Pyongyang Traffic Girls From The Sky

[xPWN74]

only in northkorea......... this is why south korea is soo much more technological.... north koreans think they are hightech by pushing a lady out of a airplane.

[koertje]

Traffic girls of North korea are the most defastating weapon . I would immediatly kneel down and surender. OMG I hope they come to save the world.

[divemasterjohn]

well done.

[gogomyego]

I bang her !

[005showme]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Major Sung Park is a Cutie!!!!

[2prize]

Fake translation

They are actually talking about umbrellas so the traffic girls dont get wet

[nugen010]

wtf that big umbrella will rip straight through by the freaking wind. wtf is this shit are u guys out of ur mind?? is this translation even real? hahaha

[JTMic]

Great video, thanks for sharing, however the fake translation was not funny at all.

What they were saying seemed scripted and rehearsed... but very entertaining. :)

[SoKoFLiKo11]

ΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΗΑhaha­hhahahahaha.......

( 81 dislikes = 81 Airborn Pyongyang Traffic Girls )

[omzaab]

Fake translation.

[CanadaDan7]

@omzaab Fake translation? False. This is totally real. This isn't satirical or in any way made in a comedic fashion. What I'm saying right now isn't mocking you in a sarcastic manner.

[DEDEPLDEDE]

wtf is that platforms from the sky ... omg traffic girls with magic shoes ...

[Toyman07]

Propaganda agents at work

[conn1385]

fake



[fvlr]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkk they just forgot to show it working...kkk

that is one of the funniest things i ever heard...e...like a cartoon....

but they have big unbrellas over there

[c0p13dn4m3]

Please, tell me this is a joke.

[rcarass1]

Dude... Is that 'Frosty the Snowman' at the start?!?! o_0''

[Manifesto345]

Hahaha "On my way to Airang practice." Only in North Korea.

[theguywithamac314]

wow i pity the north koreans....... thats just pathetic

[daniellandgrens]

-Im so excited so i think i need a ciggarette. Lol :-)

Had been convincing to show when they float from the sky and suddenly u see a truck put it to its spot instead ^_^

[David27Edwards]

wtf haha This country is doomed

[WDHellSOnLineKILLER]

:)

[dmitrivalencia]

uhm i am a little confused here, is the subtitle really accurate? or was this a joke about traffic platforms floating from the sky? are they really serious telling this to tv viewers?

[Ustasescu]

@dmitrivalencia

it's false...

[sogdi1]

This is a much better form of traffic control than lights when you think about it-it's intelligent lights

[TheRandomSweed]

Well i got a laugh out of it! This was funny! Do more!

[GeddyLeeYYZ]

This was hilarious! Just genius my friend, genius. 

[joebaz22]

I don't know why joebaz22 thinks his/her opinion is that important

My opinion is important CabhanListis, because I am a somebody

And as you admit, you are (just another nobody)

[harjoz]

Kowe kabeh diapusi wong Korea sebelah Lor.....

Hahahaha.....aku nganti ngekek.......edan yak'e terjun nganggo payung kaya ngene trus mudhune pas men neng prapatan ndalan.

[kzbxvz]

Not much traffic to control for the poor girl on the widest boulevards in the world.

[MsAllah666]

jeez if she wore more revealing Lots people in world would talk about pyongyang traffic beauties.. the way she's talking about peeing ..sounded like a baboon I know by NAME Zubin a.k.a supersufisaint (superstupidsaint) a fucipaki...who gets all excited to the point of ejaculation when he finds a single word that has been mispelled by me ...don't worry he will here... follows me like a pet

[backpackr]

Yeah it's fake..The Korean word for cigarette is Dahmbay..I didn't hear that word. Very humorous..

[Ri5004]

PROPAGANDA PROPAGANDA PROPAGANDA

[greenpenone]

Don't know about that thing floating down, where did they get the traffic from? Ship it in from all across North Korea? Even then it hardly seems like they need any communist Mary Poppins to stop any jams, does it?

[greenpenone]

The west is doomed! Might have been better of they just showed that woman major peeing herself with excitement as she touched down

[joebaz22]

This is really ignorant, if it was meant to be funny it's not. Put your time to better use than making idiotic nonsense such as this.

[PyongyangTrafficbots]

@joebaz22  I'm crushed. Absolutely crushed.

[joebaz22]

@PyongyangTrafficbots Hopefully not as crushed if one of these umbrella platforms landed on you But seriously it would have been more informative if we knew what the story was really about

North Korea being such an isolated country is hardly known so any information about their lifestyle is an asset

[johnmoreland]

@joebaz22 This is very funny, what is wrong with you? The are just traffic wardens, nothing to get serious about. Humor is important in life, and this is a good thing to laugh at.

[joebaz22]

@johnmoreland I understand the parody John, but like I already told the poster, North Korea is a very isolated country we hardly know anything about.

It would have been much more revealing to understand their true words to understand their mindset

They are after all nuclear capable now and have missiles

I could have done without the chuckles

[johnmoreland]

@joebaz22 Yes, the serious side of the N Korea situation is grave. Just look some of the testimonies of their concentration camp escapees such as the "Testimony of Ms. Soon Ok Lee" and we find a military attitude that I hope does not still exist there. Considering the armed force sizes of both the North and the South and the nuclear situation, a serious conflict will drag many other countries into it, namely Russia, China and USA just to start with. Not good.

[cali4nian]

@joebaz22 - LMAO!!! this sh*t is f*cking funny! :D dear fat ass leader is freaking smart pig :D

[KoranicToilet]

@joebaz22

Please give suggestion, Sensei.

[joebaz22]

@KoranicToilet As I have posted a few times before. Since North Korea is a closed country very little news comes out of there so we do not understand them or worse, misunderstand them. It would have been more informative to translate what they are really saying to understand their mindset.

Though I do give the poster credit for their sense of humor it would be more important to know how these people think

[KoranicToilet]

@joebaz22

I would like to have the correct translation for what they say as well, but this is a video to have some fun, I think it is not offensive at all.

To know what North Korean people think through state television would never be accurate, as everything is controlled and censored by the regime.

Thanks for replying.

[LordDavid04]

@joebaz22 Nonsense? What nonsense? If anything the traffic umbrellas themselves are nonsense. Many nations and cities which lack traffic lights have traffic officers directing traffic without the need for such umbrella stands, possibly working in shifts. We know that the intended idea is to keep the officers dry, especially in such a rainy city like Pyongyang, but officers can still work competently without the need of umbrellas. Or is the real fact that they're working alone all day?

[joebaz22]

@LordDavid04 The traffic umbrellas are nonsense? Why?

You yourself state other countries have traffic control people without umbrellas but does this make them more advanced?

Why must they stand in poring rain getting soaked? At least these ladies remain dry and you consider this nonsense?

It also helps from baking in the heat of the sun

If you think it is nonsense lord david go stand outside in the next big storm

It will probably not last an eight hour shift but you will get the point

[LordDavid04]

@joebaz22 No it doesn't make them more advanced.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that they're a pointless eyesore. People can still work fine without the need for such things. Could have used the concrete for something better.

[joebaz22]

@LordDavid04 You may be right, the concrete may have been put to better use

Kind of makes one think

If I were standing under the Eiffel Tower during a rainstorm I would still get drenched

So all of that steel could have been put to better use

Which under your logic would make it a pointless eyesore

I think I am starting to get it

[LordDavid04]

@joebaz22 The Eiffel Tower WAS an eyesore, when it was first built. These are not designed as monuments, just a needless addition to a simple thing. Something that would probably end up being replaced altogether by proper traffic lights.

Now the Paris Tour Montparnasse, that's an eyesore!

[joebaz22]

@LordDavid04 Ha Ha, you are right

I guess it all comes down to functionality

The North Korean babes are probably grateful they have their umbrellas and the traffic cops in other countries who do not have them probably wish they do

I imagine other countries may begin to employ these canopies when they come under pressure from their employees to keep them dry

This may be worth an investment in the North Korean company making them

[LordDavid04]

@joebaz22 I guess it all comes down to propaganda, and that such material used in making the umbrellas really could be served elsewhere. That being said, they will eventually be replaced by traffic lights for sure.

[Abena20]

Xenophobic Mary Poppins

[patrickplp07]

It's just a simple umbrella that can be also found at local Starbucks Shop. And the stupid thing is it was paradropped. If they'll say that in front of me, I wont even believe.

[tjalolx]

I hear they have troll-physics in NK. LOL wtf seriosly, give it up kim ding fags.

[JoYac26]

@tjalolx problem capitalist?



[Vroktar2009]

@JoYac26 Problem Troll?

[Yanko514]

Koreańczyki mają niezłe kino, jak one tak spadają z nieba i im wiatr sukienki podwiewa

[koky5150]

With this technology they could control traffic anywhere! It's kinda like skynet. Scary stuff!

[Hatinonthehaters]

Those cannot be real subtitles rofl...

[ILoadng]

the subtitles are soooo fake

[WebstersRevenge]

"You feel as free as a bird! Until you land and realize you're still in North Korea..."

[BlurnyShurn]

propagandist garbage

[Hatinonthehaters]

@BlurnyShurn really dude? You believe they actually parachute traffic girls out of airplanes? are you nuts. subtitles are fake rofl

[bozochromatic]

we need south park to tackle this pronto! ROFLMAO

[meaky]

traffic lights??? durrr thank you oh great leader gotta luv em!!

[dano1881]

OK are these subtitles BS or not? very funny, but if so I feel so betrayed!

[CaliforniaJazzy]

they acutally believe this?

[poweroneniner]

these north koreans are retarded.......What the hell

[ohsosmooth01]

This is pure class lol

[RebelRadius]

ROFLMAO!

[beakerboyltv900]

whoever dreamt up those subtitles.......BRAVO!!! I'm frikkin' dead here from laughing!!!! that was hilarious.....GOOD ON YOU WRITER CREATIVE!!!

[sgtredbluered]

Not a whole lotta traffic to direct over there...but the streets look clean, and I don't see any graffiti spray painted allover the place.

[UltimateGuitarist17]

World domination, one street at a time!

[0FRiTZ9]

is it me or is north korea so full of itself? i guess they think the outside world is so low tech :)) although i applaud their plan of misdirecting traffic behind enemy lines. They surely could win countless wars hahaha

[krillek100]

Son in your home town XD

[Za7lOoM]

Ok now I need real subs, please :)

[hackor2]

:))))))))))))))))))

[Nachtflug2]

did she pee under her umbrella ??

[GianniBottegucci]

bella fighetta della prateria, con quei calzini bianchi mi hai arrapato bella maialona e a letto chissà come ti muovi grunf grunf, vengo in corea ma non fare la pozzettina perchè sei già fradicia

[kw0s]

I do not speak Korean, but I think your misinformation is very funny. I just hope nobody believes in your phony English subtitle.

[TheSanguineOne]

One can tell this is a parody. At 3:30, she says "Pyongyang . . . ," but "Pyongyang" is not in the subtitles.

[wojtas2524]

1:47 "No other nation has this technology"... Yeah, that's right. Other nations use a technology called...: TRAFFIC LIGHT!!! -_-

[pakpakpakakk]

i want that traffic girl to direct my meat sausage in her puddy \(*ω*)/

[peligraso]

Can someone from S.Korea confirm the english subtitles of this video above? Because I don't want to believe this's true.

[kawaiichick91]

@peligraso Those thingys they were talking about are just something for the traffic patrol so they will be more noticeable and the cars (like there's allot) won't hit them. The umbrella is for in case if it rains/snow or shade from the sun, and the light is for better vision when it gets darker or when it's cloudy. N.Korean dialect is very different from ours, they have their own words and phrases even we can't understand them half of the time. Kinda like Cantonese and Mandarin

[peligraso]

@kawaiichick91 ok i got your point but i was asking if they truly talking about droppy woman from the sky? :)

[kawaiichick91]

@peligraso Uh, no...I just translated to you of what they was really talking about.

[IAmSuchANerdLol]

@peligraso nothing they said was even close to the subtitles.

i can only understand a bit, but also, just use common sense. dropping people from the sky in something like that? really? LOL

[MrChileung]

that is funny. thought the video shows none of the shits being bragged about, it seems like that is a mobilizable traffic platform. That is an awesome alternative for the traffic light. Energy efficient regardless of considering how to mobilize this crap.

[DohaRoha]

This was awesome.

[Skylinesandsunsets]

Exotic dancers in go go cages provide more to society than these human traffic streetlights.

[ghomeishy]

Did he just say the "traffic girl" is a "new technology"? =))))

[markpharchezzi]

"I think I need a Cigarette" after hearing the way they talk I do too.

[Ustasescu]

parody... lol...

[imlisteningify]

What traffic? The streets are practically empty.

[Jh5kRadio]

Is this from TheOnion?

[nysoni]

I just want these sucks to shoot at Germany or America or Russia They will see the technology of today and not be heald captive in korea with 1960 technology at it lowest

[nysoni]

Korea=shit 

[ordinaryk]

This is more believable than 99% of the KCNA's press releases.

[saboter123]

they wanted to show the world their superiority. great, but the rest of the world has traffic lights.

[MrSolus123]

Hi , this is a joke. My South Korean friend just translated it and the subtitles don't match the words at all .. He doesnt mention anything about a plane . Just the new platform that they are standing on and the fact that it has umbrella to stop the girls from getting wet !... More Propaganda maybe ?

[obsidianstatue]

@MrSolus123 are you seriously that stupid?

[MrSolus123]

@obsidianstatue To be honest , its hard to know what to believe from North Korea . But America aren't much better either ! ......

[fnfal308]

@MrSolus123

You must be a democrap

[hebneh]

I have no idea what was REALLY being said, but the increasingly breathy, excited tone of voice that the two traffic girls got into towards the end of each interview was weird, regardless. I mean, they're talking about standing in an intersection and directing a sparse amount of traffic, but they're sounding like it's borderline orgasmic.

[raizinhell1]

What an erratic translation. Is this to misguide people or is it joke, because those who don't understand Korean won't know the difference.

[rofyle]

The inability to pay for the construction of traffic lights is proof of skirt pissing superiority?

[James1toknow]

Shock and awe LMAO !

[shadowwolf41]

The sad part is that given the history of North Korean propaganda, I still can't tell if this is meant to be real news or just parody subtitling.

[vera1029]

@shadowwolf41 i can't help believing this is real... especially when it says " electromagnet pad is embedded..." cause there really is one pad whatever that pad is...

[bankorandotcom]

@shadowwolf41 I don't think you will find cars that good in NORK. Was this a parody made in South Korea?

[rclemente21]

How many people after seeing the lady spin and wave her arms like a robot thought about the song "Whip It' by Devo?

[rclemente21]

Warn people around the world.....if you see an Asian-looking traffic cop dropping from the sky, do not get out of your cars and in unison point and screech: Oh my Buddha. Cause only thing you're gonna do is create more traffic jams, hah hah.

[benitoparra]

Airborne traffic division hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaah­a.

[TBoneProductionsVB]

Pretty much the girls were being rained on and sun burnt so they finally gave them some nicely designed shelter with a comfy pad to stand on. I wish my city had pretty girls in uniform directing traffic. It actually works out well to have someone who can give you the right of way instead of sitting at the light even if there is no cross traffic. The traffic cams we have set up could be linked to a program to do that fairly simply but nah they just use them to ticket you.

[Player44Drty]

hmm, they could just get to the intersection by foot or car....or they could spend lots of money on making giant umbrellas, load them onto a military cargo plane outside of town, and airdrop them to where they're needed probably 500 feet away. Yup, makes sense.

[Pippin76]

Not really funny

[NaPalm625]

wooo yes! lets misdirect supply convoys

[bobbymoya]

Another one who fell for it until the cigarette comment. It didn't even concern me that they weren't showing the actual droppings ... I've been had.

[ID663]

rrrrRR-R! Ridiculous! King Kong alive, girls!!!!)))))))))))))))))))))­)))))

Кинг Конг жив, девочки!!!

[TheOtherOthers]

Wow, poor brainwashed people :(

Well, let's hope for the better change now that the bastard is dead

[lilbill88]

Lmfao XD I believed it until the girl said that she was going to pee herself lol

[MrSever1990]

I'm ashamed to say I believed every single word of this until i read all of the comments at the end..... *facepalm*

[sviini]

Omfg subtitles are fake.

[dano1881]

I think the best part, aside from the mental image of the traffic girl peeing, was where they said they could airdrop them behind enemy lines and start misdirecting traffic.

[andythesoupdragon]

@dano1881 Spot on! the quote about mis directing traffic would have plenty people peeing. None other than that despot that poipped his clogs could have thought of anything so preposterous. & take a look at the traffic! It's like 6AM on a Sunday morning. Someone like this could be better employed working a farm & helping avert the famine that N Korea says isn't happening. LMAO

[cribpointcritter]

Wow what an astounding technological development out of North Korea! I'm agunna go there on my holidays to check it all out.

[jblucio3177]

What a bunch of croc.

[ChrisHenniker]

Are these subtitles intended as satire?

[notyouagain1]

"no other nation has this technology" I had to laugh at that comment from the interview. You want to know why no other country is dumb enough to magnetically anchor a person onto a falling platform floated by a umbrella? there's your answer.

[oscarmu25]

there is trafffic in north korea?!!!

[neurocidesakiwi]

Today intersections, tomorrow the world. Wow that's a bold claim.

[neurocidesakiwi]

I hope that one day we get to see them attempt this. Because it would awesome,

[aBranFlake]

air dropping? reminds me of the referee from Zoids

[chonypark]

@aBranFlake AHHH thankyou you brought back some good memories [:

[aBranFlake]

@chonypark haha no problem! loved that show when i was a kid :P

[phroth248]

Well, that was really... not funny at all.

[kinglordstr8]

i rather have sex with a japanese robot than these traffic girls lol jk

[shawn7jeon]

Oh my god. I'm south Korean. And I understand their talking without subtitle. And subtitle is absolutely wrong. I guess uploader just did this for fun. Don't get this clip wrong.

[ABHMK88]

hm.. the way they say this is a new technology stuff..

[mafiawarz22]

how are they going to control the world?Even with help from the Chinese,combined,their navy consists of ships belonging in a shipyard for spare parts,and submarines so loud,they can be heard above water submerged.Their airforce consist of MiG-21,23,27,and a few 29's.Also Su-24,25,27's.Outdated T-52,72,and for China,T-72,80U,90's.US alone has M1A1,M1A2,M2A4,BMU60,and a lot more.Airforce has F14,15,16,22,18 and some more with a wide variety of helicopters.Our navy is too large for me to describe.

[hyeonj315]

@mafiawarz22 lol.. are you serious..?

[mafiawarz22]

this does not show the world your superiority, this shows the world that your country is so poor and so inept that they have to use this method to control traffic.. not like there ever are a lot of cars. I laugh at their stupidity. they have been developing FLOATING TRAFFIC UMBRELLAS! Watch out everyone! They'll surely confuse supply convoys.. as now its mostly tanks that go through and this video will tell them to ignore stupid traffic girls in umbrellas.

[mafiawarz22]

any where they choose... whatever plane their flying would be shot down before they reach california

[mafiawarz22]

how is traffic control military?

[WHERESMYHOUSEKEY]

Woohoo! Big shooter North Korea has surpassed us in traffic direction technology, what's next a parachuting army baboon that puts pesticide in gardens? XDD

[92renegade]

This is a mindfuck. They throw these fuckers out of planes LMAO. if these nutjobs ever went to war with anyone imagine gettin carpet bombed by robot traffic wardens XD

[hogo1]

robots , fucking souless robots

[straygypsy]

Next issue of Playboy......"North Korean Traffic Cop Girls!"

[berndpfe]

The story which was told about in the news is an infamous one.. Sounds like a prayer about the great efforts of 'the leader' making wondersome things happen in the city of pyongjang. The true story behind that freaky stuff is: Traffic lights have been replaced by human officers because of lack of power for operating the traffic lights permanently. Period.

[mexiacn100boy]

the lady at the end says "as our dear leader says today we control the intersections of our country and tomorrow the world's.but sorry Not in Mexico we have our own traffic control "

[mafiawarz22]

@mexiacn100boy nor in the U.S... of course, north koreans probably havent seen a working stoplight

[mexiacn100boy]

@mafiawarz22 ture jaja how do you see the traffic controle in your country!

[junkycosmonaut]

Herrro! Hans Brix? Hans Brix?!!!! Do you fucking know how busy I am????

[mafiawarz22]

HAAHA this shows the world how stupid north kreans can be... desgining floating traffic platfroms? now we all know what the koreans have been doing... lol... while america and europe are building more modern tanks and equipment, they are designing civilian traffic posts.. sad... haha. this will not confuse us at all... because we use men in MP uniforms... LOL

[kelvinjiro]

fake sub

[martybop]

Just add traffic! :-)

[pitcalco]

The funniest (or perhaps scariest) thing about this, is that those of us who are actually familiar with North Korean propaganda are the ones who thought this was real, at least at first. Listen to Voice of Korea on shortwave when you get a chance. They things they say are almost this crazy.

[TheGordonizer]

@pitcalco If you write to them they reply and send English language newspapers along with other propaganda. Once they even sent me a fucking sales catalogue in English for cars and trucks made in North Korea.

[pitcalco]

@TheGordonizer I actually thought of writing to the Voice of Korea for a QSL card. However, on second thought I didn't want any official body in North Korea to know where I live.

[TheGordonizer]

@pitcalco Haha they don't send cards. They send standard newsprint QSL forms filled in by typewriter.

[pitcalco]

@TheGordonizer Uh, how drab. Not worth it.

You had me going for a little while. The "I need a cigarette" gave it away, though. I do listen to North Korean radio in English and some of the things they say are just about this crazy. You never know what they are going to claim next.