A few oxymorons

[barakameek]

its burns

[TheStigma]

WARNING - viewing more than aproximately 2 minutes 45 seconds of this video in a single sitting may induce brain cancer, continual headshaking and frequent arm spasms (typically of the face-to-palm variety). Loss of some or all faith in the human race is to be expected even in smaller dosages.

You have been warned...

[Danmill23]

@TheStigma lol. Stay strong man. Stay strong ...

[Jaybird196]

Dude, aliens don't need saving!

[SuperDESTROYER71]

Wonder why shock was looking up shit on atheism on conservapedia if he was such a fucking hardcore atheist? Fucking liar.

[renegade4dio]

ROTFL.... Especially "Did you know that you can't beget life from life?"

[Desertphile]

"Chemtrail." ROTFL!

[WeedGreenPowerRanger]

"Just because the bible doesn't say jesus had potty training..."

Jesus didn't have potty training. There were no potties 2000 years ago. You walked outside, and took a shit.

[Xisla]

Bizarre isn't it? Organized religion is made up of so many people like this, yet as a group they control a staggering amount of money and military firepower. You don't need foolproof components to make a impenetrable system; you need the human tendency to follow the arbitrary rules of self-appointed leaders, add a generous helping of equivocation and in-group LOVE! That may not be quite 99% of what you need but it is practically 100%.

[NeoDolph1n]

Truly an impressive collection

[DoctorPlausible]

Funny.

Though... that could be what an average human is like, couldn't it? Tragic, isn't it, but the average must fall somewhere.

[AtheistCitizen]

we listen to such drek because it is impossible to believe that it can exist without observing it.

[Atheistprimate]

Funny how many of them wear the rapist glasses.

[WeedGreenPowerRanger]

3:45 or so.... "God came here and nowhere else..."

How the fuck does he know that god didn't go anywhere else?

About 150+ Years ago it was standard practice to believe that there were other "worlds" and people that God had created, because

1) Thats what we found every time we got to a "New world". Other humans with different cultures.

2) If you didn't you were limiting God's creative potential.

[pamor25]

Gotta git me some of that so called empir-i-cal eve-dunce.

[TheAist]

wow lmfao freakin wow, that was a truly entertaining video.

[Wulfshade]

People are strange.

[lambchopxoxo]

watching this vid creates a trainwreck in my head. i cant look away. its fucking with me. thanks lmao

[TheRecoveringZombie]

So many facepalms. 

[TheRichDarkEarth]

Great compilation and perfect ending.

[bushonomics]

Thanks Danmill! Great clips you put together here :)

LMAO

[tersse]

no one would leavce all the mistakes in the bible, except the infalible god, that dont make no kind of sense,

[Domzdream]

If god did exist, he'd be embarrassed by his minions.

[Domzdream]

Idiots. The lot!

[lambchopxoxo]

lots of funny here. and i guess the statement at the end is the biggest oxymoron of all? in fact the whole of it made me laugh, but the end was like a punch in the gut.

[milkman5547]

Potty training before there where potties? 

[Atriviality]

I wonder what would happen if a creationist learned critical thinking skills...

[Danmill23]

@Atriviality We would all be in VERY deep shit.

[Atriviality]

@Danmill23

I guess it's fortunate then that critical thinking goes against their religion.

[cidvisions]

@Atriviality Easy. They'd stop being a creationist.

[defcore108]

The annotations on the Shock clip were hilarious! :-D

[dave28lax]

Oxy?

[Paxmax]

Jesus potty-training FTW!