Hellsing episode 5 part 1 (dubbed)

[TheAkator]

were could i get one of this awesome weapons

[TheAkator]

wow now thats a big gun

[MyAbridged]

Yan Valentine, the one character that the parody people can't make any crazier

[Mastermind955]

sweet weapon!

[legefy]

It is just like Soi-fon's Suzimabashi bankai.

[MrsRedlocks]

SIR or MADAM? o.O

[cyberdrago2]

Where my demonic vampire bitches at?!

[Haicho9009]

demonic bitches are good looking lol :D

[Haicho9009]

begining is so boring if i see jacob

[Yhgenthor]

So now we have a rapper wannabe vampire? The hell?

[Bewaremylazers]

When she gets the gun in teh Japanese version she goes berserk. Like what the bloody hell is that! How the fuck do I carry it?

[Jete7557]

I never got it. Whats up with japanese people and fuuuucking big guns?

[Majorasword64]

@Jete7557 DUH! They solve everything!

[xblgamerftw]

that guy with the weird hat sais too many offencive words

[diffrentpen]

im only watching this on you tube because the dum anime FREE websites tried to make me pay money for the FREE anime =.= so thank you Mr ninja you saved my day an AWESOME quality by the way ,<3 buddy less then three <3

[MrVrexor]

Depleted uranium shells!? :O

HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT!

thats enough to destroy a fucking tank with 1 shot!

[BENTHEMAN11]

@MrVrexor

the gun is an anti tank weapon

[Roflmao69able]

alucard reminds me of Dante :P

[helenlu500]

Theres a bomb

[onised9000]

holy hell a waiter who knows his shit

[Hakuru15]

@onised9000 fucking agreed

[11Nox111]

4:06 oookey so, that has to be the cutest smile ever made.

[Ax07605]

WTF Walter gets her a cool ass gun and she dosent use it

[Suojeluninja]

@Ax07605

Actually thats one of the realistic parts in the series.

There are at least two good reasons for it now think about it a little.

[JessicaRoseSpain]

that is a beautiful gun...

[Mutheim]

"I mean the length's a serious issue, but even that's beside the point"...

Yeah. That's what she said.

[element96killcams]

@Mutheim looool

[TheShadowNexis]

ITS A TRAP!!!

[RoflWaffle121]

Oh come on, you can make a gun that shoots uranium but you can't make it pocket sized?

[watdafaqup]

i want my dick suck by a vampire tooo.. i love that canine teeth. grrrrr

[kanenav]

maybe alucard should have a tree way battle with dante and vampire hunter d

[jerq887]

9:26 tell me about it

[snookied15]

big boobs=big guns

[DiANAESBEiDy]

Victoria Is Like's Alucard's Dauqhter Lol,It's Cute.

Its Like He Actually Cares Alot About Her.

[simplethunder]

Walter reminds me of Q from James Bond :D

[HexDaBex]

It's a bleeding cannon. A FUCKING CANNON I TELL YOU!!!!

'Step it up, you demonic, vampire bitches' LMFAO xDDDDD

[TheMartheenas]

@HexDaBex what lmfao means?

[UrsusBomb]

@TheMartheenas it means laughing my ass of

[HexDaBex]

It's a bleeding cannon. A FUCKING CANNON I TELL YOU!!!!

[AndrewKelly01]

4:34 mindfuck you see it you shit bricks

[griffkilla666]

GOD y does twilight even have to be brought up JESSUS effing CHRIST so sik of it

[DuchIsJustTooMuch]

Ugh Im sick of the minute people see vampires they make twilight jokes. I don't like Twilight myself but stop mentioning all the time. Apart from vampires this show has NOTHING to do with Twilight.

[darkshadow2017]

"even the length is an issue" my gf said that to me last night XD sorry i had to make a bad joke out of that cuz it was coming from a hot vampire girl...

[DBEfan]

I would watch this then twilight any day

[xrunxnowx]

2:10 nice

[Malee1995]

why doesnt victoria just use alucards old gun it would be more useful

[eddieranks]

YO what's with all the twilight bangers...edward's one hot machito...you haters must be GUYS, sigh you dont understand. as for the bieber fever, i dont give a shit...he can baby, baby ohh p@ssy...

[RedQueen112]

@eddieranks 1: im a girl and edward does nothing for me, alucard on the other hand is my kind of insanity, and i have no idea what you said after the word beiber, it was all babble after that

[Rancor856]

there are 2 vampires in the room and they make the weak human cary the big ass rocket launcher

[TheSummerdragon]

WOW victoria ur in for it the BIG GUNS

[VortexProducer]

Wow! Alucard is fucking well please with that! (First ever time watching this series seen eps 1-4).

"Its perfect" <-- The expression on his face and the way he says it is not only funny but, very disturbing. He's so wildly psychopathic and dark as fuck yet ... He still manages to be almost kind even, merciful and charming. Damn Alucard is awesome!

[joeri183]

edward is no vampire he's jsut a guy

[Zeitherius]

@joeri183 no he's a fairy princess

[IxBlueRavenxI]

Hellsing>Twilgiht

I want to see Alucard woop Edwards ass

[SpellCrec]

@IxBlueRavenxI I especially like the way that Alucard actually COULD whip Edwards ass, despite all the Twifan's saying "nooo! Eddies immortal" Yeah, bitch, well so is Alucard.

[IxBlueRavenxI]

@SpellCrec

Alucard doesnt even have to use his guns he can just transform into something and eat Edward,I don't think they can even be compared to each other though,Alucard is just above him on every level.

[Slipsnob]

@IxBlueRavenxI

Judging from Twilight's description, Edward would just taste like a rock. 8|

[paisleyisgreat]

@SpellCrec lol i like twilight, but i hate edward and that i only like the newborn vampires, the one's that drink blood like real vampire's....

[CommanderLatias]

@paisleyisgreat Yeah I know, I dont like edward either.... just think of poor bambi :P

[crazyarabondrugs]

what she said bout the gun in the ova: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH­H!!!!!!" WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??!!!!

[Reign08Pain]

Lol the little girl gets the big guns and the large man gets the small guns

[BODOMmETALwolF]

didnt think i'd see the day to see a emo/scene trend follower in an anime, such a lame dude (the one who commands the female vampires)

[aragon66fly]

Nice weapon! ( where can i get one of those?) lol.

[SweetxGuilt]

did he say madam? o-o 6:00

[ellelaing123]

Alucard is rather intimidating O_e

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

@ellelaing123 i know. he'd probibly make chuck norris piss his pants. O_O

[claritysabbath]

 Walter's such a badass...

[AraAtkinson]

I can't wait for A.N. next year. I am so cosplaying as Seras! :O

[GalTheJebac]

4:06 seras looks rly hot

[HodgePodge218]

Seras = small girl

+ big boobs

+big guns!!!!

yay!

[wapedf]

@HodgePodge218 what every guy wants

[Animefreak408]

"step it up you demonic vampire bitches!" LMFAO wow lolzzz

[12lovegod]

@Animefreak408 I know right

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[tyrell4life194]

@theclown2319 they suck dick...HARD...

[tyrell4life194]

alucard sucks blood!

edward sucks dick!

[T2windowsup]

the harkonenn the barret on steroids

[cheezis]

The Japanese version is more informative... particularly about the types of vampires *in* this anime. What these people going into the Order don't know, is most of them are just going to become ghouls because they're not virgins.

[gamemasterej]

perfect duel: revolver ocelot (metal gear solid) vs alucard (hellsing).

[herokid789]

why do allmost all the main cherecters own something that says jeus is in heaven now

[luvffx4life]

@herokid789 because they kill the vampires and ghouls the weapons they use are blessed and holy.so against any vampire would be killed if shot by the weapon

[herokid789]

@luvffx4life i meant the gloves plus thier weapons dont kill all the undead

[quarktastic123]

“You have forgotten what it means to be a TRUE Vampire...”

~ Alucard on Sparkly Vampires

[jingles5492]

hey soo i guess that the thing with "if ur a virgin and u get bit by a vampire of the oppisite sex, u'll become a vampire" isnt in the anime, only manga? cause ...well i dotn think those strippers..or most of them..would be virgins

also when alucard...met victoria for the second time he didnt ask if she was a virgin..so i guess it doesnt matter?

but then how are there ghouls and some...vampires..

IM SO LOST D: ..oh well back to the show *hits play*

[domino9133]

@jingles5492 that is how natural vampires like victoria are made, but there are also artifical vampires (jan, luke, and those strippers) that are made by these freak chips.

[jingles5492]

@domino9133

OHHH

i thought they bit the strippers.. i missed the part where it said they were artificial..

thank you for clarifying (i think is the correct word for this situation..idk XD)

[jingles5492]

anti-freak? ha XD

...dude walter u need ur eyes checked cause that is NOT a gun..thats like..a monster tank...I WANT ONE D:

[GalTheJebac]

@jingles5492 yeah,but you prolly wouldnt be able to lift it

[jingles5492]

@GalTheJebac

SHHHH stop ruining my imaginative thinking!

oh btw i know how big alucards guns are ..39 cm (like 15inch) and yea for a sec i was like 39 INCHES?!? WHOA ..but i realized its cm ..XD

i wonder how big seras gun is?

[GalTheJebac]

@jingles5492 lol,kk,im having that happy moment lots of times when i wish seras was my gf,lol

[jingles5492]

@GalTheJebac

...ugh..kool? (im a girl..not attracted to girls..soo..i cant..relate)

i can say i ish i was friends with alucard.. hes too old..and..creepy to be my bf XD

[GalTheJebac]

@jingles5492 yeah,im a guy and i like girls,but i can say that almost every babe here wishes they were their gf's...kinky thoughts :P btw,dont you agree hellsing should have much more episodes then just this

[jingles5492]

@GalTheJebac

..wait almost every girl wishes that..what?..

...well they do hav the ovas.. which i like better.cause u get to meet PIP :D ..

..i just noticed..i like guys with red hair and eyepatches XD (lavi from d grey man, pip, lol XD)

[GalTheJebac]

@jingles5492 sorry,didnt type it correctly :? i ment to say that every girl wishes they were alucards girlfriends...

[jingles5492]

@GalTheJebac

..oh..yea i guess but hes human age is 45...so its a little old for me XD

plus hes more then 500 years old ..so way too old XD

alucard: *transforms into a teen* am i too old, now?

me: ..nice try..but i still love u alucard!

[GalTheJebac]

@jingles5492 nooo way,,,i think he's like 35 or sumting,but noooo way he is 45...

xD

[jingles5492]

@GalTheJebac

no in his normal form u always see hes 40 but when he died he was 45

[Br0wNN01sE]

I'd like to see those vampire bitches eat up Edward.

[jingles5492]

@Br0wNN01sE

ROUND OF APPLAUSE!! that deserves a like gold medal.. AND THE BEST PART of the vampire strippers eating up edawrd cullen is that hes well.. GAY ..so being surrounded by a bunch of girls will scare him shitless. and then as hes about to die..alucard will come in and laugh his ass off >D ...and then..torture cullen more and then ..idk hav him hav an eternity of torture ofr something....im sure alucards more cunning in ideas then me

[Zacharyg5]

So...Jan's ghoul army is instead an army of vampire strippers in the anime?

[cjdw1995]

@Zacharyg5 no, the vampire strippers are used to make Jan's ghoul army

[Zacharyg5]

@cjdw1995 Yes...which makes me somewhat disappointed, but ah well. :p

[valkyriepleasant7]

Whoever the 23 people are tht DISLIKED Hellsing (TEH AWSUM) are MENTAL!!!!!!!!

HELLSING 4EVA!!!!!!!!

[MeisterReaper]

alucard weapon is as powerful as pazar piercing sniper rifle and those rifles can rip of a humans arm by fireing it

[007coolman21]

id love to see alucard beat the crap out of those twilight creeps btw what the hell kind of vampire sparckles with glitter twilight is so gay

[ohgodforumragepwns]

"step it up you demonic vampire bitches!" ^^

[Demonicnemesis]

3:20 thats not a gun thats a tank

[VisoredWabisuke]

"back in my day, vampires sucked blood not dick" (hahahahahahahaha!!!) - anit-twilight quote

[MrVrexor]

@VisoredWabisuke aye, we got it ;)

[dergrauwulf]

@theclown2319 ow

[workthis]

3:31 "It's so big".(thats what she said)

[Helldiver450]

OMG! Victoria is sooo damned cuuuuuuute ^_^

This is the only time I'll ever have a "kawaii-moment" about an anime girl :D

[dergrauwulf]

@Helldiver450 What is a "kawaii-moment"? 

[Helldiver450]

@dergrauwulf It's like a moment where you go all gaga over an anime girl.

like, during that moment, I was like "OMFGGGG SHE'S SO DAMMED CUUUTE!!! rawr^_^"

[cjdw1995]

@Helldiver450 i know. the animators know how to make the girls so damn hot

[le5094]

omg.......thats a BIG GUN MAN

[xxwocenxx]

cool

just like (Dule-Infinity) the gun that the guy had new 

[Whydoyoureadme]

I think this is the inline anime I actually like... And twilight sucks! Come on! Vampires that glow in daylight? What the hell!

[jerseydudemafia]

"Jesus Christ" Look at that gun!!

[aldebarankanon]

I have a question for the fans of this anime. If Viktoria drinks the blood of her master she would be free right? So does it mean that, at the end of the series, when Harucan asks Sir. Integra if she wants to drink his blood: does it mean that Harucan has always been the master of Sir. Integra???

[shitflinger]

@aldebarankanon his name is Alucard. and Sir Integra is HIS master because he was bested by Van Hellsing centuries ago. Alucard now belongs to the Hellsing family, not the other way around. He asked her that question because 1: he knows she's too proud to do it and he likes to tempt her and 2: Immortality may be a way to escape wherever they were i guess.

[crozmask]

OMG! Her gun is sexy! Almost as sexy as her. :P

[GalTheJebac]

@crozmask :( how could you say that id rather have seras victoria than that gun,i mean i couldnt even lift it :)

seras is sooo fucking hot,like all the guys who like seras gimme thumbs up

:3

[crozmask]

@GalTheJebac Lol, I never said I wanted to screw the gun. I just said the gun is sexy, but not as sexy as Seras. XD

I'd choose Seras over the gun any day.

[117starpower]

oh victoria is lucky :(

[frogjedi4]

Alucard gets an over sized pistol.

Victoria gets a fucking CANNON.

[ritaman17]

U know alucard is dracula's name spelled backwards

[WolfMetal45]

lol, god I'm loving this anime. The look on Victorias face when she gets the cannon, priceless

[mybyakugandontwork]

edward ruined vampires aswell as justin bieber ruined music. thats my equation of the week. i should definitely get a A* in my GCSE

[infernowarraiornaga]

@mybyakugandontwork amen man u type the truth

[nanito19100]

@mybyakugandontwork i will agree with what y said about jb but not for edward !his another story!

[TheKAKASHInaruto]

@mybyakugandontwork I second that!

[Woodlouse5]

@mybyakugandontwork

what, for philosophy or maths?

[mybyakugandontwork]

@Woodlouse5 well its definitly philosophy but it would work any subject

[Legacy101XDb]

to go hamd in hand with this anime you should totaly upload the anime and get the dubed verstion or witchblade yay for blood, death, gore, sex, guns, plades, and pure fucking awsomeness. XDb thumb up if you agree ^W^

[totalawesomness1]

I'm guessing even the penknives are anti-freak weapons

[zero2495]

8:47 Headshott.......

[123456deathnote]

lol victorias gun is bigger

[espeon402]

lol the girl was like, how the eff am i suposed to carry that giant gun?

[2lazy4nick]

"nice."  2:10

[andnowforsomething89]

"it suits you". Yeah big guns match big tits

[GalTheJebac]

@andnowforsomething89 stfu seras is mine!!!!!!!

i wish she existed D:

she would be my gf for ever and ever and ever :3

[GiveMeBass93]

i have a new..weapon for you

^^

[wingwho22]

MAN! THATS A MINDFUCK!

[littlemishorror]

Victoria is the funniest person in the whole series, Alucard is also pretty funny when he wants to be.

[mcculloughtaylor1]

alucard from castlevania sotn and alucard from hellsing have very opposite personalities. i wonder if they should have a showdown.

[meetredmeat]

What's the name of the song that's playing when Walter is showing Seras her new weapon? It's so catchy!

[prasert009]

ปืนโคตรเท่เลยครับ

[southcarolinajackass]

that thing will blow the piss out of somthing

[daliri]

astig...........



[MrBaz81]

cool



[kIDAnthony99]

alucard sucks blood!

edward swallows

[HodgePodge218]

@kIDAnthony99

AH

hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

good one!



[MrFreezing]

is it me, or does it look like one of the vampires is having sex at 6:34???

[Dhruvva]

@MrFreezing

nope. no sex. Just grinding her ass on some guy's crotch :P

[jawaiianboy13]

who would win in a fight Alucard or Edward?.......trick question edward is a faggot and alucard would kill him with one finger

[JakeTheFakeReal]

"Man, that's a mind fuck!!"

[lewis12345689]

serah is as hot as hellshe is so awsum heheh kittin shes the cutest kitten ever

[casper9013]

I want that gun

[lilgurl171]

THATA A BIG ASS GUN!!!!

[rayne7echo]

hehe bagging out twilight is fun!!!!

[simionTheOne]

how can they be brothers ahha

they're so different in every way

[tymitarugi24]

seras:do you think it can kill paladin anderson

alucard: oh ithink so

lol :D

[OOZ662]

@tymitarugi24 Her face is so cute right there too :3

[shayyman]

mindFUCK!

[faintinglove]

if there's anyone that hasn't noticed yet

alucard is dracula spellde backwards

enjoy watching the series

[Gwanja1819]

@faintinglove god why does atleast 1 person leave that comment on EVERY ONE OF THESE VIDS, we get it alright?

[simionTheOne]

@faintinglove every1 knows it.. every1 sais it 8x each vid

& if any1 hasn't noticed it yet, the whistle jan uses

is the same from WORLD OF WARCRAFT XD

[Akatsuki01fan]

@Scroopal hmm i change my mind thats what twilight did to the meaning of "vampire" lol

[thanhdzax]

TWILIGHT... SUCKS... no offense 2 hot chicks that like it.. unless they arent asian.. then screw u sluts

[3G4life1990]

in the newer episodes of the hellsing ultimate there is actually a werewolf! hes the milinium captain. hes about 7ft tall white hair with a brown coat and hat usually worn by the nazi ss officers

[Teffanychan]

0:18 looks like alucard (face)

[megchan244]

Alucard. Spelled backwards, Dracula.

[TsukiHana146]

@megchan244

Hey, I didn't notice that....COOL!!

@megchan244 lol i didnt notice that