Jeff Dunham-Achmed the Dead Terrorist-Jingle Bombs

[Cclebron]

12 people got shot in the ass by the US military

[thecrazykato]

Watch my videos you will be amazed

[gungho95]

Infidels unite!

[NekoChanMaasta]

I have no idea why so many people goet up in arms about racist jokes, we take the mick out of hitler, this is the same and just as hilarius.

(only thing i will fault is that its ih-rack not eye-rack. you say ih-migration not eye-migration, so why say eye-rack?)

[Kunomaru97]

Two best are Walter and Achmed

[stainglassfox]

lol

[YouMightLikeMyPenis]

lol

[stroppan1]

LOL!!!

[J4MM3R5]

Absolutely love this!! SILENCE night, Bin Ladin is comin' to town and Holy Crap!!!! Absolutely LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[vador1996]

lol. Awesome video

[SpottierPashaSH]

this rocks!

[ohan4]

he said u racist bastard because that tune is middle eastern.

I should know I live there. Im not Arab though

[wetsockey75]

lol this vid is awsome

[DYN4M1CProductions]

...be quiet! lol he is funny

[cinderellatheband]

no its SILENCE I KILL YOU

[ThePack298]

This is funny!!!!

[MrKraig123]

SILENCE night...........Achmed ROCKS!!!!!!!!!

[Gempachi1993]

whts that tune when achmed said "u racist bastard" im really intrester in getting it ;D

[19mercedes97]

achmed sed you racist bastard because the tune that guitar guy played was like middle eastern haha...and yea, guitar guy played that tune as if a steriotypical arabian guys tune ahah.

[Gempachi1993]

i asked wht the tune is not where its from dude :P

[dipta500]

holy crap :P

lol!

[ancaschipor07]

silence! night :))) I watch this 100 times 8-> n Im gonna watch this again n again 8->

[sploocher117]

SILENCE! night. lol!

[babygrrlmusic]

ooo holy crap! LMAO!!

[sk8inglegend154]

brian haner is the gutairst

[klegstad11]

who is that?

[SuicidalForLove]

OMG I can't stop watching."You racist Bastard."

[colmk89]

i LOVE this guy!!1 MOTHERFUCKER !!!

[cyborgtom]

Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped 2 my back i think i got a nasty plan for christmas in Iraq I got through checkpoint but not through checkpoint B cuz that is when i got shot in the ass by the US milatery that is my Fav part i love it and jeff dunham he is awsome u rock

[xxX8s3c1Xxx]

shit was funny but boarderline racist...but if you take it in a racest way then you're taking yourself too seriously and need to loosen up....check out that tan line on the guitar player...hahahah....that nigga achmed is laughs...

[macaroniman2000]

XD XD XD XD so funny :P if i watch this any longer im gonna lmao lol

[KavanozdakiKadin]

pussy catsdolls

[79481429]

hah?

[olistari]

motherfucker

[jakepoper100]

lolololololololololololol

[dogluver1011]

and my favourite JINGLE BOMBS

you know that game guitar hero haha i kick ur ass...... ok maybe at halo

thank you giutar guy go backstage and do ur drugs now

merry christmas lol : )

[xSazJane89x]

luv achmed n jingle bombs!!!

[franky4fingers79]

we got a 20 year old can of wipe ass to open up on him

[ricangrl189]

Bin laden is gonna get it one day!!!!!!

[lutonhornet22]

you no that xbox game guitar hero haha i kick ur ass...... ok mayby at halo

brilliant

[klegstad11]

we all heard it, u don't have to copy him. get a life. i don't mean anything against Jeff though

[vladutz8]

Silence !!.. Night

EPIC xD

[The9thSoul]

9/11 is a boy from my class's birthday!! He's SO unlucky!

[heicon93]

how come he is SO unlucky ? (i know about what happened that day but anyway)

[NullePigen1]

what did happened that day?

[nibblesfan]

Yeah guitar guy go backstage and do your drugs.

[GuitarMadnessBoy]

holy crap i blew off my foot lol

[plasticspand]

Lol... "He don't know, he does drugs." Hilarious :D

[CRAZYHANNA01]

i kill you

[speedninjax]

Bin Laden's Whole Name is Osama Bin Laden.

He planned the terrible 9/11.

He embraced and spreads Communism through the world.

He is #1 Most WAnted Terroist.

He hates all Americans even if you are a little bit.

[pinksnowlover]

SILENCE night

[ZOneKiller34]

1:25-1:36 is so funny

"ok guitar guy let's see what you've got"

"you racist bastard" so dame funny

[jehovers]

retard!!

[Bloodynekoscenebesti]

haha you know that guitar guy is Zacky Vengence's dad?

[TheUsedGirl56]

no it's Syn's dad. You fail. I KILL YOU!

[ImmortalTraveler]

hahaha. failureee!!!

Brian Haner Sr. is "guitar guy's" name.

Jr. is also know as Syn. Gates.

[SharinganDrawer]

who's Bin Laden?

[greeksotiris]

O_o u dont know bin laden?

well to answer ur question in a few words, he is the most wanted terrorist

[Wraggy140]

dont u know

[alfredtorres10]

When should i slap u?

[whiteFr33kchillin]

loooooooooooooooooooooool

[pinksnowlover]

Osama Bin Laden

the guy that planned 9 11

[gogarith]

dude have you been living in a cave for the past 10 years?

[SharinganDrawer]

no i just dont watch the news

=P

[blackwalling]

hilarious!! ill kick ur ass on guitar hero then that guy plays solo then achmed is boastin that he would beat him on halo LOL! :D

[shindouhikaru43]

lol, achmed is the best out of all of the puppets.

[3325200]

So freaking funny!!!

[Blamh]

And then my favorite: Silence!...Night. :D lol

[adamcampbell001]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l ao funy

[draco12999]

thx u giutar guy go back stage and do ur drugs now!! XD

[po0pdawg]

this guy is gay and oxy moronic786 is gay

[oxymoronic786]

Hahaha! THAT was the best you could come up with? Looks more like a joke then an insult. Learn to spell you retarded little shit and then start trying to act hard on YouTube. Oh wait, we're on the internet, you CAN'T. Get a life.

[franka64]

He might need to spell, but YOU need to learn to use proper grammar mate. "like a joke then an"

It's Than :)

[oxymoronic786]

Are you sure?

[mrhadzic96]

fuck u po0pdog

wat kind of youtube name is that

[MuFreak07]

hey opticlenz12345.. silence!! i kill you!!!

[oxymoronic786]

Lol

[ascendancy7590]

that is some funny shit right there !!

[blinkgodess666]

jingle bombs!!!

[solidsnake50117]

i hear that the guitaar guy is synyster gates dad.

is that true?

[PaRaMoReFaN1000]

it is actualy

[isarose1]

not bad i've never heard that before

[Underdepth]

opticlenz, do you take joy in acting like an asshole and fucking everyone off, personally I think you do but thats just me ;)

[baredad52]

It is funny. If you can't laugh at yourself then you are a very dull person. A good comic finds something everyone can relate to. Jeff did it!!!!

[dragondrive2000]

i play "o holy night" on the piano

o holy crap, i think i blew my fooot off

XD

[USAinKilkenny]

What the fuck is this

[opticlenz12345]

Its retarded

[56step1]

that...was...queer!

[mapferl]

best x-mas song ever!

[IMVUAddicted]

Okay this is hilarious!!! I luhv Achmed!

[extremerisker]

u racist bstrd

[webkinzrock12000]

omg i love this its so funny

o holy crap,i think i blew my foot off

[opticlenz12345]

tis a shyte vid jeff dunam suks

[musicismylifesource]

so why are u wacthing it then?

[opticlenz12345]

cuz i thort it wud b gud

[musicismylifesource]

thought wot wud be good

[opticlenz12345]

the video, retard.

[pothuss]

Dude learn how to talk. it's "I Thought it would be good."

[opticlenz12345]

Ur retarded. Just coz i WRITE like this, dont meen i TALK like this, u dickriding little fag.

[pothuss]

It seems like you have a real problem. Your just becuase your mum and dad treated you like shit does not mean you need to call people names. If you don't talk like that. Talk like a grown up.

[opticlenz12345]

Retard.

"Because" not "becuase".

an i D0 tak lyke a fuking grown up. talking and fucking riting are 2 different things u cocksuking assraping muthafuking little shitheaded retard.

[TheNeverComingDay]

Dude. So you're saying people should go to school and calling them names. I think YOU should go to school, or then you should blame your parents since they didn't fucking teach you to behave properly. That is MY opinion, you can't really start fucking to me. And really, DO NOT say people that they sit all day in youtube and are nerds. SO WHAT!? What the hell do you care if they are nerds. It's simply THEIR problem not YOURS. So please stop fucking around this video.

[opticlenz12345]

I did go 2 fucking school shitface. U need to learn the meening of "fucking", cuz itaint possible 2 "fuck to you" or "fuck around this video." Ur just a fucking nerd lyke the rest of dem so fuck off and take it up the ass like ur mom does evry night.

[opticlenz12345]

And if u want me 2 go, quit replyin 2 my comments, retards, im entitled to my fucking opinion.

And in MY opinion ur a fucking fat cunnt sits his ass on youtube 24fucking7 and will make nothing of his pathetic shitty life.

[KTR405]

And thats different to your sorry-assed life HOW? Dude, you can't spell, your insults are shit, and you act like your 20 when you're probably about 10...

Seriously, get the hell off YouTube and go back to school. And if they don't let retards in, I'm sure your mummy will teach you basic grammar skills. Dumbass.

[TheNeverComingDay]

Erm. YOu need to learn the meaning of fucking. if you say. FUCK YOU to someone. Are you going to fuck him? No? That's FUCKING TO A PERSON. not WITH A PERSON u cunt. Now go get a fucking life.

[opticlenz12345]

Is that namecalling enough for ya, gobshyte?

[Desert00Storm]

holy crap! one of the funniest videos in the world

[bmxsk8girl10]

i luv this video its awesome

[PlekkyBaka]

BTW, what's wrong with gays anyway? We're all just normal human, no matter what :D

Dunham rockz! xD

[niggrfagot]

hey man nothing is wrong with gay people but when i say gay i am referring to how lame this guy is

when people say straight about someone being okay you dont see straight people complaing and i wouldnt if it was an insult

and you should also respect people for not liking gays just as much as gay people

[COD4TV]

I love when the guitar guy plays that tune that sounds like its Iraq or something. It is holarious.

[Regirune]

I really liked the part when Achmed said that the Guitar Guy was "doing drugs back stage."

[beelicious2009]

wow... drama much?

[89045673484]

ha he was doing drugs he doesnt know he does drugs

[tsngsgsg]

ha ha ha

[Marshall787878]

It sounds like he is saying jingle bongs. And why does every1 repeat the parts in the video...

[opticlenz12345]

coz dey retards

[red9897]

Dashing through the sand

with a bomb strapped to my back.

I have a nasty plan

for Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint A,

but not through checkpoint B.

That's when I got shot in the ass

by the US Military...

[it's not funny!]

[lindyan]

what the fuck did you just say

[opticlenz12345]

lolz u iz all RETARDED u no understa english???????

muttafuka

[phillipsouter86]

he/she dont understand your fu*ked up english

[opticlenz12345]

its FUCKED up azhol if u no undestan english dan go skool tard

[Raviscerator]

ROFL.. If that's the kind of English they teach in school now, I'm pretty sure Shakespeare is rolling in his grave now ;)

[opticlenz12345]

FU shakspeer a gay u a gay jeff dunam a gay ur all gayz so fuk u asholz

[Raviscerator]

LMAO.. That's cute.. Try coming up with a retort that sounds mature.. not something that sounds like it was said by a bitchy teenage girl on the rag.. Ghetto speak is sooo yesterday..sheesh!

[opticlenz12345]

lol fuk u broken condom mistak go bak to ur fuking jeff dunham or summit u crazy aszhole whor.

[Raviscerator]

Hmm.. I'll give ya more time.. That was.. lame..and about as mature as lyrics to some hiphop song.. id estimate at 6 years old ;)

[opticlenz12345]

lol thats ho old ur mom was wen u wre born an how old sh woz wen she took a look at ur face and killer heself go fuk ur dad biatch cuntt u can talk wi lmao wtf iz lmao aszhol learn 2 talk u fukked in t hed tard

[KTR405]

You again?

Everywhere I go you're there flaming. All over mine and my friends channels. All over my message box. You fucking nerd, go to school and learn something before trying to "insult" people. Get off your backside and get a job, dick-head.

[L0LHacker]

umm... wow. Fail.

[opticlenz12345]

lol yea tats u a fuking failur at lyfe u fukked up whor.

[CheeseMcCrackers]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

what?

[opticlenz12345]

r u tard no understa english?

la fukka go skool biatch u mit larn summat u crazy bitch cunnt

[zathras]

Umm, we understand english...unfortunantly you're the one who doesn't seem to understand how to either speak it or type it

[opticlenz12345]

u oviusly don u fukked up cunnt fuk of an lev me alone cunnt CRiKker i can say my opinon if i fuking want azzhol so get l0st

[halo5611]

Lol, after reading what people say about you, all I have to say is "Get a life."

Youtube doesn't need people like you. You're one of the scumbags polluting Youtube. Gtfo or make a contribution (share videos with people) or just STFU. You're just a frickin leecher.

[oioibaybee]

Nerrdz? If youre gonna call someone a nerd you may as well at least spell it properly... not to mention theres no need for language like that. any normal person would use youtube to watch videos, you obviously haven't quite managed to grasp that concept yet, so until you do, at least dont use such strong langauge yeah? young kids watch stuff like this.

arse.

[musicismylifesource]

to right

[opticlenz12345]

ur face

[musicismylifesource]

oh yeah ur hard

[opticlenz12345]

yea i fuk u up dik face wankr

[musicismylifesource]

shuuuuuuure

[opticlenz12345]

hahaha yea i wud u litl pussy al u do iz sit on ur ass on youtube nerrd geta lyfe

[musicismylifesource]

u hang out on utube to and there's nufin wrong with being a nerd

[opticlenz12345]

yea sure az fuck do i hang out on youtube retard i bet evrytime u see a girl on youtube u think shes ur fuking gurlfriend.

Nerd hav no lyfe no job no gurlfriend no loss of virginty no undastandin of t word "thin" so fuk u asshol, suk a dick.