Brian Wilson and Chris Rose in "The Machine."

[MrLukesTube]

the machine is pat burrell

[gellycakes96]

lol i love this!!! the 2 people that pushed the "dislike" button thought it was the " dis i like" button haha :D yup thats what happened!

[vinceway88]

That was a delicious video.

[Explode36]

Apparently Rose wouldn't have a show without Weez

[37Jalapeno]

That is one of the most greatest things Ive seen. That was awesome I do not see how someone would not like this video or Brian Wilson. WOW!

[gforceyc]

he talks like zach galifanakis

[astiffguys69]

CHOLULA HOT SAUCE IS GODLY

[thug8200]

he is a goofball in the best way

[Golfshooter]

@thug8200 best pitch there is tbh: the split finger goofball

[WastedTitan]

that song that is played everytime the machine is referenced ruins the video, as well as your stupid subtitles... other than that it was good

[enexar04]

God that music was miserable.

[jonpaul70]

@enexar04 I like the music to Brian Wilson's life. It's rocking!

[Rayvyn007]

Damn, why would someone produce a video and record by pointing a camera at a TV screen? That is so lame, the sound is all screwed up. Get a video capture card and a computer geez. Seems like everyone now is doing this lame stuff.

[LevanEvan]

@Rayvyn007 He didn't record any of it; he used other people's videos and spliced them together. That is why the video is like that.

[jonpaul70]

@LevanEvan You seem to be a highly intelligent youtube viewer!

[jonpaul70]

@Rayvyn007 Huh?

[Rayvyn007]

@jonpaul70 I'm just commenting on the declining quality of video on Youtube. When it started the vast majority of stuff was put up via, captured video rather than video recorded from a TV screen. Now it seems Youtube is swamped with every one using the phone to record a TV screen and it really sucks. Sue me for liking quality. I saw a guy who put up a video and called it HQ and it was a phone recording a TV and it sounded and looked like crap.

[potatokarate]

LOLZ @ 3:42 and 4:42!!!

3:42 when he says DAMMIT!

and

4:42 when he says ur a foreign country!

brian wilson is the best!

[juilmuel224]

Very entertaining!!!!!!! (funny too!) Thanks

[BodyBuildME]

giants and brian wilson fans: FEAR THE BEARD BRACELETS/BANDS (similar to the livestrong bracelets) ARE HERE! Search "fear the beard band" on ebay!

[ITzBruJiN]

Brian Wilson is the epitome of Zach Galifinakis characters in real life

[elskeeper]

Actually he's right, Cholula is the best fuckin' hot sauce out there. GO GIANTS, YOU DID IT!!!!

[ridemotorcyclesin200]

the 90s did ruin everything

[awsomazn12345]

Brian Wilson is just fuckin awesome

[zasa88]

ur missing the part in jim rome about the machine

[jonpaul70]

@zasa88 I left that out intentionally. Thanks for the comment.

[MBizzel100]

its too easy for B weezzzy

[dpcoronado]

I had to watch that again. Love that music choice! Good job playing it at the beginning when Wilson mentions the machine, and tying it in when the machine appears. This kills me, good editing!!

[jonpaul70]

@dpcoronado Thanks! Glad you enjoyed!

[dpcoronado]

Man I wanna drink with Brian Wilson. Haha "You're a foreign country!"

This guy kills me, I knew he was weird, but man, he's crossed over from "weird" to "drinking buddy".

GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MDSRockets]

MAN Chris Rose is a loser. He pretty much gets paid to make Brian Wilson look cool at his own expense.

[lalabear18]

YOU'RE A FOREIGN COUNTRY

[Nssjxchamaco]

Chris Rose is dreadful. what is Fox doing putting this dork on during the playoffs, come to think of it Fox needs to serious with baseball. Congrats to the Giants.

[naileyq]

Just heard an interview on KNBR and Giants GM revealed that it indeed the left fielder.......you do the math!!!!!!

[psychokitty415]

I LOVE BRIAN WILSON!!!! Best closer in the business, and now part of the World Series Champion SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS!!!!

[psychokitty415]

I LOVE BRIAN WILSON!!!! Best closer in the business, and now part of the World Series Champion SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS!!!!

[Vidabonds]

its hella funny how chris is all concerned about calls from peta and the machine walks on screen

[elvishskills]

"You're a foreign country!"

[2K4VENM]

"The Machine" was out in full force at the parade on Wednesday. He was being pushed around in a shopping cart by some black guy. Snapped a pic. LOL Classic! B. Weezy FTW!

[Carr80]

You forgot the ending to the Jim Rome interview (which was about a full week after the original appearance of the Machine) where Brian gets a phone call from The Machine and pulls his mask out of his back pocket. I think that video got bumped off of youtube which may be why you didn't include it. And then he made a remark about The Machine at the Parade on Wednesday.

[5fingerslap]

INCREDIBLE!!!! Hahahaha...the machine should have Made an appearance at the parade yesterday...

[bertlocs]

The parade was sick! Go Giants!

[justgraff95]

BLACK AND ORANGE TIL I DIE!!!!!

my list of people never to fuck with....

1.San Francisco Giants(Brian Wilson)

2.Chuck Norris

3.Guy from law abiding citezen

[bretrwk]

he's right about Cholula!

[fallingup90]

you're a foreign country!!

[berkeleyclimber]

Arnold Schwarzenegger at SF Giants parade: "I thought I was the only machine as the Terminator, but now you also have a Machine on your team. So congratulations to The Machine" F'ing hilarious.

[Nssjxchamaco]

@berkeleyclimber That was something else don't even think Arnold knew what 'The Machine' was about, and the boos he got, ROFL.

[erikhom]

Pat Burrell aka The Machine

[jabberwolf]

The machine is partying in SF right now because the Giants won the WORLD SERIES !!!!

[jonpaul70]

@jabberwolf WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!! WORLD CHAMPS!!

[jonpaul70]

@jonpaul70 WORLD CHAMPS!!!!

[grovyle97]

GIANTS JUST WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!!

[jonpaul70]

@grovyle97 WOOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!

[dex1lsp]

Chris Rose is an idiot.

[pribs2]

@dex1lsp Agreed, but the main thing is that Brian Wilson is THE MAN. The Man with the Machine.

[dex1lsp]

@pribs2 Hell yeah!! Go Giants!! This City is partying non-stop!! I haven't slept at all. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[spilleta]

If Bill Lee were dead, I would say this was his reincarnation. But I do have to say, Brian Wilson is one funny ass dude.

[big12jon]

Wilson is an idiot

[big12jon]

Wilson is an idiot.

[db30039]

I think the machine is Pat Burrell or Matt Downs

[lkuresa]

"The Machine" should be the clean up hitter this weekend in Texas haha sounds delicious! Great vid! GO GIANTS!!!

[big12jon]

@lkuresa Wilson and the Giants suck

[originalnab]

@big12jon

1. Wilson is the best closer in baseball, FACT.

2. Giants are 2 games away from being the 2010 world series champions, FACT.

3. Your a tool, again FACT.

[jouxpane]

@originalnab Big12Jon only wishes he were 12. Big12jon is really 10, FACT

[jonpaul70]

@originalnab Too funny!

[whotookmypiewtf]

@big12jon Giants suck? thats why there one win away from winning the world series

[lkuresa]

@big12jon well that idiot closed it out and the San Francisco Giants are World Series Champs...F A C T!!! you can pick up your jaw and "the machine" outfit on your way out!

[jouxpane]

The 90's did ruin everything.

[jonpaul70]

@jouxpane Um, yeah.

[amandamay321]

my dog's name is dubs too!!!

[crystalkuhns]

lmao he's hilarious

[PaulPaulmer]

The Machine is Pat Burrell.

[brabon1]

@PaulPaulmer dont think burrell is that crazy....but huff is

[pieho]

I enjoyed the video. I watched the whole thing and never got bored. Nice job.

[Fbgom7]

Wow ranger fan...if it takes a humorous video about our closer to make you feel good about the Rangers' chances...you must have not had much confidence in them to begin with.

[Muselaw]

100% HILARIOUS. TOTAL DAY BRIGHTENER.

[Tyharlem]

Best video in the history of videos!! B-Weez just instantly became my favorite baseball player ever.

[Loulousfo]

LMFAO!!! #3 Cholula hot sauce!!! That's classic

[yousunkmybattleship0]

hes big on covering all his bases huh? heh. may or may not know is his catch phrase maybe?

[inthecaddy]

While I am a Rangers fan. I do have to say that knowing your closer is into bondage with big scary men makes me feel confident about the series.

[Videodrome24]

This was great. Thanks for uploading. =]

[jonpaul70]

@Videodrome24 No Problem, thanks for watching!

[jonpaul70]

@Videodrome24 You are welcome!

[IvanShkeve]

Great compilation...I've been sending the link around whenever someone asks me about The Machine. Only thing missing is the Jim Rome interview.

[jonpaul70]

@IvanShkeve True, didn't have a good way to work in and make it flow... Thanks!

[modernricky]

The Machine is HOT. I wish he would come over for some sugar at my house.

[meyeryan]

I've become a Brian Wilson fan in the past few days and this only confirms it. hilarious!

[WilllieMaysHays]

the machine !! when i first heard him say that after they won the NLCS i thought of 8mm and i saw the mask on the rome interview

[grovyle97]

Great video!

[jonpaul70]

@grovyle97 Thanks man, appreciate it.

[stromboni17]

I have a new favorite baseball personality. Those announcers have no sense of humor and Brian Wilson certainly gets them flustered... awesome.

[CANYC15]

What about the Jim Rome interview?!

[jonpaul70]

@CANYC15 I didn't have a way to work it in and make it fit. It was funny, though, rocking that blower!

[Johann027]

Too funny. Now I can't help but wonder, does Brain Wilson really have a 188 IQ? When I first heard him say that I thought, too myself HA, HA funny guy, but the way he completely flusters Chris Rose(as if he knows the perfect buttons to push), well, I don't know, I can really see him as a crazy genius.

[planet3599]

thanks for putting it all together.

[jonpaul70]

@planet3599 No Problem!

[garylee333]

Awesome!!!

[inskribed]

Haha. Nice