Afghan Soldier Funny Song DDR Shodem

[Hairan001]

Nice song

[ihsanhabib1]

واقیعت که درد دل خود را از زیر دل بیان کرده

[ehsanaman222]

DDR Shodem = Dance Dance Revolution shodem. LOLLL

[barrios937]

haqiqat americae casif as afghanistan chi jor kadi

[barrios937]

haqiqat



[hamidamir100]

wtf u saying police man u need clean that toilets not to wear uniform oky

[abdcali]

I am proud of you.That you speak the truth. These leader really fucked up people.fuck all these leaders.fuk their sisters and mothers.they have brought us to this point today.

[123ihk123]

could anyone give me the full translation of this it would be greatly appreciated

[afficker]

abroi massoud da burdi arami

[khalid440100]

hahha how honest he is ..............

[BigBoss1R]

@khalid440100

Honest? Please don`t fuck the word "Honest" up. If he was "honest" he would be fighting against the British, and not becomming a DDR member killing innocent people in Afghanistan.

[xKohsaarTvx]

zani wa dokhtari molla omar ra koss konam wa hamin tor basta ghewmesha

[gulrahimredi2010]

fuck offfffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffffff

[Ahsan4life]

ZANE AMO AHMAD SHAH MASSOUDA SARE KHAR BEGAYOOM. JUST WATCH OUT, YOU COULD BE DEAD TOMOROW, TALIB GERET NAKONA, AGAR NEH KHAM PALAK MEGAYET.

[Zeeze840]

@Ahsan4life ahmad shah massoud was a real man , u fkn talib cunts need to die!

[BigBoss1R]

@Zeeze840

Ai hai.. da basta tarikhe tan tanha Massoud ra dashtan? Lawda, Mujaheedin ke az 1839 ta ale ba zide Englis ke jang mekonand o khai ech? You guys are the one who has brought the Russia in Afghanistan and now the British.

I think Ahmad Shah abdali made a mistake to gave you an Afghan nationality.

Afghanistan is our land and it will be always be!

[sangifaramarz]

@Ahsan4life harche jawane shamali ast khwaher begaye . massoud az namoset difa kard ahmaq wattan frosh.

[sangifaramarz]

A MIZNG SUPERT

[pashtonharami]

Very well said but the ending was shit...You should have said Well done!

[afgun2pac]

this whore works for america and even worse he is fighting alongside america against real afghans u cant even call it fighting because these are all charsi and bhangis

[STR8LDN]

@afgun2pac

da waaaa ji sa naami

[khamosh63]

You are right!

make more

[afghanrefugees1]

FUCK OFF THESE WARLORDS FUCK OFF.

[gekkkke]

ahahahahah

[MultiEmily11]

what does it mean? could anybody tell me?

[sskkyysaf1]

@MultiEmily11 It is poem, the translation is a bit difficult, but the mean topic is about DDR of warlords in Afghanistan, and he is describing the problems, murders, and violence which done by most of warlords. he also saying that me, my friends and other simple soldiers have been as toy in hands of warlords against scholars, literacy and peace during soviet union and Taliban wars. now through DDR program the warlords get good positions in government but we simple people are almost jobles..

[MultiEmily11]

@sskkyysaf1 thank you :)

[AfghanShrang]

So funny... Yet so sad.

[jahnmohammad]

lol afghane ist afghane egal ob pashtu tajik hazara usbek oder oder oder wir sollen Allah und Mohammad saw folgen dann werden wir erfolg haben ob usa china hindustan russian europa od od od ist

[KhanZazai]

lol so true chobe amreca halan ham dar konetan band manda.ahmad shah masood hamm choba da kone khod bord.

[Dtt4]

sounds nice!

[sulaiman24]

kolesha haqiqat goft, kho da hami aakher mordaar kad - khoda afghan sag massud raa az azaabe dosagh rehaa nakona ke molke maa raa baham zad wa khodesh mordaar shod wa raft.

[Drewsky105]

Durka durka durka.. that's all I understood.

[iamchasingyou]

khob goft khob goft....akhirish mordar kad

[AfghankabulAfghan]

Fuck Ahmaq shah masood

[siyh]

@AfghankabulAfghan fuck u loser

[rehanamohammad]

dude fuck u, and ur a looer ur self @AfghankabulAfghan, he is singing so heart touching, i feel like crying after wat happend in Afghanistan

[siyh]

@rehanamohammad  Haha, fucking idiot!!

[jack50rko]

@siyh shut up you jerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[siyh]

@jack50rko ok ...

[muskajanak]

@AfghankabulAfghan fuck u nd all ur bastereds..mind ur language in future

[sonicxs1234]

@AfghankabulAfghan umm i think u should take back wat u said becuz u should noe that ahmad shah massoud is very famous for his actions

[siyh]

@AfghankabulAfghan

i will Fuck @AfghankabulAfghan mother, fucking loser u too

[bloodhoun138]

is he saying shithead?

[sultanssssssssss]

beschak

[khawpurak]

besyaar aali bache wattan, asle haqayeqa bayan kadi

realy nice



[KARINA5716]

парван

[mustafa13mustafa]

ach afghaner die lachkiker

[muskajanak]

i like it...nyc with confident...

[applesrule55]

this is not funny what if that were u?

[Subjectivity101]

What is he singing about?

[Leo8erteza]

funny but soo true

[balooch1000]

KHILI ZIBA BOOD AFARIN

[Bactrian5000]

nothing can be more true then this to personify the real picture of afghanistan

[Bactrian5000]

great talent.

[ZafariShafik]

بسيار زيبا

[1234nawid]

بنازم به این استعداد ........ بسیار طنز زیبا و مقبول زندا و سللامت باشی سر باز حق گو

[afghan606]

well done



[bilalomid]

Fantastic Man,,,i love this Clip saying the true things,,

Mind your Lang ThepashtunNN1,,,SHIT UP..Mtrfkr.............

[YoungDaddyTC27]

the real afghanistan. nissar were you at an ANA base?

[ThepashtunNN1]

fuck farsiwan tajik hazara watan farosh

[Rafeafg]

Salam Saboor jan Khile qashang ast hahahahaha.

who uploud the song for you man?

[SlimSnake817]

Allah homad salle allah mohamad

[TKnightcrawler]

No Dance Dance Revolution? :(

[RazorCell7]

Lol funny guy near the end at 2:08

[BalkhBami]

May Almighty God have the Great Soul of Great Massoud happy and make his dreams come true.

[vridisib]

@BalkhBami a question: what were massud's dreams exactly?

[NUMBER1PAKHTOON]

@vridisib . Ahmad Shah Massoud's (RA) dream was to bring back Islam and unite all Afghanistanis so that no one could touch them. he fought and gave his life for Islam, inch inch of Afghanistan and all it's people. that was his dream and this is Karzai's dream to sell the country to Arabs, Panjabis, Americans, Europeans, russians and Indians.

thx

[vridisib]

@NUMBER1PAKHTOON Bring back islam? when massud ruled part of afghanistan with rabbani, there were robberies, rapes, murders, opium etc. those who brought sharia(real islam) were talibans. didnt massud also get help from india, russia, n even panjabis n arabs in times of soviet, when his enemies like Najibullah wanted to unite afghan more than any other leaders, and how about his troops cutting off hazara womens breasts in west kabul, did you even live in afg. in times of massud?

[corderitodedios69]

@vridisib fuck talibans, and fuck sharia. islam only brought disgraces for us in the last 30 years. is enough. secularism must be the future of afghanistan.

[vridisib]

@corderitodedios69 im totally with you man, and one of the people who brought misery mullahs and hate among afghans was massud

[corderitodedios69]

@vridisib may be. massud was a warrior, and he killed innocent people. but, massud was a inteligent man. he was religious, yes; but i was a fanatic like hekmatyar or another pashtuns scum. in his time, he was neccesary for the tajik. but the future of afghanistan must be without bearbs, religious, sharia and other radical scum teorys! ;)

[AfghanHISTORY]

@corderitodedios69

Fuck yourself you sock sucker!

Islam never brought misery in Last 30 years. Islam has been around in AFG/Khorasan for centuries and had a golden time.

Our miseries started when secularism/ godlessness started during communists in afghanistan.

You fool need to learn some history.

and your dream will never materialize. You shall take it to grave with u .. i guarantee you :)

[corderitodedios69]

@AfghanHISTORY hahahahaha, see afghanistan today. thanks t islam, mostly of afghans are illiterate. the country is destroyed and the poverty is a fact. the wmen are worse than animals. fuck religion!

the comunism brought good things to afghanistan. teachers for the elders, reorganization of the property, women rights, science and technology,... etc. islam only brought poverty, burks and ignorant wahabit scum like you! FUCK OFF, WASHI! LOL

[AfghanHISTORY]

@corderitodedios69

Hey you donkey shit.

islam has been around for ages. And it was godless communist pigs like you who destroyed the peace and brought their Soviet Husbands. Go die

[corderitodedios69]

@AfghanHISTORY im not communist, but i accept that the communism brought some good things to the afghan people. what have brought religion? only poverty, ignorance, unjustices,... etc.

i hate religion.

[ajmakm]

@corderitodedios69 Communism brought a lot of good things to Afghanistan.... mass graves of the innocents is one of them... It is a shame that our own Afghans are kissing communism's ass. It is funny because communism has never worked. If it has, then where/ Educate yourself mate. Go to college or something.

[corderitodedios69]

@ajmakm yeap. the "freedom fighters" saved afghanistan, no? hahahaha. illiterate, get some education. religion is a shit

[AfghanHISTORY]

@vridisib

Cutting off breasts was the business of hazaras alongside nailing people on the head.

Areas under direct control of massoud had proper government and peace even during soviets. Like , Panjsher, takhar, parts of kuduz, parts of badakhshan etc.. only when scum bags like you appeared country went astray

You need to learn history

[vridisib]

@AfghanHISTORY you dont have to tell what Hazaras did, i know all sides did their dirty things. Panjsher was in peace cause Massud collaborated with Soviets(i can send you articles where ex Soviet militaries admit it), he just wanted to create chaos in country even before Russians were invited by the government. Believe me it was uneducated scumbags like you who destroyed Kabul, the rest of Afghanistan deserves the whole shit.

[Kabullala]

@vridisib Have respect please and refrain from profanity.

[TheNorouzi]

nice bro but wat u've said abt massod was wrong. they all fkd up our country

[reza467]

basha bache adam merom ama koja borom adamaie khar da afg ziad

[paktiaboys302]

uffffffffffff fuck karzai wife bout wifes beacuz he make afghanistan on that kind of people fuck u if he make fuckin afghanistan in 100 years more than kill me

[reza467]

bah bah taza famidi chob da konid rafata askare ma taza famida

[jafarkhanlal]

@reza467

boro bache khar

[reza467]

bah bah taza famidi chob da konid rafata

[herathurts]

bikhi ras mogi afarin

[1234nawid]

بسیار طنز زیبا و انتقادی عالی عالی عالی زنده باشی به نظر من بهترین یک نویسنده باید محسوب شوی

[shafiqahmadi]

haqiqat talkh ast barye kasane ke khiyand karda wa en shere meshnawd......

wa qiyan shakhsiya yali darid nawjawan....

i love this song 

[Zealix]

What does it say?

[4ustr4li4]

nice

[mankeycmankeydo]

this is great these guys seem very very freindly

[naiemazem]

Yea afghan guys we all u guys says bad word he says the truth u guys r blend .

[AFGHAN7GENERAL]

Patpadare mother ret nalat qati voice  et

[OGONIVODA1]

@AFGHAN7GENERAL f***k u ass***l

[bsarzamintarazbad]

AHMAD SHAHE MASOOD KE KIRAM DAR RAWANASH BAD  ZADIN KESHWARA DA KER SOWAR KARDIN HALI KOSO SHER MEKHANIN !

[OGONIVODA1]

@bsarzamintarazbad kiram dar rawani khohar o motherat shuma paki hai watan forosh az ahmad shai duraniet grefta taa karzi yet watana na kho forokhteen atta khohar wa mothertana ham kos motheri kuni

[bsarzamintarazbad]

@OGONIVODA1 hej u mother fucker ! fuck u ass hole and ur fucking ahmad shah kiri and also ur fucking khar zai ! fuck the fcking pedo figlio !

[OGONIVODA1]

@bsarzamintarazbad you son of the beach paki dall khooorrrrrrrrrrr 

[HotAfghanBoy]

Gay voice..lol

[AbdulMumeet1970]

look at these ugly dirty haramis

[kuhdaman]

duzdha muntazer chubhai bahdi bashid.

[himatwardakafghan]

ahmad shah mashud watan farosh benamos beghairat kare kharab nabood k oo manda bood zane ahmad shah mashud ra ma kus kunom...

[sharifali1]

@himatwardakafghan

Kerem da ghari madared,

Pashto gab bezan , bakhiyal az yaded rafta hahhaha.

kuss nana Ahmad shah duraniiiii

[himatwardakafghan]

@sharifali1 .... kus madar da ami kuse madarattan kerema daroon kunom ai da kuste khwaret tuf kunom..

[TheSabawoon]

@himatwardakafghan broo maderad ra koos koon shoma pakistani khakfroosh pashtoon hast ka sad bar frukht wa masood dar moqabul shoma mazdoorhay pakistani taliban ahmaq khodkush astad shud zanhaytan hamah pashtoonha dar pakistan kus midahan

[TheSabawoon]

@himatwardakafghan wardaki gholl dasneshandah pakistan

[himatwardakafghan]

@TheSabawoon ... wardaki madareta kus kada? kus madar be padar

[himatwardakafghan]

haha beshak .. der shaista.!!

[Berobar]

Jann Jann Cheqa shireen mekhana

[Masood9]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhh

[muslimisdanger]

so this is the benifite to u farsiwaan from america.....fuck u...u supporting america

[snabelane]

will someone translate lotfan?

[2U0S0A7]

@snabelane

LOTFAN MEANS PLEASE

[92khadim]

shomma az khar ham badtar sty . benamosay haramzada................ shomma chatal tar az har kasafat stid haramzada binamos............

[ma5877]

cw prk stpt cnt

[roshanaye]

چه زیبا است زنده باشی مرد

[afghan930]

ha ha ha ha ha waqat hara guftey bache watan

[seftakhan]

der alaa der allaa!

manaana

[AmirAfghan]

يو ځان شرموي بل قوم شرموي

[dowodo5]

so true, nys. I like this very much.lol

[SuperLoveforall]

hey, it is so true, I almost cried, he is so true

[LATIFNANGARHARIMUSIC]

hahahaha namori bchaa

[Far180021]

I only can say

Sad - Funny - True

[jhonjam]

ITS SOO TRUE, I AGREE WITH THIS MAN.

[gangasia]

wa wa wa nice <3 zinda bad mardome badkhore samte shamal zinda bad........these guys are husband of taliban koni

[maidani4020]

@gangasia ho bacha bad khor morgha megan hahahaha

[kussdost]

i think it says wai be diyar shodem na ddr LMAO

[kussdost]

@kussdost  correct me if im wrong

[tamgstar]

A real war poet... Salam Ba Hama Hamwatanan e aziz e man... gham nakhoread khuda mehraban ast!!!!!!!!!!!

[jawidjabary]

Haqeeqat talkh as. true words can be too sharp sometimes, tear n rape the target so deep for which ( the target..............) cant tolerate. heheeheh smile.............

[okyat]

Can someone pls translate what he is saying to English (you can even send me a personal message)

[DodgeVip3r]

Fuck these puppets

[SuperMaiwand]

sadqat shawom, mashalahhhhh afareennnn he is telling the truth i swear

[SuperMaiwand]

rast mega qasam

[jawad380]

wow u got gd voice proud on u

[Stranger235711]

Funny and True

[Elishica]

ouh thought DDR stand for you know what germany before 20 years was :D

[Qataghanbacha]

he is telling the truth its is now in Afghanistan the same like he is telling, it sounds funny but he is really singing the reality, its Afghanistan right now, really its all us, we ourselves, we done it by our selves we should`t insult others

[duckymanduck]

awesome! lol american stick up are ass....

[SirianKings]

lol

Funny shit, at the same time, makes so much sense.

[idreespower]

nisar ak 84 guy please if u upload any other video so please first message me ok bor jan

khuda hafiz

[Mo79reed]

hahhahahha, he is sooooooo funny hahha

[AFGHANVIEW]

LOL

that makes it even funnier hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[idreespower]

beshak i love like and if there is a word i want to say i just like the video nissar ak84 ye god bless u good song ye ye and the ddr man the police ye man i like ur saying this this true ye good good!

[NissarAK84]

@idreespower Thank you very much my brother :) I am glad that this video has become so popular :) 33000 hits in almost a year! :)

[hendrixphish420]

i cant help but feel a guitar is missing

[sanoorg]

sehr schön.....

[b4umusic8]

wow. funny. how the hell did he make up that soong. very nice.

[johncooper1386]

woi ddr shodem, such a nice song!

[najeebworld]

Hahahahah, it is very funny, DDR mean empty hand without weapons .

[zia750]

gd song i like it lol :)

[4voor12xl]

whahaha - AFGHANISTAN ZINDABAD

what means DDR.?

[AfghanStarTV]

Disarmament Demobilisation and Reintegration (Process)

[zamankandesh]

toller song

[wfqe4]

shit niga

[johncooper1386]

Einfach genial!

[Navid708]

Beshak kate in song

[ArianaNetDotcom]

nice

thank you

[AfghanStarTV]

Says Wai ke Ahmad Shahe Massoud Raft bewakht az Jahan, tuf bar reeesh degaran (his following commanders)

Shows ordinaary soldiers and general people loved him as hell those who knew him

[LittleManKB]

Dont die for a lie the attack on the world trade center is an inside job pass it on..

Dont let "AL CIA" the real terrorist get away with mass murders and their thug killing ways!

[anspaughnato]

@LittleManKB

Agreed, 9/11 was a setup.

[CuteUzbekGirl]

چه آهنگ زیبایی

[koekoe666]

And now in normal language??

[kristinasubu]

wallah rast megi khudaorasti ameto ast

[Heshie100]

very good!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hij is goed man....

[zabaneatash]

realy nice