Oh God I adore you. I wonder if it's true that you're coming back for South Pacific? I've heard that but I'm not too sure about it yet. Well, even if you're not coming back for South Pacific, I can't see you never coming back. You're the life of this show. You and our good old friend Russell Hantz, that is.
WHY does no one like this man?! He's so awesome! AND he's funny, which is cool. I like funny guys. The best thing about him though is his (and don't give me crap for saying this) elloquence. He can talk the moon out of the sky, yes, but you WANT to sit and listen to him! I can't wait for his jury speech. It's bound to be good, especially if Russell is in the finals. Go Coach!
Hey Coach, there goes your loyalty and integrity. Way to stick it in and break it off regarding Boston Rob. You totally fucked over your alliance. You are now Russell's puppet and you're gone next. Dragonslayer? Nope, more like a Cricketslayer. Write a piece of music about that, Douche Nozzle!
Coach is SO full of shit, his eyes MUST be brown! He's more of a Salamander Slayer than a Dragon Slayer. He's a big feeling, bullshit talking TOOL! He's still sulking because Jerri stopped flirting with him.
@jpad319 Especially since the jury begins with 12 players, which almost definitely means nine jurors and three finalists. And that means the jury is going to have an alternative to the deadly duo.
coach is a bitch, he is so full of himself he thinks he see's himself as a dragon slayer -.- and a holy,awesome,strong warrior and all that shit, and all he is, is a poor little girl that didnt get enough attention when he was young. they put him on this show just to make fun of him, and to have that one character that pisses off the whole world...
I HATED COACH in the season he was in. I found him incredibly annoying especially everytime he said "Dragon Slayer" and what not. When I found out they picked him as the top ten villains to come back I was like "YOU HAVE GOT TO KIDDING ME I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH HIM AGAIN" I really want him to be voted off...maybe he'll show redeeming qualities now that he is all goo-goo eyed over Jeri...
Benjamin and Jerri, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First come love, then come marriage, then come Colby (or Courtney or whomever) in the baby carriage!
It'll be fun to see how The Douche and The Dick (Hi, Russell!) interact with each other. If Russell was smart, he'd take Douche under his wing and blaze a path to the Final.
@jpad319 But the little troll isn't that smart. Remember, in his Samoa blog, The Douche said of The Dick, "Nobody likes you." And that was clearly putting it mildly.
Fasten your seatbelts, because tomorrow, the bumpy ride begins. And this contest promises to be a stinker.
WOW, PIECE OF SHIT LOOZER!!! HOPEFULLY LIKE THE 1st or 2nd voted off. HE'S A RETARDED DUMB ASS WHO DOESN'T BELONG BACK, HE belongs in a ficility. I HOPE RUSSEL KICKS HIS ASS!
Can't wait to see this season. Russel, Coach, Tyson wow bunch of losers, desperate to win but no talent just backstabbing everyone to get to the top, soooo pathetic.
This man is my hero. All the stuff he's been through! I can't imagine fighting savages in the Amazon and all that stuff. I'd probably be dead:/ So go Coach youre real life hero!!
RUSS?! Are you kidding me?! That dirty SOB isn't good enough to be on the same ISLAND as Coach! Sorry, but I REALLY don't like Russ. He ticked me off something fierce in his season.
Loved him in the last season. Still love him now. I hope he goes far enough to be on the jury again, even though Jeff doesn't think he can actually win. We'll see about that, I suppose.
Good to see he is making up some new bull. I hope he does it better than last season. He was not the best "dragon slayer"...last go around. He needs a new gig for us all to laugh at!!!!!
Actually Amber and Boston Rob win this season again. It's amazing that none of the cast except Boston Rob even know that Amber is playing the game until they are down to the final 3. Talk about flying under the radar, even CBS forgot to interview her!
there's no possible way to know who wins this season because probst announces the winner LIVE. so we won't actually know who wins until the day they film probst announcing the winner in front of the live studio audience.
Coach Brings entertainment he a funny dude and the reason i think hes a villian is cuz all those crazy stories he made up u know those stories wasent real lol
Uhh..he's the reason that season was interesting. You may not like him but to say he is boring is crazy. He's one of the greatest trolls this world has ever seen.
Oh God I adore you. I wonder if it's true that you're coming back for South Pacific? I've heard that but I'm not too sure about it yet. Well, even if you're not coming back for South Pacific, I can't see you never coming back. You're the life of this show. You and our good old friend Russell Hantz, that is.
Cereghini 5 months ago
4 dragon dislike this video
kenzune2350 7 months ago
dragonslayer
zimdelinvasor 9 months ago
Love the thumbnail of Coach describing his size.
HaloLvl43Legit 11 months ago
he took a shit on all the ponderosa episodes.boston rob would have been better a jury than him. such a shame.
wolfgar45 1 year ago
Coach: "I'm ready to trust no one and slay everyone."
Me: Uh, hmm. When you made your jury comments, you said that you trusted Parvati at one point. What does that tell you?
kurzendagamingwonder 1 year ago
"I'm still gonna play with honour and integrity..."
Erm, no. I think I realize why I couldn't stand him in Tocantins. His actions contradict his words. I mean, at least Russell admits he's a liar.
Fatcatnevercameback 1 year ago
I really didn't like Coach all that much, but you have to agree, if you're going to do Heroes Vs. Villains, you have to have Coach.
kurzendagamingwonder 1 year ago
He's like "I've got several tricks up my sleeve; I've got nicknames for people..."
He he, gotta love Coach.
StrongGaia 1 year ago
Coach is the best character ever to play the game. He should've won Fan Favorite.
Kallekulingftw 1 year ago
No stories this time :'(
emcee2456 1 year ago
Coachhhhh, you're still awesome. :)
scythe832 1 year ago
Coach seemed more sane this season
DallasSanDiego 1 year ago
I didn't like Coach on his season, but I think he wasn't too bad this season. I have more respect for him this season.
RubyEspeon07 1 year ago
WHY does no one like this man?! He's so awesome! AND he's funny, which is cool. I like funny guys. The best thing about him though is his (and don't give me crap for saying this) elloquence. He can talk the moon out of the sky, yes, but you WANT to sit and listen to him! I can't wait for his jury speech. It's bound to be good, especially if Russell is in the finals. Go Coach!
Cereghini 1 year ago
@Cereghini
YEAH!
finaly someone agrees
shadowgilgamesh 1 year ago
This guy has watched The Last Samurai WAY too many times.
mordred612 1 year ago
they really overdue it with the commencials cheeeez
Dorisequador 1 year ago
honestly, coach is a nice guy but quite irritable
xBlackPridex 1 year ago
lmao calm down
xTime2ownx 1 year ago
SMALL MAN I've heard enough bullshit flow from this guy to last a lifetime Boston Rob was shafted by the SMALL MAN
CNCWIZ1 1 year ago
Hey Coach, there goes your loyalty and integrity. Way to stick it in and break it off regarding Boston Rob. You totally fucked over your alliance. You are now Russell's puppet and you're gone next. Dragonslayer? Nope, more like a Cricketslayer. Write a piece of music about that, Douche Nozzle!
TIMOTHYSAARINEN 1 year ago
your next coach!
9th boot- 1st juror: Coach
10th boot- 2nd juror: Courtney
11th boot- 3rd juror: J.T.
12th boot- 4th juror: Amanda
13th boot- 5th juror: Candice
14th boot- 6th juror: Danielle
getdotaguy 1 year ago
He trusts no one.... but he bowed down to Russell.
But seriously, I think Coach seems like a genuine guy, I think he's on the wrong tribe.
foolio77 1 year ago
Coach is SO full of shit, his eyes MUST be brown! He's more of a Salamander Slayer than a Dragon Slayer. He's a big feeling, bullshit talking TOOL! He's still sulking because Jerri stopped flirting with him.
TIMOTHYSAARINEN 1 year ago
haha I adore coach coolest man ever jus inspirin haha and I LOVE the way he annoys people hahaha carry on "Dragon Slayer" Make us proudd !!
gerardway147 1 year ago
haha I adore coach coolest human being ever just inspiring haha and I LOVE how he annoys people hahaha carry on "Dragon Slayer" Make us proudd !
gerardway147 1 year ago
Since when do Dragonslayers cry like little girls?
TIMOTHYSAARINEN 1 year ago
@seanGthegodcharged51 I agree there, but someone's bound to wreck someone else's game in that pair just by making that alliance.
jpad319 1 year ago
@jpad319 Especially since the jury begins with 12 players, which almost definitely means nine jurors and three finalists. And that means the jury is going to have an alternative to the deadly duo.
AllRequired 1 year ago
Coach is awesome. Why all the hate? He's one of the most interesting people to play Survivor.
MultiKevbo 1 year ago
coach is a bitch, he is so full of himself he thinks he see's himself as a dragon slayer -.- and a holy,awesome,strong warrior and all that shit, and all he is, is a poor little girl that didnt get enough attention when he was young. they put him on this show just to make fun of him, and to have that one character that pisses off the whole world...
taytaygirl14 1 year ago
why'd you hate him guys? he is so interesting to watch? i just ask why?
elijahocampo 1 year ago
He's full of it, delusional, thinks he's King Arthur this season
snakey319 1 year ago
coach is such a tool, haha.
kevinmat 1 year ago
Am I the only one who loves Coach? I never watched his season but so far I love him
Azeriass 1 year ago
Coach is awesome!
zelstar20 1 year ago
The only one more full of shit than Coach is Russell.
TIMOTHYSAARINEN 1 year ago
Jerri and Coach flirt all the time they should just admit they like each other already
sArAhBeTh8637 1 year ago
he looks 376423764736 times less scary without facial hair
ElectrikkPaperClipxx 1 year ago
i think he looks younger and more handsome too haha
deansilverz 1 year ago
Coach suck ass
Erikloveyoukreepstal 1 year ago
how could you not laugh at this guy standing in front of you?
mordred612 1 year ago
I HATED COACH in the season he was in. I found him incredibly annoying especially everytime he said "Dragon Slayer" and what not. When I found out they picked him as the top ten villains to come back I was like "YOU HAVE GOT TO KIDDING ME I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH HIM AGAIN" I really want him to be voted off...maybe he'll show redeeming qualities now that he is all goo-goo eyed over Jeri...
SashGirl34 1 year ago
Coach owned Colby haha!!!
go Coach!! i hope you tyson and russell take it all the way
Karza00 1 year ago
I love Coach haha, too much hate for this man.
WillMillion15 1 year ago 12
Jerri bats her eyelashes at Coach and he turns into a giddy little schoolboy.
TIMOTHYSAARINEN 1 year ago
@TIMOTHYSAARINEN Oh, that Coach! Never knew he had it in him to love someone. ;)
jpad319 1 year ago
Benjamin and Jerri, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First come love, then come marriage, then come Colby (or Courtney or whomever) in the baby carriage!
AllRequired 1 year ago
Sadly, Jerri has dumped Coach, so now, we're treated to Russell and Parvati. Ugh!
jpad319 1 year ago
Oh, I wouldn't worry too much about that. You never know what's going to bring "exes" back together.
AllRequired 1 year ago
This guy is definitely crazy...I wonder what his psychiatric diagnosis is?
OriginalMissKitty 1 year ago
Id like to see him go far, just for the LULZ
colten5330 1 year ago
you finally have my respect
Dorisequador 1 year ago
dragon slayer :D i hope russel gets his ass kicked by anyone and then slained
tobikillseveryone 1 year ago
i didnt like him but i liked his season so hopefully he's turning it around and representing his season.
singersinger456 2 years ago
In a perfect world, Coach would be viewed as a hero and he would win... Is this a perfect world? We'll soon find out!
danieldedaldo 2 years ago
It'll be fun to see how The Douche and The Dick (Hi, Russell!) interact with each other. If Russell was smart, he'd take Douche under his wing and blaze a path to the Final.
jpad319 2 years ago
@jpad319 But the little troll isn't that smart. Remember, in his Samoa blog, The Douche said of The Dick, "Nobody likes you." And that was clearly putting it mildly.
Fasten your seatbelts, because tomorrow, the bumpy ride begins. And this contest promises to be a stinker.
AllRequired 1 year ago
OH SHIT RUSSEL DA DRAGON SLAYER?!
KingLazerman 2 years ago
WOW, PIECE OF SHIT LOOZER!!! HOPEFULLY LIKE THE 1st or 2nd voted off. HE'S A RETARDED DUMB ASS WHO DOESN'T BELONG BACK, HE belongs in a ficility. I HOPE RUSSEL KICKS HIS ASS!
TheDesolatedShadow 2 years ago
Russel does not n33d 2 kik dis n00bz arse, Coach can doo dat fine by himself >_>
KingLazerman 2 years ago
i hope russell will whoop parvati's ass. This is the third time she played and she even won the last time
twirltube 2 years ago
Can't wait to see this season. Russel, Coach, Tyson wow bunch of losers, desperate to win but no talent just backstabbing everyone to get to the top, soooo pathetic.
brotherjohn25 2 years ago
isnt that the point of survivor? outwit outplay outlast.. not friends friends friends
haydoswwehalo 1 year ago
This man is my hero. All the stuff he's been through! I can't imagine fighting savages in the Amazon and all that stuff. I'd probably be dead:/ So go Coach youre real life hero!!
danieldedaldo 2 years ago
COACH AND RUSSELL SURVIVAL DREAM TEAM
Badguy260 2 years ago 3
@Badguy260 I will laugh if Tyson joins in that group, HA! This certainly will be a great season!
Hydra12001 2 years ago
yeah i agree
Badguy260 2 years ago
hilarious bugger.. will prob be out within the first five tribal counsels..
LINVanilla 2 years ago
RUSS?! Are you kidding me?! That dirty SOB isn't good enough to be on the same ISLAND as Coach! Sorry, but I REALLY don't like Russ. He ticked me off something fierce in his season.
Cereghini 2 years ago
RUSSEL is AWESOME!
emcee2456 2 years ago
ugh coach......i hope Russell kicks his ass.
chrissyluvhorsey 2 years ago 2
Loved him in the last season. Still love him now. I hope he goes far enough to be on the jury again, even though Jeff doesn't think he can actually win. We'll see about that, I suppose.
Cereghini 2 years ago
fuck forced advertistment, 30 seconds on a 1:30 clip is just absurd
sn1pe352 2 years ago
Russell's Katrina disaster bullshits are far more convincing than his amazon story.. lol
aidan3306 2 years ago
Good to see he is making up some new bull. I hope he does it better than last season. He was not the best "dragon slayer"...last go around. He needs a new gig for us all to laugh at!!!!!
MakinYouBad 2 years ago
i wonder what his new death experiences are
ilovejoejonas04 2 years ago
Coach was one of the most entertaining characters ever on Survivor......
jmallton 2 years ago
THE DRAGON SLAYER IS BACK
Anime4Life35 2 years ago
The only reason why it will be good for Coach to be on this show, is his crazy ass stories. Lol.
DRAGON SLAYER!!!
kseniorita09 2 years ago 2
The dragon slayer! yeah!
ndonadio 2 years ago
jerri manthy is the dragon lol
Dakeeg101 2 years ago
teh dragon slayer return !
hentaiyarodes 2 years ago
So ugly.
davy308 2 years ago
He's gonna give nicknames to his tribemates again? Oh no! :P :P :P
Who's the dragon this time? ROFL
multitudal 2 years ago
would've liked to see coach and stephanie switch teams.
TGGamer 2 years ago
no hes evil plain old evil
kleven2 2 years ago
Coach is THE man!
MultipleScrotum 2 years ago
I agree. He DEFINITELY should be a hero.
MultipleScrotum 2 years ago
he is neither Hero nor Villian.. he just lives in his own world..
aidan3306 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
he is awesome. btw sandra wins this season, 2nd parv and russ 3rd
survivorfan1234 2 years ago
@survivorfan1234 no need you to tell me.. i kinda saw the placement list couple days ago.. ^^
aidan3306 2 years ago
Actually Amber and Boston Rob win this season again. It's amazing that none of the cast except Boston Rob even know that Amber is playing the game until they are down to the final 3. Talk about flying under the radar, even CBS forgot to interview her!
lChupacabra 2 years ago
shut the fuck up you idiot.
MultipleScrotum 2 years ago 2
what the fuck is ur problem
survivorfan1234 2 years ago
What the fuck do you THINK the problem is you fucking moron!?
Don't try and give spoilers for the season asshole! We don't want to know who wins before we see it.
MultipleScrotum 2 years ago
yes u fucking do everyone does, sandra wins
survivorfan1234 2 years ago
No I fucking don't you piece of shit. And no she doesn't
MultipleScrotum 2 years ago
yes she does win, sandra WINS
survivorfan1234 2 years ago
No, but YOU lose... at LIFE.
MultipleScrotum 2 years ago
there's no possible way to know who wins this season because probst announces the winner LIVE. so we won't actually know who wins until the day they film probst announcing the winner in front of the live studio audience.
DanceFavorites88 2 years ago
I could literally see Michael Scott saying these exact words on the Office.
cmalchik 2 years ago 2
Coach Brings entertainment he a funny dude and the reason i think hes a villian is cuz all those crazy stories he made up u know those stories wasent real lol
Buffalo11st 2 years ago
Love how we went from Friedrich Nietzsche to 300 within a year.
John162708 2 years ago
he is so full of it
zakarybase 2 years ago
oh god boring me already hope he goes soon pre-jury to
MrSirYuckYuck 2 years ago
Uhh..he's the reason that season was interesting. You may not like him but to say he is boring is crazy. He's one of the greatest trolls this world has ever seen.
lChupacabra 2 years ago 2
Really CBS?
Coach over Yao Man? ...
slyyo 2 years ago 3
How would Yau-Man be a villain?
NoMoreMrNiceGuyBitch 2 years ago 2
Yao Man is a good villain?
lChupacabra 2 years ago
i hate him
AliSurvivor 2 years ago
I love his antics! Hope he goes far!
magnumcyclonex 2 years ago 2