Not Interested

[kkwawa1311]

holy fuck is it ba i want to call him OnO

[MoMoSerainaChan]

uuh, guys. How do you know he's talking to Feferi. That could be any other troll on the other side.

[ieetu898]

"would you like us to add you to our do not call list 'SIR'"?!?

gog i know trolls are bisexual but.... Eridan really? o-O!

[andytheshark]

@ieetu898 Wait, trolls are bi? o_o

[BrightheartxWarrior]

@andytheshark Yes, they are bi.

[ieetu898]

@andytheshark yep. it even be possible to have kids with the same "gender"

or like they have the same parts-ish but some trolls gets boobs?

i dunno, Huss has yet to clear anything up but i'm pretty sure its more like some trolls prefer a girl or a boy like how some people like skinny people or some people find green eyes attractive. That's how i kinda thought it worked.

[andytheshark]

@ieetu898 lol better ask Eridan for a hug XD

[girlfoxgirl]

This one was so funny. ^^ I loved it.

[sailormoon1013506]

sir?



[Charmychan823]

IM SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NADS! SWAG!

[goodfishie77]

Eridan just winked into a phonecall.

[Madvillane]

Damn right I can call you anytime.

[Sasorislovery]

alright, we all know that's Sollux on the other end 3:D

[Magitithefox]

From an hour watching this over and over...I realized Octo was in the back

[winxgirlalways]

I need that number.

[rhithenyancat]

on the other end: *Eridan's grandma* Eridan??? Wwhy are you callin me from work? Eridan do i havve to call your mother again? Eridan, look...i'm your GRANDMA. i'm not goin to fill buckets with you. *A little behind Eridan's granma* ArE wE gOnNa Do ThIs Or NoT? Yes, honey, i'll be there in a moment. Now Eridan hang up the phone. i'm...busy..*Click* GRANMA WAS THAT GAM?! COD YOU CAN NEVVER TRUST HIM AROUND YOUR GRANMAS. AN HOW COME GAM GETS SOME EVVEN FROM A GRANMA?! *guy next to Eridan* Bad day?

[PinkemenaDPie]

@rhithenyancat Trolls. Do not. Have grandparents.

[rhithenyancat]

@PinkemenaDPie ..............they might have had them a long time ago......you never know....*facepalm*

[CashemereLoco]

I'd take the deal

[DoomedTruth]

Other end of the phone: what the fuck eriidan why are you calliing me?

[shadowy15]

Sir?

[LetsPlaysFTW1]

OK, I made a typo when I made that post. Trolls aren't BISEXUAL, they're PANSEXUAL. and to the one guy who said gender doesn't exist... That was never stated... Anywhere... I think the Pansexuality thing came up on Hussie's formspring or something like that. But the gender doesn't exist thing was never said anywhere...

[TheMasterTelevision]

Of course Eridan would have a photo of himself on his desk.

[KoaryChan]

It took me awhile to realize what all the "Sir" fuss was about. Oh cod. lol Eridan is pansexual you guys. Not that big of a surprise.

[epsilon127]

DAT HUSSIE

[xxxian360xxx]

wwink

[FiddlerOfRhyme]

Why is he blushing pink if he's got purple blood?

[Uberriffic]

@FiddlerOfRhyme MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs, BrOtHeR.

mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS.

[sirawesoman]

Why does Hussie look like a monkey?

[Namitrix]

I love how he has a photo of himself. 

[NickVsTobin]

0:23 Octopimp's face. XD

[TheWeatherman100]

I feel sorry for Eridan, he's so pathetic it's adorable :3

[ShunXYou]

That is a premium deal.

[JustToCommentOnStuff]

I would like to get a call from Eridan :c

[TheCanadaKitty]

uHH, OKAY eRIDAN BUT i WOULD LIKE TO GET OFF THE PHONE NOW... uM IF THAT'S OK WITH YOU....

[mryoshi1221]

they got hussies lips perfectly. 

[kittyandstars777]

Hahaha...wait..to stop receivvin are calls sir..are calls sir. SIR.

[GumiTheCarrot]

Rejection

[TheVoicelessVocaloid]

I'll call you right now Eri!

[Dragonpsychologist]

I saw you Octopimp, 

[HoloWaveProductions]

Does andrew hussie have to broom a bitch?

[majorearthlover]

Look behind the dude with the broom.

[TheBurrowingHippo]

*wwink*

[killerfox13]

I've never been more afraid of Eridan than in this moment, right now. 

[WalrusofRetro]

Hussie Lips :(l)

[DiscoBear101]

omg... Eridan... please call me <3

[RetroLuv04]

dem lips... o^o

[KanaKemuri]

CALL ME ERIDAAAAN~ <3

[MiChanTheHopeful]

Wait.

...

SIR?!

[themattman9001]

0:25 Hi octo

[eeveetastic]

CalL ME EridaN!

[BlackNailPolishFreak]

"Sir."

[kanamelover1000]

Oh cods THIS is my patron troll...NO WONDER I CANT GET A DATE!!!!!!!!

[HipsterNagarski]

Did anyone else notice Octo in the background when the boss shows up with the broom?

[puppylover41925]

Thanks a lot eridan.

BECAUSE OF YOU

I say

havve.

because of YOU

I say lovve

my PS3 name is vvin.

THANKS A LOT ERIDAN

[SpyderSul]

'sir'

[billcosbyrulezzz9988]

Words cannot express how happy this made me. xD

[sparxery]

oh my gog, that's a nice representation of hussie XD

[superbananabandana]

Sometimes I wish I could switch patron trolls w/ my friend... but me and Tavros are to much alike and I'd kinda want him more as a patron troll then you Eridan! Cuz you got some desperateness problems....But that's what makes you freaking hilarious!!!!

[Demyxsbabe2]

@superbananabandana I have the same problem with my mom... my patron troll is Equius... my moms is Gamzee...

[superbananabandana]

@Demyxsbabe2 My bro's patron troll is Terezi (I think) and I think he's jealous of my dad and my sis cuz Gamzee is their patron troll! And Gamzee is his fave troll

[HaruTouga]

WAIT I SEEN THIS BEFORE. Is this like from spongebob or something?

[noodlesthebunny]

Im super duper interested eri .. Can you me my matesprit, hm? ;) ps: i found octopimp in the back ground .

[noodlesthebunny]

I found octopimp in the back ground

Ps: im super duper ubber interested eridan.... Oh yes... And would the deal include being my matespritttt ;-

[Wheeneshx3]

I would have accepted that offer. I'M interested, Eridaan~ ;o

[ThisisSigma200]

Dis video be slow.

*subscribes for no reason whatsoever*

[puppylover41925]

*watches video*

LOL eridan...

*video ends*

Hey i kinda want to wa-

*phone rings*

Huh? *checks caller ID*

*realizes its an 800 number*

CRAP

[sunsetlungs]

best eridan vvoice evver.

[AnIrishAmericanSky]

He definitely called Sollux o3o 

[MaleahRene]

ErIdAn HaS a PiCtUrE oF hImSeLf. -GaMzEe WaS hErE :o) hOnK hOnK!-

[trishaleo27]

I love Eridan's accent XD.

[Pinapple411]

Lol is Adrian bi or something! He's cute!:3

[Luffy0123456789]

LOL HE HAS A PICTURE OF HIMSELF ON THE DESK....Poor guy :,D

[GirlNamedMaddie]

Why does Eridan remind me of Squilliam Fancyson?

[sirawesoman]

why does hussie look like a monkey?

[1337CSS3]

He said "sir". He was talking to a dude. ._.

[imsostupidyay]

you and yer bad lips.i wanna poke em.

[Glitch500X]

Press 8, notice he's whispering to the wrong side.

YOURE WHOSPERING RONG!

[RealSolidSalamander]

I swear AH looks like a monkey at the end.

[ChromeMaquilover22]

@RealSolidSalamander that's because he is one

[nomukun1138]

Andrew Hussie has maxed his PULCHRITUDE stat by equipping the ICONIC VESTMENT OF SEPULCHRITUDE. He has matured a new PIMPTECH: lvl. 99 WHAM, BAM, RIGHT IN THE KISSER.

[pugarifficPichu101]

0:24

DAT OCTOPIMP

DAT ERIDAN

DEM HUSSIE LIPS

*explodes*

[Splashisacorn]

It just makes me wonder, whos on the end of that line?

[LetsPlaysFTW1]

@Splashisacorn Sollux.

[Splashisacorn]

@LetsPlaysFTW1 probably 38D

[LetsPlaysFTW1]

>People freaking out of Eridan saying, "Sir."

>All Trolls are Bi.

:/

[LetsPlaysFTW1]

@LetsPlaysFTW1 typo, meant Over not Of.

[SarahImmortal]

@LetsPlaysFTW1 Actually, not all trolls are bisexual. Kanaya is a lesbian.

[idle309]

@SarahImmortal Trolls don't have sexs so they can't be bisexual or lesbian.

[Imagistria]

@LetsPlaysFTW1 It's not even determined if Trolls have a gender...just their appearance, though their gentiles(sp?) are unknown...if they have any.

[AnimefreakyEli]

@LetsPlaysFTW1 really? :O

[alek21496]

@AnimefreakyEli True facts, homosexuality isn't even a thing for trolls.

[therandomexample]

@LetsPlaysFTW1 Or rather, gender doesn't exist..? Homestuck is, or rather I should hope it is, engendering that perception.

[TEREZl]

Not Today.. but Soon.. but i'm Not Interested!

[darkraichu55]

>"...sir..."

IFUCKINGKNEWIT.

[RozenStar]

wait. what? SIR?!

xD LOL

[destructiondragon360]

Eridan truly has redefined Forever Alone.

[romantistcaveman]

Hussies's like "yep, created a monster."

[1caligulasAquarium1]

he nevver called me back wwhat nonsense is that

[CannibalisticOreos]

eridan do you have a loving picture of yourself on your work desk.

[Lumachu]

ERIDAN CALL ME ANY TIME.

[kyleruleatpokemon]

I would do that

[Piriathy]

"ANYTIME"

H0ly shit, Eridan's THE PREDATOR!

[pollochido1]

sir? that means is a men?? .___.U

[Romzyx]

@pollochido1 Trolls can fill buckets with anyone.

[pollochido1]

@Romzyx LOL hahaha......NYE!

[TheScissorSalad]

Yeeeeah, If you could stop asking customers on dates...Yeah, that'd be greeeeeeat................

[tapixt]

hussie....

[glubbutts]

...SIR?

[zDodobird]

0:23 do i see... MEGA MILK?

I need a towl...

[nicoREAM]

We all know Sollux was on the other line ;D

[Yxiran]

OH MY GOD ERIDAN STOP CALLING ME

*shot*

[AsterismLunatic]

Eridan's face at 0:07 is SO CUTE

[doseusa]

The way Eridan has a photo of himself blowing a kiss on his desk

just wat.

[roryjamesoconnell]

Reasons why Octo left his old job

[HomeworkRoom]

@Trizikan: No matter what weird alternate universe you live in, if anyone makes workstuck, the cps will be on our asses in no time flat for having 13 year olds/ 6 sweep olds hard at work at Telemarketers R Us.

[HomeworkRoom]

@Trizikan: I don't care what crazy alternate universe you live in, we make wordstuck, the cps will be on our asses in no time flat for having 13 year olds/6 sweep olds workin' hard at telemarketers r us.

[majorearthlover]

Eridan has a picture of himself on his desk. Not surprising.

[Wilfrezsasha]

@majorearthlover Since no one else will take him :( If he gets a few good quadrants maybe he'd stop being such a pain in the ass all the time…

[AZNcelly]

octopimp.... I seeee yooouuuuuuu. >8D

[MiniMuffinWolf]

Wwink.

[ElderGrogh]

THIS has merit! Props, i wish my Animated show had your plays!

[DanceWormDance]

Being a telemarketer must be REAL fun :L Well, thanks for the 'Do Not Call List' tip you gave us on Tumblr too!.

[DanceWormDance]

Everyone flipping about sir, go get caught up in Homestuck. To trolls, there's no such thing as homo/bisexual, it's all the same.

[Izon22]

THOSE LIPS

[siscokidder]

...sir? man. eridan is DESPERATE!

[who149]

@siscokidder He flirts with every bi-pedal thing he can. I don't think this is a suprise.

Plus all trolls are bi-sexual

[paranoidude]

OH GAWD DAT HUSSIE!

[CrazyTheatreChick]

...did Eridan not notice that you have his hair Octo?

[MrSonichu]

Lol "WWINK!"

[MsPickyPrincess]

youtube search: USrFjIXiSbQ

[cheetahcub78]

Anyone else notice that he said 'sir'?

[MrKudo11]

i remember the lines woot

[elronman]

I wink whenever I'm on the phone, just to let the phone know that I'm onto it.

[MAGICXxXHAT]

lol the only picture eridan's got on his table is a picture of himself.

[MsInedible]

OH GOD HUSSIE'S LIPS I LOST IT PLEASE SAVE ME.

[StillNotLaughin]

I would've expected eridan to call a sex line lD

/flips a table at one of the commenrs usibg a team mongoose reference/ ALLDAY ERRYDAY

[Centaura]

Eridan...never stop.

[PickledCabages]

ERIDAN ANDREW HUSSIE AND OCTOPIMP ALL IN ONE ROOM? THE UNIVERSE CANNOT TAKE IT.

[darkdreamer871]

Hussie's Lips!!!

That is all.

[Trizikan]

workstuck. now. someone make it. MAKE IT HAPEN.

[sydthewhiz28]

Dem lips Hussie

[NeonHeartpenguin]

This will be the only telemarketer I'm not putting on my DO-NOT-CALL list.

glub glub

[antiquebakery95]

I was watching when you made this! ...wait that came out wrong...

[xAkiFails]

//goes off to call Eridan.

[ScarceTheHedgehog]

That Hussie looks so creepy.

Also, his Sepulchritude shirt rocks.

[AlicaSilverstorm]

O.o creepy

[Starrynightstar]

Yeah right after the whispering part you scared most of us to death by going OH HEY! XD!

[Deyanira42]

I--Is that Octo in the background (when Hussie's on screen) ?!! THIS!! XD

[animeenthusiest]

Best job ever.

[00GreyEyedGirl00]

DEM LIPS

[SooticaTheMushroom]

Aw, I'd call Eridan. HE'S SO SNUGGLEABLE. (Yes, that is a word.) <3

[SukaNekoto]

I'd call him all day erryday.

[fuzzywiskers]

Oh god yes. This is Amazing.

[MagicCat97]

did any one else notice the picture of Eridan on Eridan's desk? >3>

[AliTDV]

@MagicCat97 He lovves himself.

[TheXxxDUCKxxx]

That was wonderful. I loved it so much. <3

[Robro345]

I saw this on live stream

[pupz24]

that awkward moment when Eridan and OctoPimo work in the same building.

[jacksNpwns]

That's a troll face moment

[404joeygirl]

Eridan! OMG Can I hug you? You're so freakin adorable!!

[NataliePlz]

Octo why are you in the background? I thought you quit your job, bahahaha.

ERIDAN Y U SO VAIN.

[Tithenannis]

Oh, Eridan. ;D

[shadowdog25]

e_o i dont even..

[xXTsubakiChanXx]

LMFAO XD

[shrivak]

Dear god eridan, you're so creepy!



[arbitraryGamblignant]

HussieLipsPlz

[emochick10231]

did anyone see the livestream? i did



[4megatiger]

ten bucks says that may have been karkat

[DancingProduce]

Im sorry.... I raped the replay button.