Top Gear - The Simon Cowell interview - BBC

[21centurynostradamus]

I heard that if you say Simon Cowell name in the mirror 3 times he come sorund your house and sets a new fastest lap on your copy of mario kart for wii. Then Jay Kay comes round later and beats the time Cowell set.

[etneversayneverforev]

Ass hole driving

[Jovifan239]

lol he reminds me of my old college music teacher its the hairstye but i think i would find him intermedating if i ever met him in real life lol

[Introverder]

Sorry I was talking to the guy with a nick

"ImSoJohnDeleted" who simply is retarded or JUST HAVE NO SENSE of humour at all or maybe just watched some other interview.

[xbluerayx]

ITV just give him everything he wants. 100% promotion of all his stars on his record label . There is even gonna be a Susan Boyle hour long program. Cheryl Cole is gonna get a Hour long program to promote her album and everyone that is ALLOWED on X Factor gets in the top ten the following week . It's a totally unfair playing field . And all the real Talent and originality has been crushed . We are just gonna get karaoke clones that are overated . I hope he sleeps well .

[xbluerayx]

Yeah he knows something about music.

He knows how to ruin the music industry.

The UK charts are more controlled than they have ever been . He has help make Mediocre Britain. Slow Hand Clap .

[AndySiner]

Dara O Briain: "The answer is 15 per second. What is the question?"

Lauren Laverne: "How many pounds sterling is Simon Cowell paid to cut the cultural throat of our nation and drink its still-warm blood?"

[Cellsolid]

lol Cowell is such an asshole while Clarkson is just nastily funny

[themaxxray]

Simon didn't hold the celeb fastest time for very long. Jay Kay got his revenge

[lucianocopete]

wrong!!!!!!

[djsingh23]

There is another one who knows how to respect and cherish his limited talent and personality to make him beleive within it;-)

[RyRyBassline]

simon looks well weird before all his botox n his plastic surgery

[cocainesnooter]

simons right that BMW are shite cars

[Wartled]

LOL use the pdal on the right! :P omfg

[HHHfanboy212]

LOL jeremy pissed at the end...

[JDubs878]

Fuck Simon Cowell! >:(

Seriously though, why did he have to drive so well and so fast? As if his ego wasn't large enough already, he's now an even more smug bastard. :p

[TyDruid]

fuck you JDubs878

[Geordie1992sex]

Listen to (The Ballad Of Simon Cowell) on U-Tube

[LilPinkCrystal]

i like it how everyone boos

and even on top gear he is mean.

simon'well the difference is i know something about music and you don't'.

[RSJuggo3]

Simon looks so diffrent.

[MonksRmyHomies]

um top gear is run by my dad and my dad is a junky who puts weed in the presenters coffe so thats the only reason top gear is good, becuse the presenters are all HIGH!

[Musseduss]

What did he say the Chrysler was?

[extinkt]

the 2 best TV Personalitys ever... Simon cowell is just the coolest man ever and clarkson is just.. clarkson a titan of a man

[xxAngelxxBabexx]

haha the banter is brillant XD

[llnnssccify]

Simons cocky for a reason. He's damn good at a lot of things.

[bonfirejovi]

like what? marketing untalented people, cars and what else?

[llnnssccify]

Be as good at marketing untalented people as he is and then we can talk.

look up his game show appearance.. he won that too.

[bonfirejovi]

not criticizing him for it but he is obviously no where as talented as you think he is.

and he knows NOTHING about music but he knows a lot about the music business. big difference.

[xLaurenOscarx]

Simons tinsy!!

[arsiaamini123]

no jeremy is just tall, i think hes around 2 meters tall

[HHHfanboy212]

2,5 m actually... :)

[regashaker]

hO cUte When he sAys

"YES"

in the end XD ahahah

[misternef]

Is he still #1?

[ProjectPendulum]

Jay Kay is #1 now. To me though, JK's lap didnt look as quick.

[misternef]

Thank you for the update!

[ProjectPendulum]

Although I must say that I think this lap was done with the old car. They have since moved onto a slightly quicker car and restarted the leaderboard. Simon was quickest on that one for a time before being overtaken by JK.

[mousesports]

no, he got beat.

[ashwingrg]

lmao

[Misssallysucker]

Check out this great song called "Simon Cowells Birthday Bash" on U-Toobe

[TJDG1]

its not often jezza gets a bigger wanker on than himself.

[blodbound]

like simon but Jeremy is way more funny, which Simon also admitted.

[AcitobuS]

Simon I adore you !!!!

[AcitobuS]

I love Simon.

He is soooo sexy ans of course smart!

I hope i get a chance to date him :)

[merliniandruid]

Simon Cowel Is A Knobhead Lucie Jones Was Miles better than the crap twins fixed wont watch again

[esp2323]

I completely agree with the BMW opinion.

[PictureOfImagination]

i honestly thought when i watched a episode of top gear & simon cowell was on the leader board i thought it was a piss take, its cowell he never appears on any show unless its one off his one, im canny suprised still love him though :)

[turtledeerbirdinsect]

Learn to write.

[PictureOfImagination]

Sorry, i didnt mean any offence, if its my spelling im slightly dyslexic =\

[lucyteddy50]

LOL

[thesanesofme]

he sounded like a little boy when he said 'yes!' looks like there's a child in him after all.

[lordmasters101]

i dont think he saying every bmw is bad, just those done but that bloke

[tutuidiot]

BMW r shitty cars! :D

[enacra101]

wtf?... BMW's are def. GOOD cars

[YRR85]

BMWs are good cars wt is he thinking??

[nealwilley]

referring to the bmw designer chris bangle and the hated "bangle butt" raised trunk. Old bmw's are better, do ya homework.

[tkgeezy01]

4ck him!!!..BMWs arent bad

[aaiissoo]

meu ovo

[lukeydev]

simons too quick for jeremy

[Olliguer]

Jeremy is a human Maybach...?

So Simon would like to be in the back of him, ehh?

Haha

[wonderman234]

fucking good 1

[hecktheworld]

Haha he's like a little kid winning that car thing

[abrowne1975]

he's brillaint.

[baker861120]

08:17 ftw

[darrouken]

Are these guys brothers? lol :-P

[redplague]

I think their bumming.

[calvinblinkee]

These guys are hilarious together

[lovevanessahudgen100]

hes kinda cute

[khongorzul]

Love simon!! hes the man!!

[360cbh]

richard hammond is a very small man

[neijorh1]

Simon, Simon, Simon.....There is no right with you.

[kristina2725]

lmaoo at simon at 11.14

[MX85UK]

he looks like a gimp 11:12

[prasad604]

lol more for simon to be proud about

[bMwHotBoxer]

i love simon cowell haha hes great

[AHafan1]

happy birthday simon!

[amaurito1]

simon is kinda gay...

[2cute4ubby]

I agree, simon looks rele bad looking, eww i wouldnt date him even if he was the last man on this planet.. yukkk

[krustystudios]

Simon Cowell is soooo UGLY omg

[AldoBorelli]

Cowell and Clarkson should make a "blend" show called Pop Gear

[MusTheBunneh]

lol xD

[maliksba]

my dad bought a maybach and its wank.

[lucidl]

of course he did

[RaxaSpitz]

LOL theyre great together!

[BahamutChaos63]

pause at 7:14 - "Human mayback, human mayback... grotesque, what?"

[n00dle12345]

simon and jeremy are really funny together cos theyre so similar :L i love it

[generouspeasant]

Fuck off with your 1st class lane.

cunt

[buildsbest]

I like Simon, I don't think he's rude at all.

[RidgeRPG]

hahaha 1st class lane xD

[DapzLive]

Whats the difference between Simon Cowell and God?

God doesn't think he's Simon Cowell, but...

[langerCAN]

lolz

[Ross060203]

Do you know what Simon comes across as being a total c*nt but watch him long enough and he really isn't!!! I'm not a fan of Simon BUT "he says it like it is". He is a Mummy's boy and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that!!

[Vaega1]

jeremy is massive, he's so tall

[xXTheGoldenBoy17Xx]

he is lol, i think hes 6'5

[porqtevasjuan]

hey anyone here want an invite to lockerz

[Color8ed]

it´s amazing to see jeremy and simon talking to each other. Both of them are honest and charismatic......I absolutely love it!!!

[hasmanDUDE]

ha he has a rolls royce now

[MrsHaggard5]

I'm 73 years old and Simon is the man for me. I've been saving myself for over 50 years and I've finally found someone I can hump. Does anyone know his address or phone nr. lol Mrs Haggard

[Kulumuli]

The two brutes meet.¨

They are bastards, but honest bastards.

And that is a compliment.

[swollower]

a friendly face from country that gave you friendly fire- brilliant

[szasza19890616]

I've just seen this interview on a hungarian television channel and I was thrilled. :) Simon is so funny. I absolutely love him. :)

[imabookfreak]

I didn't realize that in Britain they use 'wanker' the same way we in America use 'fuck', both as a verb and an adjective. I'm so going to start using that instead. XD

[7L]

wanker means more like jerk, its not as strong as "fuck", unno where you got that from

[imabookfreak]

when some of the guys use the word wanker when they messed up the car. ex: the car has just done a 360, slows and halts. man says wanker. like that.

[imabookfreak]

@7L what I meant was, they use it in similar circumstances, not that it means similar things.

[ETeazzzy]

Hes a big british music producer you idiots the one who doenst know about music is p. diddy

[djlu55]

lol, Simon Cowell is an utter legend. God bless the guy

[Baiatmuzicant]

whats does simon know about music?

what do you kw about music?

simon knw about music then yoou know about your life

[speccwolf]

He can spell, and hes a music executive with hundreds of contracted musicians, i dunno maybe you are right and logic flip-sided.

[FallenPureAngelX]

haha absolutley brilliant

[wagwunrandom]

simon cowell wat an absolute legend lol

[gaiboi16muk]

oh i love that man so much, Simon Cowell is actually THE dogs bollocks. ABSOLUTELY love that man

[golddigger118]

he is gay :l

[heather4eva06]

Only Simon could put Jeremy in his place.

[icecoolz1]

lol

[rawdawg15]

Wow, the two most stereotypical rude elitest British Snobs on the planet, face to face! They should get a show together and just bitch and moan about things all day long

[shadymcmuffin]

Simon Cowell is nuts

[OkurkaBinLadin]

I would watch that! XD

[asalamale]

hahaha its a friendly face from the country that gave you friendly fire LMAO

[karlismatisans]

This is the best top gear episode ever!!!!

[Tom9731]

03:44 ugliest car ever

[swatsonn]

Pit Simon against Jose Mourinho. That would be interesting! :D

[lolbertthetyrant]

he is a GOD

[kellyc612]

Simon still may be booed if he makes a harsh comment about someone people perceive as popular. Back then, though, he was booed even when making entrances.... now, people cheer him as they have more respect for him. I like the fact that he's completely honest and isn't afraid to say outright what people are thinking.

[foltrap6]

i love this guy, he is just brilliant

[azn88hunni]

LOL "im gonna be so smug" wow he's not low on self-esteem is he

[Ovidius777]

He's nowhere near as rude as Gordon Ramsey XD

[GEORDIELAD20]

it probz wud ave bin a cok will yung was hit wit nt a axe

[ajpw1981]

I dont like that fucker's smile, its soo fake and up his arse.

[jograd08]

wht did simon said on 03:17?

[morganhippie]

"It's a herse."

[Vaylinne]

'i mean it is a hurse'

[Frostypower]

He is such an ass! And that's why he's brilliant! :D

[amogenaro666]

hahahaha totally agree

[iBrokeMyBed]

jeremy looks alot younger here than he is today

and so does simon cowell

x

[aaron11892]

haha simon took the piss out of jeremy in this one lol

[sncool1]

simon is ace

[rcamobile]

simons face looks hilarious at 1:24

[obsessong]

His face is funny at 7:57 too.

[xHorseLoverX08]

LMAO! I couldnt stop laughing!!

Expecially at the " it looks liek this car has a desiese" LMAO!!! XD I love TopGear!! And Simon haha!! =D

[xmechman93x]

when you quote someone it would help if you put it correctly

[sitstandnow]

hahha it was like an owning battle between the two

awesome xD

[cie79]

i am so happy...

[budskap0]

i wanna dance with my pants, do it on my hips. i wanna dance with my pants 1,2,3!

[ipekatomang]

NNNNNNNNNNOOO WAIZ

[ThexxGodfather]

he's the type of guy who gets what he wants!!! he'd beat J.K

[05336345802]

hes right about chris bangle

[ss3man1]

BOOO LOL

[gorefatale]

I love how no matter how prestigious, rich, famous etc. someone may be, when it comes to the Top Gear test lap they all become little boys! Simon is ace.

[thelmaatobatele]

is it me or was simon kinda rude here

[GreenDayJinx93]

yeah, 'cus simon's neeever rude

[jayceon08]

ahahahha at the end...YESS!!! bahaha

[Tockwork]

Did he say "Bugger"?

[megachipmunk]

lol noo he said w**ker

xx

[justlooking369]

nah we said wanker :P

[christopherawesome]

who is J K?

[s43063]

J K is a singer and also a petrol head.

[christopherawesome]

Yeah i found later it's Jason (Jay) Kay of Jamiroquai

[eddie2593]

ohh i thought it was jk rowling :P:P:P

[hiyaitsmejoel1]

ahahahahhaha simon is the BEST!!!

[lilgreenfingerpuppet]

love how he calls the Roller austentacious then in every single episode of x factor he arrives in dum dum dum!! a roller

[Rachmanomaniac]

Simon Cowell is the only judge of these shows with sense. People like Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden are fucking airheads. GO SIMON!

[josstud]

8:20 xD

[TxnDigital]

Simon Cowell is Steve Jobs' evil twin with that shirt

[Clarestovold]

Lol, everyone started laughing after he said "I'd like to beat Jay Kay" XD

[allihyany]

7:20 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[carmodifire]

cowell owns a veyron, he has tons of $, don't hate.

[smegweevil]

Simon has many cars, and only one black shirt.

[TxnDigital]

He is Steve Job's distant cousin with that shirt

[mleczko79]

wow, mate u nailed it. that is very true.

Top Gear is HIILLLAARIOUSSS.... anyone agree????