A Day without an Illegal- A parody on what America would be like without illegal aliens

[JJRage420]

This is awesome. So true, so true.

[MaceNaui4Prizes]

If so, USA would be rich.

[zookeeper220]

Just remember to vote in 2012.

[Tbow088]

SHUT DOWN THE IMMIGRATION INDUSTRY AND DEPORT ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS AND THEIR ANCHOR BABIES. END BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP AS WELL. We are full and Overpopulation is here. RATIONING of everything is here from food and water, to healthcare and education, to fuel and energy, and even open space. Your children and their children will be starving and in poverty unless the Immigration Industry is shut down now...

[turntapzap]

@Tbow088 Absolutely yes.

[mbabist01]

Ha, ha, ha!

Thank you for posting!

[sergiozc]

HAHAHAHA! 1:18 is such bullshit!!! 

[LucaviAD]

@sergiozc

You're full of bullshit. Americans have been working hard to make this country what it is until Mexico decided to dump its trash on the US. They INSIST on dumping the most ignorant & backwards fucks on this country b/c the government doesn't want to take care of the Mexicans that can't quit popping out babies. Instead, they ship these ignorant fucks here for the Americans to babysit & support as the children grow up to be gang bangers & baby factories.

Think before you post, asshole.

[sergiozc]

@LucaviAD well, see now youre just being aggressive :(

[LucaviAD]

@sergiozc

Write a book about it.

[sergiozc]

@LucaviAD okayy?

[MsPBLOVE]

hahahaha stupid ignorants!! they think if there is no more illegals here in US nobody is going to speak spanish hahaha all my family speak spanish only and we are legallly here..hahaha,,whata dumbb asss that's their way to identify an ilegal"

[yamalg]

@MsPBLOVE Wow, who is ignorant here? Prime example of not seeing the forest for the trees.

In your home, you have the right to speak whatever language you want. Just so happens that most illegal immigrants ONLY SPEAK SPANISH. The reason why your family wasn't forced to learn English is because products on store shelves and government documents are all printed in two languages, which is quite frankly, bullshit. If you're going to print 2 languages, you have to print in ALL LANGUAGES to be fair.

[yamalg]

@MsPBLOVE (continued) Which would be unrealistic. This country has millions of immigrants, from all parts of the world, who didn't speak a word of English when they got off the boat, and had to learn the national language in order to assimilate into society. Mexican immigrants should be no different from anyone else.

[MsPBLOVE]

YEA I AGREE BUT WE DIDN'T MAKE THAT LAW,AND IT'S NOT MY CASE IM BILINGUAL AND ALSO MY FAMILY IS. EVERY WHERE WE GO WE SPEAK ENGLISH,STORES ,HOSPITALS,SCHOOLS,BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO STOP SPEAKING MY FIRST LANGUAGE CUZ JUST YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE IT. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER STOP SAYING THE MEXICANS" ALL SOUTH AND CENTRAL AMERICA,,COME HERE ILLEGALLY AND DONT SPEAK ENGLISH NOT JUST MEXICANS.WHAT IM SAYING IS NOT ALL LEGAL IMMIGRANTS SPEAK ENGLISH AND MOST OF THE ILLEGAL DO

[yamalg]

@MsPBLOVE You're right, Mexicans get a bad rap for being the only people doing this, and that's false. No one is against people speaking other languages. The problem is people that don't even make an attempt to learn English. You want to speak Spanish? That's fine. You want to teach it to your kids to pass down traditions and culture? That's fine too. All we are asking is that you also make sure to teach them English.

[MsPBLOVE]

I TOTALLY AGREE. :) YOU HAVE A POINT.. OTHER PEOPLE JUST LIKE TO MAKE STUPED AND OFFENSIVE COMMENTS FOR IMMIGRATION AND MEXICANS

[LucaviAD]

@MsPBLOVE

This isn't a matter of "immigration" - it's a matter of trespassing. Living in America is not a right just because you can walk across the border. Living in America is a privilege & responsibility - it comes by respecting & upholding the Constitution, the law of our land, which says what you must do to be a citizen of this country, & contributing to the society that will lend support right back. FREEDOM IS NOT FREE!

[LucaviAD]

@MsPBLOVE

Language carries culture within it. Learning a language, one automatically assimilates. Therefore, immigrants learning the language is paramount. Invaders who believe they don't have to should be just shipped back to whichever country DOES speak their language! If in a country where you can't speak the language being spoken by 90%+ people around you, it's no surprise to be treated differently. Others cannot properly communicate with you - even if they wanted.

[amcent2]

@MsPBLOVE all mexicans must be kicked out of USA because they are all criminal assholes

[tbasile07]

Racist pig.

[milano921]

i have only one thing to say.health care is free in CUBA.do not believe in everything what government say.they talk about human rights but is not a basic human right to have a free health services.

[danielvincentkelley]

What an offensive video, with most "illegals" being merely people who are in search of jobs, peaceful people who want only to earn what they can to support themselves and their families. The illegal issue is about whether people have committed violence without justification. That's what makes a person's actions ILLEGAL, not where they're from and where they seek employment you goddamn biggots.

[kacoll3]

@danielvincentkelley1) No, breaking into the USA ILLEGALLY & uninvited, depriving persons from East European or African countries & others who want to be here LEGALLY of a spot; THAT IS ILLEGAL, CRIMINAL, SELFISH & IMMORAL. (2) Killing people with a car youre not licensed to drive, shooting them in backwoods of California growing pot, deliberately running down a pedestrian on S.22nd St. & so much more, Are unjustified violence. We have laws to sort them that they avoid. Indian+European Guy too

[danielvincentkelley]

@kacoll3

What'd you list like 3 crimes committed by "illegal aliens". Hardly an issue worthy of national travel ban. If "illegals" were legal, do you suppose they'd get a license like everybody else? That their driving skills would be tested? You do realize that at the founding of the nation, and then for 100 years beyond that, ALL people were welcome and it wasn't until the divide and conquer tyrants got hold of the government by blackmail and bribery, that people were declared "illegal".

[kacoll3]

@danielvincentkelley YES! #1 Coming via sewers. #2 Drivers: no license.#3Mtr-Veh homicide #4 Running of stop signs #5 Stealing Mom's picnic table #6 Stealing hatch & tailights of Cavalier next door #7 False police statements #8 ID theft #9 No auto Ins. #10 Unlicensed PitBulls #11 Murder or attempted #12 burglary #13 Theft of manhole covers for foundry #14 Arson of homes here to steal copper wiring & plumbing-metal 2 weeks later. #15 Methamphetimine #16 Weed #17 Smuggling #18

[danielvincentkelley]

@kacoll3

If you're so concerned about crime, you'd want these people to declare themselves, that they feel a part of the community and feel as though they have some legal protection as citizens. You shouldn't want that they feel they're doing a game of criminal hide and seek from the moment they cross the border. A real issue in regard to "illegals" is that where crackdowns have been implemented, food is literally rotting in the fields because no illegal people could be found to harvest it.

[kacoll3]

@danielvincentkelley YES Declare themselves and stick to the IMM. LIMIT like Legals do. They should not feel like part of the community since they are ILLEGALLY here. They Chose it. IF any rotted its because someone did not meet pay demand to pick it, which illegals only Lower, for real Americans; or because farmers get Paid for losses. Maybe its because the Illegals are all doing railroad & packing plant jobs them, hmmm? & construction. Or theft. Not pickin cotton ...

[danielvincentkelley]

@kacoll3

Americans aren't even in competition with "illegal" aliens for jobs. People that hire migrant laborers generally don't hire Americans and Americans are looking for easier jobs than migrants are willing to do. Most Americans are trying to find jobs that suit their college educations, where as migrants are massively looking for whatever work Americans aren't willing to do, harvesting fields mostly. Final point, many Mexicans are large part NATIVE, so who is the alien really?

[kacoll3]

@danielvincentkelley Alien? Not Me, I'm Cherokee. My spouse is a Legal Immigrant. As were Americans who came here during open immigration pre-1900's & Legal Immigrants after than. Legals must show: They dont have AIDs, Hepitits, Serious commicable disease. They or their sponsor can make wage above poverty without Welfare. Lack of Criminal Record. Speak English. Finger prints & retinal scan. Green Card qualification. Pay a couple 1000$(cheaper than a Coyote!). Not over quota.

[xX0MXN024Xx]

The person who made this has got to be one of the most idiotic people in the world. Every drunk driver is illegal! Every non-emergency patient is illegal etc.. The only thing this gave me was a good laugh

[BaNdIT11709]

dumbass is that wat u think about mexicans we work way harder that u and we dont cous bad things its u grengos and niggers that do dont try to say we r the only one that drink just cuz your lil bitch ass cant hang mothafucker shet we rnt illegal we were here 1st b4 u u took are land but bitch we r takeing it back mothafucker

[kacoll3]

@BaNdIT11709 The typically delightful Mexican, aren't you? Gee golly wiz, why would anyone not want you in their country ?!

[shutuz12]

According to video

1.Every single drunk driver is illegal

2.Every non emergency sick patient is illegal ,

3.Every construction firm only hires illegals even if legal citizens agree to work for lower wages.



[REWHBLCAIN]

@shutuz12 That's right

[thetruth6789]

And he also works construction, now that is a load of bullshit. Anglo-Americans do not work construction.

[amcent2]

@thetruth6789 who do you think worked all the construction jobs before illegals? you dumbass bitch

[Metallicat100]

@thetruth6789 Oh really? Tell that to my white husband, Einstein! God where do you people come from?

[thetruth6789]

Hahaha a Anglo-American with 10 years experience and who works harder and stays longer. As soon as I heard that, I knew this was full of shit.

[ElLeonidas2009]

idiots

[denvercolorado2010]

@rts4761 lol

[pissonyou666]

pimpdaddyone.

Gee a nigger name for a nigger.

[aalvare2023]

this is so funny because every year more jobs are sent over seas for cheaper labor. I'm pretty sure that the jobs that illegals are taking are high paying jobs like attorneys, doctors, police officers and so on. It's actually been proven that illegals are increasing the U.S economy. Its sad to say that most people will rather live off the goverment welfare and unemployment.

[batboy4321]

@aalvare2023 thats what mostly racist people do they want to live out of the GOVERMENT and dont work outside when the temperature is 100degrees and yes illegal are increasing the economy thats why illegal people will never be kick out of this country unless US want to fail for a time

[itamar000]

i like how you only publish the comments that say offensive things.I mean since when is it only illegal people who commit crimes. and there are tons of jobs out there , the fact that some citizens and/or residents don't always get them is their own problem , anyone who doesn't get a job is because their not good enough for the job , no excuses. by the way your screen name is very classy , i mean really pimp? Stop being so ignorant please , we don't need any more of you guys.

[xxxxxxpimptaddyone]

@itamar000 I do not censor comments...I allow all comments and if there are alot of anti illegal comments then that is how a majority feel.

[yamalg]

@itamar000 Illegal aliens aren't the only people that commit crimes, true. But illegal aliens ARE the only people committing a crime just by being here. What part of ILLEGAL do you not understand?

Not getting a job over an illegal immigrant has nothing to do with who is better qualified and everything to do with who the employer can hire cheapest. In most cases the illegals are LESS qualified for the job seeing as how they can't read/write in English and need to have bilinguals to intermediate.

[vivalaleta]

@itamar000 "There are tons of jobs out there" Just WHAT country are you living in? Or what century? You obviously have no idea of what if really going on in the USA so shut the fuck up.

[denvercolorado2010]

@rts4761 actually if they left americans would be the ones fliping burgers so we DO need them here

[seattle8686]

I was wondering where all the people who bash on people come to...here it is....funny how the video doesn't actually potray real life yet tries to be funny.....video FAIL

[xxxxxxpimptaddyone]

@rts4761 lol.............think of how many american citizens would get good jobs if illegals left.

[seattle8686]

@xxxxxxpimptaddyone still wont be any.....all the jobs are being sent over seas....the jobs here are only here because it exploits cheap labor...once the cheap labor is gone, then the jobs get sent over seas......maybe you should stop blaming others for your problems and work for a job you want....get an education and work for it....stop blaming others

[JESUSalan2]

@xxxxxxpimptaddyone

im pretty sure it will be the same shit... tell me, you think someone is going to work at 3 pm when the temperature is 110 degrees out in the fields in AZ, i dont think so, and probably for other jobs... if you cant get a job now you would not get them even after they leave because you are just not good enough for it!

[kacoll3]

@JESUSalan2 Believe it or not, we had fields before we had Mexicans & teens or machines to tend them. In those days there had Never been an E-coli contamination of LETTUCE (for Godssake). There was not an H1N1 epidemic following UP tracks into the USA into packing plant cities, which also btw are now frequently e-coli infected as well. (Wash your hands people.) Which raises the question: How much do poor poor meat plant & railroad workers make? I dont know Now, but it used to be near $20 hr.

[Keyboarg]

meh, racist propaganda

[TheDan10198]

fuck you white mother fuckers putos are racist ! you bitches are pussies fuck white racist poeple you need us mexicans to do the work you bitches are to lazy to do. us mexican work hard for our stuff and all you poeple do is complain if we were gone you bitches would be to lazy to do that kinda work!

[lovecarlalove]

this is stupid!

[infowazz]

Obama sucks and is trying to use the oil spill as a distraction to pass amnesty. why? Amnesty would make it that much easier to dissolve the border and form the North American Union. they want European Union, NAU, Asia Pacific Union, etc.

the middle class would be destroyed and we'd all be poor relying on the govt, with elites hoarding all the wealth/power.

illegals are meant to bring down the US, the last threat to the NWO.

spp gov

[pearlj327]

Support AZ immigration law!

[tootallbrown]

My friend refers to this "illegal immigration" epidemic as "an invasion". He's right.

No one, including our southern neighbors has any right to illegally cross our borders, let alone enjoy the benefits of this great country.

If you are illegal, get out.

[CaptainTripps2010]

Oh no that would be horrible without a bunch of human cockroaches mooching off of our tax dollars, murdering Americans, stealing our cars, raping our daughters and animals, driving drunk, spraying graffiti on our property or pissing on the sidewalks. How could we handle rising property values and better healthcare?

[xxxxxxpimptaddyone]

@CaptainTripps2010 glad to see other proud americans here...I am under attack by democrat obama loving parasites who flag my vids.

they think i am racist it seems.

[CaptainTripps2010]

@xxxxxxpimptaddyone Glad to be here for you my brother. More Americans will come to our aid soon!

[TheTjrobot]

@CaptainTripps2010 You are right. We should do something with all the red necks and white trash. Then it will end everything on your list.

[CaptainTripps2010]

@TheTjrobot If those rednecks and white trash are legal Americans then they have every right to be here but if they are scummy, germ spreading, illegal bean eating trash from south of the border then they should be deported and shot if they try to sneak back into our great country like thieves. On the other hand if they are bleeding heart liberal trash like you that spew their Anti-American garbage everywhere like germs they should be thrown in prison for a long stretch.

[jmartinsoka]

@CaptainTripps2010 We don't need illegal immigrants to murder Americans, rape women, drive drunk, cover our cities with graffiti... we have Americans who do that.

Illegal immigrants are breaking the law by entering this country. But trying to blame the rest of our problems on them isn't being a proud American, it's being ignorant.

The problem today is that American citizens want a scapegoat for all the things that are wrong in our country instead of taking responsibility ourselves.

[CaptainTripps2010]

@jmartinsoka You ignorant bastard, try arguing your stupid shit in court. Take you illiterate opinion and stick it up you ass Just turn on the news in any city in the country and see how many illegal maggots are committing the crime idiot.

[oziel8738]

@CaptainTripps2010 your mom

[jasminelove1234]

@CaptainTripps2010 FUCKIN STUPID BITCH I REALY HOPE TO MEET YUH SUM DAY! FUCK PLEASE GO TO DA FIELDS & WORK IN DA HOT SUN & IF YUH LIKE IT DEN TALK SHIT BUT ONCE YUH DO DAT YULL UNDERSTAND MEANWHILE GET YURH FUCKIN ASS UP & RESPECT MEXICANS KUS IF WE WERENT HERE DEN DA USA WNT B SHIT..FUCKIN WHITE PPL GET MEXICANS TO DRIVE FOE DEM KUS DER FUCKIN LAZY! & KANT GO GET DER ON VEGGIES & FRUITS FRM DA FIELDS KUS WAT DER FUCKIN LAZY! KANT COOK DEMSELVES SUMTHIN GEWD TO EAT KUS WAT DEY KANT COOK BITCH!!

[CaptainTripps2010]

@jasminelove1234 You stpid spick cunt, if I meet you I would blow your ugly lice ridden cunt head off. I dont have to respect any illegal peace of garbage you teenage cunt with 3 kids.

[CaptainTripps2010]

@jasminelove1234 You think you might learn to spell someday you illiterate cockroach cunt, I mean us legal American taxpayers pay enough to educate you bum illegal bastards. I will never respect any bastard here illegally.

[LucaviAD]

@CaptainTripps2010

Amen to that!

[amcent2]

@jasminelove1234 GO TO HELL YOU FILTHY SPIC BITCH AND TAKE ALL YOUR SPIC AMIGOS WITH YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF AMERICA YOU BITCH

[Metallicat100]

@jasminelove1234 Oh yes and I'm sure YOU have worked in the fields, right bitch? Give me a break! PS Stay in school mmk?? You come across as an unintelligent moron. O and by the way I don't know ONE person who hires a dirty illegal to drive them anywhere! What fucking planet you living on you goddam RACIST liar?

[instantword]

One can only dream. Deportation is a romantic word, really sexy. Get's a lot of citizens all warm and fuzzy. That day will come, I know it will.

[dodgerlove]

@instantword yeah right. get used to my people cuz they are staying. im not illegal but i would stand up for them any day. Might want to start finding a new word that gets you all warm and fuzzy.

[instantword]

@dodgerlove Many of you La Razaist will stick to Mexico and will fight against our citizens, that's no secret or news flash. So with that in mind traitors need to be shot, or hanged. It will probably come to that. Remember Mexico doesn't have a good track record on winning.

[dodgerlove]

@instantword "traitors need to be shot, or hanged"??? sounding alot more like Adolf Hitler than you do a true American citizen dont you think? And its ok my people dont have to win, there still here arent they?

[instantword]

@dodgerlove You open borders idiots are just so fixated on Hitler, yet idolize Hugo Chavez & love the corruption in Mexico. Gee who are "your people" the ones with the same color skin as you? That is a perfect definition of racist!!! My people are the US citizens who come in all skin colors, but they're legal citizens. Big difference. Yes the illegals are still here, standing in the welfare & food share lines while pregnant with their hands out for more free anything. That will stop soon.

[dodgerlove]

@instantword Your the idiot. no one ever said i supported Hugo Chavez. "My people" are obviously the 1's your trying to keep out of this "free" country. Racist is the person that is bringing color into this discussion. Your people derived from Illegals so whats the difference? Only that illegals dont have a piece of paper to show that they belong here?

[dodgerlove]

@instantword Your idea of all illegals is falsely embedded in your head. You make it seem like they come here to take all they can, when i reality they love this country as much as a citizen would.

[dodgerlove]

@instantword Your idea of all illegals is falsely embedded in your head. You make it seem like they come here to take all they can, when i reality they love this country as much as a citizen would.

[instantword]

@dodgerlove Wrong, you ask 10 illegals if the USA went to war with Mexico, who they would fight for & 9 out of 10 will tell you Mexico. I know because we've asked. Yes, we asked in Spanish, & the reply was they would fight for Mexico. Most of the anchor babies say they would fight on Mexico's side. This may come to a civil war & it won't be pretty. It will probably start at the border. But like I said Mexico doesn't have a very good record of winning wars. Cinco de Mayo was a rare occasion.

[dodgerlove]

@instantword oh and let me add.. being a traitor doesnt necessarily imply to me going against citizens. I would be more of a traitor if i went against my people.

[xxxxxxxpimptaddyone]

@instantword Mexico lost to Texas, and the United States. Just one of our states can beat them in a war. The are so pathetic they have a holiday for beating the French.....the french being the weak little surrender monkeys who eat cheese...Support Sb1070......Support America!

[xxxxxxpimptaddyone]

@dodgerlove illegals will be deported they are criminals

[seattle8686]

@xxxxxxpimptaddyone start with you

[batboy4321]

@xxxxxxpimptaddyone lol US was founded by illegal people taken from Native Americans.. now u say wer criminals cuz wer looking for a better life? well there are real criminals out there who commit even greater crimes and yet biatches like you think this way. US will use all their money to kick illegal out cuz its not just mexicans its any other country all over the world.. and yes i wish all my people "Illegal people" went back to their country.white=office jobs no hard work illegal=anything

[instantword]

@dodgerlove Your indigenous crap is really funny. If you Mestizos are so indigenous, go to the Indian Casinos & ask for your share of the money. The citizens of this country are fed up with your invader/parasite/leeches. "Your People" makes you about as racist as it comes. What you are are losers & poor losers at that. I'm not hiding from being deported, but "your people" sure are. When the freebees are all gone, they'll leave on their own, & that day is coming sooner by every continuing day.

[dodgerlove]

@instantword its pointless to argue with someone so ignorant. i said "your people" because i quoted you. keep throwing the racist card, but it has nothing to do with what were talking about. I find it funny that when you have nothing clever to say you settle on insults. Im done trying to have a conversation with someone so prejudice. I've heard all you have to say now your just repeating yourself. And by the way, Cinco de Mayo doesnt mean shit to Mexicans. Thats an American derived holiday.

[instantword]

@dodgerlove One for me, zero for you. Now go away with your tail between your legs just like they did when the illegals left Mexico.

[dodgerlove]

@instantword you didnt prove anything.. moron. Take that point of yours and shove it where the sun dont shine, and while your there look for your heart.