David Caruso is actually a great actor, he's intentionally hamming it up because CSI:Miami is the "bastard joke" of the CSI franchise and everyone is well aware of it. Despite this it's the most popular in the ridiculous world of CSI. Everyone knows its ridiculous, even its creators, and that's why people love it.
I remember being shown a CSI Miami clip in chemistry class once- a swimming pool full of sodium hydroxide (lye) dissolved a man. The CSI team then neutralised the pool with, what, 10 bottles of vinegar.
That's just chemically improbable and I genuinely facepalmed and wanted to stick two fingers up at David Caruso.
Thats what annoys me about programs that use technology, I dont wanna see an unrealistic widescreen, I want load up times, Windows 95 and the blue screen of death!
@birdman3120 exactly, the only show i have seen that shows them in the right light with the cops calling them lab geeks etc is the show "Dexter" but then he is a serial killer so you know? can't have complete authenticity
@CalmBlue I have needs and you weren't meeting them. What was I supposed to do? You think you can just waltz in and out of my life without any explanation? What have YOU been up to on your "business trips"? Do you really expect me to believe those lipstick smears on your collar were from your grandma?
Immoderately the green nephritis-introduced calories sided with QUALITY control, so that those turning from hypersensitive "stop-watch" grants TO measure more differently each proposal for the vegetable whose green color is not only very nutritious but also what?
(Or should I have emphasised "for" instead of "to"?)
@jaidaphire NOW we're in Word Salad territory. Brilliancenzo, sir! Although you posted this as a general comment rather than a reply which immediately sends you spiraling out of troll status and into the polarizing category of PEBCAK. You are learning, though; you SHOULD have emphasised "for" rather than "to".
@CalmBlue If you read between the lines, you'll see that it WAS a reply rather than a general comment. Furthermore, I dispute your idea that general comments necessarily "spiral" one out of troll status. By the way, colourless green ideas sleep furiously.
@jaidaphire To troll is to have purpose, however ignoble that purpose may be. To agitate, to inspire, to tempt, to cajole etc. THESE are the Billy Goats Gruff trolls mean to bar passage 'cross our bridges. The point is the reaction! By not tagging me at the header of your comment you left it to chance that I may not receive notice of your reply, therefore potentially robbing yourself of that oh-so important reaction. On that note: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
@CalmBlue I said it was a reply. I never said it was a reply to YOU [emphasis added]. I maintain that general comments are superior for trolling purposes than are individual replies. They are more open-ended, like you at last night's gay orgy.
PS Never capitalize the penultimate buffalo. You should know that by now.
@jaidaphire You have to capitalise the penultimate Buffalo or else the entire sentence unravels. Without the capital, "Buffalo" loses context and can't be identified as a noun adjunct to the ultimate "buffalo".
That aside, I'm afraid I must continue to disagree with on the matter of General vs. Targeted trolling, esp. in regards to YouTube comment boards. If you simply go around posting baffling gallimaufries of words, then the only reaction you'll invoke is the instinct to flag for spam.
@CalmBlue That's because it ISN'T a "noun adjuct", dummy. It's a back-formed verb disguised as a malformed participial adjective. That's why you don't capitalise it. Jeesh. Who taught you English?
You're conflating two separate issues. Gallimaufries' provoking a desire to flag as spam (and I'm not persuaded that's the case) has no bearing on whether general trolling is more effective than targeted. I suspect you know this, too, which is why I'm disappointed that you'd stoop to red herrings.
Charlie nailed CSI - I have to say I lost a lot of respect for Gary Sinise and Laurence Fishburne when they became involved in that abortion of a franchise. CSI is actually destroying the US justice system by conditioning jurors to equate forensics with magic. It's "Law & Order" for those with a 3-second attention span.
Just like to confirm to all "You have been watching" fans that 'Jaidaphire' is a deranged stalker who has angrily trawled through YouTube to find my comments on videos JUST to 'back sass' me.. :P
@jaidaphire Honey, angry or not you're definitely as crazy as a bedbug. These comment boards aren't here for your little vendettas. Take it elsewhere.
@jaidaphire Hey, thanks for the channel comment - it's adorable that you still think calling someone a homosexual is an insult. Good luck on the whole "growing up" thing, kid.
@jaidaphire Just realised you're a troll who most likely hasn't watched the previous clip of this show and therefore wouldn't get the reference. What. A. Waste.
@CalmBlue You only just realized that? Hmm. Say, I've got some nice subprime mortgages and some sweet hedge fund derivatives I'd like to sell you. Interested?
@jaidaphire Hey. Far be it from me to really even have give a care about your nefarious vendettas, I mean, you don't even seem to realise that you can't sell a sub-prime mortgage. And even if you could, sub-prime mortgages were great for the people who got them, they just happened to be a shit-storm for the banks and ruined the economy.
@CalmBlue Yet apparently you cared enough to comment three times so far. Do you really believe no one's noticed your strange obsession with me? Not that I'd ever be so rude as to discourage your unhealthy behaviour.
@jaidaphire Hey! My strange obsession with you has nothing to do with the nefarious vendettas I previously purported to not even really have gave a care about! I'm just trying to help you hone your trolling abilities. You'll never get anywhere without critical feedback.
@CalmBlue Please don't think I DON'T appreciate your unhealthy helping behaviour! You're a stropping fellow to hone my abilities thus. By all means keep feeding me back the critical so that I may ever get anywhere.
@jaidaphire Okay cool. Previous comment displays examples of hyper-pretension, teetering on the edge of "Word Salad" status with various echoed terms. Strange combination though. Stirs up feelings more of bemusement than of frustration or anger... Counterproductive, even? Strange emphasis on the word "DON'T" in first line that doesn't make much sense in context. Would advise that perhaps "appreciated" should have been capitalised instead.
@sheepeasy Speaking of jizzing yourself, Clive, explain your username. Do you really find sheep easy? I understand that women are out of your reach, but SHEEP? Why don't you just wank to reruns of Dr. Who like all other Englishmen do?
@sheepeasy I notice you dodged the question. I can see why. It must be very embarrassing having to shag sheep. But then why would you announce your deviant behavior in your own username? Perhaps you're crying out for correction, which would of course require much delectable punishment.
I love CSI, my whole family watches, my favorite in NY, and my cousin likes Miami, and my gran watches the original in Vegas. The franchise has something for everyone. :)
But yeah, David Caruso has such a funny way of delivering his lines. It's silly and a bit stupid, but I kinda like it.
@StoliDassah I used to watch the beginning of CSI Miami until Caruso would say a one-liner and then was followed by the YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! never watched an entire episode
I never realised Brooker actually does look a bit like Fishburne XD
DanRaccoon 1 week ago
POOCHINSKI!
hjenkinz 1 week ago
David Caruso is actually a great actor, he's intentionally hamming it up because CSI:Miami is the "bastard joke" of the CSI franchise and everyone is well aware of it. Despite this it's the most popular in the ridiculous world of CSI. Everyone knows its ridiculous, even its creators, and that's why people love it.
Mangina9000 1 week ago in playlist More videos from suukiinni
the reckoner
clubfootbadger 3 weeks ago
Armando, a british writing legend, the man behind partridge, hell yeah!
fozzifoster26 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from suukiinni
poochinski looks amazing
yaakhee 1 month ago
Josie reminds me of my cousin...
megmo1571 2 months ago
@megmo1571 Can I have your cousin's phone number?
Mangina9000 1 week ago in playlist More videos from suukiinni
'a black me' LOL!
IINesasta 3 months ago in playlist You Have Been Watching (series 1 + 2) 2
Josie is hot
flynntheman90 3 months ago
get to 2:00 and stop 1 seconde later...great face!
ECHOdavidoff 3 months ago
Josie Long looks like a special needs kid
JSCwrd 3 months ago
I'm going to imagine Charlie Brooker IS Laurence Fishbourne in anything I watch from now on.
DrunkRussian2 4 months ago
It's funny because there is now actually a show called The Closer! I don;t tknow if Josie quite got the plot right though.
ColkyMadness 4 months ago in playlist you have been watching
Darker and edgier Scooby Doo. This week, we're investigating the "insert city here" strangler.
squreshi10 7 months ago
"Put the bite on crime"? That's not a real phrase. They made it up for the pun.
Sodhats 9 months ago
"It stars a black me" AHHH IT CAN'T BE UNSEEN!
MetalJasnic 9 months ago 9
I love how they keep laughing as they realise that lawrence fishburne REALLY DOES look like charlie brooker.
spashieee 10 months ago 43
Josie Long is lovely.
Saternalius 10 months ago 29
It's touching...
Look at me, i've become a dog.
Ha ha ha! stupidest show ever!
debluemonkey 10 months ago
I remember being shown a CSI Miami clip in chemistry class once- a swimming pool full of sodium hydroxide (lye) dissolved a man. The CSI team then neutralised the pool with, what, 10 bottles of vinegar.
That's just chemically improbable and I genuinely facepalmed and wanted to stick two fingers up at David Caruso.
ChromaAurora 11 months ago 3
@1:54
No surprise there, but Josie is literally "smoking hot" there.
ThePadawan3 1 year ago 4
"a black me" - I snorted with laughter!
angelicMisha 1 year ago
A black me hahaha!
DynamicScherzo 1 year ago
Armando Ianucci is a comedy legend!
orwell98 1 year ago 4
Can't actually take The Matrix seriously any more.
QueenDeaconite 1 year ago 3
Thats what annoys me about programs that use technology, I dont wanna see an unrealistic widescreen, I want load up times, Windows 95 and the blue screen of death!
roadkill1001 1 year ago 7
That dog show is the best idea I've ever heard.
existenceisrelative 1 year ago
they're right. CSI:Miami is horrible compared to the other two
ghfyoug 1 year ago
The trouble with CSI is they have had to invent/make up all this technology because a crime scene investigators job isn't that glamorous.
birdman3120 1 year ago 3
@birdman3120 exactly, the only show i have seen that shows them in the right light with the cops calling them lab geeks etc is the show "Dexter" but then he is a serial killer so you know? can't have complete authenticity
aliensexgangchildren 1 year ago
Was Poochinski actually real? It looks like a piss-take.
birdman3120 1 year ago
I love Peter Boyle and I was happier not knowing about Poochinski.
AbbeyNormal 1 year ago
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jaidaphire 1 year ago
Armando's pitch sounds straight out of Alan Partridge's list for Tony Hayers.
TulseLuper 1 year ago
@TulseLuper I can hear it so clearly in Partridge's delivery
QuantumHeap 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA, it -DOES- look like a black Charlie.
BoyofmanyNames 1 year ago 6
I totally would watch Josie's police show, "The Closer". It sounds great! :p
bewareofcabbage 1 year ago 2
@CalmBlue I have needs and you weren't meeting them. What was I supposed to do? You think you can just waltz in and out of my life without any explanation? What have YOU been up to on your "business trips"? Do you really expect me to believe those lipstick smears on your collar were from your grandma?
jaidaphire 1 year ago
Immoderately the green nephritis-introduced calories sided with QUALITY control, so that those turning from hypersensitive "stop-watch" grants TO measure more differently each proposal for the vegetable whose green color is not only very nutritious but also what?
(Or should I have emphasised "for" instead of "to"?)
jaidaphire 1 year ago
@jaidaphire NOW we're in Word Salad territory. Brilliancenzo, sir! Although you posted this as a general comment rather than a reply which immediately sends you spiraling out of troll status and into the polarizing category of PEBCAK. You are learning, though; you SHOULD have emphasised "for" rather than "to".
CalmBlue 1 year ago
@CalmBlue If you read between the lines, you'll see that it WAS a reply rather than a general comment. Furthermore, I dispute your idea that general comments necessarily "spiral" one out of troll status. By the way, colourless green ideas sleep furiously.
jaidaphire 1 year ago
@jaidaphire To troll is to have purpose, however ignoble that purpose may be. To agitate, to inspire, to tempt, to cajole etc. THESE are the Billy Goats Gruff trolls mean to bar passage 'cross our bridges. The point is the reaction! By not tagging me at the header of your comment you left it to chance that I may not receive notice of your reply, therefore potentially robbing yourself of that oh-so important reaction. On that note: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
CalmBlue 1 year ago
@CalmBlue I said it was a reply. I never said it was a reply to YOU [emphasis added]. I maintain that general comments are superior for trolling purposes than are individual replies. They are more open-ended, like you at last night's gay orgy.
PS Never capitalize the penultimate buffalo. You should know that by now.
jaidaphire 1 year ago
@jaidaphire You have to capitalise the penultimate Buffalo or else the entire sentence unravels. Without the capital, "Buffalo" loses context and can't be identified as a noun adjunct to the ultimate "buffalo".
That aside, I'm afraid I must continue to disagree with on the matter of General vs. Targeted trolling, esp. in regards to YouTube comment boards. If you simply go around posting baffling gallimaufries of words, then the only reaction you'll invoke is the instinct to flag for spam.
CalmBlue 1 year ago
@CalmBlue That's because it ISN'T a "noun adjuct", dummy. It's a back-formed verb disguised as a malformed participial adjective. That's why you don't capitalise it. Jeesh. Who taught you English?
You're conflating two separate issues. Gallimaufries' provoking a desire to flag as spam (and I'm not persuaded that's the case) has no bearing on whether general trolling is more effective than targeted. I suspect you know this, too, which is why I'm disappointed that you'd stoop to red herrings.
jaidaphire 1 year ago
THE RECKONER
Coming soon to Fox
TR0LL2R0CKS 1 year ago 4
Charlie nailed CSI - I have to say I lost a lot of respect for Gary Sinise and Laurence Fishburne when they became involved in that abortion of a franchise. CSI is actually destroying the US justice system by conditioning jurors to equate forensics with magic. It's "Law & Order" for those with a 3-second attention span.
guysmiley00 1 year ago
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Just like to confirm to all "You have been watching" fans that 'Jaidaphire' is a deranged stalker who has angrily trawled through YouTube to find my comments on videos JUST to 'back sass' me.. :P
I'm here for the Charlie and the Brooker. ;)
sheepeasy 1 year ago
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@sheepeasy Accurate except for the "angrily" part. That's pure projection, Clive.
jaidaphire 1 year ago
@jaidaphire Honey, angry or not you're definitely as crazy as a bedbug. These comment boards aren't here for your little vendettas. Take it elsewhere.
guysmiley00 1 year ago
@guysmiley00 No, thank you, I won't. BTW, I didn't know bedbugs were crazy.
jaidaphire 1 year ago
@jaidaphire Hey, thanks for the channel comment - it's adorable that you still think calling someone a homosexual is an insult. Good luck on the whole "growing up" thing, kid.
guysmiley00 1 year ago
@guysmiley00 Thanks. So you don't find the strain of hiding your homosexuality too much for you?
jaidaphire 1 year ago
@jaidaphire "A good strain never hurt anyone."
CalmBlue 1 year ago
@CalmBlue Actually, a surprising number of people have died from straining too hard at the crapper. FYI.
jaidaphire 1 year ago
@jaidaphire Just realised you're a troll who most likely hasn't watched the previous clip of this show and therefore wouldn't get the reference. What. A. Waste.
CalmBlue 1 year ago
@CalmBlue You only just realized that? Hmm. Say, I've got some nice subprime mortgages and some sweet hedge fund derivatives I'd like to sell you. Interested?
jaidaphire 1 year ago
@jaidaphire Hey. Far be it from me to really even have give a care about your nefarious vendettas, I mean, you don't even seem to realise that you can't sell a sub-prime mortgage. And even if you could, sub-prime mortgages were great for the people who got them, they just happened to be a shit-storm for the banks and ruined the economy.
CalmBlue 1 year ago
@CalmBlue Yet apparently you cared enough to comment three times so far. Do you really believe no one's noticed your strange obsession with me? Not that I'd ever be so rude as to discourage your unhealthy behaviour.
jaidaphire 1 year ago
@jaidaphire Hey! My strange obsession with you has nothing to do with the nefarious vendettas I previously purported to not even really have gave a care about! I'm just trying to help you hone your trolling abilities. You'll never get anywhere without critical feedback.
CalmBlue 1 year ago
@CalmBlue Please don't think I DON'T appreciate your unhealthy helping behaviour! You're a stropping fellow to hone my abilities thus. By all means keep feeding me back the critical so that I may ever get anywhere.
jaidaphire 1 year ago
@jaidaphire Okay cool. Previous comment displays examples of hyper-pretension, teetering on the edge of "Word Salad" status with various echoed terms. Strange combination though. Stirs up feelings more of bemusement than of frustration or anger... Counterproductive, even? Strange emphasis on the word "DON'T" in first line that doesn't make much sense in context. Would advise that perhaps "appreciated" should have been capitalised instead.
CalmBlue 1 year ago
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Wow, when the end of one segment jumped to the start of the next without an ad break I almost jizzed myself! :)
sheepeasy 1 year ago
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@sheepeasy Speaking of jizzing yourself, Clive, explain your username. Do you really find sheep easy? I understand that women are out of your reach, but SHEEP? Why don't you just wank to reruns of Dr. Who like all other Englishmen do?
jaidaphire 1 year ago
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@jaidaphire Stalking someone out of rage is rather depressing Jaid.. :P
sheepeasy 1 year ago
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@sheepeasy I notice you dodged the question. I can see why. It must be very embarrassing having to shag sheep. But then why would you announce your deviant behavior in your own username? Perhaps you're crying out for correction, which would of course require much delectable punishment.
jaidaphire 1 year ago
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@jaidaphire BAAAAAW! Please don't cry Jaid :(
sheepeasy 1 year ago
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@sheepeasy The only one who cries around here is you as you wank to thoughts of sheep, your only sexual outlet. Filthy bugger.
jaidaphire 1 year ago
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@jaidaphire Oh Jaid, you are a card. ;)
sheepeasy 1 year ago
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@sheepeasy And you, sir, are a filthy bugger. Your name says it all.
jaidaphire 1 year ago
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@jaidaphire Oh Jaid, you are silly. :)
sheepeasy 1 year ago
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@sheepeasy Not as silly as your name. You can't expect to go unridiculed with a name like "sheepeasy". Explain yourself...and it better be good!
jaidaphire 1 year ago
Detective Constable Keith Shaft.
Pinskip2 1 year ago 36
did he say peter boyle was in Poochinski, what a shame, 'cause I liked him in Everybody Loves Raymond
TheCrowebar123 1 year ago
Charlie is so incredibly funny, he always makes his guests look so dull by comparison.
BGH122 1 year ago
Ok there is NO way Poochinski got picked up!
BentonRox 1 year ago
I have been waiting for someone to post this for a month. Thank you
Inaneen 1 year ago
Did he intentionally mispronounce Gary Sinise?
I love CSI, my whole family watches, my favorite in NY, and my cousin likes Miami, and my gran watches the original in Vegas. The franchise has something for everyone. :)
But yeah, David Caruso has such a funny way of delivering his lines. It's silly and a bit stupid, but I kinda like it.
StoliDassah 1 year ago
@StoliDassah I used to watch the beginning of CSI Miami until Caruso would say a one-liner and then was followed by the YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! never watched an entire episode
JasonNerdbane 5 months ago
"It stars a black me." Ah ha ha ha.
bookworm3583 1 year ago 113
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birdman3120 1 year ago
@bookworm3583 That had people laughing for ages.
birdman3120 1 year ago
@bookworm3583 that ruined the rest of the clip for me, couldn't stop laughing so didn't hear what was said!
moshpotpaul 7 months ago
@bookworm3583 He really, really looks like him. I can't watch Larry Fishburne in anything now, thank you Charlie
DODODADATUMTEETAAA 6 months ago