Andy Samberg - I Threw It On The Ground

[MrWewillbevictorious]

@willimwillson

I threw u on the ground!!!

I'm an ADULT!!

[JEWHUNTER691]

Some lady asks me to hold her baby...

Man I ain't no day care....

[gesym4]

they took most of them off like the lonelyisland verson they are the first people to have all SNL shorts up on youtube

[thechuck95]

I took the like button...AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

[OMGxSHOES7]

4 people got thrown on the ground

[jackiegirl32]

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph

GROUND!

[cricketgd]

4 people thought the dislike button meant dis-i-like !

[Varencilator]

my sister came home for the first time in years, she gave me gift

I took it, smiled and said thank you...

AND I THREW HER ON THE GROUND

I'm not a part of your system!!! where the hell have you been???

[nutchellee]

happy birthday to the ground, best part.

[MrSystemOAD]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUUUND!!!

[willimwillson]

Please everyone stop making up verses to this song.

[stewdudetp]

@willimwillson This poser was tryin to get us to stop making up verses to this song...I THREW HIS COMMENT TO THE GROUND!!!!!!

[bbarrbrayden]

So I walked into my kitchen, and I my mom asked me what to bake. Surely enough its my birthday, so I said a cake. 45 mins later, when I came back, I heard my mom was talking whack. She then handed me a piece of cake, but what I did was beat... it with a rake. When I finished, she got mad at me, so she sent her hound. But before he got to me, I took the cake, and THREW IT ON THE GROUNDDDD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUNNNDDDD!

...Just made that up, broha!

[eighttypesofcrazy23]

OH MY GOD THATS FUNNY

[Alextube08]

4 people didn't throw it on the GROUND!

[Quallenkrauler]

boiled goose being thrown on the ground at 1:53

[Meekadelle]

:D Great!

[girloffaith16]

poser :P

[xxladybug94]

I'M AN ADUUULT!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!! I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO!! 

ROFL xD

[imacutebutton7]

welcome to the real world jackass

[cliquegirlz15]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!!!

[backwardsslap]

4 people who disliked are part of the system

[MrSlipknot996]

GROUND!!

[1mL33T]

happy birthday to the GROUND

[ammurria]

They tazed me in the butthole!! Tazin on my butthole, ova and ova, screaming and squirming, my butthole was on fire.... the moral of the story is... YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM!!!

[Zumzizeroo17]

"I was at the farmers market with my so called girlfriend she hands me a cellphone and says it's my dad. Maaaan this ain't my dad! This is a cellphone! I threw it on the ground, what you think i'm stupid? I'm not a part of you're system. My dads not a phone! DUH!" xD

[rjcool2468]

very good, but i have done better if you want to see my vids type in rjcool2468 in the search bar

[miked104]

DUHHHH!!

[TheCandymusiclover]

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 THE GROUND!!! I threw the birthday cake 2!" ROTFLMAO!!!! :)

[TheCandymusiclover]

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 the GROUND!!! I threw the birthday cake 2!" ROTFLMAO!!!! :)

[Uilus]

You really can't trust the system... Throw them on the GROUUUUUND!

[456staks]

Happy Birthday On The Ground!!!

[yirotogi]

Four people need to be thrown to the ground.

[Nhzharuthopar]

Nice performance by Jeff Goldblum.

[yirotogi]

@Nhzharuthopar

That was Jeff Goldblum :o?

[bluebluerule]

1:29

Is that Ness talking? XD

[abcdefg3451]

Who's the other guy with Ryan Reynolds?

[roninjoey]

@abcdefg3451 It looks like Elijah Wood

[thetrevorchannel]

4 people need to be thrown on the ground

[EnEsFive]

What kind of dude calls his son's girlfriend, rather than call the son himself?

[Mikiv26]

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!

[jda2vlog]

I'm an Adult!! nice.

[gdub27909]

ohoh, my side hurts!! LOL!!!!!

[1John416]

His face at :54 and 1:28 are priceless!

[coolman2762]

@1John416 heacky naw shoa isz



[1purplekittykat]

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!!!

[mellowman23]

I'm not a part of your system! lol

[duhboss1]

Is Ryan Reynolds a phony?

[tdeandreas]

@duhboss1 Yes

[iScreamAimandFire]

MAYNE!!! this aint my mom this is an iPhone so i threw it on the GROUND!!!

[xSJNxJewBoy]

Dad has the same phone..... xD

[Highcrap]

1:56 to 1:59 thumbs up for outrage :P

[theacademyisforeva]

omg its frodo baggins ! :P

[DaBomb921]

maaaaaaan!

[boschpilsify]

I threw it on the GROUND!!!

Like a Boss!

[preciousssperson]

was one of the phonies elijar wood?

[iScreamAimandFire]

Maaan I was walking to school and I saw a bum who asked for change i gave him 5 bucks he said, "Maaan, this aint no change this's a 5 dolla bill" so he threw it to the ground, he aint gonna be part of this system!

[Matt218]

GROUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNND

[DemihumanGosu]

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS!

[itsmu]

pump that garbage in another man's veins

[iPhap]

Why do I think of Eminem whenever I hear this?

[drageris626]

Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me, and threw it on the ground :DD epic shit

[libunch]

turns out they had a taser

[nitromenerd]

I'm 2 azn 2 do any of des

[iamjordandavoll]

@nitromenerd i dont like asians

[TSandJS4life]

my dad's not a phone! DUH!

[burtmilk]

The hot dog raps back in "Hot Dog Rap 3" hahahahaha

[firedragon7899]

He throught the cell phone on the phone when his dad was waiting on the phone wtf

[ilhcwwc]

lmao

[xShazamboobam]

This really just is not nearly as good as some of their other parody songs. I just didn't find it as funny all the way through, I was slightly amused by the "My dads not a phone" verse. But otherwise it was sub-par.

[AlexTheLioon]

TURNS OUT THEY HAD A TAZOR AND THEY TAKED ME IN THE BUTT HOLE

GROUNNDDD!!!

[capecodgurl23]

Lov this it's so funny

[NorbergV6]

Ryan Reynolds... YES!!

[bazil0the0butcher]

hell yeah! FUCK THE SYSTEM!!

[MissCrazzygirl]

"my dads not a PHONE!!!!" ..... " HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND." funniest quotes....

[KingCooki3]

One of my favorites.  No doubt. LMAO....everytime.

[KINGofDIAMONDsMAGIC]

Anyone have 3 bullets?

[94DDay]

welcome to the real world, jackass!

[joseaj9841]

this is awsome =]

[LifeAfterGravity]

pac matt...id just throw HIM on the ground...

[jermtheman]

IM AN AAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDUUUUUUULLLLL­LLLLTTTTTTTTTTTT

[MrPacMatt]

Happy birthday to the ground, I would do that to Justin Bieber's cake!

[AFNFJB]

MAN!!! 3 people hit dislike on accident!!!

[AFNFJB]

MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[Tscare]

I'm not a part of your System!

[roddycake16]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!.... I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO xD

[sbj9210]

I love these. Why do the digital shorts have some of the tightest beats lol

[ruadmin28]

my dad's not a phone

[ammurria]

@ruadmin28 dUH!!! LOL

[laulena09]

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!!!! mannn.. this aint my dad this is a cell phone!!

[laulena09]

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!!!!

[Mantonization]

It's 'Pump that garbage in another man's VEINS'

[supergstar1]

happy birthday to the ground!!!!!!!!!!!  lmao <3 andy samberg

[supergstar1]

happy birthday to the ground!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

[Caineman999]

I'M NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!

My butthole was on fire!

[danger0usknowledge]

Guess who he's making fun of, mayaaan.

Yup, it's in the back of yo mynd butt you

don't wanna remit it, DO YOU??

I say bravo to Andy and fie on those who blame

everythin on the SYSTEM in blind gangster

stupidididy.))

[ericon97]

MAAAAN THIS AIN'T MY DAD THIS IS A CELL PHONE I THREW IT ON THE GROUND! LOL CLASSIC

[dininelbourne]

He came into my store today with his girlfriend to buy a phone. I should've totally done this.

[theKrystalcharm]

I want this as my ring tone

[Moostard07]

I turn 18 in a week and plan to use these lyrics as my Facebook status:

"...I don't need your handouts!

I'M AN ADULT!

Please!

You can't buy me hot dog, man!..."

[moko7002]

@Moostard07 hmmm...ok

[mrizzie16]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha



[thatslaurenforyou]

l.m.f.a.o

[Holleeeeex]

veins*

[sporenerddadada]

i love andy samberg lol funny

[559tori]

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[559tori]

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[559tori]

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[Connathenn]

GROOUUUUUNNDD

[horseridingbuckaroo]

some poser hands me cake at a birthday party, what do you want me to do with this .. EAT IT? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GRRROUUNNDD! 

[giggilamour]

He is right his dad is NOT a phone ! LOL! Happy birthday to the ground ! Still funny as hell months later!

[gwoodard8]

MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE!!!

[lovealways1sda]

"I don't need your hand-outs. I'M AN ADULT."

[ricabrightfox]

some poser hands me cake at a birthday party. what u want me 2 do with this eat it? HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 DA GROUND!!

hahahahaha! love it.

[IHeartDPryde]

Maaaaannnnnnn

[27dedrummer]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!! haha classic

[bran988]

@27dedrummer isn't it? I love it

[27dedrummer]

@bran988 some poser handed me their new-born baby, i was like what do you want me 2 do introduce myself he's a retarded baby, they said don't be such a dick,,,,,,,,SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!!!----trew story

[DaBomb921]

@27dedrummer I threw the rest of it on the ground too!

[QLFILMS]

thats not my dad...that a cell phone!!!!!!!!!! ......the moral of the story is....YOU CANT TRUST THE SYSTEM.

[6529hs]

what do u think im gonna do eat it happy birtday 2 da ground LOL

[BipolarGaming]

welcome to the real world...... JACKASS!!!

[supercooproductions]

Haha happy birthday to the ground

[revancheful]

My dads not a phone!......duh!

[kadycody98]

Wow... that dude sure likes to throw things on the ground! XD This video is hilarious!

[kadycody98]

"My Dad's not a phone!!" XD

[christian2574]

@kadycody98 hahahahahahahahaha my dads not a phone

[alice7191]

IM NOT GOING TO BE PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!LOL!

[MrBsball13]

My dad ain't a phone! Duh hahahaha

[romeojg30]

I would love to throw everyone's iPhone to the ground.

[christian2574]

@romeojg30 hahahaha

[Fredo5227]

@romeojg30 poor much?

[romeojg30]

@Fredo5227 Um no, why would that even matter?

[Sup3rB00bABy]

@romeojg30 ummm that was a blackberry

[romeojg30]

@Sup3rB00bABy ummmmm no shit. I said I would love to throw everyone's iPhone on the ground. I never said the phone in the video was an iPhone.

[jimitrios]

@romeojg30 I concur

[coolman2762]

@romeojg30 its no a iphone its a blackberry

[romeojg30]

@coolman2762 what the hell. No shit. It was a general statement of what I would like to do. No where in my statement did I refer to the phone in the video as an iPhone.

[romeojg30]

@coolman2762 tell that to the 52 and counting people that liked it fuckface. Don't get pissed at me because you can't interpret English muthafucka

[Neraph]

Happy Birthday to the GROUND!!!

Comedic genius.

[may1sm]

nice!

[sub4vids]

I know!

[OtterNChief]

Dude! lol that was hilarious