousijo]

did you know you can dye sheep with ink sacks

[lousijo]

hungry hungry squid

[lousijo]

lol



[FunnyRetard74]

fail



[ThisIsSPAAAARTAA]

1:16

Oooh look at that

*Digs dirt*

Now thats valubal

Oh wait am i drowning?

xD lol

[helenahmia]

SO

[RedRapta1]

Sometimes i wonder wat this guy is smoking ^^

[DudeManThingamabob]

In Worldbuscus, solving the problem means succumbing to it.

[Labdoger64]

wow that was nice i cannot go to sleep now lol

[0om1th0o]

he never found his 2 diamonds at the bottom of the water :0

[fortunate1eh]

toby enters fort buscus. music starts playing. me: oh goody! story time! toby: "and really, when you think about it..." here we go again.

[t3knosoulz]

... The sad part about Toby's dramatic speeches in every video is that ... they're kind of true O_o

[opifunke]

piece of *poop* damn it i pooped my pants FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[wompratt16]

Toby: "Don't get nervous audience."

We've been nervous since you killed brother pig.

[sgsk8er]

i cried of happyness and i probaly wrote probaly wrong cuz im a chicken

[00fuzzbucket]

9:14-9:44 couldn't stop laughing XDD

[sonic7446]

@00fuzzbucket only cuz he suffocated in a block xD

[cloudlavits]

Holy die in your sleep, batman!

[funkyquickscope27]

never sleeping in his house XD

[TheYoungComentator]

Bolux over in Ireland, I think means dick. That's a win, that's a curse word Toby didn't know that it was a curse word win! ROLL THE NEXT CLIP STEVEN!

[billbobuscus]

YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO FIX THE BED NOT SLEEP IN IT!!!

...

i'm to late aren't i.

[veg1g09]

HA HA HA HA bunch of bollocks, that's what the English say. Indeed it is Toby, indeed it is.

[EminHashimi]

That's a win! That's a murder bed raping Toby win!

[zoober555]

If my teacher asks me to create an emotional speech, I'm using this one.

[ilovethenumber1337]

Tobucus sufficated by CobblestoneBlock.

[xDarkStar19]

Never get distracted in Minecraft, Toby. Or else the stones will murder you in your sleep.

[captianlagsalot]

u got a heart attack in ur sleep

[ThatOtherYoshi]

You don't sponsor Google, Google sponsors you!

[MrSquishedsquashed]

Stop talking about marinading life in a Squid sandwich and make a effing bed!

[MrSquishedsquashed]

@MrSquishedsquashed I mean sleep in a bed

[waronious]

what happened to your clothes?

[angryninja31]

you need torches

[Mandrall91]

Poor Toby...

[cptncrunch52]

this guy gets distracted so easily

[gummybearsatack]

aids

[comeonfhqwhgads1]

I had the same glitch. My diamond sword, pickaxe, and shovel was in my inventory. It was never found again.

[rc4OOO]

Haha music starts que dramatic speech

[wilsterdude123]

(cough) NOOB (cough)

[ClArKy19188]

@wilsterdude123 thats what makes it funny

[blancapf9]

estas loco

[lostsagadragon]

godlike

legendary

very hard

hard

normal

easy

very easy

to easy

tobuscus

[DARKFAIL999]

@lostsagadragon *too easy

[lostsagadragon]

@DARKFAIL999 yea yea yea

[buzzhorn1]

@lostsagadragon you forgot between godlike and legendary, asian mode.

[lostsagadragon]

@buzzhorn1 no that would be above godlike

[buzzhorn1]

@lostsagadragon yeah......i an disgrace to famiry...

[lostsagadragon]

@buzzhorn1 what?

[buzzhorn1]

@lostsagadragon From what i've gather it something hving to do with ninjas and there honor perhaps you've heard of disimbowolment (probably spelled that wrong)? And famiry is family just mispronouced.

[lostsagadragon]

@buzzhorn1 strange

[buzzhorn1]

@lostsagadragon yeah, it is pretty strange, i'm sorry great comment though!

[theaquagod]

@lostsagadragon too*

[lostsagadragon]

@theaquagod yes i know its too now

[lostsagadragon]

@lostsagadragon ya know when i try to get thumbs i suck at it when i post a simple observation and i get 47 thumbs wow

[luigimario54321ful]

@lostsagadragon forgot chuck norris

[thomas24687]

@lostsagadragon you forgot to say asian

[bigtay564]

Tobuscus is the funniest guy ever

[rustbucket3000]

I love how toby always goes into to narrator mode when the music plays xD

[Craynak]

MUDER BED FOR 2012 PRESIDENT!!!

[picha4242]

well i didnt die for no reason, but i choked by laughing from how u did. :l

[CJWebby11]

As soon as I heard, "And when you think about it," I though, "Oh God!

"

[BlurryVideos2011]

Same thing with me...

[richdeba]

@Love1War Lol

[alex123moo]

you died because when you wokeup your head was in the roof so you should get your pick out and break the roof if it happens again. B)

[konatafujioka]

WHAT HAPPENED TO YO CLOTHES? what happened to yo clothes.. WHAT HAPPENED TO YO FACE!

[ComputerPanda27]

I think he had a flood. At 9:13 you can see water in the background.

[lollyrancher123]

if i die your mom will save me :3

[lollyrancher123]

hey there shep

[dogwanttobe]

we were made to reproduce :3

[SharkxSlayer]

was there an episode in a episode because at 5:96 he made another episode about that

[SharkxSlayer]

@SharkxSlayer i meen 5:06

[airsoftostrich123]

i wish he would trap a squid and name it squidbuskus thumbs up if u agree

[nickbhalo]

When you ask Siri 'what is the meaning of life', they should have it repeat Toby's beautiful words...

[oopaoma44]

you're idiot

[jman8921]

@love1war Justin Bieber?

[Love1War]

Find the gay in here.

gyygygyayayagggggyygygygygyayj­ustinbiebergyygyaaayayygygygyg­yggggg

[madmoneykev]

7;49 up side down dick

[drako01grathan]

oh no toby got raped!!!

[RobSoaresJR]

Wow he fak do you record

This Is Epic Grafix!!!

[tgovani]

im googleing it, sponcer! omg WIN A TRIP TO MINECON? sponcer!

[tgovani]

what happened to your clothes sheepie? wha what heppened to your clothers? what what? you naked!! aww WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU FACE!!!! OHHHH ok that was realy violent

[tgovani]

lol im not going up for water

[MrKraakon]

Why did he die in the bed?

[Thekrisss93]

@MrKraakon because the roof was to short, so his head got stuck in the roofxD

[randomponylover]

ur epic :)



[Electroposit]

He tried to turn the walls peaceful xD

[XeresKyle]

Toby was on his death bed...[this is a joke, you're suppose to laugh]

[XmagicalmrmuffinX]

The reason I started watching these videos is because I sneezed the first time I got one.. Toby says his outro an I shit my pants.

[robloxguy90]

Well, it appears that Toby *puts sunglasses on* died in peace YEAHHHHHHH

[SwallowingButtons]

OMG they say tobuscus will never swear in his videos and he did, bollocks means balls in england which they consider a swear.

[deepinalaska]

Can someone please send me his speech from this episode?

[InfectDeck]

step up the game...

to easy!

[Kitelii]

i love it when he does the inspirational monologues when the music comes up

[GilansGirl]

"What a freakin' idiot!"

*proceeds to go back underwater*

[TheHappyNachos]

Grraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa y u suffocate toby?

[theinfernape1999]

toby; STOP STOP WHATS HURTING ME? STOP!!! STOP

me: dont stop the murder oh oh oh dont stop the murderrrr oh oh ohhh

[HuskyZealot]

LOL going up for water!

[SirEquin0x]

Turn on the captions, IT'S FUNNY :D!

[SirEquin0x]

5:12

[SirEquin0x]

Toby:"What is that? It looks valuable."

Me: IT'S DIRT, YOU NOOB.

[caitlincat1234]

CHECK UR FACEBOOK

TOBY

[Alonsos305]

Zales "A diamond is for quite a while"

[567avril]

Toby, Y U NO NUMBER YOUR EPISODES ANYMORE!?

[hockeater]

@567avril because click the videos tab next to the sub button. Now look to the left of the vid you're on. Happy?

[567avril]

@hockeater Well, I know he has a lot of videos. Over 100. You don't have to be rude just because I was frustrated.

[annoyingorangepower]

4:46 to 6:35 best speech ever

[saintcesa09]

HE DIED IN HIS OWN BED !!!!!!!!!!11 :D

[lunamon57]

@saintcesa09 I guess that was his *sunglasses* deathbed YEAAAA

[12togo34]

@saintcesa09 mustve sleeped to death

[mrcoolcrowe]

mediafire /?70cok9r2xjr94rh

[4TeamT]

Funny

[DyaSlayer]

I wish when you died your stuff didn't squirt about as if you've exploded in a glorious spray of shit. I wish it just stayed in a neat pile.

[bobotehmonsta]

@DyaSlayer There's mods for that.

[Electroposit]

@DyaSlayer At least it drops

[hihihihi0987654321]

@DyaSlayer there are mods for that

[IcthusKnight]

I FINALLY SNEEZED DURING A VIDEO, I GOT BLESS BY TOBY TURNER!!!

[DyaSlayer]

@IcthusKnight Lol.

[ioanfilipescu99]

@IcthusKnight ME TOOO BROTHER I GOT BLESSED I AM SO HAPPYYYY

[iamnotawhore808]

everytime toby hears the song he makes up a story that is fucking funneh! XD

[123thestickman]

thumbs ub if you were looking for fucking part"32" in the video title and ended up looking in the playlist thingy and finally found it!!!

[bigbballplayer1]

subliminal messaging googling it SPONSOR!!!!

[ivoryfaylynnblack]

Or dided r no reason bless u peace off b b do do do(subscribe)

[Hollowulm]

This is a story of a sheep.

I was just...walking and this man came...behind me and...and he took off my clothes and...shoved his sword in me...it was...it was..*breaks down*

[IAmNicNac]

music ended.. perfectly.

[JandBFilms12]

perfect timing