MADtv Bible Dude Holiday

[MGBandit75]

John Lennon with Abraham Lincoln XD

[thehoosierfortheUK]

@philipbab you're kidding! What's it called and was it on PAX?

[DelfinitionHDTV]

Bible Dude always kills 2 people xD and usually 1 of them is a gay guy lol although Jesus is so chill about it

[philipbabb]

Worst part is there really is a show like this.

[MultiDenise36]

@philipbabb BIBLEMAN

[philipbabb]

@MultiDenise36 Darn right, that's the one.

[TankCop]

Christans: Our way is the ONLY way!

[Lionqueen06]

why arnt you in church

[Mmmathers4]

I would do horrible things to that daughter.

[Yewon2001]

2:10 that was a terrible stop motion effect but I love this skit. Christianity is so silly...

[animechick557]

I KNOW JESUS WAS BLACK XD

[YoungDub13]

Stoned...4:20...Green...Black Jesus

[Fosax]

I love how they stone her with actual rocks.

[starsanimemusic]

This really is not what Christians are like...

[sheadatear]

@starsanimemusic Not all of them, but you'd be surprised how many are.

[EvilsOfFeminism]

Man, Jesus sure parties hard with dead Freemasons like Lincoln. Weird...must be part of the joke.

[Slayerkid16]

lol you know for someone upholding the commandments he sure he keeps finnding a lopole to avoid the thou shalt not kill rule.

[EvilsOfFeminism]

@Slayerkid16 The Hebrew says "dash in pieces," not kill. The people who dash bodies in pieces are generally doing so because the killing was a murder or assassination or because they are total perverts.

[MEareCAT]

You're watching PAX; Why aren't you in church?!  LOL

[surferdude3451]

bible dude is wearing stuart's wig!!

[MarvelVulcan]

covenanting another colour thats almost as bad a one man laying down with another haha .

[thehoosierfortheUK]

You're watching PAX; God I miss HBO!

[EliteAgent51]

That's not Stone The Sinner Board Game thats actually Sorry! the board game

[EvilsOfFeminism]

@EliteAgent51 "Sorry--You've Been Stoned!"

[thehoosierfortheUK]

 You're watching PAX; ratings have never gone so low!

[syncopation0]

Mo Collins is looking like Michele Bachman in this skit.

[WhiteTiger225]

LOL Abe Lincoln, Lucile Ball? lol Jesus has interesting friends. Calm down people. I have Christian friends, and even they laugh at this, because this makes fun of the cult like Zealots. The Fundamentalists who never question anything yet say others do not.

[luvCKay]

Bible Dude, the gayest super hero EVER!!!

[RINGHOG12]

U didn't stone your sister, what's wrong? :P

[Maiju17]

He looks like stuart :D

[irllcd13]

@Maiju17 Probably because it's the same actor.

[Maiju17]

@irllcd13 Yeah I know... big fan lol

[igaomon]

Does anyone notice that Bible Dude moves the light differently to see the screen with Jesus each time?

[schlomusify]

why was comparing him to santa a bad thing?

[Samthescienceman]

@schlomusify it's making fun of how conservative Christians equate Santa with Satan worship

[slurrrpee]

lol at the daughter ducking @ 4:22 after the dad announced he is gay

[BrightestBlackSheep]

I'm gonna name my kid Zadok.

[xxEternalTorturexx]

I thought Cleopatra went to hell for adultery

[Uyarasuk]

@xxEternalTorturexx Regardless of which Cleopatra referred to (there were eight in the Ptolemaic dynasty, #VII being the famous one today), all except #VIII died in the BC epoch and from certain Christian perspectives, everyone, righteous or wicked, who died before Christ went to Hell, although the righteous may have been freed following the "Harrowing of Hell". Also, the Ptolemies were ethnically Greek, which is to say white. That said, this is a comedy sketch, so why care?

[kotkee]

@xxEternalTorturexx Not if she sleeps with the boss.

[xxEternalTorturexx]

@kotkee for that my friend, you have earn't a thumbs up

[19fable]

@xxEternalTorturexx and technically suicide

[EvilsOfFeminism]

@xxEternalTorturexx Yes, and adultery is any corruption of marriage, which includes fornication, race-mixing, and any other impurity in marriage. Oxford's Latin dictionary defines adultero as: "To mix (a substance or kind) with another, adulterate: to impair the purity or strength of, to give a variety of appearances to, change...to corrupt, debase." Any of this is just as wrong as lying, cheating, or stealing, because of course it is the same.

[irllcd13]

Satan's Badtime Train - Hah!