Politically Correct Night Before X-Mas

[connerjd]

This is pretty much the direction that our society is going. You have to laugh to keep from crying.

[SolitaireMasta]

Holy crap! I didn't know Uncle Jesse was santa! No wonder Bo and Luke never run out of arrows or dynamite!

[SolitaireMasta]

'not even a mouse'

Ahem don't you mean 'not even a fur coverd rodent american'?

[TasLon7]

'What kind of Commie crap is this???' Bahahahahaha!!! Hilarious!

[Riskymom]

I love you Larry. woohoo

[joeleffler]

non specific holliday figure? Why not Uncle Jessie???

[ChaosSniper13]

"what kinda commie crap is this? Cant even say Ho Ho Ho no more" LMFAO im dying!!

[liduv1977]

Merry Christmas!!!!

[dwt789]

and looks like Uncle Jesse from dukes of hazzard end of story!!

[samatrona151]

I'm offended by the sexist jokes but at some point I calm the fuk down and I make sexist jokes too. Can't just ban everything.

[Cythrawl102]

God!!!! could you have compressed it any worse than this???

Its like watching it on a C64, ffs

[jackSupaDupawells2]

damn rednecks

[darklord1934]

he use to say hoe hoe hoe but now he says lady of the evening lady of the evening

[dwt789]

@darklord1934 you forgot one, you only said "lady of the evening 2ce"

[MsLzb]

I just love Larry!!!!

[Anglynn74]

I'm not religious & I have no problem with the phrase Merry Christmas. I have an Uncle who is Jewish, doesn't bother him if someone says merry christmas to him. There are "holidays" all throughout the year so why not say happy holidays from Jan through Dec? December is traditionally Christmas & Hannaukah, I could care less if someone says merry xmas or happy hannaukah but happy holidays seems silly & politically correct & cowardly, stop trying to appease the masses.

[Siegetower]

"Uncle Jess from Dukes of Hazzard" awesome!

[gators146]

Specific holiday figure, hahahaha

[wilco9742]

Sit Down Comedy!

[beatlesfam7]

Can't even say ho ho ho no mo... Love that!

[jessenialeigh]

and he laughed "lady of the evening, lady of the evening, lady of the evening" :D

[RosemarieGothic]

@jessenialeigh

I didn't get that at first! lol.

[ChaosSniper999]

If it ever gets this bad, even if I'm dead, I'll come back to life and bitch slap the entire goverment!

[mcwvideokid]

@EgoAnHero sometimes thats all you need

[TheRealWillHatton]

I wonder if people are really so easy to offend as "society" would have us believe? Anyone here a Christian who find Hannukah offensive? Me neither.

[Philliesboy16]

@TheRealWillHatton I'm christian and nope, Kwanzaa isn't offensive either. :)

Just enjoy.

[Branden0508]

@TheRealWillHatton No if it was we'd be offended by haloween.(It's a Peagen holiday,like a Devil worshippers Christmas.

[5jerry1]

@TheRealWillHatton

That's the thing; most people aren't offended. It's the few whiny big-mouth activists who force their so-called "nuetrality" on the rest of us. It does far more damage than good.

Man, Larry's funny.

[MrPhienox]

this is BETTER than that porn i paid for!

[j19527]

Lady of the evening!Lady of the evening!Lady of the evening!Lady of the evening! LMAO! Hilarious!

[cheerjewhottie101]

this is still so fucking god damn hilarious!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD XD

[1JFJohnson]

wow-I can see why the north won.Everyone in the south is mentally challenged.

[djtrumpet11]

@1JFJohnson Just one problem. Larry the Cable Guy (real name is Daniel Whitney!) is not even from the Southern US. He is from Nebraska. His accent as Larry the Cable Guy is completely fake, too. I's called comedy and acting for a reason, stupid idiot Northerner.

[KatsWorld100]

@djtrumpet11

some people in nebraska talk like him. my dear friend you forgot that there are rednecks everywhere

[TehLycan]

@KatsWorld100 your right im from alberta canada and we have people that talk like this...

[KASEYKAHNEfanatic13]

@djtrumpet11 actually you are right he actually doesnt talk like this. but he does have an accent like this its just not this noticable. He got his inspiration for his character larry the cable guy from his roomates when he went to college in the south. so thats why he talks like that. theres a documentary about him and how he got into the comedy business and HE tells you all about how he came up with larry the cable guy.

[home3363308]

Lol uncle Jessie

[robtehKILLER]

not too long ago i think uncle jesse from dukes of hazzard wearing a red suit broke into my house and gave me the walking farts

[DeathAngleful]

@robtehKILLER I though Uncle Jesse was from Full House :O DAMN IM STUPID... I think :/

[XzaccYXguitarXplayer]

Jeff dunham,

Larry the cable guy,

Dane cook, all great stand ups.

[Linada]

@XzaccYXguitarXplayer yes, yes the are

[tonellojohn]

@XzaccYXguitarXplayer And don't forget Mitch Headberg.

[51488100]

@XzaccYXguitarXplayer Jeff dunham uses dolls to make silly voices and make silly catchphrases and those are jokes for stupid people. the worst thing about him is he is very funny without his dolls. Dane cook just tells stories that usually are not that funny, he is more of an entertainer than anything, and he is entertaining, but not specifically funny. larry the cable guy makes stupid jokes for stupid people. dont call them stand up comedians, call them entertainers.

[cocolossal69]

Awesome!

[dlsofsetx]

I'm sick of this too.

[KevlarNinja]

Amen to that Larry.

[BigBlueEyesRWatchin]

LAdy of the evening :)

[happyhappy705]

well they have this shit and tell us we cant call it christmas because they dont celabrate it but they came here so clerbtate it or dont but dont tell us that we cant call it christmas

[SsDaedric]

I live to offend

[kempotristan]

GIT R DONE!!!! Larry's the best

[notag8rh8r]

lol thats so funny

[beckybragdon1980]

u r so funny

[blackbelt352]

being non offensive, offends me.

even when politically correct, your not politically correct, because something always offends someone.

[GGGinyourface3]

@blackbelt352 like the deer part... who said they have deer where somone is from

[kategalgrr]

who makes up this stuff? idk but all this politically corectness is just so ....stupid. and offending..in a way. i mean, you just KNOW that people are not trying to offend you, and that is just....offending to me. GO LARRY!!

[steveomlb13]

I think sometimes people forget the true meaning of christmas, 1 its the birthday of our lord and savior, 2 its about giving and being with family.... So people who think that this is a stupid session of larry your also considering jesus and your families to be nothing to your life either

[makingmemories1988]

Awesome!!!! MERRRY Christmas!!! Ho! Ho! Ho!

[hiram569]

This was funny in 2007 because it was absurd. Now in 2010, Larry's description, is pretty much how it is...

[FaithInGravity29]

@hiram569 Sad, but true

[PsnScouseMatty]

A none specific holiday figue :D

[momx3tball]

Amen Larry!!! Santi Claus is here to stay and he gets cold beer and pickled eggs at our house!!!

[viper10011]

if the words god bless you affend you go back to your old country.

[dukedread7]

i knew from a moment it must be...holiday figure.

[N8Vpride23]

his name is santi claus..... and he looks like uncle jesse from dukes of hazard

[BDuKe4]

yeeeeessssss!!!!!!! fuck "happy holiday"s its Merry Christmas!

[soulassasin10]

whats the name of the show? does anyone know?

[lanakilapalani]

@soulassasin10 Blue Collar TV!

[soulassasin10]

@lanakilapalani thanks

[queenbee345622]

Funny!!! But true!!! Sure there are many holidays this time of year, but our government recognizes only 1. Christmas. Dec.25 is when there are no government offices open. Federal or State. So, if you don't like people enjoying Christmas, then make our government stop recognizing it as an official holiday.

[Lizardinthebuilding]

This is HILARIOUS!!!

[SuperRaptor2010]

"Lady of the evening, Lady of the evening, Lady of the evening." ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LittleMissVigor]

ROFLMAO!!! Ohhhh I love this guy - THANKS for posting this. Whoever are those 8 ppl who didn't laugh and didn't like this, piss off. You obviously are either too close-minded or not informed enough about current events (OR not living in an area where international law is superseding your American constitutional rights) to understand the irony in this.

[rockynuar]

Wow. People laughed at that?? Get some humor, people.

[owl1970]

@rockynuar Were you expecting the Aristocrat ? 

[djdw2008]

ho ho ho! hahaha!

[PrincessNinja007]

hey- jumping from bed might be offensive to the people who can't walk or jump!

[robs5179]

Its true though. if they dont stop banning stuff cause there afraid of offending people everything is gonna end up like that story!!! and its not "happy holidays" its merry fucking christmas!!!!!!!

[TheMrBiGD1CK]

@robs5179

Its not all about christmas there is multiple holidays around this time of year.

[Throku]

@robs5179 God Jul!

[Bana871]

@robs5179 That makes sense, you obviously know what you're talking about. Look, I know it's hard for knucklewalkers like you to wrap your head around, but other people celebrate different holidays during the month of December, so Happy Holidays was adopted to include those people. And how the fuck will your holiday season be any worse off because of someone saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"?

[pickledouche]

@robs5179 Depending on what you are talking about there is Christmas,Hanukkah and Kwanzaa. Unless you want to say each one individually it's easier just to say happy holidays. People get offended when someone says Christmas, and people get offended when you leave it out.

[NitroPunksMightHeads]

@robs5179 There's absolutely nothing wrong with using "Happy Holidays". I use both greetings and if people such as you don't like it, then too damned bad. Only Grinchs whine about being told "Happy Holidays".

[christainguitarguy]

haha santy claus.lol haha

[ratherBEaREDNECK]

size challenged reindeer, ahahaha

[badfin14]

lady of the evening! lady of the evening! XD

[TheIzacM]

LOL

[PatriziaBella85]

LMAO! This guy is too funny.....

[oliverlynne]

lady of the evening lady of the evening lady of the evening a.k.a HO HO HO

[lndrynomr]

7 people are politically correct

[lndrynomr]

i knew in a moment it must be... holiday figure

lol

[starsfan97]

he cant even say ho ho ho no more lmao

[johncisney15]

Communist Bastards......They ruin everything.

[lilDEMAN224]

everyone gets it exept the kids

[johncisney15]

@lilDEMAN224 I'm only ten and I get it. Communist Whores, they perverted everything else.....Now they're going after Christmas! Why don't they just move to Russia and leave America alone?

[1danyol1]

@johncisney15 shouldn't you be watching dora and playing in a sandbox or something?

[johncisney15]

@1danyol1 Dora doesn't have her green card and the sand is imported from frieking China like everything else. Shouldn't you be mature enough not to mock those younger and arguably more intelligent than you?

[MrConman1998]

@johncisney15 lol how true

[johncisney15]

@MrConman1998 lol,I know

[Gocavs1990]

@johncisney15 lol you're one crazy troll

[johncisney15]

@Gocavs1990 Lol,I'm a troll and I'm PROUD!!!!!!!

[TheMashwatcher585]

i would loved to see him on bob hopes christmas special lol

[jijbloodkill]

lady of the night, lady of the night, lady of the night

[EMO9398]

haha yeah santa claus look like uncle jesse from hazzard xD

[ashleigh5026]

And he said " Lady for the evening lady of the evening lady of the evening!" ( damn does anybody say ho anymore?)

[jesusisrisen7]

remember 2 put the "Christ" in "Christmas"...

[motothejoe53]

Larry I got a new joke for yuh. New military sexual harrasment. Privates don't let privates touch there privates. Hahahaha I just made that up

[johncisney15]

@motothejoe53 That is so stupid,it is almost funny. No one really likes puns anymore.......however for a pun,I guess that was funny.

[juggaloleck]

Lol i gotta go Jeff Foxworthy on this one. If you think Santy Clause looks like uncle Jesse from Dukes Of Hazzard you might be a redneck. Hell if you call him Santy Clause your prolly a redneck lol. And no im not making fun of y'all im a redneck so its gravy

[monkeyfunk26]

lady of the night, lady of the night, lady of the night.

WTF it goes HO, HO, HO BITCHES!!

[ATL45]

Holiday Figure was so lively and quick; I knew in a moment it must be...Holiday Figure...

[cycloneninja]

This is LOLS! :D I love Larry - maybe I will read my neutral children this story when I grow up xD

[pokemoniscool900]

@sponsoredwalk1 its supposed to be humor. no one needs you trolling attitude or negativity.

[REDNECKIFIDE4LIFE]

Haha this is so funny but the sad part is that it will probably have to be read like this eventually

[juggaloleck]

@REDNECKIFIDE4LIFE I got no problem with the story being read like this lmfao. They can call it Twas the Night Before Larry lol

[numanuma20]

Politically Correct is Politically Incorrectly.

[Rambo2733]

His name is Santie Claus and he drinks rum and eggnog

[TheKiller18901]

lol

[mileycyrusfan247400]

and he laughed lady of the evening lady of the evening lady of evening

[mattmotocross]

2 funny

[jkirb54]

what kind of commie crap is this??!! hahahahahhaha

[rrmfg]

You know, he says what the average American is thinking!

[laurariddle292]

Lady of the Evening, Lady of the evening!

Ah dear, even as a liberal myself I must agree that being PC has gotten out of hand. Lol'd at "sugar-free plum fairies". XD

Merry Christmas everybody.

[UnAmEiTwEmAkEiTFILMS]

lady of the evening, lady of the evening, lady of the evening, ha ha ha ha ha rofl

[massecremodz]

I'm proud to be an American, and be able to say: "One nation under god" , ho ho ho, and all of the other non-political correct shit that people hate!!!

[saxons82]

an emmisions free viehicle an 8 sized challenged reindeer lol

[urbabigurl09]

ROFLMAO!

[3cho911]

ho ho HO-LY CRAP

[lilpeaceacrap]

UR NOT EVEN ALOWed to say ho ho ho anymore

[JoeJonasbabygirl0001]

ROTFLMAO

[runthehedgehog]

lol

[OenSG]

Ho Ho Ho. politicaly correct my ass

[bluestripewarrior]

ROFL!!!!

[TokinS]

larry for the win!

[RedneckSweetie1988]

lmfao!!!!!!!!! omg i'm in tears. Luv u larry!

[TheShermanator707]

What kind of commie crap is this? hahahaha I can't stop laughing!

[laciwalk]

@TheShermanator707 i practically die laughin everytime i see him do his jokes

[lucasd1095]

classic =) keep it up

[moviegirl8]

HAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

thats classic

[TeamCrossRoads]

did you know out of all the blue collar comedy club larrys the only 1 with a college degree

[JENNDOMI]

wow. this is good! lol

[paintballguru911]

cant even say ho ho ho any moe... LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO!

[shelborific]

I think it's just stupid how everyone wants to be so politically correct these days. Why cant people just realize that you cant say anything that wont offend somebody. You cant please EVERYBODY!!! GET OVER IT!!!

[wweadx2]

LOL "Lady of the evening Lady of the evening Lady of the evening"

[mowerman1265]

his name is santy claus, and he cracks deer with a horse wip, brakes in to peoples houses, drinks rum and egg nog, and looks like uncle jessie from the dukes of hazzard

[redratcrawford]

getter done, eh

[Wastelander1993]

lol fucking politicians

[mmster19]

i love larry the cble guy

[Ryan120420]

Lady of the evening, Lady of the evening, Lady of the evening.

LOL!

[mcfrosty21]

you can't even say ho ho ho no mo'

[dill7198]

in hopes that a non-spacific holaday figure would soon be there

[lolipopgangsta182]

i knew in a moment it must be......Hoiday figure!

[utubedirt]

go get them liberals Larry... your awsome

[flashart]

Magic!