Dildo on the news

[zzremington]

"Godzilla"!!

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

this is from some comedy movie right its too funny to real ..... or am living in a movie? than if so how am I ?

[gspendlove]

Anybody notice that if you squint hard, the "5" logo kinda looks like a cock n balls?

[guiltyhalo]

@gspendlove ehhehe

[MegaPetWorld]

I think cocain was in that box. and penis.

[jazden1]

surprised it wasn't black

[Zezman]

Did you notice his 70's porno mustache?

CoInciDenCe?

[geeoob]

That dudes holding it in his and and smirking. he did it on purpose.

[TheSickboy311]

that thing was huge!

[JMWilkes]

"44 lbs?? That's a lot of coke?  We're gonna need a bigger dildo!"...

[besorgesmir]

OMG, the BIG dildo was the killer! I need such a killer like that ...

[DanLazich]

They were ramming something...

And the door wasn't the only thing...

[johnerlive]

omg more like 44 pounds of dildo

[kalimaganeshshivan]

At the end the reporter said that they got their information from a "tip line", I guess that was it!

[DoktorStrangelove]

@kalimaganeshshivan The Just The Tip Line

[maxime3329]

Haha fail

[MMAGRL79]

THATS A BIGGIN!!!!! LMAO!!!

[SuperPapi228]

Thats fake, no Dildo that big comes in Caucasian

[benbirdy]

pwnd1

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

It comes with a surprise, internal bleeding.

[agsamosa]

sure would have liked this toy to my friend))))))

[Dwarf2009]

"they used a battering ram" YEA I CAN SEE!

[mashmiles]

that was the fucking one dildo to rule them all...

[brasteen1]

I think they forgot the battering ram so they used the dildo

[teamup2]

Ok what kind of girl (or guy) owns a dildo that big and why?

[sfakasswannabe]

If you look closely, you can see the guy with the box has his trollface on

[mfchimichanga]

Damn. Thats like hentai big.

[AlexJ1]

The timing was too perfect on this. Guy walks off screen just as the reported turns around.

[JugglerOfMusic]

They Need to find that cop and give him a reward. maybe tosh.0 will hunt his ass down. he was totally smiling.

[teamup2]

@JugglerOfMusic Yea this needs to be on tosh.0

[sanji323]

Keep pressing 5 xD

[thisisntagoodname]

Jesus Christ who needs a dildo that big? Whoever does must not be human. XD

[monkynutzuk]

THAT WASNT A BATTERING RAM! IT WAS THE MASSIVE FLOPPY DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrCrunkJoose]

I love the smirk on the guy's face while he walks out with a 14" dildo xD

[grandcarriage1]

ROARING WITH LAUGHTER!!! I love how it was nodding in the box...like yup, yup, yup.

[idigcars]

The dildo peers out the door first lol

[slinky64]

im still laughing half an hour later- hilarious

[1972njr]

Wow, first time I've seen a dildo carrying a dildo before. A little surprised he didn't need a couple of his dildo buddies to help him carry that thing.

[RysaKaye09]

that was what they knocked the door down with

[nxgBAD1964]

at first i thought that was real.

[eddycarlos1213]

I bet the cops were like ''dude i bet you wont come out with the huge dildo''

[rocnrollfool]

LOL That was one of the funniest clips I have seen in a while.

[MrChattyO]

Hope the guy who picked up that dildo was wearing gloves!!! Imagine where that thing might have been!!! I didn't know if a horse could take a dildo that big!!!

[TheFerruccio]

Lol, "battering ram" just a few seconds after the image of the dildo has settled itself into the heads of viewers.

[idk2say]

Lol i pissed myself watching this.

[peroquejartotio]

BANG!

[GangsterHutterite]

How the hell does that even fit?!

[soundificator]

@GangsterHutterite it comes out of the mouth again , so the bitch that gets it can satisfy another one while licking

[consegleo]

that dude was laughing so fuckin hard his moustache held back most of it lol

[fivedollerfootlong]

Drug dealers and their huge dildos... I bet the cop planted it or found it and deliberatley waited until he heard the reporter start to talk.. I'd do it.

[Scythe644]

..... HA!

[splattyfish]

Lol

[MrChattyO]

WTF? is that the biggest dildo in the world????

[irishmankentuckian]

@MrChattyO no, that's the battering ram he was talking about lol.

[Tolly7249]

*crossed legs* Ow ow ow ow OW. That thing is gonna HURT.

[penguindiverz]

i love how he turns around right after the dildo is off camera lol

[Criss666999]

So glad my name isn't DICK xD

[Shikazaku]

Dick in a box!

[LilPrecious98]

ಠ_ಠ

[wellstone1990]

The sad thing is that I live in Minnesota

[kingextreme98]

How the hell does a woman get that in XD

[super7fanboy]

@kingextreme98 in her vagina.... duh

[MiKikaIwaShizaru]

The cop is thinking, "this will make a perfect donut holder!".

[bushgg12]

The cop stealing a box full of non evidence including a massive dildo

[mrdivot22]

It must have fallen out during Courtney Love's last visit.

[FlipSide693]

Damn! They need the dildo for evidence? That's fucking hilarious. :D

[alienplanlife]

Gotta love how the officer carrying the dildo isn't wearing any gloves... Wonder if he liked it?

[nahbruhnah5]

hahahah wtf?!

[ptl71]

"They used a battering ram." You sure it wasn't the dildo?

[Everyman1337]

@ 0:15 LMAO I love how the cop makes sure the dildo comes out before he does.

[ASFALT21]

Poor reporter never saw it coming :D

[wonkabo]

now there's some hard hitting evidence...

[bobish101]

wait wait....why did the guy have to take a dildo with him AS EVIDENCE???

...hm...i think he is going to do some "testing" on the dildo himself

[mrmare90]

xDDDDDDDDDDD

[adismo22]

hero cop

[99rollingstones]

*walks out* news reporter: hes still in their

[whitewiccanwitch]

wow i want one just kidding  thats was brill thanks for the video xxxx

[xSSTWARx]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAH IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[johnoXdamage]

double-sided dildo?

[Haxorzero]

He had too do that on purpose xD Hes like making it stick out as far as possible and kind of supporting it. Lmao!

Kinda looks like hes smiling too.

[zeebra901]

Lol 0:15 Pause it there and make funny captions for it

[dtpc191991]

I love how hw news guy  starts talking about the battering ram just after the other guy took out the dildo.

[TheMASDrummer]

lol the guy carrying the dildo was embarrassed because that was hes dildo but he needed to carry the box so he put his dildo on top because he didnt have pockets

[iOnlyUseBigGuns]

Like right at 0:15 , if you pause, you just see the dildo poking out the door.

[luv2singmusicals]

lmao!!  I rewound it like 5 times...

[glidershower]

"...and deliver COCKaine.." hahahahaa

[mikeisaflaminhomo]

pretty funny even though its fake

[DieMotherFukker]

@mikeisaflaminhomo why the FUCK does everyone think that all unintentionally funny videos are fake, So fucking annoying.

[Luc4151]

no but WTF XD

[AlexiESP414]

Has anyone ever heard of the song "cigaro" by "System Of A Down"?......."My cock can walk right through the door!" xD

[ChristewieTV]

They must have been prepping for the donkey show

[xIJOS3RAMOSIx]

The Guy With The Box Did That On Purpose haha

[XxxMysticalxRosexxX]

whoa i feel bad for the next person that has to use that O_O

[okiley41]

i guess he didnt see that coming lol

[ZakTehRipper]

I love how it kinda peaks through. almost like it was making sure the coast was clear.

[June28July]

It would be funny if that thing jumped out and growled at the camera! Actually, that would be FUCKING SCARY!

[yurtaevi]

probably that thing was filled with cocaine, lol

[mikemikeyf]

Elephant dildo.

[Booyah129786]

I love how the policeman was smiling and how he just missed it.

[DmonkeyD1994]

cocaine isnt the only thing there's 44 pounds of

[ChanceReed]

HAAA, i wonder how a girl made it fit

[gocartjtms]

it looks like that guys was in a hurry to get out the door. not to be seen by the camera but to get it home. i mean seriously, the chances that would be a piece of evidence?????? REALLY?

[oneclowndown]

@gocartjtms must be speaking from experience, weirdo.

[BigMDS67]

LOLOLHAHAHAHA!!!

[Bromanship]

Lol that was amzing

[Gressklippern]

staged?

[RandomAccount360]

lolwut!!!!

[werty79ty1]

WAT THE F**k IT BIGGER THAT AN ELEPHANT

[ScRoTe1992]

i DID NOT give my concent to have this video of me put out on the HERE!!

id hate to mae all you othrs jealous.........

LOL

[MrAnthonyw1988]

thats funny, the dildo comes out first.

[295happy]

zomg that was a fucking elephant dick!!

[ralphhersheljunior]

OMG THAT WAS GIANT HAHA

[mgzasd]

Its Thor LMFAO!!!!!

[VanOostijen]

whoa... that dildo was hypnotic when it was swaying back-and-forth like that.

[hectichorse]

i garentee u that guy was waiting there for that news report to start to bring it out... lol

[wattever333]

@hectichorse yup. it really seemed planned.

[ytnate93]

What! Did this just happen!?!?

[AlexisCapri]

haha watch the guy smiling as he brings it out

[rural1]

u can see the guy with the dildo like... holy shit hahahahaha

[doitwithmalice]

yeah.

they used a battering ram alright...

[eat4peace]

massive lol

[Nazgul100]

and the reporter didnt notice xD

[back9a]

That was awesome! lol

[loveless249]

OMFG that ....THING was huge! O.O

im disturbed and histaracly laughing!

[maciejwrotek]

@loveless249 cocaine causes some pretty sexual demands then

[LuigiPwnage]

Lol! The way the dildo comes out the door first!

[rohasfin]

@LuigiPwnage It kinda peeks around the corner as the cop puts his hand back under the box. That's what makes it.

[thematthatter84]

@LuigiPwnage - yeah, like it's clearing the way or something lmfao (granted, i'd move... lol). and i love how he says "possess and deliver" right as the dildo is being walked across the screen lol (method of delivery? lol)

@wellstone1990 - ok, so is that a "normal" thing for minnesota, or is it as weird as it would be most other places? ("this" being "giant sex toys, partially concealed in boxes, escorted around" lol)

[Ghost0fFire]

I laughed so hard I threw up!

[Lanceisabeach]

OMG I pissed my pants

[csSpetzNaz]

omfg! thats hilarious! that guy did it o purpose! he wanted the camera to see that shit!

[99999HitMan99999]

That's a lot of coke too (44 pounds), someones gettin killed for that fuck up.

[99999HitMan99999]

Haha, the guy that came out with the dildo looks like he should be in porn with that moustache!

[tribby222]

FAIL BLOG

[gaskarthdreamer]

O_o

[OOsarovakOO]

AAAhahaha, hilarious! xD

[softbreeze81]

searching for evidence??? LMAO!!! I can't stop laughing, DAMN!!!

[Paul013065]

no way. that's hilarious

[imadey0utube]

But you never know if it was a gay guy..

[imadey0utube]

I wonder what horny bitch lived in that house.

[trivmoc]

LOL Monster dildo! That is great, he turns around right after it goes by too LOL

[Zeitgeist28]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH omg lol

[BootsyBrootal]

HAHAHAAHAHAAA

[teefreakinA]

ROFL

[CaveofTwoLovers]

lol "ill just sneak this into my van and have some fun tonight... no1 will ever see me. its the perfect crime" "OH shit! cameras. just pretend you're taking it for evidence... yeah!"

[icedragon295]

SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE

[Owned527]

lol

[Buddahtuitt]

dats fkin hilarious

[Wolvenfire86]

HOLY SHIT! That thing was huge!

[algernondragon]

PINGAS!!

[z0zay]

LOL

[chimteam]

That's no good!

[morto00x]

hahahahahahahaha

[darlene1302]

LMAO

[xjosedutanx09]

i dont get it

[my737sim]

@xjosedutanx09 When the cop walks out of the house there is a dildo bouncing in the box.

[FancyBookLearning]

holy shit dude

thats the suicide by dildo dudes house

[FlUdDeStRoYeR94]

Pause at 0:15!! LOL

[lauvamojada]

that was classic!! LOL

[drrojogochu]

Stumbled.

[dairylea666]

fuck you stumble!

[Quicci356]

the guy carrying the dildo seez tha camera n smiles. priceless

[matt123matt4]

stumbled here too stumble bar ftw

[Paulchac2]

I don't know who Stumble is but STUMBLE STUMBLE.

[rjjjkem]

stumble stumble stumble

I love SU

[monkeybike]

Stop saying Stumble!

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

stumble

[neven02]

stumbleee

[TheMetalHQ]

lol

lolololol stumbled this also :P