THUMBS THIS UP!!! Want to watch this video as the audio version of the live performance? All 56 mins???? Go to playlist.com and type in BRIAN REGAN LIVE :) Then laugh your ass off. This is my favorite stand up routine of ALL time and what's funny he beats so many other guys by being clean...This is the best single stand up routine I have ever listened to!
THUMBS THIS UP!!! Want to watch this video as the audio version of the live performance? All 56 mins???? Go to playlist.com and type in brian regan :) Then laugh your ass off. This is my favorite stand up routine of ALL time and what's funny he beats so many other guys by being clean...This is the best single stand up routine I have ever listened to!
"And when my leg snapped I was thinkin, Oh maybe I'll get my daughter a puppy.. Oh I remember now, I was mostly likely thinking AHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHH!" XD
this is hilarious with transcribe audio on i watched once and died laughing but i watched it again and it wasnt funny then i used the transcribe audio function now its funny again
@JewLoco If you are going to be a lawyer you should probably learn how to spell "sue" unless you are taking the bar exam to become a tailor and your name happens to be "Lawyer".
what were you thinking right before you hit the pavement, evil?
oh, right before I hit the pavement? What was I thinking? Oh, I remember thinking 'hey did i turn off the iron?' then my leg snapped in half,and i was going 'hey, maybe i should get my daughter a puppy!' what do you think i was thinking? i was thinking 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!' something like that if i remember right.
First Bobby gets eaten by Gentle Ben then he has to live the fact he stabbed several people at a birthday party. Poor Bobby, always getting into his shenanigans.
@GalakStari yeah cause if you say the same things people will get bored,check any other comedian, its the same theme but the jokes are laid down diffrently
He doesn't do this anymore but why did he always end up hunched over at the end of every single joke? That got kind of annoying. He's still hilarious though.
WRONG! people who live in certain houses that have land where they could actually grow certain stuff will actually get paid NOT TO grow them, so that the big corporations can benefit.
Go Bobby with the pin just run amok!!
TheRectangularCircle 2 weeks ago
He hunched over a lot during this show...
EdwardNygma1 4 weeks ago
@EdwardNygma1 Probably his mullet was weighing him down.
superRussian4ever 2 weeks ago
This video is HILARIOUS I love it :)
thejonasbrossuck22 1 month ago
Hey Lawyer Lawyer.... Hey Lawyer Lawyer Lawyer...... SUE!!!
SayTheSlavetoy 1 month ago 2
I was right field when I played softball.....
mjfsuperstar92 2 months ago
Hey Fielder Fielder Fielder! LOLz
shorantheman 2 months ago
I love Brian Regan so much my favorite quote is "when are you gonna start""I'm gonna start right now" lol and I hate haters
RemixxproS 2 months ago
He always hunches over like a goblin. Haha. I find it funny, it always goes along with his stupid-face look.
kelahearting 3 months ago 2
Love the background. Very interesting
Imagine1350 3 months ago
@Imagine1350 ...YOU TOO!
BinaryBard011101 1 month ago
@BinaryBard011101 ...Ok. I'll take that as a compliment. 0_o
Imagine1350 1 month ago
lol Evil Knievel at Caesars Palace is in the suggestions row
TheOnlyWTF 4 months ago 6
i want his shirt
GoEsByThEkR3wKiD 4 months ago
Love Brian Regan, but this young version reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld. I hate Jerry Seinfeld.
jck1794 5 months ago
Who disliked this? Geez.
danielwe77 5 months ago in playlist Brian Regan
@danielwe77 Someone with a different opinion. No big deal, back to enjoying the video.
sweetnessledda 4 months ago
is that seriously brian regan? i just watched i walked on the moon. lol.
Sum41FoEva 5 months ago 18
THUMBS THIS UP!!! Want to watch this video as the audio version of the live performance? All 56 mins???? Go to playlist.com and type in BRIAN REGAN LIVE :) Then laugh your ass off. This is my favorite stand up routine of ALL time and what's funny he beats so many other guys by being clean...This is the best single stand up routine I have ever listened to!
TheDaringPastry1313 5 months ago 4
THUMBS THIS UP!!! Want to watch this video as the audio version of the live performance? All 56 mins???? Go to playlist.com and type in brian regan :) Then laugh your ass off. This is my favorite stand up routine of ALL time and what's funny he beats so many other guys by being clean...This is the best single stand up routine I have ever listened to!
TheDaringPastry1313 5 months ago
The mullet should be revived.
kleg0202 6 months ago
his back must hurt from all his slouching over...
theflamingmushullama 6 months ago
'Hey did I turn off the iron?' Then My leg snapped in half and then I thought
'Should I get my daughter a puppy?'
Ristengirl876 6 months ago
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Ristengirl876 6 months ago
haha evel kneivel at caesar's palace is linked to this video.
Trombonechess 6 months ago
"I'm hearing something smoking" hahahaha
TheMeriale 6 months ago
I was just trying to apply it
Danshro 6 months ago
Zipper!!!
nerdygeek100 7 months ago
nice mullet... i think
wallhall12 7 months ago
21 people are monster truck talkers
blkopsrulz 7 months ago
left leg. BROKEN!! hahaha
bethanyannjay 7 months ago
ONE M0:00RE TIME
Zepp710 7 months ago 3
thats sad I was right field
imthatawesomeful 7 months ago
the part when he was talking about baseball, was like me when I played softball :D
Nickyroxs21 8 months ago
left leg...BROKEN!
nomcow 8 months ago
I love the part when he's talking about not growing corn haha "I got up at the crack of noon and made sure there was no corn growing" rofl
authorkaytlan101 8 months ago
"maybe I'll get my daughter a puppy" HAHAHAHA
authorkaytlan101 8 months ago
i spit out my drink all over my computer screne watching this xD
GiGiPokemon 8 months ago
WATCH THIS AGAIN
TheBlablabla556 8 months ago
21 people play right field.
golfmax13 8 months ago
I always had to call stuff as a kid, even though I only have 2 brothers. SO funny!
appletinihamshire 9 months ago
Man this guy's hilarious. By far the best stand up comedian I've ever seen!
appletinihamshire 9 months ago
"And when my leg snapped I was thinkin, Oh maybe I'll get my daughter a puppy.. Oh I remember now, I was mostly likely thinking AHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHH!" XD
Skystar663 9 months ago
21 people scared the children
DoubleDisDbomb 9 months ago
lol, one of the suggested videos is evil knievel at ceasars palace
"uh no most likely i was thinking, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
JDThePwner 9 months ago
21 people grow corn
Wedigar 9 months ago
Hey lawyer lawyer lawyer SUE!
TotalSaxSap 10 months ago
20 people got abducted by Zipper the dolphin
BlazingSaddle1 10 months ago
the whammy kablamieeee!!!
wisdom32 10 months ago
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, i dont grow corn"
NerdyKidDude 10 months ago 5
20 ppl have "insert funny reference from this video".
Ceunovo 11 months ago 5
20 ppl have "frighten their children".
Ceunovo 11 months ago
Lol
Mangolover87 11 months ago
Nice act. Bit of a Michael Landon vibe, looks-wise.
Ultralism 1 year ago
His backround looks like it should be in a Tim Burton movie
Jet0163 1 year ago 5
Hey lawyer lawyer.
Pamathey 1 year ago 5
i like ta hump XD
ppl thought differently back then :D
combobasha 1 year ago 4
Ahaha!! I have 8 siblings and it's totally like that. xD
AbsoluteBananaz 1 year ago
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"I used to put vaseline on the colored circles. ya know left leg...BROKEN!!" LMAO
Thegreatone2012 1 year ago
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Thegreatone2012 1 year ago
20 people broke their left leg playing Twister.
SlickPick21 1 year ago 23
He kinda reminds me of Jim Carry hahahaha he was awesome then and still now
KaityT97 1 year ago 4
20 people are going to end up like Bobby. Brian Regan FTW!!
andy4life200 1 year ago 3
"Big mean dolphin, out chewing tobacco" (spitting out blowhole... how did he think of that???)
davandk 1 year ago 3
Transcribe audio: BR: 'Some chowder" Google: 'Justinhoes' <--W..t...h? o.o;;
Br: 'Chowder!' Google: Susan Chua Nice try google, nice try
BR: 'You too!' G: 'Yu-gi-oh' *is actually playing some yu-gi-oh on vba XD*
itachiXforeverXlove 1 year ago
Left leg, BROKEN! XD This has to be my favorite comedian :D
zeitgeistermann 1 year ago
He's preforming that same flipper joke on his current tour.
TheToxicTwist 1 year ago
3:26 OMG COKE!
dogsitter092 1 year ago
this is hilarious with transcribe audio on i watched once and died laughing but i watched it again and it wasnt funny then i used the transcribe audio function now its funny again
jalapeno212 1 year ago
i love how he walks around on stage.
TheOKAY 1 year ago
Zipper laugh!!!
xxfoxypuppyxx 1 year ago 39
ahhahah so funny. zipper. deal with that flipper
BFinFlavin 1 year ago 6
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Great video. My friend on RentAFriend. com send me this video. Really amazing.
christianchester052 1 year ago
I was just telling my wife after I pass the bar she can sit in the seats and give me lawyer chatter. "sew lawyer, sew!"
JewLoco 1 year ago
That's make even more sense if you were going to become a seamstress.
55abmud 1 year ago 2
@JewLoco If you are going to be a lawyer you should probably learn how to spell "sue" unless you are taking the bar exam to become a tailor and your name happens to be "Lawyer".
jmcates11 1 year ago
Who the fuck would thumbs this down? Do you not a single funny bone in your pathetic bodies?!
MindstormRecs 1 year ago
@MindstormRecs The lot of them are probably Dane Cook Nazis.
BlackSabbathRockR19 1 year ago
@MindstormRecs Maybe 20 Monster Truck drivers watched this vid, xD
Balmung6 1 year ago
@MindstormRecs one great thing about Brian Regan is he is really clean, take a hint.
joshuamott82 1 year ago 3
what were you thinking right before you hit the pavement, evil?
oh, right before I hit the pavement? What was I thinking? Oh, I remember thinking 'hey did i turn off the iron?' then my leg snapped in half,and i was going 'hey, maybe i should get my daughter a puppy!' what do you think i was thinking? i was thinking 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!' something like that if i remember right.
celticcountrylover 1 year ago 2
I truly think Brian has gotten funnier over time.
HUM4N4FTER4LL 1 year ago 2
good eye Brian!
(Brian) ...GOOD TORSO!
rofl I laughed so hard at that part.
uskyler05 1 year ago
tough crowd
bonegurdian 1 year ago
hey gentle ben where's bobby? "BURP"
lunaticjames 1 year ago
nice hair brian
gancy21 1 year ago
a lot of slouching
binot 1 year ago
"hey brian, two away!" "...you too..."
lunaticjames 1 year ago
"Hey lawyer lawyer sue!"
XD
LostWiind 1 year ago
Brian Regan > Dane Cook
Gianthogweed 1 year ago 3
20 people who disliked this swung their bat at the wrong time
xarviar 1 year ago
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xarviar 1 year ago
Left leg-BROKEN. XD
Harleste 1 year ago
I almost fell out of my chair laughing at the pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey joke! XDDD
XMisterXPumpkinX 1 year ago 4
1:27! what do you think i was thinking?ii was thinking AHHHHH! AHHHH!! somthing like that if i remimberd right,yeah,that was it,AHHHHH
FugitivesOfSorrow 1 year ago 2
I love tha faces that he makes when he pretends to be that dumb kid XD
Musicluver370 1 year ago 5
Wow, he was so young...he sounded like a teenager.
Vittoria10538 1 year ago 2
hey bears are friendly!! go up and give em a hug! put hdoney on your face!
Beardiebreeder 1 year ago
rest in peace evil :)
PyroJosh222 1 year ago
"2 away Brian, 2 away!"
"...uh...you too!"
MrCons101 1 year ago 2
@GalakStari no he doesnt lol
ThePwnage96 1 year ago
First Bobby gets eaten by Gentle Ben then he has to live the fact he stabbed several people at a birthday party. Poor Bobby, always getting into his shenanigans.
polytie 1 year ago
i like how he brings the "you too!" back haha.
rebeltrooperhalla16 1 year ago 6
He does the dolphin laugh too well. How long you practice that? lol
3Blue3Moon3 1 year ago 5
hey golfer! hey golfer golfer!!
PUT!
pinkberrylover3455 1 year ago
"Insert quote from the video that we all just watched here"
kdhg29 1 year ago 114
@kdhg29 that was the best part!
mrtalkative91 11 months ago 5
@kdhg29 OMG that was sooo funny!
MusicLuvah23 6 months ago
Hey, didn't he say the same things about baseball in one of his more recent acts?
GalakStari 1 year ago
@GalakStari yeah cause if you say the same things people will get bored,check any other comedian, its the same theme but the jokes are laid down diffrently
MrChemo333 1 year ago
You don't see shirts like that anymore.
godchildzor 1 year ago 3
dont talk like that your frightning the children
cloud66 1 year ago
this is from 1992
Scathe8000 1 year ago 2
hahaha i laughed so hard at the chatter part!
seanthemonster34 1 year ago
Zipper!!!
aelon1 1 year ago
Is he just wearing socks on his feet?
porkys54321 1 year ago
@porkys54321 nope, he is wearing footwear. it's just so close to his pants they look like socks.
JazzHalesBabyGurl 1 year ago
lol "what do you do for a liveing? well....i dont grow corn!!" LMAO!!!!!!!!
jes9044 1 year ago
Hey Golfer, golfer, golfer, golfergolfergolfer PPUUUTTTTTT!!!!
annesterling 1 year ago
gary busey at :30
BRYONMU 1 year ago
I haven't seen this in AGES! Thank you!
steathon 1 year ago
hes so fucking crazy wow
oasisoasis21 1 year ago
@oasisoasis21 and he is really clean...take a hint.
joshuamott82 1 year ago
I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe! LOL so funny!
AlexMusial 1 year ago 2
IMMA GUN IT! X3
God I love him!
CelseyAnn 1 year ago
6:04 CHOAD!!
MrUndeadSoldier13 1 year ago
now thats why we have the velcro pin the tail on the donkey
jesuslover2K10 1 year ago
rofl. vaseline on the circles............left leg BROKEN! XD
shadowtweet 1 year ago 41
7:21 whats two away mean? lol
Moonbabe1989 2 years ago 4
in baseball that means two outs
kickerboy5 1 year ago 4
Ooh okay I see lol thanks!
Moonbabe1989 1 year ago 3
lol shouldve read the other comments before commenting!
svendiamond 1 year ago
Yeah I guess I didn't look far enough down :} Thankfully kickerboy helped me out lol
Moonbabe1989 1 year ago
its a baseball term... i guess two outs? maybe two balls? two strikes? probably two outs... lol
svendiamond 1 year ago
lol silly sports terms... bah!
Moonbabe1989 1 year ago
haha
Sushieatinbeast 2 years ago
I GOT A PIN IN MY NECK! XD
BumbleBeeTitan 2 years ago 2
rofl mullet
Hockeyguy8541 2 years ago
hey golfer golfer... PUTT!! i'm gunna do this next time i play a round of golf
bloodbathguido 2 years ago 3
same!
BumbleBeeTitan 2 years ago
That corn joke from 1:58 is from Catch-22.
senorvolasco 2 years ago
hang on im gonna gun. dont talk like that ur scaring the children lol
happysunshineninja 2 years ago
Left leg---BROKEN!
xD
I seriously died laughing at that part.
And I'm totally gonna try that for the next Twister game. >D
SolenmSerpent 2 years ago 4
Whatch one of my latest video I got something like that scene :D
BumbleBeeTitan 2 years ago
OMG! thats what i thought
jpmx199 2 years ago 4
takes talent to be clean and funny...and still popular
ixlikextoxdraw 2 years ago 209
@ixlikextoxdraw Yes it does .. and comediennes like this are very few and far between . I love good clean comedy
carlae37 1 year ago
LET'S HEAR SOME CHATTER! What are we rabbits?
kidkillerX 2 years ago 5
left leg BROKEN!!!!!
Metahannah 2 years ago 12
One of the living greats
calideson 2 years ago 3
"Hey what do you do for a living"
"Well, I don't grow corn. I gotta get up round the crakin noon, walk outside, make sure theres no corn growing."
LMAO!!!
Gi1BrO 2 years ago 114
haha "I was thinking about not growing tomatoes but there's more money in not growin corn!!" LMAO
kerryoke68 2 years ago 9
hilarious!
4YouProductions 2 years ago 2
He still tells many of these jokes
SicSolution 2 years ago 3
let's hear some chatter!!!!!
betamaxxxx 2 years ago 2
@betamaxxxx yeyeyeyyeyeya
slavashalava 2 years ago
hey golfer golfer - PUT!
symelian 2 years ago
"I'mo gun it!" "dont talk like that! you're frightening the children!"
hondacrx8989 2 years ago
i lold through the whole thing!!!!!!!! lol!!!! "HE PINNED THE TAIL ON MY NECK! MY NECK! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK!"
LOLOLOL
WierdWarriorGirl 2 years ago
"I call the hump"? Anyone else see somethin' wrong with that?
ChidoriUser361 2 years ago 6
MULLET!!!!! FTL!!!!
Guyya93 2 years ago 3
lmao that outfit is amazing
billmoney1 2 years ago 2
"i'm hearing somethin' smokin'! hang on, hang on imma gun it!"
"why are you talking like tha-"
"HANG ON! Im gonna gun it!"
"d-don't talk like that, you're frightening the children!"
xXLadyTsunadeHimeXx 2 years ago 5
"That hind end regurgitation plate valve started vibratin like a son-of-a-b! i just new rite then i hadda gun it!"
.........
"what the hell are you talkin' about?"
xXLadyTsunadeHimeXx 2 years ago
He doesn't do this anymore but why did he always end up hunched over at the end of every single joke? That got kind of annoying. He's still hilarious though.
Crstklkn 2 years ago
It looks odd in the video, but it may be the stage. Perhaps the majority of people are angled oddly in relation to him.
I was thinking about it also.
LaRoza77 2 years ago
He hunched over because its hilarious
joosbawks 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
if any1 subs me, i will sub bak
sajcrew 2 years ago
hahaha "EASY OUT EASY OUT"
jog11892 2 years ago
"I used to not grow tomatoes, but there's more money in not growing corn". Brilliant!
Sadly, it's very true, and we all pay for it. Corrupt government.
kossmikham 2 years ago
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they get paid to grow other things.
not just "not corn"
SirManNGedition 2 years ago
WRONG! people who live in certain houses that have land where they could actually grow certain stuff will actually get paid NOT TO grow them, so that the big corporations can benefit.
shootme243 2 years ago
a dead ringer for a young jim carey
homrqt 2 years ago 3
arches his back so much my god lol everytime he does a joke. so funny though
doomsy 2 years ago
he does'nt look anything like jerry seinfild
mderner86 2 years ago
left leg...BROKEN
v8supercharged03 2 years ago 2
ZIPPER! I almost fell outta my chair when he did that evil dolphin laugh, ha.
toribifano 2 years ago 12
what are we rabbits... lol
k2z5 2 years ago
with the pin bobby run amok!
Crashnburn36 2 years ago