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  • i hate you. please die.

  • ¬¬ stupid...

  • You just lied to us then you ask us not to insult you?

  • FAKE it has parts from 1 and 2 -_-

  • Could have put parts from jurassic park 3.

  • @Dh0ffryn are you really that stupid? A teaser trailer is a REAL trailer! You know like how tgey announce at real events about a new film or game and show a trailer that shows close to nothing, but enough to get people interested!

    If it was FAN MADE THEN IT WOULD BE CALLED FAN MADE.

    Urban Dictionary? Haha! Wow!

  • fail dude! This is to a joke! Were not dumb! We all have seen Jurassic Park and Jurassic park 2! This is scense from the 2d one you noob!!!

  • I am no longer insulting a 13 year old, He made this 7 years ago. So I am insulting a 20 year old now. C'mon, this was retarded, not a single scene was from anything else but Jurassic Park Movies . It was too obvious it was fake. But I guess good effort . What have you done since then?

  • fuck you jurassic park 1-3 freak

  • Love this film. it was amazing. uploaded this film here bit.ly\wIEMIW

  • awesome film, just watched it at bit.ly\AyHm69

  • Dude This clip Is Jurassic Park 2, not 4 because that even make yet!

  • what's the name of the theme?

  • Movies in HQ goo.gl\CnXBU

  • i fucking you son of bitch -.-

  • bit.ly\xdxcLh

    

  • I love Jurassic park can't wait til Jurassic park 4

  • Jurassic Park 4 - The Extinction is coming out in 2012 i cant wait to see it

  • this are shots from jurassic parc 1 and 2, only the no joke part in the title says this is fake!

  • Even if its fake this video is cool and i bett that any of you disslikers cant make one.

  • Ro

  • it doesnt matter what age you are now or then, its still pretty lame and pathetic to sit there and upload something as "official" when its not... whats the point¿? explain that to me, how is it making your life any happier by lying to everybody and taking the already made scenes from the previous movies¿? do you feel good about yourself¿? does it help you sleep at night¿? thinking that because you can spell no joke that its actually something interesting to watch¿?

  • @drk21sth

    someone just had some fun and if you have a problem with that this isnt our problem. Are you so stupid that you realy thought that is a real movie and now you are angry when you found out that you were were wrong?

  • @drk21sth

    Tell me why even though it says official it still says TEASER. Look at dat.

  • Made by a 13 y/o and it took less than an hour? Awesome effort mate. Imagine what you could do with $50,000,000 and a few locations. If you ask me, it'd probably be epic! Quite a few people that are lining up to insult you can't even spell properly. So I wouldn't even pay attention to the them.

  • so what if im insulting a 13 year olds video there is no age limit for sucking dick

  • @handibap3 What does this mean?

  • @xXdoomshotXx I never did... 1 year later, and you are shown to be a liar.

  • nobody cares how old you are. im thirteen and this is just stupid.

  • whats the name of the music/song you used in this vid? its awesome :)

  • @BlazingDragons7 It's Dethroned by X-Ray Dog :)

  • @TheComicCreator1296 cheers :)

  • HERP DERPS, im loving today going on a rampage throught TEASER TRAILER videos bagging on all the dumbfucks who have know clue WTF a teaser is and yet again, ROFL you stupid fucks a teaser trailer is fan made, go read an urban dictionary and learn about the world that is outside your parents basement!

  • @TheDh0ffryn Dunno if your joking or not, but that's DEFINITELY not what a teaser trailer is...

  • @TheDh0ffryn

    Sadface, my computer won't let my give this comment a thumbs up :(

  • @TheComicCreator1296 creater has disable ratings!

  • @TheDh0ffryn

    Awww. Well I would too if a whole buncha d-bags said bad crap about a video cause they didn't read.

  • This is not a trailer that shows the Jurassic park 4 because it's shows scenes from 1 2 and 3. But if you ask me, this would be a good trilogy trailer.

  • sry you must be jocking tihs clip is a jock . tihs is not jurassic park 4 this is juressik park 1 ,2 and 3 that is not funny

    lg mader14041987

  • @mader14041987

    TEASER trailer. That means FAN MADE. People need to start reading shit before they bag on it.

  • Fkn fagg ...

  • Oh...I'm sorry. I didn't know you were 13....Well I guess that makes me want to like the video, so as to not hurt the now 19 year olds feelings....Dumbass.

  • Smart enough to make this video when he/she was 5, too retarded to title it correctly at any age.

  • Suck

  • Hey, it WAS a joke, who saw that coming.

  • Yeah guys, this is no Joke! Bitch please. 

  • FUCK YOU, U FUCKIN FUCK FACE. MAY U FUCKED BY A FUCKIN DINOSAUR. FUCKHOLE

  • Ur the greatest mother****** that i know. Name it collection and not Jurassic Park 4 Teaser Trailer 2012. I flaged you! Its people like u that ruin good videos on yt and steal with this bullshit clicks from videos, that are serious. I hope your penis gets bite off by a huge dinosaur!

  • FUCKTARD - marked as spam

  • nice collection but u name it wrong

  • they really are making one....

  • Everybody! just mark this video as spam, because thats what it is!

  • @lordeppiothe1 got it XD

  • i sould have known someone that puts no joke in their video tittle was lying

  • I fucking hate you

  • To be honest, for a 13 year old, the editing was half bad...

  • loser!!!

  • faggot

  • I only clicked to check how many dislikes this video would get.

  • @patrickm322 same here. :P

  • So you're going to defend yourself by saying you made it years ago when you were 13? What does that have to do with the fact that you put "no joke" in the title for this video... IN 2011! People never cease to amaze me and hopefully you'll get the same thing one of these days. Maybe the "Prize Patrol" will show up at your door with a check for 10 million and then... oh whoops... wrong house... ; ), we can only hope. If the title had read "trailer I made when I was 13", it wouldn't be an issue.

  • omg i am with you mom stonj, you fucken suck.

  • "I made this in 2005 when I was thirteen" you're now 19/20. You haven't learned yet not to read the comments on YT?! LOL @ you tbh

  • The stupid thing that i ever seen... give me back my time 1:25

  • ok, so when people but no joke, dont click on..thanks asshole, now i know better.

  • ok you should now be 19 or 20 years old.....um you're a piece of sh*t with no life when you made this and you probably still have no life so yeah

  • This is a stupid title, and you deserve it, 13 or no. :-P

  • why dos all thik it sucks

  • @nic123dk because the title is a lie

  • @TheJawsFan24 yeah 

  • yeh no joke this is the most stupidest video i clicked on you tube today

  • Am I the only one who knew it was fake and just clicked to flag it?

  • NO Q NO ERA BROMA RE GONOREA HIJUEPUTA LO LLEGO A VER LO MATO MARIKON CON TODA SU FAMILIA

  • Good job & well done...esp for a '13' year old. May God bless!

  • Not well done.. I knew it was a fake as soon as I saw the snap from the second movie.

  • music?

  • just a thought in the beginning why not add the theme song (best john williams piece)...unless youtube would take it down

  • well done

  • fuck

    

  • fake

  • what a song?

    This is song?

  • this is song ??

    what a song??

  • this was a trailer but for pat 2

  • GONGRAGULATIONS! you did a trailer of the whole triology thats 3 movies it must it been very hard/

  • @savvas731 love it pmsfl

  • you did this video with 13 years old... nice i wouldn't be able to do something like this in my 18 T^T

  • fffuuccckkkk

  • LOL HEY GUISE NO JOKE BUT IT IS ONE LOL DON'T INSULT E LOLOLOL LOL!!!!!!1

  • i don't care who the hell i'm insulting,, you suck!!! LARGE monkey nuts!!!

    

  • YOUR A FUCKING JOKE!!!!!!!

  • death penalty for fake movie trailers posing as real movie trailers?

  • You fucing liar!

  • Bravo. This video is well done. Good job kid.

    -PREHISTORIC CHANNEL

  • I just have 1 question for this movie... If they were going to make it some tourist atraction... WHY DID THEY ADD THE T-REX?!

  • Thare whoant bee a Jurassic Park 4

  • this is from the second movvie

  • the sad part is you felt the need to put this up online, regardless of your age. WELL DONE

  • haha do you have friens?

  • thankfully i stopped it then scrolled down first. didnt want to fall for the "not a joke"ploy.

  • This suck

  • You have people in that movie that already died.

  • its a joke ive seen all the jurassic park movies and these parts are there

  • its true but i love the awesome video

  • Do you want to be sued for slander? :P

  • INVINICLBLE!!!

  • it still has dinosaurs in it.. :)

  • Kinda funny that you have to hide behind "you just insulted a 13 year old's video".

    There is a difference between just stupid insults and giving facts you're trying to ignore and hide from.

    Also the fact you made this trailer to get people to insult you on purpose so you can insult them about saying how horrible it is.

    It may have been 05 when you were 13, but you still have groing up to do, kiddo.

  • I hate people like you who write bullshit in the title. and im also an idiot.

    STOP AT 0:00

    CLOSE THE VIDEO

    WATCH SOMETHING ELSE

    SAVE YOUR LIFETIME

  • @Playboo62 I CANT PUT YOU A THUMB UP!!!!! D:

  • that was totaly ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • this is dumb u faker

  • wat is the name of this song pleas somwon tel me

  • tbh i came here to tell you that you fucked up bigtime why use a picture from jurassic park 2 Dumbass!

  • You shitbag why the fuck do ppl do this I feel like I've just been Rick rolled ugh

  • dude if you're going to say no fake. THEN DON'T MAKE IF FAKE U DUMB STUPID MF

  • This is my favourite fan-made video!!

  • some of these since have the lost world,jurassic park 1

  • whats the song. i eant to use it for my films to

  • @RandomNacho24 Dethroned by X-Ray Dog

  • well thats 1.25 that i'll never get back :/

  • whats the song name

  • Reloading is overated (grabs knife) See you guys on the flip side.

    jumps off hill, lands on T-rex (kills it) then says, and what did i tell u

  • is this a joke to to you

  • i know its fake but i still like it

  • If the words "NOT FAKE" is included in any YouTube vidoe, it's most likely fake.

    Let that lesson be leraned.

  • @ArcadeRobotOnFire agreed

  • Dear friends, If you see garbage like this on Youtube, block the user. If enough people do it, the account will be suspended & the video removed. Did you know that Youtube processes over ONE HUNDRED YEARS worth of video footage everyday? How much of it is time-wasting crap like this, rickrolls & other bullshit? Let's work together for a better internet. Copy and paste this message wherever you find time-wasting garbage. Thumbs up this comment. Thanks. reposted

  • xD no joke junge du bist ein opfer

  • Such a friggin faggot kid, get a life.

    

  • good one

  • BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Great this is the 14 fake movie i have seen in a row

    I have only one thing to so to these motherfuckers who does fake movie trailers....

    Grow some balls you fucktards!

  • i am sick of fakes and im 12 so FUCK YOU

  • what is the song

  • WHY DON'T YOU UPLOAD YOUR MOM PUSSY FUCK BY THE DINOSAUR IF LIKE TP PLAY SCREEN??? I THINK YOUR SHAME ON YOU BECAUSE SHE HAS AN IDIOT SON LIKE YOU...

  • This isn't funny

    the 2012 Olympics take place IN Britain

    and I suspect reptilian invasion

  • Really... I seen all 3 jp's thousands of times so I would kno if this was a fake

  • WHATS THE NAME OF THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Now, Now everyone. He didn't say it wasn't a fan made teaser trailer.

  • Wow you say no joke and it a FAKE it sucks horribly epic fail

  • Obviously it's fake if you say no joke

  • no joke ja ne is klar

  • teaser trailer, NO JOKE! lol

  • Dieser Trailer ist voll der Fake . Diese Bilder Szenen sind vom 3 Teil . Und nicht vom 4 Teil. Wer weiss ob jemals Jurrasic Park 4 kommen wird !!!

    Postet nicht so ne scheisse , wo ihr Leute in die Irre führt !!! Wann kommt den Rocky 19 oder Rambo 12 Hä....... Niemals ihr spaken

  • @Daywalker122

    Bist du traurig, Wuschi?

  • stonj nothing worse than a liar.you are truly pathetic.

  • love the song

  • liove the song

  • OKAY the like/dislike bar REALLY needs to be visible BEFORE I CLICK ON THE FUCKING VIDEO!!!!!

  • its gay

  • Take vthe vid down dick! Hope you and your kind dies horribly.

  • please not another piece of shit call jurassic park 4 and i hope all of this movies become extinct!!!!

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  • Jurassic park 1 & 2

    Dumbass

  • but why do you call it Jurassic Park 4 trailer 2012 NO JOKE?

  • this is jurrasic park 3

    

  • @jevese actually no. there was not a single scene in there from jurassic park 3. that was only scenes from jurassic park 1 and 2. and possibly some other stray clips

  • i wish we could flag videos for being misleading 

  • what a fuckin tard!

  • STOP MAKING FAKES, idiot 13yo

  • asshole

  • there were rumors for the 4th movie i doubt its still in production my friend works for universal and the head creator of the dinosaur effects/creation department is dead so unless his students can give the same amazing effects and understand how to properly create the dinosaurs with the same loving detail i doubt it will b finished just saying

  • @kitsune342360 That's really sad :( And yes there are heaps of rumours floating around about a Jurassic Park 4 but if you really look at those possibilities they all say that no script has yet been written and seeing as Universal Studios hasn't released any viable information we shouldn't get our hopes up... But one rumour I really, really hope is true is that Sam Neill is returning for the 4th! :D

  • no joke my arse

  • GTFO!!!!!!

  • So over the past 6 years since you made this trailer have you learnt not to be a Lying, attention seeking twat or can we expect more shite like this?