While I have never done acid or shrooms in my life, I completely understand what he is talking about. I have thought a long time about what time is. Time is truly non-existent because we mesure time for when the earth rotates around the sun, or for how "old" something or someone is. But what if you head into dark space. No sun, no galaxies. Just the vaccum of space. How do you tell time then? That is why I also think Eienstein may be incorect about his theory of relativity.
@blabla2235 Do you know that Christianity is correct? The world around us reveals that G-d DOES exist, and the historical evidence reveals that Jesus Christ really did come to this earth and there is overwhelming evidence that Jesus Christ really did physically rise from the dead. Jesus is coming again and the signs of the end times that were foretold in the Bible are coming to pass.
Time is completely existant... To claim that it isn't would be to claim that positions don't exist. "What do you mean are standing at 236,450,675". It means that from a reference point, we are offset by a certain x,y,z. Of course, this means that all measurements are relative, which should really be obvious in the first place. How do you measure without something to relate it to? I understand he is doing this for comedy, but still relativity is most certainly not arbitrary.
@flybyproxy time is not real its based out a full rotation around the Earths own axis in relation to the Sun and the Earths rotation around it. He's talkin bout the perception of time and how it only has meaning because we attach meaning to it. Time is non existent iin the sense that it will never be now again, but more or less now all the time; 2 pm today is not 2 pm tommorow
it was on a mushroom trip that i realized the only time is now. its always now, no matter how u look at it. time is measured in moments not minutes, too bad we ddint get to hear him talk about the money thing too. cuz later in the trip i was just staring at some crumpled up bills & i was just like wtf is this paper. it means nothing. we just trade paper for service. why not trade service for service? oh right, cuz the shemers that steal dont have any service to offer besides a scheme & a steal.
Looking into the microscope, into the infinite of negative infinity then looking outwards into the infinite of the positive infinity you will realize at some point that time is not only relative but completely irrelevant and non existent ;)
like the video, hate how short it was. Why don't you put out longer videos of this good comedy rather than short ones lasting less that a minute ? even then a great deal of that minute is wasted with your intro. thumbs down from me.
@dipoffm hicks is a god, greatest comedian of all-time. meaning at no time has/is/will anyone even come close to achieving the greatness that surrounds his phenomenal career. i wish i could hear what he would have to say about today's broken society. RIP <3
@mitchsmullet Get off of his dick already. Yeah, he was a great comedian. That doesn't mean he needs to be brought up in the comment section of every comedy-related video until the end of time.
@davethehostage then don't go bringing up jesus with me. i was responding to someone else i think, dunno it was 1 fucking month ago. btw, i'll post whatever i want, whenever i want, wherever the fuck i want. good day, douche
@mitchsmullet .."bringing up Jesus"? What the fuck are you on? And I'm not denying that you can post whatever you want - you're entitled to your opinion. My opinion is that your opinion is fucking worthless.
@davethehostage its a hicks quote, and good job achieving outright douche status. does anybody give a fuck what you think? didn't think so. your opinion is just as worthless as mine or the next guys.
@mitchsmullet "Outright douche status" consists simply of not knowing every Bill Hicks quote by heart? ..Interesting. Even if it's a Bill Hicks quote, you've just achieved what I like to call "retarded fanboy" status by injecting Hicks into everything you say, regardless of whether or not it's at all relevant.
The difference between my opinion and yours is that your opinion is fucking annoying.
Or you should go watch a comedian who isn't an unfunny, paranoid, crybaby douchebag whose material stems from an obsession with totalitarian politics.
@NiceGuyCody Dude, I hate to say it...but the only thing I've seen here that is "unfunny, paranoid" and is written by a "crybaby, douchebag" is your post. If you can't handle someone who questions the status quo and writes unabashed political satire, then why drop your smelly load? Check out Carrot Top--I imagine he's much more your cup of tea. Not judgin', just sayi--no, wait a tick--I AM judgin'! (peace)
tobias, YOU BLOW HARD!!!
DaComebakKid 5 days ago
Anyone who's ever tripped should find this fucking hilarious and totally true!
clumpft 1 week ago
While I have never done acid or shrooms in my life, I completely understand what he is talking about. I have thought a long time about what time is. Time is truly non-existent because we mesure time for when the earth rotates around the sun, or for how "old" something or someone is. But what if you head into dark space. No sun, no galaxies. Just the vaccum of space. How do you tell time then? That is why I also think Eienstein may be incorect about his theory of relativity.
blabla2235 2 weeks ago
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@blabla2235 Do you know that Christianity is correct? The world around us reveals that G-d DOES exist, and the historical evidence reveals that Jesus Christ really did come to this earth and there is overwhelming evidence that Jesus Christ really did physically rise from the dead. Jesus is coming again and the signs of the end times that were foretold in the Bible are coming to pass.
marionetemanJ 2 weeks ago
I uploaded an extended version of this.
passiveMenis 1 month ago
Joe Rogan bitches
sirjohnrambo 2 months ago 3
i keep thinking its tobias....
nachbar8 2 months ago
Time is completely existant... To claim that it isn't would be to claim that positions don't exist. "What do you mean are standing at 236,450,675". It means that from a reference point, we are offset by a certain x,y,z. Of course, this means that all measurements are relative, which should really be obvious in the first place. How do you measure without something to relate it to? I understand he is doing this for comedy, but still relativity is most certainly not arbitrary.
flybyproxy 2 months ago
@flybyproxy That's the whole point.
jfrsnjhnsn 2 months ago
@flybyproxy you obviously haven't 'tripped'
MrAncientAstronaut 2 months ago
@flybyproxy time is not real its based out a full rotation around the Earths own axis in relation to the Sun and the Earths rotation around it. He's talkin bout the perception of time and how it only has meaning because we attach meaning to it. Time is non existent iin the sense that it will never be now again, but more or less now all the time; 2 pm today is not 2 pm tommorow
jamied931 1 month ago
@flybyproxy If you know its for comedy why even write that comment?
You sound like a moron...
wtfdudenotcool101 4 weeks ago
@flybyproxy He means the measurement for time.
iRULEYAY 3 weeks ago
it was on a mushroom trip that i realized the only time is now. its always now, no matter how u look at it. time is measured in moments not minutes, too bad we ddint get to hear him talk about the money thing too. cuz later in the trip i was just staring at some crumpled up bills & i was just like wtf is this paper. it means nothing. we just trade paper for service. why not trade service for service? oh right, cuz the shemers that steal dont have any service to offer besides a scheme & a steal.
shmayy 2 months ago
Time doesn't exist :-D Clocks exist
Tw1St3DSt33L 3 months ago
this video is only 37 seconds long. is arbitrary and oppressive. i dont like it, i dont like it! ps. i love it...
oliverjon80 4 months ago
Looking into the microscope, into the infinite of negative infinity then looking outwards into the infinite of the positive infinity you will realize at some point that time is not only relative but completely irrelevant and non existent ;)
guldahlrahmi 4 months ago
soooo true
faith0420 7 months ago
@JohnnyMytton hey, ive done the same thing
MoonPisces029 9 months ago
@JohnnyMytton Completely agree, burnt a hole straight through my best dress shirt. Should not be dropping at formal events.
WubwubDubstep 9 months ago
"...it's oppressive, I don't like it, I don't like it."
SloppyManwich 10 months ago
hahahahah that was awesome
jacknicklaus99 1 year ago
I love this guy!!!
pdaniels9000 1 year ago
i include mushrooms into that comment
Victory1990 1 year ago
i see and hear alot of bullshit stories from comedians talk about acid trips, but this was totally on the money. well done tobias.
Victory1990 1 year ago 8
like the video, hate how short it was. Why don't you put out longer videos of this good comedy rather than short ones lasting less that a minute ? even then a great deal of that minute is wasted with your intro. thumbs down from me.
missprisss 1 year ago 7
=D
lovosazul 1 year ago
Lawl so true so true.
Mr420TheBlaze 1 year ago
i was trying to find comedy about acid, and this is the best thing so far. like most good comedy, it's only funny cuz its true.
PonyBoyMothers 1 year ago
@PonyBoyMothers
You should look up Bill Hicks if you haven't already.
dipoffm 1 year ago 49
@dipoffm hicks is a god, greatest comedian of all-time. meaning at no time has/is/will anyone even come close to achieving the greatness that surrounds his phenomenal career. i wish i could hear what he would have to say about today's broken society. RIP <3
mitchsmullet 6 months ago
@mitchsmullet Get off of his dick already. Yeah, he was a great comedian. That doesn't mean he needs to be brought up in the comment section of every comedy-related video until the end of time.
davethehostage 4 months ago
@davethehostage then don't go bringing up jesus with me. i was responding to someone else i think, dunno it was 1 fucking month ago. btw, i'll post whatever i want, whenever i want, wherever the fuck i want. good day, douche
mitchsmullet 4 months ago
@mitchsmullet .."bringing up Jesus"? What the fuck are you on? And I'm not denying that you can post whatever you want - you're entitled to your opinion. My opinion is that your opinion is fucking worthless.
davethehostage 4 months ago
@davethehostage its a hicks quote, and good job achieving outright douche status. does anybody give a fuck what you think? didn't think so. your opinion is just as worthless as mine or the next guys.
mitchsmullet 4 months ago
@mitchsmullet "Outright douche status" consists simply of not knowing every Bill Hicks quote by heart? ..Interesting. Even if it's a Bill Hicks quote, you've just achieved what I like to call "retarded fanboy" status by injecting Hicks into everything you say, regardless of whether or not it's at all relevant.
The difference between my opinion and yours is that your opinion is fucking annoying.
davethehostage 4 months ago
@mitchsmullet Hicks and Carlin were, indeed, gods...but Louis CK is pretty good too.
davidls11 4 months ago
@dipoffm YEEEEEEEES!
MigelMeUp 4 months ago
@dipoffm BILL HICKS = THE PROPHET!... There was a guy that saw the world for what it really was!..
DonRMB 3 months ago
@dipoffm
Or you should go watch a comedian who isn't an unfunny, paranoid, crybaby douchebag whose material stems from an obsession with totalitarian politics.
NiceGuyCody 1 week ago
@NiceGuyCody Dude, I hate to say it...but the only thing I've seen here that is "unfunny, paranoid" and is written by a "crybaby, douchebag" is your post. If you can't handle someone who questions the status quo and writes unabashed political satire, then why drop your smelly load? Check out Carrot Top--I imagine he's much more your cup of tea. Not judgin', just sayi--no, wait a tick--I AM judgin'! (peace)
karmadhyana 1 week ago
haha ive said pretty much the exact same thing to my friends. they look at me like im crazy. most of them havent tripped
mattshane 1 year ago 25
@mattshane i love acid and mushrooms! :)
thezepp925 1 year ago
<3 David is awesome onelove
ALToast 1 year ago
so true :D
Indrius 1 year ago