More Bus Bollards Vs Cars

[Landie110]

what a dick!!! That has made my evening.... typical brit!!

[stringy2009]

Just go back in the middle of the night, with a Stihl saw and cut the fucker down. I hate these things with a passion.

[isurfnak3d]

bye bye radiator for the porsche hahah.  idiot

[anto687]

@isurfnak3d Pretty sure it's sump actually. Seeya later oil!

[wilki31]

0:45 good to see a drain close by to collect the leaking fluids!

[Fuzz944]

I guess the saying is, you can't educate pork!

[BristolTraffic]

Looks like Oil from the Porsche; experienced something similarr breaking the oil sump on a VW while (intentionally) driving across a lane separator. Given the cost of repairs, if you ever somehow end up on the wrong side of a dual carriageway with a line of cars coming towards you, a U-turn that writes off two of the wheels on the roadside would be a better option.

The distance the porsche drove would not be enough to toast the engine, based on that personal experience.

[AndyJRC]

So funny watching chavs trash their chavmobile

[sightscreen66]

Yes, I'm afraid the lack of sympathy in these posts is what you and other Cayenne buyers get for helping to trash the reputation of what was once one of the world's most charismatic sports car manufacturers.

[MrCriticOfAll]

What the fuck is so important on the other side of them things that makes people risk belting into them?

[AMikeOnLine]

There is a LAGAL way to claim for compensation when this happens. Not a lot of people know that. :)

[philboboggins]

@AMikeOnLine LAGAL??? lol but seriously theres a notice BEFORE you get to those retracable bollards. So how can you claim? anyway fuck the porsche driver, if he can afford to buy petrol for that thing he can afford a few repairs!!

[pass0felino]

Cayenne feel anyway so strong, he was not even shaked, no trembling when he hit the bollard, he just running and stop, like a normal brake.

[UKMaverick2006]

four x four x fucked :-)

[immortalass]

unbelievable

[berndpfe]

really nice. This is a very quick and safe way to trash a car's front party including cooler, battery, motor parts, axle fixings... Hey people who try to get over here: You will be f#cked including a warrant for guaranteed damage :-)



[crmchzandchives2]

Good planning when it came to placing that drain.

[perfectlydark007]

looks like that dude grabbed some money that dropped outta the porche

[MickeyLove01]

I know someone who successfully sued the council for repairs to his vehicle.

[ssantiago914]

haha he is like : "what, I dont understand, uh oh no, uh my papa is gonna kill me"...

[kevinwatts73]

We don't have these bollards in New Zealand. Is it a "Bus lane only" thing? Or were the cars supposed to pay a toll? The Porsche owner certainly paid a high price.

[09feb1992]

@kevinwatts73 Yes, Bus lane only, with exception for emergency vehicles :)

[flurry]

0:30

"My factory slaves bought me a gas-guzzling Porsche with all the luxury options, including the right to cross bus lanes! Life's good to me. F*ck yeah!"

** CRUNCH! **

Ooops...

[lekoman]

Gotta appreciate the storm drain well-positioned to catch all the antifreeze from destroyed radiators.

[ltdoug]

Loving that guy that dips his finger in the coolant and runs off!

[toonmag50]

car fuckers took about ten years 1960-1970 to infest and take over cities. It"s taken twenty years to train the twats that they have to share a few roads. It "ll take 100 years and no oil to rid finally to be rid of them completely.

[GuyRWood]

Those bollards are so WIN!

[greenjeansmjr]

0:40...Perfect place for a drain.

[Britishdude1]

are there warning signs for these things or do they just pop up out of nowhere?

[ultran33b]

@Britishdude1 No they just come out of nowhere, I was walking up my stairs once and one appeared under my feet, I was shitting myself.

[triftenC]

@Britishdude1 There are usually huge illuminated signs saying BUSES ONLY.

[Wellch]

Look at that man with his hands over his head on 0:06

-- guess he regrets wrecking the bollards now.

[thepetrolheads]

the cayenne is bleeding lol

[SuperStormtroop]

These people are so ignorant and stupid! Makes me laugh, stupid porsche driver ha ha hope you like the repair bill! xD

[C0LL1N]

why do so many people try to do this?

[SilencerLX]

@C0LL1N Great question.

[JerredM]

@C0LL1N Some people did it for attentions or they're just stupid.

[The1200sportster]

doh !

[Dermo1985]

Love hoe the first guys are just like "fuckit walkin fro

[Flarty85]

If it was coolant there would have been loads of steam thats oil, and if he continued to run the engine it will need replacing

[jimmypoulincriket]

He deserved it!

[NordDMB87]

too small clearance ))

[lanpingpug]

Ouch...that oil leak is epic.

[StJimmy0815]

@lanpingpug its coolant

[StJimmy0815]

@lanpingpug its coolant

[jerry303]

Yayyyyyyyyyyy I love these

[12OclockLow]

I don't understand why the driver of the cayenne didn't just drive around the damn bollard if he was so desperate.

[MYRDDINAPGERAINT]

at least the fire crew were there to clean up.

[berndpfe]

the black van driver: Ohh I'm so sorry... I ..  I think I've forgotten my replacement Oil screw outta here... I'll retreat now and go for a shop to buy me one for repair.

[TheHazPlopsta]

0:33 NO CHEALSEA TRACTOR!!!! NO!!!!

[00woolley]

LMFAO AT THE CAYENNE DRIVER SLOWLY REVERSING IN SHAME.

[XXdriver2000XX]

Its almost as if that drain was put there to specificaly catch engine coolent lol

[01000001a]

I hate to see cars being recked for no reason, but those people diserved it.

[ee45exx]

Wow these bollards are deadly I can see how easy it would be to hit these things

[Bigrignohio]

@ee45exx

Actually they have big illuminated signs warning of the bollards. These people are going fast because they are trying to squeeze in behind the authorized vehicle. No sympathy from me.

[wilde4200]

I love how everyone whats to touch the mystery fluid coming from the porsche

[SamDiva2010]

cant he just drive over the pavement and around the bollard :P 0:57

[benlu123]

I presume the firemen walked back to check that there was no petrol leaking all over the road!

[deemo77a]

Did you notice the woman that the last car ALMOST HIT? She just walks around the car without missing a beat on her cell phone!

"So, anyway, I was talking to Joyce and she ... hold on, some idiot's hit the bus bollard and almost hit me ... as I was saying..."

[zoodruff]

Owning a Porsche doesn't mean your brain is a big as your car. lol

[grahamblood]

Who feels sorry for the tit in the Porsche?

[gtacrusher123]

@grahamblood i bet he was thinking "i have got a high car so i might just get away with it"

[Unclejona]

@grahamblood Nope

[K0K4NE]

@grahamblood not me, i loved it

[AnOddGamerChannel]

@grahamblood I dont. Should have used his brain lol

[MetallSwede]

MAJOR fail! :D love the oil leackage from the porsche ^^

[carcrasher1000]

bollards are ver cool

[craigybus1]

Serves the prat right in the Cayenne! Nice BIG repair bills

[aloisbembel]

@craigybus1

Yes, you are dead right! Thumbs up!



[GuzziHeroV50]

@craigybus1 Haha shes just cracked her sump right open and driving with no oil in means she has shat the entire engine up :D