Touhou PV - Danzai Yamaxanadu! [IOSYS](eng subs)

[ZenAki]

I laughed when she said Cirno was too stupid to send to hell.

[Gakeon143]

For anyone interested the symbol on the minion's sack-hoods is the symbol for Crime.

[themanwiththepan]

@Gakeon143

I thought it was sin.

[Lennart50]

drum and bass and touhou?! FUCK. YEAH!

[sonickeyboy]

3:00 I cant help but find this cute

[Linkstarzelda]

Shiki, SOPA wants to lead us to death, do something!

D:

[GunSaint]

Shiki, thou jelly? :D

[Trazen4]

"and give me 300 grams of your boobs apiece!"

WHAT

[Hakorist]

I watch this daily to prepare me for the day ^.^

[OlaCola03]

DANZAI!!

[CrimsonRedHeat9]

Phoenix Wright: Objection!

Shikieki: Over ruled! I the defendant guilty!

[49cirE]

she is SO CUTE when describing the people and yelling conviction :3

[VanillaDackelFisch]

Danzai!!!

[ExzcellionGamma]

Hitler: F**K THAT GREEN HAIRED SLU----*dragged to hell*

Eiki: Clearer reference please. Nice trip, by the way... ^^

[Pixel777Productions]

is it just me, or would N from pokemon fit perfectly in shiki's role...?

[bushmenofkumquat]

@Pixel777Productions Thank god I wasn't the only one thinking that.

[ninjamitsuki]

Is the "uu uu" part a reference to Umineko?

[Wei2Vile]

i just notice at 2:20, the guys with the white bags over there heads turn to look at Reimu as well.

[experienced5]

@Wei2Vile yeah me too.. for how many times I watched this I never had noticed it as well...

[EpyonV3]

OBJECTION!!!!!!!!

that's all i am saying shikieiki's comment about yuyuko

she's not that dumb......stop insulting my waifu

[youngromh4x0r]

Fuck my brain >_<

[Darkvslighttall]

Am I the only one that replays this on Osu?

[mementomori39]

@Darkvslighttall I do. It's one of my favorite songs to practice on.

[HoshinoKaabii2]

'The stench of your crimes floats in your gaps'

ಠ_ಠ

[40496zawoo]

The chorus is awesome!



[Rdxs900]

i rewatch this 2-3 times a day :C

[proyectozero1]

very good! :D

[simsdas]

2:21 stalker!

[simsdas]

poor cirno!

[OriginalZethSet]

If I ever met Shikieki... I will end up going straight to hell xD

[primehunternoxus]

Cirno (Cirno) Baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baaka baka

Best part of this song

[OrewaOtakuDesu]

does she say banzai too? when she says danzai?

[Halo38]

@OrewaOtakuDesu Nope.

[40496zawoo]

Lol.. even poor Letty got dragged in..

[ShadowOfLight3000]

Am I the only one noticing that her asking 300 grams from their breasts sounds pretty reckless considering that she's asking that from 8 touhou's which would equal to 2.4 kg. That's a lot of mass on your chest Shiki.

[pgraphics]

@ShadowOfLight3000 Unless she is going to share the breast mass with Sakuya, in that case it would be like 600 grams per breast or 1200 grams in the whole chest.

[Juliana2351]

@pgraphics But then she'll realize that Sakuya wear pads... *knifed by Sakuya*

[PatrickT22]

Shikieiki's left handed...Most of the time in this she's holding that yellow diamond (IDK what it's called, okay?) in her left hand, if she's not holding it with both hands

[MrLolicon93]

i totally just got the whole "bananas and mushrooms don't count as snacks" ....snacks can also mean masturbation material...xD

[Ezraked]

@MrLolicon93 Mhmm...

[MrLolicon93]

@Ezraked :D i was so happy

[iLoveToMakeYouRage]

I love the part when she yelled at Flandre, she's a whiny bitch.

[yukinohana13]

I have a shirt for this song :3

[IronKingLeo]

Sounds like Pendulum.

[HakuYowane101]

6 ppl watched reimu undress

[CrashIchimonji]

Does anyone have the MP3 download for this?

[Eiyashou1]

Narzin is adorable in this

[Nkovalenk]

3:02 so kawaii =P

[GARticuno]

PENDULUM DESU KA

[Memphismastermind]

Goddamn, her voice is awesome here.

[yachiru37564]

Suika really has been staring at me...because I have a plushie of her in my room :'D

[101xDxD]

INSTRUMENTAL WANTWANTWANT

[Peachyj06]

shikieiki scares me now.. and i thought judge judy was bad *3*

[Codeluvabunneh14]

DANZAI. DANZAI DANZAI DANZAI.

[vurtuoz95]

DANZAI ! DANZAI ! DANZAI ! DANZAI !

[AquaDragon76]

I imagine Yoshika eating her. >:3 (Shikieiki is my least fave char because she is a BITCH.)

[RuneSoldierWyldKat]

@AquaDragon76 DANZAI! You must now sure 90000 years of hard labour with out ever seeing a new Touhou game! Plus, because of you Half Life 2 ep 3 is now extended 9 more years!!

[wisefelipe]

@AquaDragon76

But she's like... someone who by her very nature can't lie or do anything evil :P

[Z666ful]

cute voice meh...

[LaughingPickleProd]

Best part of the video: 1:39-1:58

[LaughingPickleProd]

The best part of the video is 1:39-1:50

[nikomario18]

what does the number nine inside the circle means????

[JamieMiller14]

@nikomario18 Cirno.

[Toniaaaaa96]

@nikomario18 This is a widely recognized symbol of Cirno in the Touhou fandom :P (Sorry, my english isn't very good ^^'')

[nikomario18]

@Toniaaaaa96 THANKS xD!! (and don't worry about your english... I'm not good too ^^)

[TheKid965]

@nikomario18 More to the point, in the manual for Perfect Cherry Blossom there was a screenshot illustrating the elements of play. In the screenshot, Cirno was the 2P character, and was labeled as "⑨: Moron" as a joke (since Cirno is infamous for being somewhat stupid). The fandom seized upon it immediately, and now she's known as "⑨" (pronounced "nine-ball") among Touhou fans.

[TheKid965]

Er... not Perfect Cherry Blossom, I meant Phantasmagoria of Flower View. Sorry, got my games mixed up.  It's the Twinkle Star Sprites play-alike.

[HoiHoiSoi]

I have a feeling but I think all the others behind where the names were said only but no elaboration is actually convicted for having bigger chests......

[codysonic1]

Me: no Objection huh *sumons tentacle monster* Objection!

Shiki: uuuuuuh sustained.....meep

Me: XD

[JamieMiller14]

1:04 - Sanae is a good girl.

[DoubleSeed04]

I want to hear her danzai towards Remilia....

[RenjiXIII]

OBJECTION!

[YupTanya]

you forget that sentence with Sakuya in lyrics xD "Omaera sondake arun dakara chotto kurai ii darou!"

[Shmarah43]

Y'know, super cutesy girls with outstandingly high pitched vocal ranges like Miku are awesome and all, but I'd do anything to hear more songs by Shiki's voice here. ♥♥

[plasticuzo]

Danzai!

[Zfortsniff]

*Shikieki

[Zfortsniff]

2:54 lol at Sakuya as Shikeiki makes that comment about the boobs.

[Samuraiboy]

四人は有罪です。

4 people are guilty.

[sankosa1]

does shikieiki actually act like that?

[259]

@sankosa1 Think the opposite and you'll get it right.

[sankosa1]

@259 so then that's a no?

[Cloud551]

@sankosa1 Canonically, she's actually very nice. Though she is prone to lecturing.

[sankosa1]

@Cloud551 so then why is she so pissed off here?

[Cloud551]

@sankosa1 Fanon does some crazy stuff.

[experienced5]

@Cloud551 ahhh... and because of the lecturing most Youkai tends to hide when she appears...

[straikychan]

her reaction to flandre is just... moe~

[LastOrangeman]

Played it yesterday on Osu.

Awesome Song.

[BigBangXtreme]

Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka

Baka doughnuts. Baka Baka Baka Baka

Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka

[EeveeGirl132]

If Shikieiki ever gave up on being a judge I think she could go and be a rapper

[HsIeNRaE]

=\

Enma Ai's top competition.

[MHGenesis]

Pendulum...

[Deidara2112]

2:55 Lol, anyone notice Sakuya there when Shikieiki's talking about breasts? xD

[Th3Sh1n1gam1]

@Deidara2112 lol, of course, that's because sakuya has pads... supposedly, lol

[rgalthebeast]

@Th3Sh1n1gam1

Please do not explain the joke. It makes the joke less funny. Seriously, don't do it.

[Th3Sh1n1gam1]

@rgalthebeast well... it's something I still don't want to believe, lol... cause she's my favorite character XP

aand, my lovely doujins with her say different XP

[Skittythepokemon]

@Deidara2112 She was probably getting ready to throw some knives, at someone.

[FFantasyDreams]

She could be the next Judge Judy 8'D

[RonanKisuki]

she said shit

[YupTanya]

1:19 she called Cirno as idiot (9) times!

[HsIeNRaE]

But...

Sanae is a Good Girl D:

[MrsSally777]

awesome!!! xD

[Archzenom]

I think that she will surely be in rage if Ace Attorney Phoenix Wright arrives to shout...

OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup! A rightful word to say when she convicted poor good girl Sanae with such a judgment.

[PushpopGurl17]

she sounds like a boy...

[mamushi72sai5575]

@PushpopGurl17 and I like it

[Umbreon1001]

Three Years Of Labor With No 3 o'clock snacks!

SOO HEAVY FOR ME D= Xamaxanadu! Forgive me,PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Arrakhis]

OBJECT.... *Shikieki eye's turn* nvm ur honour.....

[deadelf196]

ive been listening to this song for 3 hours strait and i cant get enough CONVICTION!

[Shiyru]

Too stupid to go to Hell, huh...?

*Follows in Cirno's footsteps*

[experienced5]

@Shiyru hmm.. your following her? then, baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! hehe

[Shiyru]

@experienced5

If being baka keeps you from going to hell, I don't mind it.

[Umbreon1001]

@Shiyru Baka=Stupid

[experienced5]

wahahaha... Cirno's so stupid that she can't even be accepted in hell! that cracks me up LOL... I wonder where would Cirno be put up though...

[khfanmuffin]

FLAN, stop it with that "uuu, uuu"!

me:omg hahaha

[felipesvital]

Danzai

[Kyaksa]

I wonder how Willard Wright would fair 0.0...

[MrTruthmoon]

Question here. Why mushrooms and bananas? Is that Shikieiki's favorite food?

This has been bugging me for weeks.

[physcoredferret]

@MrTruthmoon

Think Freudian

[CidHighwindFF7]

@physcoredferret

Emphasized by the sinsacks jumping out at that moment, cheering.

[mistressofcrows]

2+ people are going to get convicted. D:<

Who wouldn't like this video? Seriously?! XD

[rosabellis]

2:35 ERIN! ERIN!

[0odarkheroo0]

0:11-021 is like my favorite part, just sounds so bad ass >:O

[King92Kazma]

Played this Song 30 minuts Ago in OSU!

AND I FUCKING LOVE ITT !! <3333

Sound Like Pendulum!!

[flamedarkflare]

Phoenix: Well what evidence do you have?

Shika: she a (9) thats all the evidnce we need!

[0odarkheroo0]

@flamedarkflare Phoenix: OBJECTION! that is not a clear statement

Yama: OVER RULED SO EFF-YOU AND GET OUTTA MA COURT ROOM

[pzrk666]

whos the singer?

[chocolatehoney15]

Refusal to compromise...Like Sonic!

[Therubyrubyruby17]

Conviction! The sentence.... give me your cookies or else! >=D

[DJstagen]

She would make a perfect Pheonix Wright, but she'd probably skip the trial and appoint herself Judge, Jury and Executioner... I would sense a higher amount of absurd punishments and death sentences...

[VocaLenLove]

"You all have so much, so giving away a little is fine, right?" Eirin disagrees. >__>

[TOOTBOB1]

Being named Dan with a last name that starts with Z is not a good idea in a touhou community

or maybe a good one

DANZAI!

[Catacalismia]

WOAH

This sounds like pendulum...

Touhou FTW

[xenarth]

Cirno!

Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka

She's not even worth sending to Hell.

ROFL xD

[DeoMachina]

@xenarth Even better is that she says baka nine times!

[Cyrecok]

DANZAI!

[acutelatias]

SEIZURE ATTACKS!!!!!!!!!!!

NAH, TOO RANDOM......

[pokemonlover0989]

OMG someone disliked!-it wasnt me this time i swear!-

[acutelatias]

Oh crap... somebody's gonna die. Somebody disliked this song and it's not me because I've been listening to this song 5x a day.

[Dayntei]

@acutelatias HAH, this is my 12th time listening to this consecutively!... I don't even like Yaxan either =w=

[GunSlinger092]

No one wants to dislike the video, maybe because they don't want to feel Eiki-sama's wrath and be sent to hell?

[OfficiChaoSpecialist]

DANSAI DANSAI!!

[Snoaalen]

Wow, noone dislikes this video? I guess this means Sikieiki won't have to send anyone to hell then :?

[pokemonlover0989]

@Snoaalen i feel tempted to dislike it just so someonell spite me! XD

[Snoaalen]

@pokemonlover0989 I don't really understand why hell's supposed to be such a bad place to be. Sure there's a bit warm, but ain't they got Dio, Bon Scott and all the other hard rockers down there?

Must remember to ask Sikieiki-sama before she starts scolding me. I mean, if anyone's gonna force me to stay somewhere for all eternity without a PC, they'd better keep me properly entertained. ; )

How come being sent to Gensokyo isn't an option?! That's where I REALLY wanna go. XD

[KimashiZ812]

WHO are the people with the bags on their face? I've seen them other places to.

[KeitaKuhn]

Sinsacks. Supposedly, they are Touhou fans who are memetic masochists and act as males who get abused in doujins.

[TOOTBOB1]

So... i understand why most of the characters... but YUUGI? Someone is jealous, and it's not parsee...

[CidHighwindFF7]

I CANT STOP LISTENING.

1:38 and 2:55 are so damned awesome. I need more like this!

[13rawk]

1:38 is really fucking amaing

[acutelatias]

She looks like a mouse...... IMO

[sapphire475gs]

2:56

I bet she would be like: "You can't just do what you like simply because you are Nazrin!!!"

[nickpopiiii]

She needs to take a break from work

[theRealPlaidRabbit]

So is Shikieiki the supplier of the guilt sacks that all the guys in Gensokyo have to wear?

[kalakauai]

Taste Burning Justice!!!

[AlbinoFlareon]

What's the point of giving Okuu a sentence? SHE ALREADY LIVES IN HELL!

[dogkealthalas]

@AlbinoFlareon technically... its old hell... :P

[TARDISES]

@AlbinoFlareon

For all we know Shikieiki might not have actually been in her position back when THAT particular hell was in use. (it was pretty much abandoned apart from the natives by SA anyway.)

[theUTAUfan]

Yuyuko is eating some mist(ya)

[HappyGestapo]

Yamaz- Yana- Yamad- YABBADABBADOO!!!

[UTAU53Yui]

Wrong lyric.BUUMU,not GEEMU.I don't know an ounce of Japanese and i could spot that.

[yoshiothehedgehog]

Cirno's so strong she doesn't go to Hell.

[jumamei]

3:51 :3

[qpwerosfhaiu]

Cirno :

"Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakab­akabakabakabakabakabakabakabak­abakabakabakabakabakabaka"

[theUTAUfan]

@qpwerosfhaiu  vell acctualy, it's only 9 times XD

[YumYumKittyLoaf]

sogood~

[Jibes]

I just love the base loops in this one.

[rayquaza2lover]

Best IOSYS video ever.

[danielhakushi]

Why doesnt she wear PADS like Sakuya? ^^

[lee29lee29]

@danielhakushi knifed