You're wrong at 1:34. Simmons did NOT decide to take off his pants. Mikaela blackmailed him into doing it. Mikaela just happened to notice that he had Superman underwear. (Which was re-painted to say S7, and that was pretty funny.)
How the hell could you forget which Autobot peed on him? All 5 Autobots in that movie were clearly different in appearance AND attitude.
the only good thing about the movie was the forest fight..i have to admit...that was pritty epic....other then that i was DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPLY disapointed!
Transformers 2 was an awesome film! It deserves to be watched in the cinema.
Oh and the transformer who turned into a human is nothing new to transformers. Alice was based off pretenders from transformers Masterforce who had the ability to have robot and a human or monster mode.
Suck it up man. You are a superhero for god's sake. If Dragon Ball didn't scare you, this shouldn't have. I do agree with you about having them swear. That is wrong.
Well I can't really say/type too much since I haven't seen the movie yet. But like I typed earlier, I didn't really like the 1st movie. So I'll probably hate this 1.
1st, I haven't seen the new movie, and honestly I wasn't a big fan of the 1st. 2nd, you talk about the movie not having the theme song in it, then you don't even play the original theme? What the hell man? True, that version of the theme rocks but still. 3rd, you should've seen the "cover-up" coming from the scenes they showed during the ending credits of the 1st movie. 4th, would you say this is worse than Dragon Ball? 1 more thing, you cowering in the corner because of a movie? See comment 2.
As my final comment, I think that the movie was overall a lot of fun, but I agree with most of your criticisms.
With the next movie (I understand there's 2 or 3 more), I think they ought to pay attention to these criticisms you and others have voiced, but also keep things just as fun as they are right now.
Keep the fun, and pay attention to the fans. Is that possible? I agree though. The movie was definitely fun to watch. My only problem though was towards the end, it just drug on. I wanted to change the channel for pity sake! And it wasn't just Linkin Park. There was also a green day song from their new cd. That I rather liked. And maybe next time...less of the parents? I loved Simmons though, even when the scene in question burned my eyes. My poor virgin eyes.
I didn't even notice it was Linkin Park. XD Music never really sticks to me for some reason; I only get the emotion from it instead of listening to the lyrics. (If I don't know the song.)
Hahahaha, your poor poor eyes.
Thou hast rent mine crystalline virginity from mine once-innocent, now-ravaged eyes. How dare thee!!
lolz
Also, the Jewish shop made me laugh; but they had pork. That made no sense.
I agree with the criticism about lack of focus on the Transformers. (However, you gotta admit, the SPINE thing WAS awesome.)
The final fight scene WAS too short.
About the sets, that's something that they might've HAD to skip on a bit. The movies are insanely expensive as it is, especially with all the animation; they might not have been able to put thousands into EVERY scene.
You're wrong at 1:34. Simmons did NOT decide to take off his pants. Mikaela blackmailed him into doing it. Mikaela just happened to notice that he had Superman underwear. (Which was re-painted to say S7, and that was pretty funny.)
How the hell could you forget which Autobot peed on him? All 5 Autobots in that movie were clearly different in appearance AND attitude.
MstrTongueTied 7 months ago
the new transformers movies are just giant car ads.
zp6ri 1 year ago
This is a brilliant film, I saw it for free in HD at: viewfilmsfree (.) com
jefferysatterwhiteuj 2 years ago
transformers 2= lots of robots fighting and fireballs with no plot what so ever
thank you michael bay thank you very much for this contribution to american culture. no!
samyemma78 2 years ago
They should've ended the movie on "You got the Touch" to leave in a triumphant feeling. Not this depressing Emo Punk
RebelTaxi99 2 years ago
damn, that's a long rant...thanks for saving me 11 dollars :-)
my mom's upset that I/you ruined it for her though ^^
librabeauty23 2 years ago
agreed, This movie was about human formers, not Transformers. should be Transformers.
-Christ Bless
NinjaForeChrist 2 years ago
the only good thing about the movie was the forest fight..i have to admit...that was pritty epic....other then that i was DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPLY disapointed!
Dreamer305 2 years ago
the raz speaks the truth
beefking69er 2 years ago 3
epic stuff
118tariqkhan118 2 years ago
I will admit the movie did suck, but when Optimus was beating the crap out of the Decepticons was that not fucking awesome?
BrigaderSeth 2 years ago
Agreeed on all levels.
charizardag 2 years ago
Funniest review ever!
GlassesClub2 2 years ago
Transformers 2 was an awesome film! It deserves to be watched in the cinema.
Oh and the transformer who turned into a human is nothing new to transformers. Alice was based off pretenders from transformers Masterforce who had the ability to have robot and a human or monster mode.
DestronDecepticon23 2 years ago
Suck it up man. You are a superhero for god's sake. If Dragon Ball didn't scare you, this shouldn't have. I do agree with you about having them swear. That is wrong.
some1killmeplease 2 years ago
But I KNEW DragonBull would suck. I wasn't prepared for this. It was a terrible low blow that took us by surprise.
TheRazmereShow 2 years ago
Well I can't really say/type too much since I haven't seen the movie yet. But like I typed earlier, I didn't really like the 1st movie. So I'll probably hate this 1.
some1killmeplease 2 years ago
1st, I haven't seen the new movie, and honestly I wasn't a big fan of the 1st. 2nd, you talk about the movie not having the theme song in it, then you don't even play the original theme? What the hell man? True, that version of the theme rocks but still. 3rd, you should've seen the "cover-up" coming from the scenes they showed during the ending credits of the 1st movie. 4th, would you say this is worse than Dragon Ball? 1 more thing, you cowering in the corner because of a movie? See comment 2.
some1killmeplease 2 years ago
The hell did they do to the themesong?
laurariddle292 2 years ago
As my final comment, I think that the movie was overall a lot of fun, but I agree with most of your criticisms.
With the next movie (I understand there's 2 or 3 more), I think they ought to pay attention to these criticisms you and others have voiced, but also keep things just as fun as they are right now.
nire14 2 years ago
Keep the fun, and pay attention to the fans. Is that possible? I agree though. The movie was definitely fun to watch. My only problem though was towards the end, it just drug on. I wanted to change the channel for pity sake! And it wasn't just Linkin Park. There was also a green day song from their new cd. That I rather liked. And maybe next time...less of the parents? I loved Simmons though, even when the scene in question burned my eyes. My poor virgin eyes.
mage211 2 years ago
Fun+use criticisms well=epic pwnage.
It did kinda drag on.
I didn't even notice it was Linkin Park. XD Music never really sticks to me for some reason; I only get the emotion from it instead of listening to the lyrics. (If I don't know the song.)
Hahahaha, your poor poor eyes.
Thou hast rent mine crystalline virginity from mine once-innocent, now-ravaged eyes. How dare thee!!
lolz
Also, the Jewish shop made me laugh; but they had pork. That made no sense.
nire14 2 years ago
I agree with the criticism about lack of focus on the Transformers. (However, you gotta admit, the SPINE thing WAS awesome.)
The final fight scene WAS too short.
About the sets, that's something that they might've HAD to skip on a bit. The movies are insanely expensive as it is, especially with all the animation; they might not have been able to put thousands into EVERY scene.
nire14 2 years ago
Soooo, what if you got a free movie ticket voucher for donating blood at a movie theater? Would you still say catch it on tv?
'Cause honestly, I don't think the voucher acts as a form of giving the movie money, but I could be wrong.
SenSan 2 years ago
And thats why I won't go out to be disappointed by this movie.
cshawl25 2 years ago
This movie has seriously been overhyped. I hoped that it would at least be good...
Ha, the emo part is hilarious.
avaspongeriffic 2 years ago