The Girl With The Yellow Stockings

[communistjesus]

Why get married??... Statistics show that nearly 50% of all new marriages in the USA end up in Divorce. Just look and Jon and Kate. If that "solid couple" could not keep their marriage together, what hope do the rest of us have??...So why risk losing half of your stuff, paying alimony plus child support until your kids turn 18 ?.. Keep it lose and fun..

[TheMcDunhill]

@communistjesus my mum and dad have been married for more than 30 years. what's your excuse?

[fujistar14]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Zachdudeio2]

That was fuck'n dumb. All I got is that the girl is an asshole.

[jembalang42]

this doesnt make any sense at all

[ollymaster1234]

seems like she wants him to be more assertive when he asks marry her or something,

she seems to like it when he takes initiative and is dominant

[deathbyballerinas]

@andrehippie12 for me it's not about her wanting to be a prize, it's completely the opposite it's about the uncertainty of their relationship and the beauty of the spontaneity in it.

[SKA92bitch]

I see nothing wrong in saying no to marriage. You have to be a strong willed woman to be able to voice that marriage isn't something you see or want for yourself.

[omgcowshaveudders]

@SKA92bitch Nothing wrong with saying no, but she's just being cruel to him, telling him to ask her again twice immediately after she rejected him, knowing she was only going to reject him again. She's just playing with him. She's not being strong-willed at all.

[ollymaster1234]

@SKA92bitch

but it is wrong to play with peoples emotions, which is exactly what she is doing

[LeHerpAndDerp]

smoking in the bed is decadential

[ollymaster1234]

@LeHerpAndDerp decandential is not a real word

[meanarchy1]

Bohemians are the best.

Occupy Valentine's Day!

[titozzzify]

hahaah..thats weird

[thecrazies9]

how did i get here???

[EmceeNobody]

Typical german film. Show lots of tits and nice legs and body and sixpack - but the story doesnt really develop. But there is no doubt the acting was very good.

[DaDonnoro]

@EmceeNobody Begin to read between the lines, dude. Gosh...

[EmceeNobody]

@DaDonnoro No, you read between the lines and tell me, if anything new happens after the first "no" :)

[EmceeNobody]

This movie doesn‘t make sense. The first No coulda be already the end of the film cos after that nothing new happens.

[lagsinner]

that dude had an amazing body. no homo tho

[2007Russdog]

I agree with that analysis. Girls always think they are the prize to be chased and won. Men (boys) are in trouble as soon as they fall for that nonsense

[shawnanana18]

I expected this to be a movie about a girl with yellow stockings who gets raped and then solves a crime.

[urbanarena]

Very good acting! Both of you. Congratulations!!!!

[SlowMoutionS]

378 went here for boobies

[TheAlphabetree]

last time i saw this there was a top comment saying: this guy has such a classical face. like, renaissance classic. OH GOD where is this epic comment gone??

[MrDeniedAccess]

why do you want that curly hair man

[matrixofdeath]

wtf !

[redrocksocks]

Okay, he's got great abs .

[sowhatifilikebears]

Um, abusive couple much?

[neferalys31]

i think that she is acting like that because she wanna be sure that he is able to fight for his love.

I mean everything is easy to get now...

Before, we used to deserve what we get...and to fight for it...men used to wait months before give up on someone...now if a woman say no or ask time...a month later he found an other girl he is in love with...

Yeah mariage is a gift, and you have to fight to deserve it...

[joncastro5]

@neferalys31 She wasn't asking him to fight for it. She obviously was just playing his emotions.

[SnowBloodAndEbony]

@neferalys31 I think so too. Look also how he treats her, and after each new episode of disucssion, she asks "ask me again". She doesnt want to satisfy her ego. She wants to demonstrate, dude. If you really do like me, treat me better, otherwise it will always be no. It doesnt matter if it is the woman or man in this case. It is about hwo he treats the realtionship. I mean, Look at the way he proposes. If oyu really care for that relationship you ask with more preparation.

[poisonedclaw]

@neferalys31 I partially agree with you, but in response to her asking for the second time for him to ask her to marry him, I wouldn't have asked, I personally would have said, " no, you turned down my proposal TWICE, now if you are interested, you ask ME to marry you, otherwise I'm no longer interested.", where as marriage is something that is gained too easily nowadays, the message I received was that she was cruelly rejecting him and only to do what Andrehippie12 said she was doing

[Jackwc3]

@neferalys31 So is proper grammar, apparently.

[neferalys31]

@Jackwc3 i'm french...try to speak as good as i speak in english but in french...and without any lesson and we'll speak about gramar hun

[Jackwc3]

@neferalys31 Tsk, j'ai grammaire parfait!

...k, je suis assez bon, mais je ne parle pas parfaitement...

But still, even if the grammar was flawless, I just find your comment to be pretty stupid, and stemming from obvious projections of your own romantic failures.

[neferalys31]

@Jackwc3 "j'ai UNE grammaire parfaitE"

Anyway thank for your useless opinion about my real life lol

If you could now stop trying to hurt people on what they say just because you dont have anything more intersting to say that could be nice :)

I said my point of view without insulting anyone...so perfect grammar or not...you can stay polite and respect people dont you?

Have fun in your life, smile and stop trying to destroy everyone..you'll see you may be happier

[Joryvon]

@neferalys31 Men also used to be able to beat their women too. ;D

[partonace]

@neferalys31 marriage is a gift - for the government.

[MrOpensaysme123]

when i heard, "nein" i thought of hitler going NEIN NEIN NEIN!

[hindusid1]

why did he just not go down on one knee and present the ring?

[looqmann1]

i got a boner watching this

[troddsy]

L'espace "expeditions et meteorites tombees.....oui,domain il sera robots en tant qu'etre humains....ne craignent pas mon amour....ne rendre visite a L'orangerie Par 12 L'heure...."

[HeartInArrest7]

We found love in a hopeless placeeeeee :D

[ZataMachi]

I don't get it

[Oneto5]

@ZataMachi When she said "ask me again," she didn't mean ask me again in a few seconds, she meant ask me again in a few months, or years or whatever. "Napolean laid siege to Moscow for many months." (Although Napolean failed in the end... hint hint)

[WeR163]

I came here because of the boobs.

[flyingtoothpaste]

always such a pitty when a pretty girl smokes...

[mayrooo1]

wtf

[seansmithsounds]

Heh. Almost all the words I learned in one month of being in Germany is in this video.

[zombieX111222333]

HEY! scroll up! you're missing it!

[LaJ126]

@zombieX111222333 well played

[Mettwurst1stGott]

much too german, for such an early morning, bah, now i have to watch some sitcom to wash this crap away.

[FelinePotato]

Heck, I'd be mad too if my boyfriend proposed by rattling a ring box at me like some sort of animal

[TheHauptsturmfuhrer]

Never marry a wimp;he'll never give you what you want;& he won't know what you need

Never give anything to a man who is indecisive,one who whispers,begs and pleads

Strong men seldom ask;and it's in the taking,that a women learns to feel her value's worth

Having acted,the strongman will be faithful,and give you all he will ever possess on earth

And you will never regret the strong hand,of the man who calls you wife

This will grown and make you time a pleasure -all the best days of your life

[MrDavidkmi]

@TheHauptsturmfuhrer u are a genius!!! i pray women will all take heed to these words of wisdom...

[WamblyWallaby]

@TheHauptsturmfuhrer I'm an indecisive wimp and i find your comment offensive.

[thelifeofgonzo]

Futureshorts has made so many good short films. So many that they just convinced me to waste 6 1/2 minutes of my life.

[XDakautskigirl]

Reminds me of me and my former bf... Haha if that chik is anything like me she wasnt waiting for him to ask if she wantd to marry her... She wanted for him to state that they were gonna get married... :) u gotta lov them sexy germans... XD

[PIYG13]

2:19 rape? im confused

[mydarlingholly]

versteh ich nicht :D

[AcousticOli]

How did I get here from watching a cover of Rope?

>_>

[WatchThatOrangeRoll]

Gosh he looks like someone that i use to know..

[blubai]

I guess no means yes and yes means...

[blubai]

Uhhh...What



[musicproducer16]

Why did it sound like he said "Shrimp" when he said "Bitch"? lol

[Mgis90]

@musicproducer16 thats the magic of deutsch :D

[TTMemo]

@musicproducer16 schlampe was the word

[musicproducer16]

@TTMemo Thanks, I didn't know what word he said. lol.

[hatethepolice12345]

maybe deep or just bullcrap pseudoart.. who knows

[ClvnRozz]

Ok if your gunna keep asking that guy to ask it again and again atleast keep a rape whistle with you

[Andrehippie12]

A woman who acts like a prize to be won, that's how she'll be treated. She wants him to keep asking to satisfy her ego, and when she finally says yes, these two will be miserable together - which is exactly what anyone this immature deserves getting married so foolishly.

[SlashVe]

@Andrehippie12 Oh relax, it's just a short film portraying the emotion. It's quite beautiful if you ask me.

[Oneto5]

@Andrehippie12 She's not acting like a prize to be won... she's just saying that it's too early to get married. She wants him to ask her again after a lot of time's passed so she can be sure of everything. The marriages that happen too early are the one's that end badly, not these ones.

[fancylong]

@Oneto5 Yes, because if he can't prove his devotion to her now, when they're young and in that rush of love, where will he be when the baby is up all night with a fever? Or teething? It's important to find out now, than later.

[KOjukhov]

@Andrehippie12 kinda mean but truth!

[betwuxt]

@Andrehippie12 yes, he shakes some hooks and the woman has to say "I'm yours for the rest of my life for that". Only men play ego games, women play intinct games .

[rltw04]

@Andrehippie12 Wish I had read your comment 5 years ago

[MrSaad1932]

I really don't see the point of this video... I'm guessing there is hidden meaning behind it all.

[xrockmusicloverx]

he is sexy i think!

[nikorudied]

@xrockmusicloverx agreed. but the issue is--- can he put a li'l effort in that proposal?!

[eyeLuvTheOutsiders]

ok i'm sorry but

1) he's ugly

2) he keeps trying to rape her even when she says "no" (4:16 and 2:21)

3) im only 16 and i think id cry to death if that's how i ended up being instead of going to college

[mang0mang0mang0]

@eyeLuvTheOutsiders she is not very good looking either: her face is all wrong. So perhaps they are right for each other and this is the point of the film

[hillywoodgirl12]

I don't understand it

[hellenicNS]

Turko-deutsch.

[fabledfighter1]

very well put together, the shots were very involving, the story was relayed clearly, and they gave us something to think about. 5/5 (for all those who dont realize, it would have ruined it if he had realized right away without suffering)

[XxRandomKnivesxX]

They look like they have problems...

[musicnoteXpressive]

So...... Was there any point to this that makes it entertaining? Because this was confusing and stupid.

[callerofmusic]

wrong time and place to ask? 

[MrAzuDaioh]

STRUMPF !!! Dominik avec un k !

[KesserCFC4eva]

No girl in real life has the quick wit to make such an analogy "Napoleon laid seige to Moscow for many months", and get such a message across like that. That's a genius hint to make.

[iDislikeNames]

@KesserCFC4eva plenty of girls have a quick wit like that....

[gabrielapaolapuche]

The dude is hot ;)

[CalabreseMPC]

If this is no longer a yes/no question then i'm giving up one life

[mhawkins7137]

Stupid question: wtf just happened?

[mhawkins7137]

Stupid question: wtf just happened?

[thientienca]

That's all?? (-_-#)

[iAmDirect]

brilliant

[fairfex]

He will take the ring to Mordor.

[AlexandraRlfp]

@fairfex hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a i love youuuuuuuuuu

[ChocolateflavoredBBG]

He is not asking her right.. I would say No too! =)

[Josse702]

Shes dumb for being with him

[s3phone]

not germans, idiots...

[Shpanx95]

@s3phone they are.

[Rabenschrey89]

@s3phone of course german... Since Iam german, and speak german, I have to know what language it is :D

[banban60000]

@s3phone germans idiot

[Tolstoievsky]

germans...

[TubeofDestiny]

damn, so true !

[macnut68]

Bah never a good sign when a man asks and she says no. Usually means either she doesn't want to marry at all, or she simply doesn't want to marry HIM.

[Arimle78]

Nice one

[atheer2002]

i knew that Napoleon had something to do with her yellow stockings.. hh

[troddsy]

"touchez ma main maintenant" elle a dit "et le sans ma sincerite". mais c'etait trop tard hesiter lui-meme. elle a serre sa main et a senti la lumiere d'azzure blanche consternante qui a accompagne le voyage de temps psychique. elle s'est effondre et s'est evanouie

[TVskalpel]

i dont get this funny shit

[holysxxtbatman]

She says "Napoleon laid siege to Moscow for many months." Perhaps it is an analogy. She means "Keep trying. One day you may be successful."

[IKnowStacysMom]

I'm pretty sure she just wanted him to get down on one knee and ask.

[KingArthurOZ]

that is one screwed up film...

[sarahhoward523]

Pretty sure at 2:45 in english I would have understood it as "fuck me now, man" with a Jamaican accent HA HA HA

[DivineAbility]

@sarahhoward523 lol exactly what it sounds like XD

[garciaalex41]

@sarahhoward523 Haaaaaaaa

[subtilreaction]

@sarahhoward523 LOL YOU WEREN'T KIDDIN'

[DamianSabre]

She has nice tits.

[SardonicFilms]

God these two are rough! I swear a few times he came across as more of a rapist then her boyfriend. then they have a fight? and then act as nothing happens? what the hell? Still its different and at the same time it is a good short film

[shl00909]

@SardonicFilms never been in a rough relationship? it's that sorta addictive passion which people get...well, addicted to. rarely healthy though

[vakho19]

an seiner stelle hätte ich sie mies verhauen

[Rabenschrey89]

@vakho19 Ich kann deinen Grundgedanken schon verstehen, aber die Tatsache dass er überhaupt Gewalt auf sie ausübt und ihr Verhalten ihm gegenüber, lässt mich vermuten, dass er sie schon zuvor geschlagen oder zumindest brutal angegangen ist. Und ihr spielchen ist eine Art um ihm zu zeigen, dass sie zwar schwächer als er ist, ihn aber trotzdem verletzen kann. Machtspiele...

[Rabenschrey89]

@vakho19 und im Übrigen. An der Stelle, wo er spürt, er wird verletzt - hätte er aufstehen und gehen sollen. Gewalt anzuwenden ist niemals richtig. Man ist für sich selbst verantwortlich; wenn er zulässt dass sie ihm schadet, muss er damit rechnen hinzufallen. Das widerrum erlaubt aber noch lange keine Gewalt am Gegenüber.

[tired2sleep]

0:48

[xuantuan58]

bitch! :))

[adamisasadam]

boringggg

[troddsy]

Les morts romantique toujours combattu avec une meilleure vision " qoutidien vous apprendre quelque chose de noveau" il declare. soudainement,notre doute a ete totalement efface et joie a ete restauree.....dans uns instant absolue.

Elle a adore lui........

[TheSteampug]

This is awesome. Heck, almost everything in "future shorts" is great material for film students, if not other audiovisual genres.

[troddsy]

le medium deverrouille consternant reve par la lumiere d'azzure blanche retentissante liberee et heureuse de noveau qu'ils etaient.....finalment....

[zombieX111222333]

damn. she's got good genes.

[mrtornadowarning]

That made no sense whatsoever

[catcoolishcat]

Troll girlfriend.

[JonnyDoLake]

Trolling hard!! :P

[nathanjc978]

Who else came for the chick ?

[KingLaKon]

Schlampe

[darknessofthetoshie]

She was a nazi.

[annaritana]

@darknessofthetoshie What the hell is wrong with you?! How can you say she is a nazi !? Is it because they are German? What is happening in your stupid head? ! These are actors! and not Nazis! That's one of the worst insults you can say! Get it in your little brain! and say it never again!

[trisky1234]

@annaritana haha yeah, that must have been the most stupid analysis I've ever seen.

[OrangeJuiceAndCake1]

i swear to god, at 2:46 it sounds like she says "fuck me snowman" LMAO

[RobyllPhotos]

@OrangeJuiceAndCake1 yes but she said "frag mich nochmal " :D

[thefrizzter]

Me through the whole thing...

'OH MY GOD, FUCKING MARRY HIM, HE'S GOREGOUS! MY GOD! YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!"

[amirafuentebella]

that's what short films are

[Finestizpro]

wasted 5min of my life

[carsmartz]

0:49 nipslip?

[mirchivikas88]

'the fuck was that?

[MissNoNameNoFace]

"Napoleon laid siege to Moscow for many months"

She wants persistence, and a better setting. She says "ask me again" but she means another time; a better time (moment) but also a later one to prove persistence and ultimately his worth and the worth of a stronger relationship they might forge.

Also the french suffered a harsh Russian winter from that retreat. Possibly hinting a warmth he might unlock/achieve if he stays and persists?

:) Anyway. I like this short a lot.

[iceflame5]

@MissNoNameNoFace I was completely confused....thanks for clarifying ^^

[iDislikeNames]

@MissNoNameNoFace I feel like there were ways she could have gotten that across without being cruel. She seemed to be tormenting him.

[SuperGiraffeElephant]

wtf... why would she marry him.... he was so adorable!!! o_o

[LeahKaiulani]

whaatttt? ._.''

anyone else extremely turned on by the part where theyre wrestling in bed?

[Frenzyfunky19]

came here to watch tits

[pizzasryummy]

i think she wanted him to be a bit more romantic with the proposal.... instead of just randomly showing her the ring while in bed.....

[SuperSgtdan]

i would have been fine with NO. haha

[freestyle14402000]

awKward!

[ATinyAdventure]

I love this short film, one of my favourites.

[tsSUn626]

??

[sergionj93]

I'll plow that bitch's twat

[KidClassic1]

@sergionj93 hahaaa right on brother