Terrible Sequel Headaches (part 33/32)

[baconlabs]

"Michael! You've. Done it!"

Did the voice actress leave prematurely, forcing them to splice her voice clips?

Also I honestly have to wonder if the Darkseed producers actually had permission to use that Giger painting and animate it. The retsupuraers were right when they said Giger would be shamed by such a display.

[Julieinbloom]

So... Jack is the walrus?

[Steviedude12]

"If you don't believe me, just watch Fight Club"

[Urmean15]

YOU PROMISED ME!!!

DAWWWSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

[wellthatwasfunny]

RIP Shrimpbaby ;__;

[ivand1979]

Fascinating...the Ancestors have the ability to genetically engineer lifeforms that are impervious to any weapon we can field against them...but they were unable to install a circuit breaker on their spaceship.

*sigh* Dead To Ri...er, Darkseed 2.

[CMPinkiePie]

I wanna see Mike Dawson vs Crystal Boy.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

@CMPinkiePie Anything can beat Mike Dawson in a fight. Even Parrot Grass.

[RingLight1]

Somewhere in the dark world is a game called Lightseed 2 where you go around as a guy named Jack doing awesome things and winning the dark world ring toss with the smallest size ring possible.

But everyone there hates it.

[DSUYoshi987]

The Jack is a Spy!

[wooddabers]

I am Jack's loser alter-ego

[smpletan]

Is Mike Dawson's fighting stance based on Q from Street Fighter?

[Aginor27]

So what the fuck did the cross even do

[PickpocketSan]

I love how Mike just stares at the viewers after the Behemoth dies, like even he's surprised that he killed something.

[videogamenostalgia]

R.I.P. Mike Dawson

1965-1995

'eeeh, you're missed, pal...'

[meltdown4500]

Jack: I'm not the shape-shifter, Mikey Boy. *shifts shape seconds later*

[Tazzillekki1]

I love how towards the end, it became less of an LP of the game and more of a retsupurae of the longplay.

[PaintedBlackCloud]

jack killed mike dawson

he was the protagonist all along

[Neotails8762]

How do you think Mike performed at the spelling bees while at high school?

Eh, he misspelled.

[ChaladanX]

I dropped my stress ball! I DROPPED MY STRESS BALL!!!

[TheLastThingWeNeed]

I like to imagine that at 0:31, Diabetus drops to his knees and starts shaking his fists in the air.

[UltimaXG2]

OH GOD, NO. WHY IS THIS STILL GOING ON?

[SonicMonarchSSBB]

I am a shadow, the true self...

[ultimatehedgehog123]

@SonicMonarchSSBB

Unfortunately for Mike Dawson his Persona did not help him at all with the ring toss, or anything for that matter, infact his persona is just as useless as him.

[TheRetroman]

Holy shit. Shrimp Baby is Darkworld Magikarp.

[Dabutcha22]

Mike Dawson's programming class will make your head explode.

[Pooky1991]

This is so stupid. Worst execution of a story I've ever seen in a game. I'm gonna go back and watch the head explosion.

[blazingdude11]

Wow Mike dawson's Mortal kombat stance!

He always loses by the way.

[DontClickPrick]

Cliffhanger!!!

[catfishkng30]

MOAR!!!!

[JasperChalks]

Shite Club

[ChibiWaira]

10:29

K.O!

YOU WIN!

[SirTotallyAwesome]

Mike Dawson, did you kill- oh... um. I'll just ask someone else.

[MyFaceIsMadeOfSpoons]

...THAT was the Behemoth, seriously?

[bust2007]

Love watching mike get stabbed over, and over, and over again he's so weak.. Lol

[MaverickhunterXZero]

atleast Mike Dawson died at the end of the video. everybody wins!

[MellowMink]

The ending doesn't make any sense. If Jack is a split personality of Mike, then why is he still alive after he dies? If he's still alive, why can't the others still see him? If the Dark World isn't real, how do you explain the strange weapons and several deaths? Why does the sheriff outright ignore evidence pointing to other suspects? How come Jimmy is ignored despite obvious evidence and him pulling out a freaking gun? Why does none of the plot make any sense?

[Flokkerdude]

@MellowMink He mind murders him, dig? The character completely annihilates any presence of the "Mike dawson" in Mike Dawson, and makes him become "Jack".

[HybirdBlue]

@Flokkerdude If that's the case, the why did the sheriff confirm that Mike's dead and can't see Jack?

[rickhh1]

@MellowMink What on earth were they smoking when they wrote this game

[CutMan567]

@MellowMink Because the people who designed this game are rhesus monkeys.

[PickpocketSan]

Wait, so they got H.R. Gieger to make all the Dark World graphics and the shape shifter...YET for the grown up Shrimp Baby they instead chose to make a shitty 3D skull tapeworm with a buzzsaw glued to its head that fucking meows (and doesn't make a shitload of sense for Shrimp Baby to grow into on top of it all) instead of a really badass Gieger monster?

I don't know what's worse: the behemoth itself, or the fact that Mike Dawson killed it with such little effort.

[Kao108]

@PickpocketSan Thing is this: Giger didn't actually do any new art for Darkseed 2 (and even very few in darkseed 1), or very very little. He allowed the company to take existing art of his and splice it into the game. You can actually look up his paintings and see that the elements in it were transferred in darkseed 2.

Fun fact: The head of the keeper of the light comes from a giger's painting that actually depicts his past lover. Little did he know what it would become in the game :I

[PickpocketSan]

@Kao108 Wow, that's pretty...lazy. Then again, this is Darkseed we're talking about.

[creatorofGandP]

Wait how many extra lives did Mike had left? I wonder if DarkSeed 2 universal laws state when one dies they are sent to the underworld and must duck under a blood tray to come back, unless in the light world you go to the Overworld, jump over a blood bucket to come back? Still Mike has about 5 extra light world lives left to come back from the dead and bumble around some more.

[skullgr1d]

Anyone want to enroll in Mike Dawson's class with me?

[DMAN123223]

WHY WON'T IT END!?

[Princeps32]

Ok so who sent Mike the fucking carnival ticket at the beginning after he sees the keeper or whatever in the tv? If the sheriff sees Dawson dead with a knife in him where is the other personality THIS IS SO STUPID

[MysticShadow73]

I hope there isn't a part 34 because if the game ends with head explosion and Mike Dawson dying... Well, that's a masterpiece ending there. You just don't mess with masterpieces.

[BradShoemaker]

So, Mike Dawson actually would've been better off if he had just surrendered himself to the sheriff at the beginning.

Eh, he won't be missed, pal.

[TheRadicalOneNG]

@BradShoemaker The greatest moment of Mike Dawson's life was the end of it. Dude was better off dead.

[squirreldaman]

So....We killed ourself through trying to kill Jack, who was us. Fight Club, what was YOUR relationship with Rita?

[DD2225]

Bet you guys intentionally ended the video on Mike going down like that.

[pullahoko]

Go directly to Shrimp Baby.

Do not Pass Go.

Do not collect 200 dollars.

[WerewolfOfTheWater]

Yay Mike is dead.

[FoolishTyphron]

You changed the 'Unh' noise D:

[Paratroopa1]

Jack, did you kill Rita?

[EATshitanddrinkbleac]

this game is greater than 100% complete

[BagOfMagicFood]

@Evan121991 I had the same idea. Jack denies being the shape-shifter because he technically doesn't shape-shift into a normal-worlder; instead he hijacks the body of one and messes with people's perceptions. If the Keeper of the Scrolls was wrong about that, perhaps she also made a mistake with the pills, which didn't kill the embryo but only sent it into dormancy for a year, and now it serves the Ancients.

I guess in the next video we'll be seeing Embryo-Jack somehow making a clean getaway.

[harizotoh7]

@BagOfMagicFood I've seen the ending. The police ignore Jack because aparently they can't see him. Jack then escapes to the Dark world and then the credits.

The writer was influenced by Twin Peaks and wanted an ambiguous ending where either interpretation is valid. The same writer also wrote all the puzzles in the game, which is perplexing. Why have a clown you can't save?

[ElrondHubbard54]

So Jack is Mike's Dark World counterpart?

...in other words, he's better than Mike in every way, but he still sucks.

Yup.



[Reigam4]

DAWSOOOOON KOMBAAAAAT

[thebitkid]

I made Mike Dawson in Saints Row 3 it worked perfectly I can't wait to throw hookers across the street playing as gang leader and multi millionare, oh Saints Row 3 Mike Dawson isn't that cool.

[sygnus5]

Mike Dawson always remembers to just stick the tip in.

[dn3633]

No, I don't get it.

[lisledre]

8:38 LOOKIT THAT SUCKER BURN

[bust2007]

Wait.... What!??

[nyecorp]

Wait... what did Mrs Ramirez actually do in this story?

[sonicmonkey123]

@nyecorp She gave money to Jimmy and our hero took a picture of the transaction. Also, her house's dark world equivalent was the most important screen in the game.

[GuardingDarkness]

Oh, and here I thought you specifically were only counting to the big payoff last episode.

I mean, these last few videos don't really tie anything up, or finish any plot.

That last video explained everything.

[NelStone1]

Mike Dawson, you so cuh-razyyyy.

[MyChemicalBromance]

Terrible Sequel Headaches (part 1.03125)

[Venominous]

I now want to see Mike Dawson as a guest fighter in the next Tekken or Street Fighter game.

[WarioMario12345]

Please upload the last part. Please. There's no sense in saving it until tomorrow. :/

[MotokoStarwind]

@WarioMario12345 Just watch it on their website. They've uploaded the full thing like a week ago.

[Zknight7126]

Wait, what happens in this scene, Mike dies? I don't get this ending one bit.

[ZeroShift0]

it sounds like slowbeef moved their commentary track forward a bit.  im sure that i was able to hear mike dawson's battle cry on the blip version

[Cha1r]

.... Why did I watch this whole thing.

Please make it over.

[harizotoh7]

Jack confirmed for best character. 

[pullahoko]

@harizotoh7 I first read that as "Jack confirmed for breast cancer."

I need to go to fucking bed.

[Spirkiroid]

His name was Michael Dawson.

His name was Michael Dawson.

His name was Michael Dawson.

[CakeDispenser]

Someone make a tribute video about shrimp baby.

[pockypurse]

@CakeDispenser It should be set to The Turtles "Happy Together".

[pockypurse]

NO! ONE-WAY TRIP TO SHRIMP BABY! YOU PROMISED ME!

DAAAWSOOOOOON!!

[razor8191]

Even if Mike Dawson did save the world, no one would still like him.

[harizotoh7]

@razor8191 Except he didn't. He's just has schizophrenic delusions. He thinks of himself as a "nice guy", but he has a burning jealousy towards the women Rita had affairs with.

[grottypissedstained]

EXPLODE MY HEAD WILL

I'm gonna miss that Yoda voice.

[T00stoopid]

Hey wait if the shrimp baby is free doesn't that mean that he can get the clowns medicine in the real world

[JackIsASexyMf]

You guys totally didn't miss with this long play

[rule34win]

'Just letting the climax sink in...'

nice

[samvirus]

@Humangiant13

He you missed Paul!

[HumanGiant13]

9:57 Isn't "I am you,and you are me,and we are all together" some of the lyrics to "I am the Walrus"?

[hploveshack99]

Mike Dawson is in ovetime mode.

[ThatOneMinecrafter0]

I hate this long player for sucking at this game. Then I consider the possibility of the long player having a gun to his head. Poor long player.... I hope...

[dejablue88]

I love how Mike has no remorse about killing Paul.

[pkeefer24]

So.... if Mike was in love with the giant head, who was really Jack, who was really Mike, then...

[Darsular]

Thaaaat's pretty fucking stupid, Darkseed 2.

[InaudibleSlinky]

Now my good people time for a great philisophical debate over over weither the darkworld existed or not.

This is gonna be as as good as the immortal ''If you save-state can you ever truly die?''

[epickirby]

You know, even though I said this on their facebook, I'll think I'll say it again here.

I kinda wish in the ending of Darkseed 2, instead of the sheriff walking in, the ring toss guy walked in, then he punches Jack into a coma, and looks down at Mike's dead body. The ring toss guy realizes he's too late, and sheds a single tear, mourning over that one guy who really sucked at ring toss, he then throws a ring at Dawson's body, while muttering under his breath "Hey, you'll be missed pal..."

[vhulk501]

@epickirby Now it all makes sense. The ringtoss guy was the protagonist of the story. That's why we were so excited to see Mike Dawson do the ring toss every time, because we were seeing the main character.

[inferno232]

@epickirby Cut to him leaving the office, walking onto the street outside. As he lights a cigarette, he hears an odd sound from the gutter. He bends down, and, wrapped in the towel from Rita's room, lies an abandoned miniature Shrimp Baby. He takes the poor creature into his arms, looking to the sky, and vows to race it as his own, instilling into it the peaceful ways of the Carnie until, one day, it shall inherit the ancient knowledge of the Ring Toss.

[troysson81]

...What?

WHAT?

[SkuttieG]

Me and shrimp baby havin a good time

Gettin in trouble and explaining everything

We're gonna play in the mirror maze and have some fun

Beat shrimp baby and you've won!

Shrimp baby and meeeee

[TheLevoyboy]

Any ring held by Mike Dawson, regardless of size becomes the polar opposite of Odin's Gungnir, in that it has a 100% chance to miss whatever it is thown at.

[TheSBWproductions]

Why must the commentary be delayed in the best 2 parts!?!

[grindorblackout1986]

Crowning moment...are you guys tropers?

[Loof42]

@grindorblackout1986 Thankfully not. They're goons.

[MetalVikingGreg]

@grindorblackout1986 No, but are aware of the site. I think slowbeef even said "trope" in the Metroid Prime LP.

[grindorblackout1986]

@MetalVikingGreg I recall that one and there was another youtube retsupurae it was mentioned. The term "Trope" is used however outside of that site, has been for years.

[MetalVikingGreg]

@grindorblackout1986 Yeah I'm a aware of that. He also made an account to discuss something about LPs.

[13Thegamenerd]

Really, what the hell?

[bumperstick49]

That was the one thing i could expect is Mike Dawson's only friend being a figmant of his imagination haha

[gaminggoddess85]

Dat shrimp adult.

[TheTrueHaddock]

Jack, did you kill Mike?

Oh...

[boomerang342126]

MIKE DAWSON FIGHTING STANCE GO

[Stainbreak]

i like how the behemoth looks.

[DoctorKarnage]

@NostalgicSince2005

that explanation makes sense too,

But as I said, I doubt we will ever know what really happened with this story, its just too messed up.

[balwinder345]

Guys....what if ADVGames4Ever was so horrified by Darkseed 2.....that his psyche split into Slowbeef and Diabetus, for all these years...

Directed by David Lynch.

[Zaychavitch]

Wait, so if Jack is dark world Mike, then does that mean that Mike was the one with a stick up his ass the whole time?

[Emixsal]

love the ending

Mike Dawson fighting stance

*Drops Dead*

[MrIgotabadfeeling]

So basically Mike Dawson cut everyone's head off, and imagined the aliens and ancients

[mallpunk182]

Retsupruae should do a video about TheDarkSwampert

[CommanderElerium]

So wait, was Mike the shapeshifter all along?

Mike can enter into the light/dark worlds whenever he likes for brief periods, the intro dream, the ending where Jack says they're the same being, dark world mom being the same as the light world so his life was a dark world plant.

But yet even with this theory the ending still makes no effing sense. When you try and put it with Darkseed 1 the ending still makes no effing sense.

[Born2bwire]

@CommanderElerium This is more thought than I would ever like to expend upon this game but my guess is that everytime that Mike "entered the Dark World" he regressed into the Jack persona. It seems that the murders (in-game at least) only occurred while Mike was in the Dark World.

[EGRJ]

@Born2bwire Wow, it's like they actually thought the plot through.

No, wait, didn't Rita die before he rediscovered the DW?

[sleepykoinu]

@EGRJ Well, he WAS in that dark world dream thing..

[Goldbloodeddragon]

6:29

Was that Diabetus or Mike Dawson?

[AvengerStar5]

@Goldbloodeddragon Diabetus, Mike's "ugh" was more of a grunt.

[posthumanfetus]

I am Jack's pathetic alter ego.

[Aginor27]

I like how fucking Jolly the music is during the confrontation.

[pHr33kAcHu]

You cut out the best part of the ending! 0_0

[TheRadicalOneNG]

I knew this game would have a "No Mike, you are the demons" ending.

[ResidentVarmint]

"I am Jack's whiny persona..."

[sekretsu]

Also I'm surprised NOBODY saw Jack Shapeshift. He was fucking with Mike, attempting to get him to make the mistake of attacking.

SHEEEEESH

Or we could all pretend Darkseed 2 isn't canon. That would work better.

[DoctorKarnage]

@sekretsu

or, we could forget it exists entirely, :P

[sekretsu]

@DoctorKarnage I agree.

[sekretsu]

RIP Shrimp Baby.

[BigJuicyx3]

How is Jack still alive if he and Mike were the same... You know what, fuck it. It's not worth my time to think about this game.

[hkfreak]

My head will explode if you include a part 35/32.

[GenjiFirefly]

This video ends the way I've been hoping it would have.

Like verbatim!

[popsodarootbeers]

Way to end on a cliffhanger

[DoctorKarnage]

We will never know what was real in this game, and what was not, none of the theories I have heard thus far are watertight, even though I myself hinge more towards the dark world and everything being a figment of Dawson's mind. IMO, mike has schizophrenia, the gaps in his memories represent the time he took on Jack's personality, but jack is also his imaginary friend, in the ending, his Schizophrenia reaches its climax, and he is somehow able to kill himself.

[Reyson129]

Mike Dawson's sheer incompetence filtered through the fourth wall, and caused Slowbeef to count incorrectly. The one true explanation.

[PrickRolled]

This game is terrible but the long player is makinf it ten times worse by being a complete cunt.

[MrJoker773]

What kind of twisted alternate world is this where this video is part 33 of part 32?

[Kuronji]

And in the end shrimp baby opened a chain of seafood restaurants and ruled the world, thank you Mike Dawson, thank you for dooming us all!

[smpletan]

I'm sure if you just subtract the amount of time the longplayer took just standing there from the total time of gameplay, you'll probably cause the series to become 28 parts long.

[Ygdrasel]

SHRIMP BABY IS RUINED!

[paranoidude]

This explains everything.

*Head explodes*

[ValugaTheLord]

33/32??

*Head explodes*

[FourthDerivative]

For anyone who's thinking "Fight Club rip-off," I should point out that Fight Club (the novel) was first published in 1996, one year AFTER Darkseed 2. So if anything, Tyler Durden is a rip-off of Jack, not the other way around. And that should make all of you very depressed.

[MidgetDiesel]

@FourthDerivative Just like how Harry Potter of Harry Potter came after Harry Potter of the Troll series.

[MarioGalaxy243g5]

@FourthDerivative Well, we all know Darkseed 2 took a day and a half to make so if Fight Club took over a year to be written, than the character could be original.

[TheFatty2497]

@FourthDerivative I was thinking the same thing the other day.

[Invisibrah]

I can't wait for part 34/32!

[joelcll]

so... the alien baby is still in his head isn't it ¬¬

They forgot to solve that... again...

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

@joelcll They solved it at the end of the first game, remember?

[Kuronji]

@joelcll

Yeah, this long ass game didn't consist of any eggs in Mike's head, just severe depression, because he realized how much he sucks.

[lemonystuff]

Mike's only friend...

Was his imagination...

[MrGuyPwnsYou]

@lemonystuff Are you really SURPRISED that Mike Dawson had no real friends?

[FSinWCR]

@lemonystuff And even he wants to kill Mike.

[FSinWCR]

Thank you Jack.

[RedSHARK6]

Dear god, this longplayer must be some species of sloth. He wanders around the house with bread in his hand. Occasionally stopping to stand in his bathroom so his tiny brain can process that the toaster's in the kitchen. Which he will finally reach and use after 1 hour.

[CastlePokemetroid]

@RedSHARK6 That is one interesting prayer to God.

[RedSHARK6]

@CastlePokemetroid You're right, I've just realised that there is no god, because no divine being would create Mike Dawson.