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  • I thought there was going to be more penis waggling.

  • Is it sad that... despite NEVER watching this clip before... I had a strong feeling it would be the works "IM NAKEEEED! HEHEHEHE!?!?!?!

  • I just fucking rofled so bad.

    IIIAAAM NAAAKED. AAAAHEHEHEHEHAAWWW.

  • am i the only one who laughed first time seeing this?

  • "John can give you cancer, and can turn into a car!"

  • in this film you will see both penis and boobs

  • "Thumbwars!!!!!" \w/ \w/

  • 842 fanboys got way too offended

  • @craigy461 Not offended, it just doesn't represent the movie at all.

  • @hellstar1221 no shit its a joke, did you expect watchmen to be summed up and represented in 5 seconds?

  • @craigy461 No, I expect the joke to be relevant to the whole movie when in fact its not. Calm down. :P

  • i disliked this vid in 5 seconde's

  • fuck now i have to ifnd what the Darklord0211 had said....

  • i lol'd

  • well the truth is in the scene where hes naked was the scene were he was haveing sex..and he was the only one around

  • Hate to say it, but I agree. Dr. Manhattan's nudity was a distraction...DAMMIT!

  • it's 8 seconds

  • Him forming in the world as the new being naked is a symbolism of his raw power and excellence. He's so powerful that the need of clothes and bodily functions are obsolete to him and therefor inferior for him to waste his time on. We would accomplish so much more in this life if we didn't always worry about what people think of us. Maybe just maybe he was trying to teach us all.

  • This video made me laugh at it rather than with it.

  • 309 idiots never watch this movie

  • What is this soundclip from? The Tex Avery show?

  • @RickLowerboy84 Thumb Wars.

  • @RickLowerboy84 it is from "thumb wars" which is a star wars parody movie made by steve odekerk, the guy who did "kung pao: enter the fist" with all the characters being people's thumbs with faces drawn on and clothes. when luke is in the fighter pilot bit from empire and talking to the other pilots on the radio, they yell incomprehensible trucker CB slang at him calling him "wild turkey" and telling him to "hang loose" and one of the pilots simply comments "I'M NAKED!" in this voice.

  • WANT TO FUCK THE BLUE MAN,VAGINA IS WET.

  • I giggled when Dr Manhatten went to war and he was a huge naked giant walking through a field of Asian dudes just melting them all, but they decided to put a huge blue speedo on him.

    I guess a 10 metre blue dick would have been seen as a little inappropriate.

  • @MundyArtStudio In the comic Dr. Manhattan also wore clothes during the Vietnam war (scene in the movie). As time went on he became less and less human, and more godlike, abandoning his inhibitions.

    Therefore his thoughts of the needs for clothes and the absurdity that a guy who is essentially God would wear them became apparent. He just simply stopped wearing them.

  • hey that was actually better then the original shit movie!

  • @TrueHeart1989 I couldn't agree more, LOL. This movie did nothing new for cinema that hadn't been done before nor was it exciting or fun.

    Just dull and not true to the already shitty comic book.

  • I hear they're making a sequel to Giant Blue Penis.

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  • Sorry, everyone! I laughed. :(

  • XD

    

  • Filed for Abuse of Fire or Explosives

  • his watching you in your bathroom...

  • that movie was just bad

    i thumbs up for explaining what it was all about

  • @AuroraGuiniverePrice

    The movie wasn't bad

    It's just the mainstream audiences who expected this to be another happy-go-lucky super hero movie for the whole family about a bunch of colorful, wise-cracking super heroes fighting 1 madman bent on world domination ("WU-HAHAHAHA!")

    But i think Inception is a ridiculously overrated movie, so i guess it's all a matter of taste (make dreams look as real as possible, or the dreamer will suspect he is being robbed of his ideas; come on, Nolan...)

  • I expected to find Inception overrated but besides the troubling opening, I had absolutely NOTHING wrong with that movie. I think it's near perfect.

    Now, if you watch films like The Dark Knight, 300, AVATAR or Watchmen then, yes, we have a problem because every other moviegoer (who hasn't seen many moves to begin with) seems to think they're the most inventive, spellbinding films of all time when they have plenty of scenes that could've easily been trimmed down and don't beg to be rewatched.

  • @WatchMyAwesomeVideos I agree mostly with your post but I have to say I really loved the dark knight. Seen it 5 times and its on my Ipod. Now, to each his own, but before you go hating on something realize that people have different opinions and many people aren't going to appreciate your hate. Sometimes its better to keep your thoughts to yourself.

  • @shadowdragonXXXXXXX This is very true but I'm speaking for everyone's best interest and that is that everyone's opinions nowadays seem to just rupture like a hurricane and before you know it, people are just hurting each other's feelings and it's just insane how humankind can be so abusive with words.

    I also like The Dark Knight and awarded it 8/10 Stars but was just showing how many viewers who haven't seen many films seem to praise it when there's arguably superior films.

  • Wait wait wait, he had his dick the whole time? 0_0 I never even noticed.

  • @chikenbak Me either. I don't know why it was such an importance either for some to point out. Even higher beings have cocks too; just that theirs glow and are sometimes not only too big, but too bright to see for some.

  • HAHA!  Dangly parts.

  • why all the hate to Americans? I love the movie and I am American. Did you all go into everyone who made bad comments accounts just to see if they were American? Would take a very long time to do so. So stop insulting the U.S. cause of one video. I loved the movie, and this video was slightly amusing. You don't like it, don't bring down your hate for another country just bring down your hate for the video.

  • I feel like someone just trolled me.

  • I expected a 5 second video of CGI blue dick. I got something worse than that. For shame.

  • I COULD NOT STAND THE BLUE GUYS (DR. MANHATTAN) VOICE IN THIS MOVIE!!

    IT WAS PISSING ME OFF EVERYTIME HE TALKED I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM!!

    lol no seriously though, his voice sounds like a 12 year old boy

  • If I had the power to control matter I would make my dongus huge too. I don't see the big deal

  • sucks

  • What's worse than making a big deal about penis? Making a big deal about making a big deal about penis.

  • 5 seconds made me laugh for about 10 minutes

  • wtf did i just watch

  • It's Funny how the title says 'WATCHMEN IN 5 SECONDS' Yet the video is 8 seconds long?

  • 262 idiots like that video.

  • @AnInviteToTheTruth And 23 missed.

  • @AnInviteToTheTruth Counted!

  • @AnInviteToTheTruth 321 already...

  • ha ha thumb wars. classic.

  • Whoever writes that these vids are not 5 seconds exactly is a total retard according to the retardometer.

  • I liked it :3

  • 485 people relised it was 8 seconds not 5

  • @fw3dric 521 people missed the point.

  • lol

  • When i ask people if they'v seen this they always reply, "blue penises?"

  • I was promised this movie in 5 seconds and it took 8...now I'm late for work.

  • where the hell is the 7th second??? R.I.P 7th second :D

  • Thumbs up if you knew that audio was from Thumb Wars.

  • Lmao why can't I stop cracking up?! Ohh that was funny.... And then lol someone commented "What did he say?" LMAO!!

  • i actually thought this was funny lol

  • wahhahahahha cool!

  • what did he say?

  • waste of time in 5 seconds...

  • i still don't know why this makes me laugh

  • The movie was great from my view seeing as how Ive never known about it or read the comics previously plus many more people will seek out the comics now like I am because of the movie, so you cant say it doesnt do any good.

  • Stupid film, good 4 sec

  • Aaannnd... NewYork,Moscow,Paris and a half dozen others were blown to smithereens

  • "OMG HERP DERP ITS 8 SECONDS OMFG UR SO DUMB"

  • lol I remember that from thumb wars

  • ummm...That was funny....I guess...

  • Erm NO thats not the point to the movie. They in fact butchered the graphic novel from which this movie was based off of and if you'd read it you'd see that theres a reason behind him being naked. John doesn't (or is extremely reluctant to) feel those human emotions we do such as shame or embarrassment thus he sees no point in clothing when theres nothing wrong with human anatomy. If you're a doctor you dont look at your job with patients and say "the point to my job is that i see naked people"

  • @plumppy

    Watch the director's cut, they took out a lot of extra scenes that explain stuff like that

  • Osterman watched Watchmen in 0.194 seconds.

  • 321 people have already seen enough blue paynis

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  • fuck you watchmen is awesome, go waatch eclipse and suck some fags nuts

  • have a sense of humour you assholes, i found this quite funny

  • I know the whole movie u were trying to find Mr Manhattans dick werent you?

  • This gets so annoying...people are ruining watchmen!!!

  • lold

  • am i the only one here who realized this audio is from "Thumb Wars" a parody of star wars where all the characters are replaced with thumbs and this scene is where they blow up the Death Star thing and theres this one random naked thumb in an x-wing. I know all this because i own them :D

  • Funny.

  • Yep. That about sums it up.

  • thats so shit

    yet o funny

  • BLUE PENIS

  • It's the laugh at the end that gets me

  • "IM NAKED!!!"

  • 242 people are not naked

  • Dr. Meathandle

  • this is the funniest thing i've seen in my life.

  • @Telephunk45 Then your life must have been either very short or very boring :P

  • i gotta say i laughed my ass off. shows my maturity level.

  • The first 3 seconds are for the title.

    The rest of the 5 seconds is the clip.

  • woo hoo good video good video

  • I´m Naked Muahahahaha, No u got an Underwear D:!!!

  • Thumb wars!!!!! :D

  • I'm Naked! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • thumb wars ftw

  • how would you know if thats even from that movie did you watch it?????? are you insane???? WTF

  • I asked my friend how the movie was.

    He replied "Blue Wang."

    I had no idea what he was talking about until I saw it D:

  • @Goldfishyy707 What?

  • hahaha

  • lol! i`m naked!

  • hahaha that was awesome!

  • Ladies and gentleman, we have a winner.

  • @colonelsanderson Correction, we have a wiener.

  • You're either too boring or too dumb

  • This is stupid

  • i want 8 seconds of my life back

  • cuz that can totally happen dumb twat...

  • That actually made me laugh...thanks!

  • OK...WTF did I just watch?

  • lol

  • WoW. Now that movie finaly makes sence!

  • Two thumbs waaaay up!

  • That answered all my questions! Thank you!

  • man what are peoples obession with penis? they have to be gay lol

  • what... the fuck... was that?!

  • lol, hilarious

  • absoulety brilliant !! xDDD

  • BRILLIENT!

  • Bwahahaha! Thumb wars.

  • LMFAO

  • hehehehehehehe

  • I think I've fallen in love.

  • omg epic! thumb wars!

  • and a 1 star rating for someone who doesn't appreciate great movies

  • I laurved the movie.

  • @colonelsanderson Sums up how much Dr. Manhattan owns. Nice video. I actually thumbed it up :D

  • @colonelsanderson Lol you mad?

  • @colonelsanderson Do'n't mind them. I LOVED the movie but I LOVED, and I simply LOVE the graphic novel even more. I suggest you read it if you haven't, it is absolutely amazing. Its better than I tohught it would be.

  • @Edzo004

    lol what an uppity faggot you must be to rate this down.

    Making fun of things you like is a test of one's own security with what they favor. If you can't laugh at the weaker points of what you love, then you're truthfully not appreciating it for all it's worth. You think people who make parodies of The Godfather hated the film?

  • @Vorscythe that was 10 months ago. dont be one of those people who comment on old ass comments

  • @Edzo004

    I agree

    I don't get why people are so distracted by something every male on the planet has, but they are probably all closet homosexuals.

    Dr. Manhattan's penis has been shown in the book since it came out in 1986.

    Now it's a great movie with a great story, and all they say is: "There is a penis in it! Hehe"

    And most of these people also appear to be americans. Are the US really that prudish?

    I guess they are, keeping the cataclysmic disaster with Janet Jackson's nipple in mind

  • @remc0s Your kind of a fag huh?

  • @vinceyoung7127

    Nah, i'm not a fag

    But the fact you post this comment means you are a narrow-minded, conservative American :)

    Dutch rule! :D

  • @remc0s Fuck off, nobody likes Dutch people.

  • @Parkerkun

    Everybody loves Dutch people, except lots of Americans who can't tell the difference between the Dutch and the Germans and think we are from the same country :D

  • @remc0s Well to most Americans there is USA, Europe, Africa and Asia. No such things as countries. And there are only 2 languages in the world: English and Spanish, which is why they use "Senor" and "Rapido" wherever they go.

  • @vinceyoung7127 you're*

  • @remc0s I enjoyed Watchmen very much. The story is excellent and so is the acting and visual effects. It's one of my favorite movies. Yet, I still laughed at the fact that it showed his penis. If you can't find humor in nudity, then I don't know what to say. That's like not finding the humor in intoxicated people.

  • @remc0s The fact is, we don't need someone giant blue dick in our faces while we try to watch a fucking movie.

  • @TheDarklord0211

    If that's ALL you noticed when viewing this movie, you probably are going to become gay in some way.

  • @remc0s

    Yeah, one of my favorite stories was of this one reviewer.

    He said he was a fan of the comic, then he saw the movie. He was displeased at the penis, and gave it a 3/10.

    Fan my as. Anyone who's read the book will know that he doesn't wear cloths because he has the knowledge to not give a fuck.

  • Someone loves them some blue penis on the screen!

  • @remc0s Yes we are. That nipple will haunt us for the rest of our days.

  • @remc0s lol I didnt even realize he has a penis why should you look there as a straight guy :D

  • @remc0s There is a penis in it! Hehe

  • @remc0s I'm sorry, did you expect a mature, well thought out summary from a five second video that was probably posted by a child?

  • @remc0s "Are the US really that prudish?"

    I don't know many other United States, but I'm pretty sure they're not all that prudish.

  • @Edzo004

    The movie was honestly, not that great.

  • @Ruethelis I wouldn't say it sucked either.

  • @Edzo004 buhhh....Watchmen? A great movie? no no, it was a great graphic novel but the movie wasnt even close to matching up to it. because it was directed by that Snyder ass that made 300.

  • @Edzo004 where's the great movie?

  • @Edzo004 Damn right bro. But watchmen is not one of great movies - it silly stupid and sux.

  • Dude this is my favorite movie but this is indeed epic 5 stars to you good sir.

  • lol

  • this video is 8 seconds dumbfuck

  • ZOMG Genius! U wonz teh internets!

  • The last three seconds are "The end", idiot.

  • Thank you for pointing that out to me. Now i can go on with my life knowing for sure that those 3 seconds werent an important part of the video, because i obviously couldnt figure that out for myself. God bless you.

  • Just happy to help another person in dire need.