Stan Marsh watching Movie Trailers

[0ct0parr0t]

just seen the ACTUAL trailers for these. oh my god...

[sirmoran]

Just so you guys know, all Southpark episodes are available for free streaming on the official website. Don't visit any "blogs".

[IFoundTheFinalPain]

So fucking accurate.

[rsheldon86]

The President of the United States is...a duck??!

[bananacreamcakexD]

why was it all backwards?

[AliBoulalaSTP]

these 2 episodes were sick...absolutely perfect. art at its best.

[MrGametv1994]

rated Arg for pirate F#CK YOU

[auntieSpam]

that site the link goes to is jusy one frickin ad after another after another

you never see the vid only another ad then another

complete waste of time

[imgoldnow]

Stan isn't seeing the bad side of things, he's LITERALLY seeing sh*t !

[dragonjohn34]

whatever youll pay to go see it. hahahah

[nerfballs2000]

Should included the trailer to the Artist.

[0532MOET]

0:51 onwards is the funniest shit ever!

[TheJohnApocalypse]

The only thing that is missing is Transformers taking a dump on the screen

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

this is how i feel constantly

[johnnythefootymaniac]

I love how in the most recent episodes they've stop censoring "shit"

[Cyanidefun]

@johnnythefootymaniac most reason episodes? They started not censoring the word "shit" in the episode "It Hits The Fan," which was episode 1 of season 5...we are in season 16.

[johnnythefootymaniac]

@Cyanidefun i know. i didn't mean now is when they've started. i meant there seemed to be an intermittent change between beeping and no beeping until "Royal Pudding". Since that episode, there has been no censoring of "shit"

[Sohbek]

@Cyanidefun Censors are based on the time of day.

[johnnythefootymaniac]

0:02 what the hell? how did everything swap sides?

[sturniboy]

they should've done the zookeeper aswell

'kevin james is the zookeeper, fuck you'

'rated peegee 13'

[pieguy121]

rated argh for pirate fuck you

[SandmanCOD]

Jim Carey has a bunch of turds in his apartment

[thatguynick]

Stan: "No really, did you see that shit?!" (get it? shit?) haha

[zodawg0079]

Did anyone else laugh until they passed out during this episode?

[funkdanin]

@zodawg0079 I hurt myself laughing about 4 days ago watching this

[skate3745]

Jack and Jill is probably the worst comedy in about 20 years. Poppers Penguins is also sadly a real movie, that sucks ass.

[Slack3rG3nius]

The idea of Jack and Jill looked so stupid that I assumed South Park made it up like the duck president thing..boy was I wrong.

[DimeWyldeSynTremonti]

This episode sums up my whole attitude regarding most aspects of daily life. I laughed to tears when I watched it too. Even my coworkers said this episode reminded them of me

[Shipley555]

"Adam Sandler is Jack, Adam Sandler is Jill- PFFFFTHHTHHFPPPPFFFFPPPFGGHTHH­FPFFFFPPFPPFPPFFFFFPPT!"

I wanna see the look on a southpark virgin's face when the first thing they of this show is adam sandler as a turd shitting explosively on another adam sandler turd xD

[lovescrubs99]

I laughed so hard at this episode that I cried. I finally feel validated. Thank you, Stan.

[aeme16]

Matt and Parker said that the duck president shitting out of his mouth was the funniest moment in all there episodes.

[zzxp1]

since avatar every movie i see looks like shit

[gman2734]

kenny's such an asshole

[JDavidLeonskennedy]

now i know why reggaeton sounds like shit!

[ransax]

Duck President for president.

[iSupahhh]

Mirrored. :L

[gibbie31]

i know everyone hates the guy who quotes the video you just watched in the comments, but "RATED ARG FOR PIRATES F**K YOU" HAHAHAH

[GetchaEdOuchass]

@gibbie31

Get real dude, that announcer's voice is comedy.

[gibbie31]

@GetchaEdOuchass i know?

[s4msam]

Isn't Jim Carrey canadian?

[MrFrenchgangsta]

@s4msam yep

[s4msam]

@MrFrenchgangsta So where's his floppy head?:P

[MrFrenchgangsta]

@s4msam he's a famous celebrity, so we have to be able to recognise him

[Mattraction513]

Yeah stan the world sucks get over it

[MrCitizenXII]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Fucking hilarious!!XD

[PainInTheAssInternet]

You know, it's really not his fault that the world has ridiculously low standards.

[captaincaveman48]

They should've put the hangover 2 in there

[brianendersmusic]

that duck makes me laugh my ass off

[Arndovia57]

@hollandia34 lol ... they are making fun of the trailers... ^^ not out of you ^^

[mattvocalPHHS]

This is how I feel about a lot of movie commercials i see.

Ever since the last Star Wars movie came out, a lot of movies that have come out look like shit.

[Mattraction513]

There are alot of stan's out there lol

[tocarress]

in the first "oh shit," they screwed up with the voices lol stan sounds like craig or clyde

i know trey and matt voice almost all the guy characters so they just might've accidentally used the wrong voice haha

[hollandia34]

What's with this whatever fuck you thing haha they did it in the last 2 episodes. Are they bored with making southpark or something?

[abhinav14]

@hollandia34 Whatever, its funny..FUCK YOU! =)

[hollandia34]

@abhinav14 xD

[momo22151]

@hollandia34 You obviously don't get it. Lol

[hollandia34]

@momo22151 I'm a genius! I am not a gayfish!

[TheMrdisgustipated]

so glad south park is still around to keep me sane.

[Dedoop]

"If Jim Carrey and.. whatever you'll pay to go see it.. FUCK YOU! July 12th" hahahahaha

[VaultTec3000]

The president is a DUCK ?!

[MrRobfullarton]

Adam Sandler shits in your face, the eyes and your mouth!!

[msullivan85]

Rated Arg for pirates!! classic...Adam Sandler is pirating dumbasses money. His movies are a legal scam

[RaijinHanshi]

Man this episode is fucking funny! I wanna be best friends with Stan Marsh! him and I have something in common now.

[99akol992]

OR! You could legally watch south park on their own website....

[ishowerinrainbows]

I showed my mom this, and nearly pissed myself because of her reaction.

[metallegion501]

the sad thing is that jack and jill is a real adam sandler movie coming out.

[Chrisander1606]

@metallegion501 The really sad thing is that you are the only retard on here that had to write that down...Everyone already knows this dumbass!!

[IG88Aiscool]

@Chrisander1606 i didnt. fuck you

[NekoSOM]

@metallegion501 I didn't even realize it when I saw the episode. I never even considered that it could be a real movie. Wow, Adam Sandler sucks.

[ErichoTTA]

@metallegion501 And it's got a 3% on RottenTomatoes.

[soufis79]

Jamo1091 i dont even know you pervert

[dandrayger24]

"whatever you will go pay and and see it FUCK YOU! july twelve."

[darthstew666]

Formula for Adam Sandler movies: Be a filthy rich but lovable guy who has a hot wife with burnt-out comedians for best friends/relatives. Wacky hijinks are soon to follow with such a goofy and eccentric cast!!!

[ShadowsReqieum]

I seriously considered being duck president for Halloween. Only problem was I felt no one would get it.

[soufis79]

The prsident of the united states is a duck

[jamo1091]

@soufis79 my favourite is who cares you'll go see it fuck you and rated arg for pirates fuck you

[SupermarokkaanMo]

"Whatever, you'll pay to go see it. Fuck you!"

The sad part is that he's right.

[TheHuntress144]

Keep mirroring this shit!

[TheLucvD]

The president of the United States is a duck?!!!! xD

[Sykorax]

I love Stan! It is so true what they say about movies these days.

[coby110798]

HAHAH in whatever youll pay to go see it FUCK YOU

[PainKilleRownz]

why the FUCK is the screen fliped?

[TotaIIy]

@PainKilleRownz copyright it seems

[djrem]

Why is it mirrored?

[Joecbg100]

@djrem COPYRIGHT

[Gibson188G]

ATTENTION!!! South Park fans. If you haven't heard; They are releasing a new episode on the 5th of October entitled "Ass Burgers".

Cartman finds a unique way of coping with Asperger's syndrome. Even Kyle and Kenny are on board. Meanwhile, Stan can't seem to get his life back to normal no matter what he tries.

[wrighb10]

So.... Cartman has made fun of Kenny and Kyle for being poor and a Jew, he has gotten a Nazi army to try and exterminate the Jews, he tried killing them with the Dark Lord Cthulu, and was the reason for Kenny dying on multiple occasions, and is a complete asshole 100% of the time, but they kick Stan out for saying some movies look shitty?

[TheEpicAfro]

it's jim Carey in whatever youll pay to see it, F**k you........

july 12th

[SpiffyAnthony]

It's true though... those movies do look like shit.

Although, I gotta be honest. The Sitter starring Jonah Hill and those kids. I thought it was actually funny.

[tocarress]

@SpiffyAnthony lol it's funny you mention that movie, when i watch south park on the southparkstudios site, almost every ad is for it, looks like it's gonna be good though

[hypacam12]

The president of the United States is......A DUCK? ...If they showed Obama, that would have been so offensive. I'd be pissed.

[pujols37105]

@hypacam12 You have to admit that the country really has gone to the dogs under Obama's leadership, and most of the things he says might as well be poop coming out of his mouth.

[spiers240]

@pujols37105 you're comment just looks like shit to me

[spiers240]

@spiers240 your*

[sergejwtfsosakas]

thay bathroom in 0:55 is from stan's house :/

[Indabaz]

whatever you'll pay to see it, fuck you!

[gilzineto]

Rated argh for pirates! FUCK YOU! hahahaha

and whats up with that southpark fan site u have there, did u know that u can watch all southpark episodes on the real southpark internet page right?

[Loonistrator]

Or whatever, the president is a dog, who cares? Coming June something!

[garethmanEXE]

my face when all of these including the duck one are actual movies XD

[Flip4910]

everything is backwards

[robertsolis]

imagine stan watching those movies in 3D jajaja

[robertsolis]

they forgot the twilight saga, some harry poter movies, the justin biener concert, regueton music, all the politician speeches, etc...

[iamchris4lifefan11]

1:08 0.@.......

[yahyah118]

I should be offended by that FUCK U but i can't stop laughing

[VJRandyG]

i watch this whenever i take shits...

[LoafOfPint]

@r0cketslug Pretty sure they just made it up. I think 'President Duck' would have been widely recognised if it was in fact real.

[TaigaToraDora]

"This November, Adam Sandler shits in your eyes, ears and mouth!"

I nearly shit my pants when I heard that. LOL.

[mmtna]

damn I felt like this episode was about me I related to stan so much

[trevdawg62]

Lol I get Adam Sandler playing jack and jill but what the FUCK is the point of 0:10?!?! HAHAHAH! Love it!

[pancakecerealman]

LOL RATED R FOR "P"IRATES FUCK YOU?

[gueraspace]

the first two movies are actually real...ooooh myyyy gooood what is the world coming to

[Trollin4Evar]

@gueraspace what was the adam sandler one actually called?

[tom9154]

@gueraspace I was thinking the same thing I thought Jack and Jill was just a joke.

[tmhpev]

2 things i don't understand:

1. why is the video flipped?

2. jim (AWSOME) carrey is canadian right? so why is he showed like an american?

[TDSkater217]

@tmhpev its flipped so it can not be taken down by copy right issues

[Purpleisawesome93]

My brother forces me to see crap films with him and hates it when I'm cynical about them. Then again he thought Transformers 2 was really good :P

[yordiscool2]

lol the 2nd one is a actually movie just saw the trailer in a ad on youtube

[b3qAa]

rate ARG for pirate FUCK YOU! (i pissed myself)

[Gantzer1]

This cynic is delightfully surprised and amused.

[Jock21000]

Rated arg for pirates... Fuck you! XD

[ZacksQuest]

Adam Sandler is Jack! Adam Sandler is JilL! PFFFFFFFFFFFFT

This November, Adam Sandler shits in your eyes, ears and mouth!

It's Adam Sandler in.... PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. Rated Argh for pirates FUCK YOU.

[wyten]

Whatever you'll pay to see it FUCK YOU!

[mercanaries3]

LOL

"Me did you see that shit?"

no there literally was shit all around XD

and tell the chef to go easy on the shit.... LOL

[TheHappybilmore]

what is the jack and jill movie??, gave this vid a classic rating as it has been my reaction to movie trailers, (some of them at least) for years!!!!!

[TheHappybilmore]

what is the jack and jill movie??

[Fyfilms1]

"Rated arg for pirates FUCK YOU"

[mshrum555]

@Fyfilms1 that one was way more funnier without censors

[FuriousPumpkin]

wow southpark lets people watch their shows for free and this guy is still pirating them what a douche

[CowzDoGoQuak]

"What ever, you'll go see to pay it Fuck you."

[destroth0R]

Rated ArG for pirates F**K YOU

[OneBlazedDood]

I miss Jim Carrey

[JellyKimSugarBoom14]

Surprised they didnt rip the shit out of Zookeper

[ConnorXV]

Film, I burs out laughing remembering this version

[ConnorXV]

I just saw an advert for the jim carey

[WunderWafer]

lol, that's exactly what anything that has to do with Adam Sandler looks like to me

[MrBigBadWolf1991]

the narators voice cracks me up every time! xD

[horsemoose1]

That episode almost made me cry

[makismitchell]

@horsemoose1 the end is sad D:

[Night94Wolf]

rated arg for piretes FUCK YOU ROFL

[MisterRyanK]

This along with the rob schneider trailers are the funniest things ever made

[struggle375]

any1 else notice that on YouTube Stan sit to the right, but on TV hes sitting where Cartman is sitting?

[Yubera2K10]

@struggle375 You retard, its mirrored. so they can show it on YouTube.

[struggle375]

@struggle375 dont be a douche bag, i tried to erase my comment

[max432156]

@struggle375 dude , you just replied to your own comment

[struggle375]

@max432156 think that asshole deleted his comment

[max432156]

@struggle375 yes but when you tried to reply to him you actually replied to yourself so he probably never saw your comment dumbass, look at your previous comment : it show struggle375 @struggle375

[JML3895]

Omit the word "need" in that first sentence.

[JML3895]

@pieceofcrap09

"comparing me off stan" "your worst than childish"

You know, sometimes grammar police on the comments section can be annoying...but you need almost make them a necessity. It doesn't take much effort to proof-read what you wrote, and actually form it into a coherent sentence instead of making a half-insane rambling of word garbage. Maybe if it didn't look like you typed by rolling your face across the keyboard people would respect you a little more, jackass.

[CneeKrunch]

This is how i see almost every new movie hahaha and my friends shit on me for saying its shit.

[Genralix]

I'm on the road to becoming a professional announcer, and what I would give to do what this announce did, omfg I laugh in my sleep because of this shit

[EEEkintin]

I think the point of this is: yes, alot of people these days are critcs and sound like assholes but I think they are aslo trying to point out that alot of movies these days are "below par" but if you dont want to watch it, there is no need to put in your two cents and rag on it, just dont see it.

[Mattraction513]

@EEEkintin Amen

[Glasfel666]

I find this to be an accurate depiction of many modern movies. "The Change Up" comes to mind. "You'll pay to go see it, Fuck You". Pretty much.

[bobopatch11]

it's funny becas i didnt think these movies were real,i was kinda like wow thats retarded lol

[Mattraction513]

It comes with getting older things you use to like seem shitty now but what can you do

[gartnavel89]

Why are so many South Park videos on here mirror inverted?

[TheAbridgedGamer]

@gartnavel89

It's obvious, but its to avoid copyright :)

[Steev82]

What the writers are trying to tell us; 1 hollywood is crap, 2 the usa as a country is going to the shitters with Odumbo (elephant) 3. only a few people are getting it (=stan) the rest is ignorant. 4. whatever you pay anyway (=people are keeping this system alive)

[krisjanneman]

@Steev82 Nope, the writers are trying to tell you that you should lighten up dude

[mchikos]

@Steev82 Lawl missing the point

[gryphl]

@Steev82 You're an idiot.

[truthslap]

@Steev82 probably the most outlandish misinterpretation I've ever had to read.

[UndiscoveredVirus]

@Steev82 No it means that more and more people are becoming cynical assholes and don't appreciate anything.

[FDSStudios]

is the duck movie real? that one looks the best of the three.

[Skaternick911]

I have to take a shit now

[oSADxPANDAo]

This November, Adam Sandler shits in your eyes ears and mouth! *Shit Noises*

[crispono]

HEY!!!!! NOT.... a pufffffffff puuuuuuuffffffffff pufffffffffff pufffffff puffffffffff in my country

[comedypros]

i hope people realise that TP and MS are trying to say that they think the modern audiences taste in comedy is 'shit' and that they are going to end after 3 more series. - wiki.

[TheVampireCabbit]

@comedypros Either that, or Stan's mindlessly saying everything is shit is supposed to be criticising hipster people who just criticise anything and say things like "the modern audiences taste in comedy is shit".

Peoples tastes in things werent any better in the past you know. It just seems like things in the past were better because the truly bad things were forgotten and only the classics remembers. So you see the past as full of solid gold and the present as almost all crap.