Strongest Parachute Ever

[AdirtyGHETT0kid]

Liam Neeson > Chuck Norris

[vocablefour]

lol

[ninjafuse247]

wath a efff

[VladiSSius]

LOL the parachute counted as vehicle XD

[ncrmoonface39]

who's the singer..??

[OoMiikeyyoO]

Never knew chuck Norris can turn himself into a parachute

[monkeywhiskers420]

COD is gay as fuck and sooooooooooooooo many people have done that cheese thing before him like me

[ModernWarfareBlasted]

That engineer looked like Seananners, even after he got stabbed.

[DJxMaTTz]

Cod fag ;_;

[candyman3]

look into my eyes haha



[AlmightyDaygon]

that guy looked like seananners lol

[xxNoelNxx]

Guy- hey.! hey dude.!

Dude- what!?

Guy- KNIFE!

Dude-AHH

[EpikGamerProductions]

Victim: Please no... *does puppy eyes*

Knifer: I, I just can't...

Victim: Thank- *is stabbed*

Knifer: Feelings were off boy...

[GamerDude1256]

i find this hard to masterbate to. 0:54

[GamerDude1256]

@GamerDude1256 0:52

[3nc0unt3r]

atleast they dont have commando like mw3!!! yea dats rite mw3 does have commando even they dont have the perk they have it

[fgd49v2]

@3nc0unt3r what the hell are you talking about?

[3nc0unt3r]

@fgd49v2 ok in mw3 when u knife, it sometimes does commando, u understand now? u piece of shi

[fgd49v2]

@3nc0unt3r knife lung =/= commando its not even half the range commando has and it rarely does it so STFU

[3nc0unt3r]

@3nc0unt3r u stfu bitch, u would say its commando too if u get lunge not even 3 ft away in mw3 so go fuck urself dumbfuck

[shaunmakesvids1]

@3nc0unt3r are you dumb?

[3nc0unt3r]

@shaunmakesvids1 ok in mw3 when u knife, it sometimes does commando, u understand now? u piece of shit

[MrMagickoala]

Guy in first clip = Seananners

[TheOnlyzFrAzZ]

• Hey guys,

• Im your Average underrated 15 year old commentator/ Professional montage editor.

• Nothing to crazy. I think i have a lot of Potential in the YouTube community, but with 100 subs it’s hard to get noticed.

• So im not trying to spam these guys vids but if you would like to check out my channel, you won’t be let down.

• ♥Thanks:)

♥-Frazz

[BeeTeDubs]

@TheOnlyzFrAzZ stfu noob ur not gonna get noticed that way people like me are jut gonna go to ur channel to dislike ur vids how about u actually make good vids to get noticed like men thanks bye.

[Coddybear101]

@TheOnlyzFrAzZ ok i will... after this vid ;)

[chaquator]

@my @comment @is @fucking @blue. @Problem?

[theONLYdoinkle]

Am i the only one who thinks the first guy looked like seananners?

[TnT3Run]

Walking Dead Ad?, Gladly watch this for 30seconds before the actually video

[artymccool]

as soon as the music started playing, i laughed so hard!

[1xskaterguyx11]

don't mess with Airborne troopers! xD 

[TheChuy59]

look into my eyes and i will believe lol

[gmstanfield]

):14 Nicholas Cage wtf are you doing there!

[gmstanfield]

@gmstanfield whoops. 0:14

[RJzDogDottiepb]

Chuck Norris and his new chuck-o-pack

[360ninjascope]

@SuperRofltank I no right

[SuperRofltank]

The only part not funny in this video was the MW3 part.

[DarkNightTail99]

wait... i heard a certain name mentioned... CHUCK NORRIS!

[Tacobell5811]

THROW THE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheChickenjoe10]

@Tacobell5811 ASDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rahkshifan99]

Good to see another fan XD

[MrsLinnea92]

HAHAHHAAH Laughing my ass off when they paused and thesong came in! XD

[iWILFORDbrimley]

2bucks took care of his own top comment by bringing up chuck norris, nicely played

[iiReGx]

mental! :D

[DanIsAwesomeMood]

Chuck Norris Whats His Plane Back

[DanIsAwesomeMood]

Love Birds <3

[SkatePunk7]

anyone else get a turtle beach ad right as it says turtle beach?

[daRkjames99]

song is

Bryan Adams - (Everything I Do) I Do It For You

[daRkjames99]

only chuck norris makes vehicles looks like parachute

when the guy hits chuck norris it says vehicle destroyed.

[Ajiizleee]

My name is Troy Monoham, and im a Mormon...

[iMrKronic]

lol if i was flyin the heli, my reaction wouldve been more extreme. " WHAT THE FUCK ABORT"

[xMainTeX32]

0:40 that was some shit!

[RapzBeastKill]

ill vote for the fucker who admits 911 was an inside job

[brrrrr12]

@RapzBeastKill looks like i'm getting your vote

[garrethdavis]

@RapzBeastKill Good.

[LukasPeekas]

looks like seananners

[payback41]

0:45 to 0:50 Nasa wants their computer back

[iSquanky]

20 MINUTE AD????? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

[UnitedFacepalm]

the first vid is just priceless

[360ninjascope]

That parachute was funny

[Sumosak]

he looks like SEANANNERS holy fuck that resembles him so much

[jewalk2000]

its time to kill

[periplatipus]

omg i can watch the knifing clip like 1000 times and still laugh

[masterdannyboy1212]

...look into my eyes, oh how i just want to fucking kill you, look into my eyes..

[mohabwahby1]

look into my eyes

[OptimusJohn8a]

@mohabwahby1 O_O...i thnk i cant

[xOFxFILIPINO]

Oh Fifa how they add the realistic celebrations of soccer

[RyedaleAirsoft]

@xOFxFILIPINO Football...

[xOFxFILIPINO]

@RyedaleAirsoft no Futbol

[spikeman1221]

YEEAAAHH

[AirsoftCart]

I just made pie

[TheShitanator]

0:52

What!!!



[evilresidence4]

"my friend, jizzbag." lol

[IceBarragex]

Seananners? is that you?

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

i dont really like jizzbagg.. he is always commenting on his vids saying haha nice 500 likes?!?!?!?

[168Matches]

allready subbed but thanks for the reminder. :)

[DiNozzoNor]

0:14 hey SeaNanners!

[ShredderH]

I knew soccer was gay.

[LadyGamer1O1]

Lmao the knifing love moment had me in tears!

BTW I play for the love of gaming and I am looking to create a community of other like minded gamers. My new channel has old skool and modern games from wins to fails. I think I am being over looked because I am a girl, I am not asking u to sub I am asking you to give me a chance. If yr looking for a sex appeal bimbo that’s not me I actually play. My content is Adult! So if yr over 17 LET CURIOSITY WIN and just give it a quick click!

[modesource]

great now i have to find who @red1995j is

[choqueeterno2010]

god '-'

[PCProductionsHD]

Check out my channel



[idbhu44]

@PCProductionsHD pretty sweet vid. i got turned on by that song. now look at my channel

[XnTR1cNeoN7]

Lol I knew carrol was gay!

[yellowibex]

The content you showed from jizzbag is old stuff. Other people have already used the content and overused...

[unifish95]

song?

[UnitedFacepalm]

lol its like a why would you kill me? face

[mexacanassasign]

Look into my eyes

[cawesome88]

chuck norris dosent need a parachute

[themejestic]

lol jizzbag!

[x604FirstBloodx]

The Guy looked like seananners

[MrGordinnes]

0:27 His tag is error 113 lmfao

[chnaUe]

is it me or does the guy in the first clop look like seananners?

[BIGxBOSSxx1]

Was that Deff Leppard at the first clip?

[UnitedFacepalm]

@BIGxBOSSxx1 nup

[dib327]

lmfao at first clip

[xXStodoXx]

ahaha.

Check us out?

/xtorgamingx

[xResTriicTedx]

no, its not the parachute, its that damn russian havoc, its so hard to keep balanced and under control.....

[Asuperl33tninja]

SEANANNERS

[FraxxuR]

0:02 That's what she said!

[ImaIIVIIonster]

yeah

[ImaIIVIIonster]

@my @comment @is @blue lol if this works ill be soo happy :3

[Leo5rocks]

lol Very funny video.

[EddieDaOnly1]

Chuck Norris went sky diving without a parachute one day where he landed is now know as the Grand Canyon

[kryp10yt]

@EddieDaOnly1 No.



[Oaj09]

@EddieDaOnly1 i cant wait for chuck norris to die

[dotaistehshit]

@EddieDaOnly1 chuck norris is shit

[renatox2042]

@dotaistehshit No, he IS the shit.

[NarooluCA]

@EddieDaOnly1 cool story bro

[rerunrehak]

@EddieDaOnly1 ur chuck norris jokes r as old as ur mother

[heyj77]

@EddieDaOnly1 Hah, but Chuck Norris is fake! You see if he wasn't he would be slamming my head into my kebofjewkjfhjsFHL

[EddieDaOnly1]

@heyj77 LOL

[williamermac]

"Silver_GuyBR" BRAZIL! kkkk Nice mate! foda.

[firerydragonsteel]

in the first clip the guy used genjutsu

[red1995j]

Chick Norris doesn't play on the 360

[orangelion94]

@red1995j he plays on the PS4

[coolbo7963]

@red1995j But Chuck Norris does. :)

[NicoxPS3]

@orangelion94 me to

[grlevens]

@red1995j chuck norris plays. Period.

[kolinmartz]

that parachte thing happened except my jet got stuck in mid air 

[kabo123]

that parachute thing happened to me yesterday but instead of flipping my heli it exploded

[relentlessuk]

Lmfao ! @ 0:08

[HPzombies]

I've been subbed to jizzbaggs for a long time. He's pretty cool

[AkimboSliceNation]

I laughed so hard at the chuck Norris part!

[grlevens]

@AkimboSliceNation wat chuck norris part lol

[Cowsilencer08]

It even matched Seananners teeth perfectly amazing

[UvebeenTreyarched]

what's SEANANNERS?

[AnswerManofRome]

@UvebeenTreyarched Answer: I have a Boner

[MrJaggers1234]

@UvebeenTreyarched omg u dont know check out his channel NOW!

[Phriswithaph]

@UvebeenTreyarched a youtube commentator

[bryanflo4500]

@UvebeenTreyarched Bro', like, c'mon bro'bro'. You should at least know if you watch gameplays.

[tymillz102]

That parachute was made of adamantium.

[Davymandavy]

It's Seananners!!!!

[MikeSw3nz]

seannaners loool

[SaayWuuut]

WHAT THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[pegeze]

ofcourse its carrol...

btw to efry mancaster fan out there.... LIVERPOOL!!!!

[ALEX1997FTW]

OMG it's Seananners !!!!!

[Brycemoonney]

I am already subscribed to jizzbag

[xxJizzBAGGxx]

Remember to come check me out 00:35 - 00:55 <3

[UzzyCentral]

LMFAO ANDY CARROL!!

[i6mi6]

Is it real, or is it battlefield

[EvilScope]

The msr clip is staged

[SNabeel19]

Em... u can see that the jet hit it 

[saintanism]

Do they no longer teach reading comprehension in schools?

When someone says something is "more realistic", that does not mean they are saying it is COMPLETELY realistic.

[monkeyniko]

I love xxjizzbaggxx

[TrueSkyl1n3]

Yep... BF3 is SO realistic that flying vehicles can even crash into PARACHUTE STRINGS!!!

[BoboNL1]

CHEESE



[Awesamandes]

Wooo thumbs up for Bryan Adams!!!

[blackbrid1195]

Br? Mordekaiser es numero uno HUEHUEHUE

[Itachi4489]

Yeeeaaaah... Realistic...

[TheTrioUK]

lol i had the world of warcraft advert