Metal Gear Solid Action Figure Review

[RazielandKain100]

6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 6:14 LOL LOL LOL!

[gandcat]

ha this guy looks like meatloafs arse!



[jsrftube2]

did you try the head...

[holysoapy]

hey tolstoy if u want a articulated big boss buy the play arts kai big boss he is very cool check him out but the only problem is that he is damn expensive like 50 dollars

btw i love ur reviews : )

[killersnake117]

sorry but the bosses code name is the joy

[ussreagan]

LOL at 7:14 you looked at it like if u were waiting for him to come to life and say something.

[GamesOplenty]

You my friend, are the 100th person i've subscribed to. I think I will make a video just saying that. (idk why, I just want to, lol).

[batmanlunatic51]

you should open them because your gonna die.

[MrKingdaddydick]

do you have add or something?

[GamesOplenty]

@MrKingdaddydick I do! :)

[MilkMan778]

GET THE PLAY ARTS SNAKE.

[Cautionitscoolcat]

Hey tolstoy you should get the new play enix big boss.

[IamtheRobloxianator]

You know what my Codename when I open my figures from my packages? THE FAIL... Because I always end up getting my toys from EBAY with horrible shipping damages like A broken joint, a messed up face, peices smashed up together. ect

[CallumWearSD]

they are collectables dude. NOONE who is old enough to play the game willll ever play with them

[amartinez97]

@CallumWearSD Then why did they give the Gears if war figures articulation? huh? why did they give te God of war figures articulation? exactly, infact they have made plently of articulated MGS figures before.

[blanbproductionshd]

um im think in mgs3 it was a 1911 oficers edition. no idea if it was colt or not but theres like 20 companys that make 1911's.

and youd be the suffering because opening pakages seems to cause problems for you

[DrPandarin]

@UglymanUSA I believe it's a KABAR. Tolstoy will correct me.

[RandomUser402]

Even though they're supposed to be display pieces, I agree that there should have still been some articulation. But it's Metal Gear, and they look pretty badass. Plus, I got my Tiger Camo Snake & MGS4 Raiden on sale for $10 each.

[johnvip123]

man ur funny XD

[UglymanUSA]

what knife was that

[MajorDEEDEEDEE]

that kinda sucks that u can't move big bosses arms and legs

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Troll with zero subscribers has zero subscribers.

[mnavariass]

Well if you wanted something that has joints you should have bought an ACTION FIGURE.this is not a toy it's a collectible.it says it in the back of the product.next time read instead of ranting about how the figure which happens to be a collectible not a figure is crap.

[Kandrov]

@mnavariass Agreed! :) It's a statue. I prefer them like this because trying to get the old McFarlane figures in a perfect pose was pretty hard to do (MGS2 set obv.). Posing Olga was the hardest and I've decided to stand her upright but her leg fell off and it was brand new! lol. Also my RAY fell apart because of the crappy plastic joints. All glued and stiff is perfect. I dont plan on selling them or playing with them so they're perfect.

[JackReaper27]

thats not big boss thats the boss naked snake is big boss

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

*SQUEALS WITH JOY!*

[waddledee1000]

ima buy MGS PW on my b-day aug 17 i have mgs 2 substance

[eraseragenda]

why do people like you exist

[optimusN64]

i've got vamp

[jorgehumbertosilvas]

nice toys man ilove you rewiev

[Bphony]

They're fine. I got the Boss as well, plan on getting the others. I wont lie, I thought that her arm would at least move, but whatever. I just fear that someone is going to look at her and break her arm trying to move it.

They're meant for decoration and not to play with. Though I argue, why have the guns and accessories separate items and not part of the figure. They would look pretty stupid without it.

[ispitthetruth]

im cutting through some shit i probably shouldnt be!!

SO FUNNY

[GameReviewer091]

wen ever i got mine i thought there was a joint before this video and I BROKE OFF THE ARM!!! NO JOKE

[ghostmouthzach56]

What like fight club?

[dragonsamurai7]

Nice review man! vary energetic and funny, nice to see you filming while opening the toy for the first time.

I was on the fence about getting one of these figure because I too though that SOME part of him moved but after seeing this there is no way.

[FalconKPD]

I...Still want them...So badly...I will carve my own OUT OF WOOD if I need to!

[Itachi4495]

collection 1 had better joints... old snake had good arm joints and 360 head rotation and a swivel waist......... big boss had arms that could go up and down head could turn a little to the sides and he has 2 knives but can only hold 1 O_o

[Arteoner]

i bought these well raiden the boss and big boss( i didnt like the other 3) just to collect them and have them in display, so I dont mind if they have no joints

[stude444]

I got the Joy joke

[DiSanto0]

hahah right after u opened it u looks so disapointed hah.

[FAKEBC]

They are collectables so there is no need for them to move their joints.

[Caxerw13]

Dude, I laughed so hard while watching this! XD

Finally someone with a decent sense of humour!

[codyfritts]

the joy i get it. it was boss' original code name because of the joy she had when in battle. her partner ironically was called "the sorrow"

[tampz0nz]

The Patriot is a real gun

[as623azuresky]

the MGS patriot is based on the

patriot pistol(BASED ON IT!)

so, it`s a subfictional weapon.

[DuDaX]

"The Joy"

Epic Win xD

[codyconstantine1011]

"I am you..and you are me"Fight Club

[sumofl]

Fight Club? Identity?

[Reaper7887]

MGS Riseing

[camaldog89]

mgspw has a jap demo, english comes out tomorrow, check it out

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Tomorrow? REALLY!?  I WILL!

[00Freedom14]

did u put a review of this on toysrus cuz theres a review THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT U SAID and whats ur fav MGS

[JackReaper27]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky there are new playarts peacewalker figures coming out on september

[Sabooza]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky not being rude, but they are adult action figures, 17+ or someting, so they are just made to look nice rather than be good to play with or move around, but it is vey annoying, i recently bought a freddy krueger avtion figure, it has arm movement, butonce you move it, it scrapes of aload of paint! but in my opinion these figures are very nicely detailed, and a good buy for hardcore MGS fans

[VGnerd]

Snake carried a M1911A1 and a MK22 Hush Puppy.

[MichaelCapelle]

HUZZAH!!! TKE is back!!!!!!!!!

[luanornelas]

no no kasperika

too magic too magic too magic

[IMakeOrWatchVideos]

Yay for the small voice!

[PinoyPogiman]

how come this vid keeps appearing on my SUBCRIPTIONS ADDED VIDEOS

idk why cuz i saw this 4 4times although i fav ur vids so much tolstoy

[lewizX30]

my dad owns that tie

[IMakeOrWatchVideos]

how? unless TKE is ur dad.

[PinoyPogiman]

hey i have the same tie too so its just clothing nothing really to argue much about

[IMakeOrWatchVideos]

just a joke man <_<

[PinoyPogiman]

i accidentally repied to your vid well sorry i meant to reply that other guy

[ohshiiittt]

hahah nice billy-bob impersonation.

Sling blade is a decent movie.

[BFG8000]

I LOL'd your entire review

[CounterStrikeCZ]

Rofl, they're probably statues, did the box say what it was made of?

[drsirsigma]

lol I see you learned to use movie maker.

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

....what? I've been using that program since my first video, I don't understand what you mean.

[drsirsigma]

lol my bad. I meant use it effectively. You only used it briefly in this video while a lot of other users tend to whore out the ugly default title screens and fonts.

[wyatt190]

@TolstoyKafkaEvsky The joy ive played mgs 3 i think i get it

[manicdemise]

pistol is a custom m1911

[hockeycuber101]

the sorrow

[ninjaboy552]

tolstoy, where do you buy your knives?

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Here and there.

[varun009]

i get the cheap chinese knives wherever i can buy them. =)

[unkownsoliderofpie]

Hey tolstoy, what happen to your other Kershaw knife?

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Didn't want it to be destroyed so I had to give it a rest, in the chest of weapons.

[2brello]

I'd feel totally gypped too.

[deloreansrock]

Buster Slash AHHHHHHH!!!!1

LOL

[theblackparade7]

9:39 is win XD

[EthanTheAVGN]

tolstoy stop playing with dolls and review a video game please

[theblackparade7]

Good to see you making vids again :) I hope you're enjoying making them and not just doing them for the sake of it. Will they be mainly action figure reviews? i rather enjoy your 'cheap tat' reviews. :D

[shurwam]

lol cricket cricket

[PolishedTurd4Life]

badass

[tikitikidog]

I thought you quit Youtube? You must not have much convictions.

[TheLooseTube]

I have the "Old Snake" from the first series, he is just as damn bad. Still he displays well.

[GamerNanimeFan]

Actualy if they are statues an they went for the same price as action figures you got a good deal there. You should display them. The snake looks pritty cool.

[ispitthetruth]

i opened the mgs2 ver one but kept the boxed big boss due to the shitness of the mgs2 version lol

[gweegwee3]

"why would thy give him a gun to play with?" lmfao best part of the vid ahahaha

[12345chiz]

ive got one yay:)

[Emandudeguyperson]

It's an MK 23, not MK 2, just thought I'd let you know.

[gweegwee3]

MK23s are modern pistols made for special forces, they didnt have those in the 50s.

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

The game takes place in 64 so... yeah...

[FalconKPD]

Well, Its actually a Smith and Wesson MK22.

[gweegwee3]

Sorry. Still, H&K didnt start making those pistols untill late 80s - early 90s. USPs are based off the mk23, i LOVE USPs

[dannyboy8231995]

cloud: UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ

Snake:..... cricket

[JackleTheMantle]

Alright, my codename for opening packaging will be "The Arousal".

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

..........

[superkirby14]

BUTTFUCK!!!

[KILLERONROAD]

If you wanna save some money for an episode you could just get some crap from the dollar store.

[vampirekiller777000]

I got a Solid Snake action figure that my cousin gave me, he said he got it in 1998 when Metal Gear Solid came out. You can move the limbs, and he has a FAMAS, but the barrel is all bent. So I just gave him the Stinger missile lancher.

[Gunz0fThePatriots]

cut bitch lol that made me laugh

[superzero2009]

Damn japs, making action figures with fake joints to piss people off. This must be their idea of revenge, TeHe X 0

[MegaCalvinHobbes]

I thought for sure the arm(s) would move. Damn, those things suck. If they were good I would have asked for one for Christmas.

[FalconKPD]

Can I be "The Hate"?

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Yes. Because you are a republican. *GRIN*

[FalconKPD]

...Hahaha... clap clap clap... I want that name because I get pissed off at the packaging and want to throw the figure at the wall, hence, I like the name "The Hate". Sooooo..... How does my Republican personality coincide with the Hate?

[MrMattsMagic]

00:53 fight club right?

[FalconKPD]

Cool. Nice tie (Is that how you spell it!?)

So... The question is, will we ever get RESPECTABLE MGS figures?!

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Oh there already have been, but they released fucking five of them so now they cost a pretty penny on the ebay.  If only... Not like I couldn't afford it but... I dunno.

[malinko35]

buttfuck? Don't you mean APESHIT!?

[suerves]

You thought the only good part of single blade was the ending..........wow.

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Without the ending, I find it to be a poor man's Forrest Gump.

[suerves]

Rofl yeah the budget was only 1 million.

[AFNYOAQIS]

BOW CHICA WOW WOW

[shoopwhoopX]

you forgot

[blackdeath567]

big boss had m1911A1 custom

[Titannel]

I grabbed one of those MGS statues a year or two back. I bought Snake from MGS2. head came right off once I opened the package. I haven't bothered with any more of the series.

[masterbassist93]

ok, i just saw those two in anime jungle in little tokyo in downtown la. i'm tripping right now

[VitaminG20XX]

I wish they had that old sniper guy in the wheelchair (I am really bad with names, lol)

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

His codename was "THE END"

[VitaminG20XX]

Thanks.

[Demonpop2]

Its either a Mk23 or a M1911a1 :o I believe

[catchthis1utube]

i wanna go buy that cloud figure now tht u have it lol

[rumit99]

that was some palpable buyers remorse. nice aussi accent.

[JerryTerrifying]

Oh man thanks, I didn't know these existed. I've got most of the first series....I'm going to get all of these for sure.

[GrayFox192]

im pretty sure big boss used the operator, ive seen some pretty dope mgs 4 statue action figure things before. and i also cant beleive how bad ass peace walker looks, AAAND gray fox would be THE BEST action figure evaaaaa!! woooo

[SpecterM91]

Damn, nice figures. I really should buy more toys. Stupid lack of a toy store near my location.

[W8st3d]

does his brother actually exist or is he just playing and he is disillusional

[bearsfanx60]

no he is real ive seen a picture of him

[Dfloyd60]

@bearsfanx60 LOL really? where did you see it?

[bearsfanx60]

in his video tolstoys thanksgiving part 2

[905rocks]

your back !

[BarferKingKoo]

u got even better with teh reviews now! lol keep it up tolstoy

[hockeycuber101]

ill be

The Fury

[GamingDomain]

Snake should've come in a box.

ho-ho

but in all seriousness, they seem pretty crappy.

[Yuriofwind]

Another great video dude :D

[atomicpuppet]

oh man as soon as i get paid I'm picking up the Big Boss, Old Snake, and Raiden. I do figure photography and the fact that they don't move is a plus for me.

[fatdudefoshizzle]

The patriot rifle isn't fictional it's just an m4/m16 with mods

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

I know. But the mods are impossible. No one could use one like that without breaking their arm or something...

[FalconKPD]

The M16 mod isn't actually impossible to fire one handed, of course, the less weight of the firearm DOES increase recoil effects, but it shouldn't be more than shotting a 357 magnum, which isn't that bad.

[crispybacon100]

dey took'r jabs

[zeldaocarinaoftime2]

lol i have the originle sanke from MGS1 in the 90's

[mattfan5]

tolstoy is starting to get fancy from now on

[navarchix]

Could you invest some hard cold cash into some cheap tat from the dollar store? Bring it home and shoot another CHEAP ELECTRONICS VIDEO! KTHX...

Dont make me stab u nub lol :D jk

nice knife

[mpoT3CHY]

"I am the Furyyy, my flames shall-"

♫Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!♫

"...Yeah, that too... I guess..."

[narutails]

It makes me sad seeing you hurting the package

[0igres]

review more video games damnit

[lazykidzproductionz]

hahha "on the Back its just random Japanese again, Lets read some... BUSHKANAHTUGATOCANIGA!"

[Charles2337]

wow...

[xxn00berxx]

best face at 4:45 !!!! lolol best!!

[xxn00berxx]

this guy is sooo funny!!

[Spoothead12]

What's with your clothes recently? Are you becoming a mormon?

[lazirusien]

the shirt has some sort of signia near the bottom where it would be tucked in... maybe FMA?

[Zxander34]

whats up with the tie

[PassionOfDeo]

I love your reviews Tolstoy, I spent the majority of this video looking for crazy facial expressions and some of them are fantasticly hilarious.

Wait - Do you really not have a brother? o.O

[repressivethoughts]

you are defiantly a master of sher sher shaery

[eveplayer12]

love ur reveiws

[mujijibu]

1:20-1:25 they took our JAWBSS  xD

[crispybacon100]

i have a video about that

[Megamariosonicman]

oh did you hear about metal gear solid rising

[Airking11]

first

[CrappyAmvNetwork]

no ur not <.<

[Airking11]

yeah i know

[Yoshi7000]

And damn at how disappointed and crushed you sound at the movable joint failure.

[KidVlogger317]

Are you Pruane2Forever's father?

[SharinganLust]

Played the demo for Peace Walker since I have a CFW PSP.

It. Is. EPIC. Far better than Portable Ops.

[Yoshi7000]

Tolstoy looks like a business man haha how strapping.

[scuffle]

lulz armando :=D

"YARR HARR DONT PLAY WITH TOYS! AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT OPENING AND PLAYING games from collector editions!1"

What`s the fkin joy of having great working/looking figures packed in a boxes. You can`t even check all details... Well, these here aren`t working that great but still...

[shaggyusm26]

Really enjoyed your video. Cool stuff. Looking forward to your next video.

[jewlerskidsarenice]

armando501st WHAT WRONG WITCH U

[TubePlayer101]

its super duper kool 2 have u back dude!

[Megamariosonicman]

Great to see you back tolstoy btw THAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK YOU FOR DOING THE KH CLOUD REVEIW oh and he gets the look from ffiv which is crap compared to the kh1 outfit

[Megamariosonicman]

in kh2 he gets the ffiv look i ment to say i cant talk at all today

[lew956]

how have you been tol r u still in your job? and are u gunna review more $ store tat for us? write bac mate .... lew956

[sawfan25]

"pocket sand"

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Hahhaa, I get it! My favorite episode of him was when he tries to pilot a tank and he's all,

"Hank did you order the manual to this tank in Russian and then take a correspondence coarse in RUSSIAN... from Putin's Website? Huh, Hank? PUTIN!?"

[frigginfunnystuff]

i love you.....