Shit Gay Guys Say to Straight Guys

[kandeesfan316]

lmao....

[MariCatherinee]

401 people are gay.

[jackiejones92]

check out shit homeless guys say... its great!!

soo funny!

[pleskitm]

I love how this is loosely based on Chescaleigh's "Shit white girls say to black girls" But I love this one tho. So great!

[rockfistMUSIC]

BALLS!



[BlkSho74]

This was hilarious and yes I've done or come close to saying some of this (or know someone who has) to straight friends. Too funny!

[123Kiokiou321]

"Think about the tightest vagina you ever had, but tighter." LMFAOOOO!

[BrandonKB4]

This is ALOT like shit white girls say to black girls

[dingobabystealer]

1:36-1:40 Fucking classic ; D

[TheLukemusik]

"That's like, a famous mean girls quote" oh my god my life

[TaylorRebeccarose]

wikipedia says it's when you put a gerbil up you....

[EscolheRnICK]

Offensive

[stevenpaine2010]

shes not literally gonna marry the night hahahhaha

[JaydLeseG]

BALLS lol :) never heard a gay guy talk like this before though. Funny stereotyping.

[GuppyMister]

STOP DANCING.... so true

[Skate4life12396]

I feel violated...

[dwyImike]

lol

[vosejpkaman07]

Offensive....

[flury51]

Haha so true. Gay guys are always trying to convert their straight friends.

[gracie123loves456]

:) funny

[InsideOhio]

HAHAHAHA You got me on the Super Bass one. HAHAHA.

[naanamontana101]

im not even gay and this offends me.....



[jojokid85]

This is nothing gay guys say to there straight friends.

[GetMySharpie]

I have never said any of these things to my straight friends...I hope.

[machsky77]

i can so relate to one of these lol

[MrBisexuallySexy]

This offends my gayness

[parkerdinhwilliams15]

LMAO

[dasautoaz]

I almost sent this to my straight friend but it's too accurate! haha

[studioskim3]

I love gay guys...

[lilbobbybob]

check out shit homeless guys say... Its funny as HELL!

[Jetli390]

BALLS!!! ...seriously....balls...

[fooboo113]

I kind of act like this to my brother. 0:30 yea wicked I'm going to see when it comes to las vegas

[RainInJuarez]

"Do you mind if I friend request your brother?"

Pretty sure I've asked that one.

[Personaforever]

You must know some REALLY lame gay guys btw...

[Personaforever]

What was he talking about when he was saying "Higher?"

[enmaxus]

retard

[AlexRE619]

More like girls say to their guy friends

[JayZer0]

Shit Straight Guys Who've Never Had Gay Friends Think That Gay Guys Say.

[dobot84]

@JayZer0 right on.

[rezapormi88]

@JayZer0 Preach! lol

[1020soccerstar]

love the hair

[xChirox]

I think the video is making a parody of the STEREOTYPICAL gay man. This and all the other "Shit ___ Say" videos shouldn't be taken too seriously, bro.

[Jasonsboxx]

Loved IT!

now did i turn my vibrator off ?.... No!

[vorpal22]

WTF???? I'm gay as fuck, have loads of straight guy friends, and I've never said anything remotely approaching even one of these things to them. I don't even know any gay guys who talk like this.

[timmymike23]

@vorpal22 its a joke bud

[imfeelincunt]

OMG DID I TURN MY VIBRATOR OFF? ......NO! FUNNIEST PART

[tiltyaheadbak4]

someone wears a lotttt of girl shirts XD

[br4n91]

I don't say any of this shit.

[clairefierces]

u r so so amazing! <3

[ShedskinTalon]

I am offensive, and i find this gay.

[Xelaxig]

Shit feminine gay guys say. Not all gay guys.

[POPVULTUREBLOG]

@Xelaxig EXACTLY. (not that there's anything wrong with being flamboyantly gay, because flamboyant gay guys are what makes the world go 'round.) But this is not how "every" gay guy acts. This is only meant to be satirical so who gives a shit anyway though. It's pretty damn funny, and accurate (in some cases).

[Xelaxig]

@POPVULTUREBLOG You have a point. :P

[animeisland420]

Wikipedia says when u put a gerbil...... LMFAO

[kellys1999]

((LMFAO)) Not the straight boys I know honey.!

[POPVULTUREBLOG]

@kellys1999 Lol .The title reads "Shit GAY guys say to STRAIGHT guys"

[AUSTINNOSS]

I'M PRETTY SURE I DON'T SAY ANY OF THIS TO MY STRAIGHT FRIENDS....

IT WAS FUNNY THOUGH. =>

[NorCaliBeast]

"Can i touch it" "I'm already touching it" hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[liquidsword29]

gays are the funniest!!

[matthewshirer]

I'm not sure I EVER say any of these to my straight guy friends....

Fail.

[Nomae97]

getting tickets to wicked isnt gay.........

[viethi5210]

THE HOLLER part is from "SHIT WHITE GIRL SAY TO black" and super bass part....copy cat

[gomika]

@viethi5210 all gay men want to to black women

[gomika]

@viethi5210 to be*

[NeonNeo123]

@viethi5210 No one gives a shit :P

[FoxyMamaRox]

lol "Stop dancing. Stop dancing!!"

[boycjblack]

This is totally Me (Gay) and my best friend (Straight) OMG!

[anonomosify]

ur so cute <3

[agelife14]

she's not really gona marry the night LOL

[jrn913]

Well that was a failure.

[Ellis01234567890]

@jrn913 Well your comment was a failure.

[riechanster]

yay wicked!! <3

[jborges311]

LMAO!!!!

[donde2k]

You forgot, "Didn't you just LOVE Brokeback Mountain ?!"

[doUluvALPHA]

funny!!!

ITS JUST LIKE THE VID SH*T WHITE GIRLS SAY TO BLACK GIRLS.! BUT FUNNIER

[freespeech66]

"Wikipedia says it's when you put a gerbil..."

HA.

[sk00kumtumtum]

Your underwear is really cute.

[garegare101]

i find only two of these to be accurate....this should be titled "shit preppy firls say" or something, but NOT gay guys...

[undadoggontop]

oh wait wen did u get here....(bends over) hahaha

[brandoboe]

Dear Phil, you live by me in Wash Heights/Inwood. Now, if I ever see you on the A train, I'm gonna flip shiiiiiiit. kthnxbai

[johnnyrocket566]

LMFAO, think the tightest vagina you had but only tighterrrr....

[OutspokenShy]

1:05 - 1:13 - Hilarious.

[brokenbones199]

Can't tell if gay or just hipster

[UndocumentedLove]

Is this what Straight guys think Gay guys act like.

[SuperRickyRocket]

OOOOOOOOOOH  Nooooooo! Let's not Keep these Stereotypes Alive Cum on Gurrrrrrl!

[SMOOTHDRAGON10]

HAHA THIS IS SOOO GAY!

[itzyourcrayons]

lol @ "oh hey, so when did you get here?"

[sicNtwstdF]

BALLS

[devascoyanda]

lmao ! this is funnny

[daekru92]

About 95% of the the stuff on here has nothing to do with speaking to a straight guy. Misleading title!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jcocchiarella100]

this is perfect. you made my day

[LoserlyCool]

I'm gay and do not talk like that. And or even wear those kind of shirt. Wtf?

[mogana20]

@LoserlyCool Lmao.

[DJizzleDrizzle]

@LoserlyCool lol fag!

[97savior]

@LoserlyCool same here



[brian4480]

I may be wrong ...BUT, I think this guy is gay.

[Jamsessionroom1337]

How do gay guys eat so much sweets and stay so fit?

:P

[dajpd]

@Jamsessionroom1337 its called a treadmill.

[Jamsessionroom1337]

@dajpd Never heard of it. Thanks.

:)

[Videopersonstuff]

Nice bulge no homo

[kidthekid7425]

Nice bulge!

[TheNFLGUY619]

i wish i can take back the 2 mins i wasted on listening to a faggot say shit that's not funny

[AlbAlPasa]

Well I never tried to charm my straight guys, it's just contemptuous. Though I always use "That's homophobe !!!" lol

[BroderickFidel]

indifference...

[icarrus4u]

This is a fag.

[sweetdeathofi]

oh my gosh, this is so funny x) <3

[TheTechWilliams]

I'm gay and the only thing I say often is BALLS!!! But it was funny, I need a friend like that XD

[heyheyheyheyhi14]

Oh my gosh.. that looks like a lot behind those briefs....

[pyromanicmind]

If he's not going to take that extra Wicked ticket, I will.

[donklue]

this is so fucking true gay guys take notes.

[viperish5]

Wicked isn't gay...

[dajpd]

@iExposed Im gay and it is true. All of these videos play on stereotypes. Get off your highhorse.

[romundsen]

It took five people to write this?!

[Dipstikk]

@romundsen HAHAHAA, I just noticed that. You know that joke about chimps and typewriters? Apparently it takes five to write gay stereotypes.

[dajpd]

OMG SO FUNNY.

[GeneralMadface]

Fucking hilarious!!

[sourcheesepringles]

LOL

[anderesp]

"Think about the tightest vagina you've ever had, but tighter."

SO TRUE.

[Elijah4Everr]

He's kind of hot.

[Narkishi]

:D ill say this is the most acurate one that i've seeing like 80% is true in my case lol

[rxcxavier7]

I don't think he realizes it, but his video continuously perpetuates the belief that all gay guys want straight guys. Basically, he's adding fire to stereotypes. Its sad really.

[Talonere]

@rxcxavier7

Well, obviously. All these 'Shit X Say' ride off the stereotype of those people.

[rxcxavier7]

@Talonere Yeah, but he's adding to how "gay guys act." His video is not like "Shit Girls Say to Gay Guys." That video is funny, but also gets you to see how girls stereotype gay guys. This guy is gay and he is saying this is what gay guys say to straight guys. Though he meant it as a joke, it adds to the stereotype not help break it down.

[zaie91]

@rxcxavier7 I thought that too but then I though if people keep on telling being gay is something oh so serious and you should not fuck with the stereotypes instead of joking about it with no hate, then mentalities won't change. Being gay is overrated.. and too much people get offended whenever this topic is broached.. gay people want equal rights? then they're going through stereotypes and jokes. Just like every minority or ethnic group in that world. That video is awesome.

[rxcxavier7]

@zaie91 I don't like stereotyping. If a black girl made a video about the 'Sh*t She Says to People.' People would generalize that's how black girls act, but if she made a diff. video: "Sh*t White People Say to Black People' then not only would it be considered humorous, but it would make you think about what to say and not to say to black ppl. To break stereotypes you go against them not along for the ride. If this guy wanted to make this video right he should have played the str8 guy.

[rowdrumlive]

thats HOMOPHOBIC 

[carabean122]

hahaha that was amazing gotta love gay guys

[mcherubrock92]

hahahah i love gay guys

[MrSean24601]

0:22 gay guys call straight guys "girlfriend"?

[jelopez15]

:50 holy fack!

[psyrmc]

somehow i found him handsome lol

[StarRoseAngelic]

Some parts remind me of "Shit white girls say to Black girls" lol

Since when do white gay guys say "hollar"?

[chasegran1]

Also, "Gay sex is like the best sex ever!"

[sr1129]

thumbs up if you know what gerbiling is and got the joke :P

[big11tom]

Hahahahaha this reminds me so much of my exroommate...dude was awesome though...just say the most random gay shit that had everyone going.

[Bravo5656]

"THATS LIKE A FAMOUS QUOTE FROM MEAN GIRLS" SOOOOO FUCKKKINNNGGG TRRRUUUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[19mikser]

G R E A T !!!! :D

[Paparazzay]

BALLS!

[rIgOrEtArd]

you got a big cock ;]

[StarChunks]

brilliant!

[randomlettersBTW]

"She's not literally gonna Marry The Night." hahahaha

[MichaelBrownMJ]

@randomlettersBTW lol i died

[Chickengirl005]

he was pretty much a stereotype,although all of these are like that, but damn, what a nice body he has! damn! The "when did you get here" sequence had to be my fave part haha...

[mRaWeOm3]

Hey Girlfriend (0:21) you can get one????

[Nicklone1]

i got excited when i heard "2 tickets to Wicked"...and i don't know why...

[Allmusicals13]

@Nicklone1 Lmao same! I luv wicked.

[samoht1550]

Woah, woah, speaking as a gay guy, that is NOT the proper reaction to getting two tickets to Wicked!

[sunnillal]

@samoht1550 HAHAHAHA

[shiqillo]

Lol love it

[neromagick]

Freeze frame didn't work on blur

[hellaspic]

omg that was amazing!! xo

[TheValkyron]

he is SOO gay

[wardyboy26]

he's well good at being gay

[FoxyWolfProductionz]

Wikipedia says: "It's when you put a gerbil..." WTF!!!! I am gay but I never talk like this. Except the Tickets to Wicked Part

[hippietwinkie]

i've heard almost all of these from my gay room mate. the "do i talk like that?" one all the time

[BlackHoleOfSex]

WTF?



[Purple3cherries]

I need that sugar daddy shirt XD

[killme99952]

HAHAHA i am so guilty of "is this game almost over" xD

[M4gicHat]

LOL definitely one of the best shit girls say parodies

[fayenshell]

LMFAOOOO!!! Def one of my fave "shit people say". Good job.

[justonebro]

This could be "Shit my annoying ex girlfriend from the Upper East Side says"

[mtbboy1998]

i just go straight to touching the biceps but i ask in my head, lol