Monkey waiters

[DAdZor]

So cute

[Gokaiger203heroes]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Jpwner1]

Winning

[MzChelxoxo]

AHDIGAHTOH.....i know it isn't spelled that way.

[lionfw]

ONLY IN JAPAN

[LugeoLeon]

I know a bunch of people who hate these monkies.. and they're all unemployed

[ajkelly1991]

The commentator is so condescending and pessimistic, he should lighten up.

That monkey in his little shirt walking around is so cute!

[squarefred1983]

SHIT voiceover. Condescending monotone.

[thesteveus]

I called out for more beer, but the monkey just shit in his hand and flung it at me

[Pirhomero]

Mary?? (0:40)

[AMGM88]

i can understan japanese!!! 1:31 Ariato aariato --> thanks thanks... :O haha

[SenorSimas]

@AMGM88 it's actually spelled arigatou :)

[Lescouflair]

@SenorSimas actually it's only a transliteration. The only real way to spell it is with Japanese Characters.

[donnytony]

I dont understand... japanese are monekys? whats special about this video?

[angiierous]

Everyone hates it when a waiter asks, "Are you done with that?" When my plate is completely empty. - No, clearly I want to eat the plate, too. x-(

[hardToSignUpHere]

@angiierous why dont you just say something funny like "no, I am about half way through!"!

[hardToSignUpHere]

@angiierous why dont you say something funny like "no, I am about half way through!"!

[TrekkieBear]

It makes you wonder though...I mean, this monkey could be doing anything. There's nothing and no one holding him there. And yet he chooses to spend his days working in a restaurant, getting to know humans. It's intriguing and I can't help but wonder why he does it. I wish I could ask him.

[sparkshark789]

It's not animal cruelty unless the monkeys start drinking.

[MrTyza]

I wonder if Karl Pilkington has seen this!

[jimidaly0]

I advise against sending anything back to the kitchen.

[superwilldonaghue]

I wish I had one to get me Coca-Cola!

[IMxYOURxDADDY]

mexicans are now taking japanese people jobs wtf?

[Pandacrazyabtnaruto]

so cute...

[buckaroopopcorn]

And when they misbehave they eat them.

[MrRichardKranium]

The sign reads "Our food is NOT prepared by human hands"

[andyrooney12]

1:01 freaky, that guy looks like an Asian version of Uncle Benick, especially with that cigarette in his hand...don't Google him, he's not famous...he's just my uncle.

[emilypoust]

@andyrooney12 hahahah.... ok....

[thawdani]

well, i guess i have to guy a ticket to japan..

[weinstein4367666]

If worry about immagrants and robots taking all the work wasn't stressful enough....

[Tranquil0as0a0forest]

.... AIZEN. DAMN.

[daberko120ch]

i hope the monkeys didn't die during the SEWNAMI, which is how people who don't know how to spell sunami spells it.

[daberko120ch]

@daberko120ch I ment tsunami... LOL im a hypocrite...

[quomaya]

@daberko120ch

its called a tsunami, you dumb fuck

[daberko120ch]

@quomaya LOL ya I failed at that one :P, I need to stop typing so fast.

[Boxxeighty]

Oooohh! Chimpanzee THAT!



[SapporoMagokoro]

These fuckers aren't what you think I asked one for a cigarrette and he stole my girlfriends wallet somehow

[TaviYamato]

fuck this shit

[Neonman78]

Why is it that all animals, except for humans, only have to work for two hours a day?

[daberko120ch]

@Neonman78 we can do more than animals that do not have reason and more hand ability.

[Roflmfaoftw]

I read the description and thought I was going to see the first nigger doing an honest days work ever, AND I WAS RIGHT!

[maiereanh]

the monkey don't look happy

[TheGreatAdversary]

Don't you hate it when you go to a "breast"aurant

watch it again and listen to him say it!

Even better - search youtube for Only Maloney

LOL

[amarrawooth]

dont hate asians, sons and daughters of western bitches..

[angiebaby506]

I first seen a monkey waiter on justin lee collins's turning japanese and it was possibly the funniest thing i have ever seen, I think that monkey might be the same one. It's scary how human like they seem, just bonkers! Bonkers in a good way! :D

[cavenaghful]

More monkey business /watch?v=uJVpZaj0Sq8

[cavenaghful]

More monkey business /watch?v=uJVpZaj0Sq8

[JohannesenBergur]

They understand human words? Aren't these people Asian?

[barrunto321]

What a disgrace!

[splatcrash]

i need to get myself a monkey that can fetch me beer!!

[bigsamoka09]

hahaha i want to go there looks good

[bigbmusic1]

Animals in the workplace is not new. My supervisor is a jackass, the secretary is a praying mantis and the people in accounting are leaches.

[Stazzy]

who are those 129 misirable sods who dont like this video!?

[burnzgotshot]

I always thought Karl Pilkington just made monkey news up.

[YanZhao8]

please Japan do not eat monkeys, whales, and dolphins! please protest against animal cruelties!!!

[oasisspirit]

129 people dislike this cause they are monkeys looking for a raise!

[Scorpion9901]

That...is...AWESOME

[loveandwarfare]

These asian accents are freaking me out

[oasisspirit]

@loveandwarfare ..... asian accents ther english accents??..... 

[soopaflychic]

Japan please don't eat monkeys! Eat fruits and vegetables instead!

[rednaxela011]

@soopaflychic They're *not* eating the monkeys...

[theflubbytoilets1]

these monkeys are so cute and i would love to be in japan to see one. MAN THIER SOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gmaccormack420]

the monkeys have better teeth

[BushidoDevildog]

@gmaccormack420 ...and probably better breath as well! After living in Japan continuously for over 12 years, I still have no idea why about 40-50% of the Japanese male population has the breath of a rotting dead camel's asshole that could knock a buzzard off of a shit wagon from 100 yards away..!

[maxamillion811]

btw, they're not actually getting paid peanuts...

just saying.

[Pwntzyou]

0:00



[elijahtakushi]

ughhh stop saying its animal abuse. are they hurting the animals? no. maybe the monkeys like helping out for 2 hours a day

[neadst]

AND FINALLY

...The end.

[badboypl3]

The monkey looks like my grampa

[captainkunty]

@i9520083 proper grammar is your friend.

[mijinkosuke]

you = shippal !

[nuppaluppagus]

i could never be a waiter. a) it's too hard, and b) people are such a-holes, i would probably mouth off and that wouldn't go well. those macaques are really cute...

[dannny594]

it's the most depressive voiceover ever.

[DarkHawk117]

The regular Waiters must be Dissapointed because they lost there jobs by a Monkey LOLOLOL



[ichinakamura168]

Do they take orders?

[NellaRosmarino]

That's so cute, but would that count as animal abuse? Hmm and people please stop bashing waiters. My mom used to work as cashier register clerk in a diner in NJ and she says that the job's pretty hard and they are some a-holes who like to be rude to watiers for no reasons.

[DxBruceexD]

cool ._.

[Ragnarn1]

OOOOOHhhhhhh Chimpanzeeee that! MONKEY NEW YOU F***ING C**T!

[ohshitits4]

omg, THERE SO CUTE

[hoerdum]

great ending... they only get paid peanuts :D

[beebop46n2]

Waiting tables is the most thankless job out there. Everyone should do it so you can see what it's like. Trust me the majority wouldn't survive. It looks a lot easier than it is. Gotta admit I think the monkey waiter is a pretty cool concept. I don't see it splitting checks or working special orders anytime soon. If you think it can then good luck with your monkey waiter.

[CudaFilth]

oh man... I hope Karl has seen this. Fucking Gump!!

[whiskerbiscuit1965]

I want a monkey wanker.

[richthorn07]

oooo chimpanzee that

[Talk2Luke]

@richthorn07 MONKEY NEWS YOU FUCKER

[Talk2Luke]

@richthorn07 MONKEY NEWS!

[rorydathomas452]

I WANT A MONKEY WAITER

[WILLOW5033]

This is where it all started in Planet Of The Apes...

[mprietors]

is this karl pilkington's dream?

[General1710]

Omg I want a friggen monkey waitor! That would be some sick shit. Those crazy Asians come up with some funny stuff.

[a0922618571]

cool video :D

[LDBeliMusick]

no chairs in Japanese restaurant? cost effective but how uncomfortable lol

[ScripTip]

Epic. But, expected from the Japanese.

[AlwaysRussian]

The narrator sounds so cynical and sarcastic

[dantheman931]

Imagine the prank potential: You're out with your best friend, and you "forget" to mention that a monkey will be serving you. "Dude, was that... was that a fucking monkey??" Hijinx ensue.

[magog1138]

Isn't this how "Planet of the Apes" started? Monkey enslavement and then they revolted, and then there was nuclear war and the end of human civilization?!?! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!!! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

[MasaruKato82]

So... a Japanese man prefers a monkey to his Japanese kids.

How am I not surprised?

[dantheman931]

@MasaruKato82 Because you don't know a joke when you hear it, maybe?

[MasaruKato82]

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS is in da house! =_=

Mine was a joke, too, dumbass... a pretty evident one, too.

EPIC FAIL

[dantheman931]

You're fun. :D

[sexyme93]

most awesome thing ive ever seen.

[dunterd]

god fucking damnit. now MONKEYS are taking our jobs?!

[idkyoo]

first mexicans now monkeys....ahhh i see the resemblances now other than cheap labor. rofl

[chakra22]

that

is

amazing

[frankystein12]

You had better hope the monkeys weren't abused when the restaurant manager trained them to serve people.

[imrealldum]

@frankystein12 the older monkey learned by watching the owner, he didn't make them learn

[Washubot]

Location of the place?

[DirtyFrigginHarry]

Once again, animal rights activists show to be the worst kind of human being, even more so than teenagers.

[NovocainHurricane]

I CRACKED up watching this.

[Rawnblade1213]

CRACKED

[DEViAnce3]

CRACKED

[PromusKaa]

Geez, this is the same exact sh*t which made the apes revolt in "Conquest of the Planet of the Apes"...

[Serpico69]

LMAO @ all the oversensitive american cunts on here.

btw, tipping is ridiculous. Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs was 100% right!

[ragglefraggle09]

this is awesome but i bet PETA wont allow it getting into america =[

[stingstungme]

You think of PETA? Forget PETA. The health department won't allow this.

[pyanji]

Shit I'm out of the job,

[ghanaru]

wut??

[Azndude111]

actually the waiters arnt the assholes the customers are.

[kenichisaitohchenii]

well,some people murder HUMAN-BEINGS FOR THE ANIMALS.like some ships from the US through the Japanese ship some bums and the peole died inside.they make no sense...be better off the the nutty mad ideas from down under.

[GreazyMuhfoh]

instead of spitting in your food this waiter will prolly throw shit at you.

[netgod2002]

I'd teach my monkey to buy drugs for me

[labuka3]

hahahah

[alibechandhermit]

@netgod2002

I would dress my monkey in a little monkey suit. Then bet people it was a real monkey. I would use the money to buy drugs.

[youngboosieboy]

these monkeys are so smart

[peterfas]

This monkey reviewed his workplace on insidedish com.

[kingkongzilla34]

cool. I wanna go to one of these places

[skittils698]

I would hate to see the hookers there.

[dcbaker343]

@skittils698 10 pts for you, that was fuckin good

[joke719]

@skittils698 lol monkey hookers!!

[skarecrowster]

Karl Pilkington was right! i knew it!!!!!!!!!

[volopok]

i hate monkeys

[bigpoopie69]

A lot of servers with big egos need to watch this. How does it feel like to know a monkey can do your job?

[FoondCake]

I don't understand how someone who has FAILED LIFE IN GENERAL can have big ego. I guess we can be a bit forgiving to them, or at least sympathetic.

[skull7878]

how does it feel when the kitchen staff spit in your food because the waitstaff told them you are a total dick?

[bigpoopie69]

@skull7878

I've worked in the service industry long enough to recognize "mouth oysters" when I see 'em. So how does it feel like to get your establishment shut down AND get sued for assault? Because in most states spitting in food is considered assault.

And a nutless monkey can still do your job.

[skull7878]

good thing that's not my job haha

why does the monkey have to be nutless? do you have some asphyxiation with testicles? some problem rooted deep in your past that you have a fond liking towards testicles? don't get me wrong. i'm glad you came out of the closet, but on youtube? i think you should tell your family first.

[bigpoopie69]

@skull7878

*yawn* Your lack of nuts is showing.

[lct7111980]

@bigpoopie69 A monkey can do my job?? Wait. Actually, that's not new information.

[resincoatedlungs]

@bigpoopie69

there's waiters with egos? that's really, really funny.

[peterfas]

That was awesome. Every waiter or bartender needs to go to that com website called insidedish. Really innovative ways to make money as a waiter and ways to anonymously review where you work.

[CollateralSandwich]

This is why the economy is fucked.

Paying monkeys peanuts, instead of humans money.

[ALmakoto]

well actually it brings the restaruant a lot of business. plus the monkeys are only bringing them small things like beer and hot towels, so really this is not the reason why the economy is not doing so good now.

[nubnub]

yes you are angry lol

[nubnub]

please stop being mad, TheGreenLantern01, no need to insult me. what did i ever do? i just stated a fact.

[nubnub]

your mom has aids

[APINEDO69]

@TheGreenLantern01 cornelius gets paid in soybeans.

[may8261]

.

.

3-I've heard monkeys become aggressive when they get older, that's why experts say monkeys shouldn't be adopted as pets.The monkey may attack someone someday.

4-Monkeys are monkeys why we try to make them like human?!

[TupacVideoz]

respect bro

[Aikidopoi]

that is awesome.

[redeljann]

>:() go monkey! monkey pride! lol

[RobbyRaiAshtray1122]

Hey look, Monkey's in Japan that aren't served on a side of rice!!! haha jk

[esteban0321]

that pretty cool. I just hope those people know what they are doing. It would be terrible if a monkey waiter went nuts and attacked someone. But I bet for two hours at a time the mokey probalby thinks its pretty fun.

[mndswpr]

Monkey:I am going to piss in that stupid humans beer again,goddam humans,make me wear this effing waiter costume.We are going to escape soon.I will bite an old lady and bolt out of this dump.

[evilbreebles]

the shape of things to come

[eviIbreebIes]

when i worked in mcdonals we had a lady manager who looked like a monkey she was always eatin bananas then one day she dropped a nana skin in the car park and my bike skidded on it as i rode away good thing i was on my way to swimmin lessons and had my water wings on so i never got hurt but i had a ferret in my pocket called weasel and he got a nasty headache and wouldnt speak to me for ages aftwards he does have a cute lil hairy bottom though that looks like horse chestnut skin i love him

[gummyboots]

@mndswpr the monkeys seem pretty happy, they only have to give people bears and other light weight objects for 2 hours a day + All you can eat food as a tip.

thats pretty impressive by monkey standards

[MegaQuahog]

thats just what i want

[verdemonomayhem]

What if you order a banana? And whats the tip minimum before the monkey starts throwing his poo around?

[MophiesZ]

cute monkey :P

[TheBadbilly2329]

Funny funny funny!!! But just how clean can these "guys" be??

[bigalmd09]

i saw this on espn and then i was like...awesome...i want a monkey to do that for me...lol

[glaceaux001]

Monkeys rule

[Vengeancess]

omg, so cute :)

[randlebaker]

Sportsnation on ESPN2!!! 3pm cst

[Orangeflava]

that guy said a monkey was better than his own son!

[queenlashea]

Wow, that's weird....

[kettingzaagmaniak]

simpsons did it!

[zeker111]

monkeys eat their own poo

[razorbladerunner]

Monkeys are planning military cup.. The GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

[Silver00Coin]

wow talk about monkeys can doit this monkey proved monkeys could do it thats amazing!

[timesplitx]

thats the coolest thing

[KYLEAIRWAYS]

hes so cute

[hellokitty2007]

I get the feeling this little guy would survive 5 minutes in the wild.

[HarboeDrinker]

You would survive 2 minutes in the wild buttpirate. ;)

A fucking Monkey could do it hahahaha