Red vs. Blue season V best scenes

[Fyb3roptikFilms]

4:20 I love doc's line

[SagaTheDevilhog25]

Fav lines heard:

-Pur...Honk?...ple...Honk!

-There is no 11 You Fucking WHORE!

-Sorry, there weren't any more aliens for you guys to fuck.

-No one orange?

-If I die, I want you to have my orange juice.

[Senbonezakura]

CabooseL Maybe they got their own medic.

Church: Caboose we're not that lucky.

[HiddenRogueGaming]

Caboose: i think im gonna stop standing now

Doc : or passin g out

Caboose : Churs if i die... i want you to have my orange juice

lol classic caboose ^_^

[grimreaper11114]

Church: normally i would agree with that but this is the orange one hes pretty crafty hes alot like me

Tucker: like you? so i should put in my ear plugs and hide all our food?

Church: Up yours dickhead

LOL

[agenttex117]

LOL CHURCH RULEZ

[IR0N360]

Simmons: excuse me!? the wazz a what!?

[NINJAOFSHADOWS739]

 " To mark this message as urgent, press 11." " THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!"

[Sammyjameshardin]

" To mark this message as urgent, press 11." " THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!"

[UnseenKill782]

Oh language!

[hyutry]

haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet..­..

[reaper161988]

be a line backer. or a vampire. or a vampire line backer LMAO!

[motorxtp199]

HAHA 1:37-1:45 AWESOME!!!!

[pufalone]

pur....ple great:)))))))))))))))))

[prideXangelXcetra]

I think im gonna stop standing now...because if i keep laughing while standing im gonna piss my pants of laughter!!!!!!!

[ene16]

lol luv this vid. my fav red vs blue vid. "maybe he's an alien...." xD

[AdmiralEcker]

He looks very scary, and I know this because I am looking right at him.

[Grenadia79]

They sey girls cant ejaculate either but guess what..? Yeah! What?!

[Infurmus]

"There is no eleven YOU FUCKING WHORE!"

Haha great.

[sayinprince55]

LMAO! 2:21-2:53! FAVZ!

[musicislife159]

Dont do me any favors bitch! lol

[guyanesesk8ter]

lol girls cant ejaculate but guess what.....

Yeah! wait what...  lmao

[XDPeruMan]

Yeah! wait what?

[animefreak501]

see my suit is purple can u say that, "PUR", "honk", "PLE", "honkk"

lol

[asdw35]

so freken funny :) :)

[angelmarine1292]

I love RvB but hate the guys who made it, they're total xbox 360 fan boys. If you look at one of their posts like 2 pages back they actually say that PC gaming is dead. I mean seriously what the fuck?

[mazingmikey]

do you know how many people are saying pc gaming is dead, its alot.

[narutojames225]

its funny and weird because at the end of season everyone dies

[musicislife159]

BITCH! I HAVENT SEEN IT YET!

[masterkrooton1]

maybe its a gun

Lmao!!

[BloodBurnz]

THERE IS NO 11 U FUKING WHORE

[MeneerGeweer]

"I'm gonna fucking stab you computer lady!!!" They cut out that part =(

[Nutmikk]

we can still fuck this one! chick: WOOHOO! lol!

[yepenga92]

we can still fuck this one

WOHOOOOO!

[uk2008uk]

so true i was lyk i cant rember that and i was like OMG LOLOLOL

[gastro888]

......

[FoxxyMotionPictures]

Exscuse me the wussa wa

[dudeman946]

"hes probaly trained inm kinives or ball kicking or sumthin" lol

[bakkerboy465]

before thye know shes a girl caboose goes "ya, i can se HER, and he looks scary because i am loomking right at him"

[jjcool980]

Yeah but the say girls cant ejaculate either!

Well guess what.

lmao

[pinedadiego]

YEAH! wait what?!?

[Daniel55556]

wtf did she say?

[Hdgunnell66]

haha THERES NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE

[jedtap3]

"oooo language"

lol

[revengerste]

thank you!

[shadowslicer0]

3:00

haha wow

[ChibiSkitty19]

"But girls can't be color blind!"

That is true.

[Maneachicken]

Doc : 'Once we've learnt all the colours, we'll learn why not to judge people by them!'

[BKjoe69]

tha'r is no 11 u fucken whore

[HaloBuddy4eva]

knives and ball kicking..haha

calling ramdom people...aw i miss rvb

[cardsfanbj]

aww... you left out episode 100!

[EZRAPPER]

i think he's going to be a linebacker or a vampire.or a vampirelinebacker

[Drbob7777]

this might be a good time to bring up my sister is colorblind

grifs sister: whats the gray guy want?

[Gwunty]

CMET33, first off, its Halo 2, and I only know how to bring it down on the Xbox version, you press the D-Pad down button, same to bring it back up, or just shoot.

[BKjoe69]

dude no one plays halo 2 on cp anymore

[marksman1416]

RedvsBlue are always funny

[zeil808]

"got any money?"

"fuck you dud!"

LOL, trying to get more out of a free trade.

[beatofthedrums]

this is so funny caboose is the best character

[CMET33]

how do you put your weapons down like that in Halo 3?????????

[BKjoe69]

rb lb cruch hold thos butens for 3 seconds

you'r gun will be down it dos't work 4 gravity hammer spartan laser turet misle pod

dule weild rocket lancher brut shot it will work for the rest of the wepons

[deathninja16]

"sorry we dont have any more aliens for you guys too fuck!"

"its ok we'll still fuck this one!"

"woohoo!"

"goddamnit!, nevermind send her back!"

"no trade backs!"

"ah what the fuck!"

[5starfrogs]

"Church if i die i want you to have my orange juice..."

Who doesnt love caboose?

[SevenComeSunday]

"The one next to Simmons."

"That's Grif. The other yellow one!"

"Oh yes! He looks very scary! I know that, because, I'm looking right at him!"

(pause)

"You don't see him do you?"

"Yeah, I don't even know how to use this thing!"

[duffyman1]

Frigin funny!

[ZugBub]

There is no 11 you FUCKING WHORE!!!

lol, Church is awesome

[LesPaul2010]

"sorry there were'nt anymore aliens to f***!!, its okay we'll just f*** this one!! woohoo!" lol

[puertoxricanxshorti]

lmao these are really funny.

[tennisismything]

all halo 3 fans check out my vid

[Tallacus]

"Church if i die i want you to have my orange juice" lol gotta love Cabboose

[twix0212]

i think im going to stop standing up now XD!!!

[milkbon3]

Halo 3 Red vs Blue coming soon =P

[kornrules3]

what else was on the ship? What do u mean? U no like guns or weapons. or snacks. did im just asking cause i no u wanted to. sorry there were no more aliens for u to fuck. so we can still fuck this one. woohoo. god damn it. just send her back. no take backs. what the fuck.

[dotkill2]

to mark this message has urgent press eleven

there is no eleven u fuking hor!!!!!!!!!!

lol xd

[ShatteredSurface]

Church...If I die...I want you to have my orange juice...

[RedAngryBadger]

what episode is the first scene with no take backs and the episode with purple and how you should judge people by the colours

[Zokly581]

Uhh i think episode 82. I'm not entirely sure.

[silverback39]

omg that is funny

[renz54]

"no take backs"

roflrofl

[rtgefw]

LMAO RvB rocks i think im going to stop standing now lol

[blood117]

see my suit is purple can you say purple? pur.. "honk" ple... "honk!" great! once we learn all the colors we'll learn why you shouldn't judge people by them.

[SacredLlamaQueen]

shit so freakin funneh! XD

red vs blue will LIVE!!!! XDDDDD

[ShadowUK119]

"girls cant be colour blind!!" .. "yeah well they said girls cant ejaculate either, but guess what?!" :P haha pure classic.. love it

[gatoraaadddeee112233]

THERE IS NO 11 YOU F***ING WHORE!!!

[SnipeGarman]

THERE IS NO 11 YOU F***ING WHORE!!!

[Hdgunnell66]

theres no 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE

[Purple3221]

OoOoOoOo...I think im going to stop standing up now...

[drumskate96]

what channel is this on

[BerjluX]

- There are'nt anymore aliens for you to fuck.

- Thats okay! we can still use this one ----- WEHOO

[goodnaruto44]

hes traind in like knifes or ball kicing or some thing

lmao

[finxil]

"yeah, and they say girls cant ejaculate either... but guess what???"

"yeah... WHAT??"

[Firahun]

THERES NO ELEVEN YOU FU**ING W***E!!!

[yansube]

i now see the contains language

[GNRRAWKS]

wow the description says it conatins language

wtf does that mean

[durkmiester12]

hahahaha lmfao

ohhh that new yellow person oh yes of course he looks very scary and i know that b/c im looking right at him right now yes hes yellow thas very intresting....... you dont even see him do you... yeaa yeaa iddd dont even know how to use this thing hahahahhhahaa

classic classic that represnts all the newbs in halo

[cody32ace]

A VAMPIRE LINEBACKER!! woot id wanna be one itd be sweet id own in football

[ProjectKillJoyFilms]

Yer well they say girls cant ejaculate either but guess what.. YER, Wait WHAT!!!

Classic scene!

[tlrhlt]

I think I'm going to stop standing up now. Caboose is awesome!

[GAMERMAN321]

red team whoops ass big time

[LMFDfireman]

there is no 11 u fucking whore! hahaha

[takaiwhiteguy]

He's probably trained in knives or ball kicking or something. lol

Yeah well they say girls cant ejaculate either but guess what...Yeah! Wait WHAT!

[Someguylovesguns786]

This stuff is funny as hell. HAHA i could watch it again

and again.

[CRLiyanage]

Red vs. Blue rocks

[IF25]

i love Red vs blue

[SoulEater118]

"I feel Dizzy!"

Caboose is hilarious

[PinkPunkF]

"THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!"

Best episode of the season.

Hell yes.

[SpartanFromSpain]

lmfao!!!

[gurubill2]

"church if i die i want you to have my orange juice"

lmfao

[Trooper0008]

GO CABOOSE!!!!!

[Megarexx1]

Reds suck

[slickcutta07]

blues rock yeah

[a14dizzle]

friken hilarious

[JBSmovies]

Funny Halo2 Movie:

youtube . com/watch?v=zeAyS9_l7ds

[pididle]

To mark this message as urgent, press 11.

There IS no 11, YOU FUCKING WHORE!!

Oooooh, language!

[dazzx14]

go blue team

[megamonkay]

"It would be easier... tojust call random people on the phone and talk them about this." lol caboose is so dumb.

[gunut07]

We have a prisoner for you!

What did he say?

He said he has a prisoner for us.

Oh,What they're giving us prisoners now? Dude, that sounds like bullshit, I smell a trap.

Reds are'nt that smart.

Okay, normally I would agree with that, but this is the orange one,he's pretty crafty,he's a lot like me.

Like you? Shit. Then do I have time to put in my ear plugs and hide all our food?

Up yours dickhead.

LMAO omg i laghed so fucking hard

[OneTwoMaybeThree]

you didnt have to quote the whole damn video...

[kornrules3]

what else was on the ship?

what do you mean?

like guns, weapons.

and snacks. dude im just asking cause i know you wanted to.

sorry there were no more aliens for you guys to fuck.

woohoo.

goddamn it send her back no take backs.

aahh what the fuck.

[OneTwoMaybeThree]

you didnt have to quote the whole damn video...

[gunut07]

fuck you man i was just typing the part that i liked

[OneTwoMaybeThree]

no fuck you, nobody fucking cares what part made you

"LMAO"

[gunut07]

ok im not going to fight over the enternet. Because fighting over the enternet is like racing in the speical olympics, even if you win, your still retarted

[OneTwoMaybeThree]

lol you got that off a video on youtube...your so lame

[gunut07]

noooooo i got that off of my friend........dumbass

[johnnyr3con]

dude caboose is the shit

[LadiesMan424]

in the mittle of there fighting my com said youve got mail lol

[hardware440]

there is no 11 you fucking whore brilliant!! LOL!!!

[danjoudan]

church is the best lol

[pbawler69]

~Thats ok we can still fuck this one

-woo hoo

~god damnit nevermind just send her back

-No take backs

wow thats classic

[XxAmidaxX]

once we learn all the colors well learn why we shouldnt judge people by them lol

[fiveironfun]

I am so like caboose.Lol.

[quraishi95]

church, if i die, i want u to have my orange juice.... unhhhh......

[ogrebasher0]

WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE ON THE SHIP?" NO SRY, WE COULDINT FIND U ANYMORE ALEINS TO FUCK" OH THATS OK WELL JSUT FUCK THIS ONE" WHOO HOO!!" lawl rotfllmfao

[number1sexmachine]

THE WASAWA?

[vulneraryap1234]

"there is no 11 you fucking hore!!!" heh i love that scene.

[IronLantern]

vampire linebacker........XD

[japandude10]

kl vid

[Coolguy1548]

I think im going to stop standing up now-- Others:blahblahlblah Church if i die i want u to have my orange juice lol caboose is so funny!!

[kenny0211]

lmfaoroflmao

[jlace987]

caboose is the best church is 2nd and doc sucks

[KSIxisxgae]

RAFFLE LALW

[ad2cool4u]

"Church, if i die, i want you to have my orange juice..." lmao caboose is the best :)

[jermo234]

"to mark this message as urgent press 11"

[theyareAs]

can u say purple pur pel, pppuuurr pppeeelll, good....

[Hellborndelux]

i downloaded this entire fifth season. I would do it again, its the first thing i would save in a house fire.

[eddyguy15]

lol... church if i die i want u 2 have my orange juice

[xHALOSAGAx]

Red: nope just the girl, sorry, there weren't anymore aliens for you guys to f--k.

Blue:Thats ok we can still f---k this one. woohoo!

Haha! funny..

[kampen666]

ROFLOLMAO

[lutienetjimmy]

to make your player drop your weapon on halo 2 charge a plasma pistol and pick up a ball at the same time

[DTtheCrazy]

ball? as in bomb, or do i just not know?

[NoRtHoVeR32]

oddball

[attkedbyallama]

how do you do that.. and what is a ball?

[dudicool]

how do u make the master chief have no weapon at all some 1 plz tell me

[rayquazalegend]

lol, this is hilarious

[library145]

funny ass video

[LordKunzar]

They also say girls cant ejaculate

[importracerdude]

the yellow guy sux

[Arren9]

I just hope they keep making these.

The final episode left me kinda unfulfilled

[philip6996]

holy fuck thats some funny shit , keep it up !

[Sc9013]

There actually 5 seasons but there might be making 6th season I think

[Sc9013]

dude I have to see season 5

[Garetado]

How many seasons are there? I'm on season 4.

[shadow120887]

"dont worry we will just fuck this one'' yellow "woohooo!!"

[Mark771]

There is no 11 you fucking whore!

Hahahaha

[kiryudragon]

I feel dizzy....ooooooooooooooooo... I think i'm going to stop standing up now*falls* Curch if i die i want you to have my orange juice.lol kool video

[lionheartninja]

"you guys got any money??"

"fuck you"

so funny

[hinataXD12]

yeah well they say girls can't ejaculate either!

that is just about my favorite comeback ever. period.

[SacredLlamaQueen]

omfg this is the best! XD i'm still laughing even though i've seen this over and over again!! XD

[ThomaGFX]

"was there anything else on the ship?

No, just the girl sorry, there weren't anymore aliens for you guys to fuck.

Thats ok we can still fuck this one

Woo hoo!

GODDAMIT!!"

ownage XD

[MetalWook]

Man I havent seen any of season 5 yet, ( im still laughing about the whole "color blind" thing,