Mad White Jamaican Diss

[nickaidiRAS]

LOLOLOLOLOL ah him yes!

[JamaicanBMW87]

If you don't know this is him making fun of himself...

[msbirdy1996]

yooooooooooooooooooooooooo! nice!

[1981WishBone]

jamicans are very proud people.ok

[travis112jm1]

YoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!! yuh skull hot,BBc any time mi catch yuh inna jamaica Y Y Y , a suh mi noe a gaza d white man seh enuh...the dog seh a bet seh yuh eat pum pum to this shyt to funny he a BBC slave master.

[grant242]

Mi nuh flex like battyman nuh worry cause mi not goin be their......LMFAO

[igotmorepolo]

This is my favorite video so far besides coloring book!

[dalton2621]

1:07



[NMFlemzy]

"Retarded Enimem" LOOOOOOOOOOL

[ILuvKeonReid]

They Got Some Slow Ass Ppl On Her Bwoy... Smh It's MWJ Em Self... Duhhh...

[inajiffi]

Looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle! lol. Big up madwhitejamaican nice costume man, keep up the great vids.

[nosirrahm]

Mad White (Jon) you are mad crazy

[Benowieters]

wa mek u think seh u a chat jamaican, because u chat some fokry and pum pum,

u agwaan a way yute

[inspirationoffice]

a jamaican bobsleder?

[littlebearX0X0]

Yu A MAD MAN!

[caribbeansfinest]

da man juss tooo funnyyyy LMFAOOOOOO LOL LOL LMAOO!!!!!!!!! LOL MI A DEAD WID LAFFFFFF NUH BLOODCLAAATTT

[caribbeansfinest]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! LOL

[ninetypercentangel]

aaahahAHAHAHHA !!!

[Strydah001]

Hell yeah it's madwhite himself. It sound like him!!!

[yusifabdalbarr87]

he looks like jamaican taliban!!!

[kC000L]

oh lord this is toooo funny! big ups! mad white you need a show on tv!

[TheGammonRoom]

That's Raphael , teenage mutant turtle

[Weedozer13]

Why i should suck up? Why right? What? In gangstar paradies all crime? What now? Why all that? you trip me! i don't no but you trip me, look this now! Crime! Paradies Crime! What now? Why? Please! Don't trip it! Please! Help! You shot me? Why you know to go? And Stop this call! Don't scear me! Yaa yaa! Don't call me again because infront its go on! Yaa! Shot me!

[Weedozer13]

Dawm it got up pull down the hole, dawm what

[Dakashizzlenizle]

LMFAO freakin ninja turtle!!!!!!!!!!!

[laydeesexie]

this got me in stitches... haaahaahaaaa

[Makeupology1]

baaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa

You sound retarted and clearly white lol fool how are your suppose to follow a slave master when your Grand daddy was probably one?

wow. People this retarted exist. I can stop laughing lol

[dubskinz]

LOL

[sakkboy]

fokin honkie

[YourMomWasBad]

this bumbaclot is white too

[kevinjermaine]

a you mwj..done wid di fuckry my yute

[flyking94]

mii lik3 da on3 ya

[WaqasM822]

You pussy show your face .. haha if your scared then why diss .. faggot .. no life you sad white cunt !!

[beautiful5212]

show yo bomboclat face no pussyclat

[zook4life]

ha ha ha me nah no ninja turtles from Jamaica!!

[EVIC0121]

this is mad white jamaincan thats why lol

[lovaleey]

lol i know right it clearly sounds like him and you can see the whiteness throw the glass who the fuck does that!!! hahahaha mwj get a life your embarrassing to Jamaicans.

[EVIC0121]

i wasnt dissin him u idiot lol his probly the funniest jamaican there is an how is he embarrassin jamaicans.. his makin people laugh more then most jamaicans do..

[lovaleey]

bitch did i say that u where dissin him.

[EVIC0121]

you was agreein with me but you were dissin you dirty slut come off your hype an suck my dick.

[lovaleey]

what dick you u fucking have. your a dumdass you dont even make any fucking sence. why dont you ask your mom to suck your dick cause she has suck man dick in the world.

[lovaleey]

i have no time to waste with your dumdass other than your bitch ass i have a life.

[tziokas7]

@EVIC0121 exactly lol and people too ignorant to know that jamaica is a multi cultural country like usa

[3starsound]

why u hiding u fag

[antking1117]

yoooooooooooooo how to i join?????????

[MRmorrisonAKAgazafan]

its MWJ!! i know ez u bombohole

[antking1117]

hahhahahhahhahahhahahha ahhaahhaahahhahh

[m3rcy911]

ur a white jamaican 2

[m3rcy911]

Retard

[louismuha]

Pusssole..hm'nuh yardie man'uh batty bwoi inconekt gangsta...fi say me nuh jamaicn azwel..so wat yuh ta bout!!

[MissStr88888888]

u nuh ever a yardie u white too

[jessyd456]

i.m jamaican mixed with it so true dat

[jaydubone]

his finger is not all the way in the glove

[rudeboy1442]

my yout don't mek mi find yo

[shotteebwoi1O2]

"more time me sound.......u no sound Jamaican!" lmao! MadWhite jus proved its himself! NOW THAT'S PROOF!

[warminator]

Just listened to 3 words and already noticed that this is mr douchebag himself.

Hurts in my ears while he tries too hard.

[rolexshadow]

this is MAD WHITE JAMAICAN dont let him fool u

[gregtube88]

Yep, it clearly is.

[NJKIDDRICO973]

da long pauses of catchin breath r killin me. i cant git passed 0:30. is it me or does he look lik a ninja turtle

[Himmer66]

ROTFLMAO !

[mishielai]

lololol madwhitejamaican is too funny

[shotteebwoi1O2]

"madwhitejamaican, who di rass r u?" lmao!

[angel14262]

HE IS WHITE....

[prosay]

this is some funny shit. My Jamaican People. love you forever. OneLove

[gullygod325]

lol

[ricemilk]

THIS IS MADWHITE HIMSELF makin trouble

[skatterbraine]

@ricemilk you can totally tell by his stutter. hahaha

[ReaLRoAdZ]

@ricemilk defo agreed

[C4INED]

LMFAO @ THIS SHIT LOL

[L0veliLadyLumpz]

It is him lmfao...he actin stupid

[C4INED]

sounds like mad white jamaican lol

[mark61560]

wtf u can tell its da white jmaican under there

[ninjaguy3]

tht is MWJ, I really do believe this is him.

[dominic970]

i say his white skin under tha mask.u can also recognize his voice

[gabyluv27]

your crazy !!! mwj !

[BimLife]

talk ya talk batty ... ya bomba clat fassy if i catch u in jam ... fi war

[cooyah12]

woah how did u get his real voice?

[bygmyke73]

looks like a teen age mutant ninja turtle..lmao..

[whatamunter]

LMAO!

"Mi nah flex like battyman, no worry look behind you cos mi nah gon be dere."

[SpeckzR]

Lol word thats join... speeded up version is jokes styll

[cowahaegen]

if ur a proud jamaican why u hiding?

[badstrref]

lol

[SUPATWIN1]

mad white yawdie bwoy alla we know seh a you unda dem ting deh. bombclaat!! mi a dead. M.A.D!!!!!

[Geoxinator]

bomboclaht!!!!!!!!!

[DonSimonUK]

This is MWJ - John...I know his voice when me hear it. hahahaha funny, I prefer the speeded up version.

[187spongey]

nigga thats you !!!!!!! 2 die world lol jon

[manalikadam]

wtf are u doin u faggot??stop making out with the fkin bandana around ur mouth,ur talking about some dude lookin like eminem???nigger ur afraid to show ur face u likkle poussy boi,lol go sell some drugs or some shyt.

[litlekris]

same guy

[Scoota516]

that'sthw same guy

[ax0lotl]

Dude.....you're drooling on your hanky.

[kay120kay]

ur mad amped dude ..n y u got ur face covered ur the pussy! A REAL JAMAICAN WUD SHOW THEIR FACE!!! UR JUS BEING a racist dickhead...disgrace to JAMAICAN!!

[shotteebwoi1O2]

do u know who dis is?

[shotteebwoi1O2]

dats actually MadWhiteJamaican himself! no joke!

[BluePowerRanger416]

LOMRC(Laff off mi ross clott)

MAD WHITE JAMAICAN IS DA MAN LMAO

Dis man is too much

"E ia a JACKAZ"

LOL

[KCBombay]

retard!!!

[bowienew]

BWOY!! me Dun know say it none other than Mad White Him self.. DUN KNOOOOAh!!

[irishspice69]

WTH???

[queenfee]

LMAO!

[elfrappa1]

hahaha mati....you look like a ninja turtle man

-yiu korsow

[Rachael77]

its the mad white jamaican himself you big dummy

[DaAceOfSpadeZ]

no lie him fava ninja turtle

[XxflowergurlxX]

Wtf. Thats mwj.. And hes wearing brown gloves. What a loser.

[DorothyDandridge]

But this is MAD WHITE JAMAICAN posting this stupid video dis of himself using another account.  What a looser.

[shannilla55]

You are a asshole. Being black is not all that makes you Jamacian. Oh and yess I AM JAMACIAN

[dggfhdfghdf]

bumbaaaaaat!!

how u fayva ninja!!!...LoloLolol!!

bwoy mussi from downtown!!

[Snickers1976]

Yes its him i knew it from day one but who cares it still funny no rass Big up MWJ at least him have creative humor u wouldnt mind if he did another one in reply to this lol

[stefie01]

haha

he dissed him own self

lol

[GtaRipper]

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

[ashantilongislant]

Whats wrong with you????

[Static876]

An pussyhole slizzoff...the indian population which inhabited Jamaica before the comming of Columbus were all killed by him and his followers read di rass claat history books...and the indians that u see in jamaica now came to Jamaica in the 1940's due to the abolition of African Chattel Slavery and the Indians came to provide contract labour on the plantations...suh chek u rass facts...who are the Jamaicans?People who were captured and brought as slaves or ppl who went there to work for money?

[ricjam1]

Haaa !! That's too funny. Mad Whitey I can tell that's you behind the mask and dark glasses. Every Yawdie know that Bad man nuh hide dem face. Only a coward hide dem face. All yawdie know dat. Overall I'm a Jamaican as well and love what you are doing in regards to letting know know what our motto is "Out of Many One People". Only the uneducated ignorant ones don't know facts.

Nuff Respec. Yuh dun know !!

West Palm Beach, Florida

[bshantonu]

It's 1840s you mean, but you're right. My mom claims to have been part of a Portugese Indian migration that came before Arrival Day, but I'm not so sure if that is true.

Anyway, Out of Many One People. Of course, it's mostly an African country, but there are elements of other cultures, including Middle Eastern, Chinese, and Indian.

[Static876]

yo slizzoff if u neva know before the island was colonised as 'Jamaica' the tainos (the indians ur refferin 2) called the island 'xayamca' and it wuz renamed by the Spaniards...so...its is not after the Europeans Jamaica got its name...who came after the europeans?? the blacks...suh stop chat fukri bout a only coolie a jamaicans...fukin bomborass idiot. How did the indians reach Jamaica? They crossed over during the last ice age. That why our motto is "OUT OF MANY..ONE PEOPLE"

[streetwheels]

no my great great great grandma took a ship re re

[CHRIS11OF11ABERNANT]

coz then that child can choose to have jamacian nationality or american you fcukin idiot

[architechnophilia]

mad white jamaican's accent is unmistakable...funny though thought he was going to die under than mask

[bchstrapstar]

He's white look closely at his glasses u see his white skin

[slizzoff]

if anyones a real jamaican.. its the coolies... the native americans that landed there first b4 the british and the African slaves that they brought...

however jamaica is more of a culture..(music, dance, fashion, dialect, food) ....but ethnically no one is really jamaican.

[CHRIS11OF11ABERNANT]

rasta is the cuture idiot...

your jamaican if your born there and you have nationality there

[slizzoff]

then y the hell when 2 parents born in jamaican come to the U.S. and have a child... that child is considered jamaican

[alexstrote]

What? If the child is born in the states...they are American...

[Mzthikk]

he wasn't born in America.

[ThunderThighs89]

The child's nationality is American. It's heritage is Jamaican.

[piscesariescusp121]

what are they rivaling about? or are they just joking?

[weirdgrl99]

hmm.. i agree someone needs therapy indeed. if you're Jamaican you're Jamaican, who cares what color your skin is?

[tziokas7]

lol he did that because no one believes hes jamaican, even though he really is.

[antking1117]

lol

[fronteetgoldteet]

with the same rahtid background....LOL somebody needs therapy.

[fronteetgoldteet]

OK Mr. Uptown LOLOLOL. Mad Jamaican Guy you dont have nuttin fi do??

[maverickmandy]

This dude sounds exactly like madwhitejaguy

[Mgarigari]

idk ppl cussin n gettin mad, this john dissin himself, jus actin stupid calm down

[pussyclawte]

mi cyaan breed in dis ting.. kiss mi one teet granni nek bak to rass. LMAO!!!

[divinecreate]

Who's the fool, Gah on da thick ass towel suffocating yo damn self. Yo just jealous. MWJ is very passionate about his country(Jamaica) and at the same time very funny. His skin color is irrelevant :P

[missyj101]

wats wiv dis bomboclaat fool, white man a cuss white man, che him stupid he dont even sound like a jamaican him sound fake compared to MWJ and if he cant breathe in his stupid scarf ting he should just choke.

stupid jafaican.

[piscesariescusp121]

that guy was a real jamaican, cant you tell?!

[alexstrote]

You're pretty dumb...

[Rasbudzz]

is this muther fucker a ninja turtle .

mmmee nooooo likke youu........hahah

crazy crack smokin hater but ..i am a little skeptik of batty man w.b.jamaican  ya no

[jace9100]

i have absolutely no fucking clue what your saying... :|

[OZilla612]

me caan even breathe in dis ting

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[selex450]

bum bu u funny

[aceridgey]

i love SKIING in jamaica to

in the summer in JA it gets to -45oC so thats why dis bumbaclat dress up so

haha

[magictrader2007]

this is madwhitejamaican dissin himself lol

[Mgarigari]

yeh i realized that after 1 min lol

[THEONELIKECURLZ]

that dude is white....and his accent sounds fake as shit lol

nice try

[BlackJays]

That's how Jamaicans talk, it's not a "fake" accent. Nice try.

[THEONELIKECURLZ]

I'm west indian I dont need you to tell me how 'jamaicans talk'...

and this is clearly madwhitejamaican

but,

Nice try. =D

[BlackJays]

So you were joking when you said "and his accent sounds fake as shit lol"...I get it now.

[yardy109]

stop it jamaica havin people from evrywhere

[darkmarvel]

Cough Cough (Gay Under Cover!!!) Cough Cough

[fuckthissystem2007]

Yu yeye too red

[chyld]

lol retarded version of eminem NO DOUBT

[beautiful4ever92]

Im Jamaican

and i can't understand a word you are saying

[dark64boomLOVEScock]

Sorry what? i couldn't hear ya, you had a dick in your mouth!

This video fucking SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[melissa983]

Which one of the Ninja Turtles are you?

BTW Jealousy will get you nowhere.

[mistabiggs05]

of course this is mad white jamaican himself. bwoy u really funny u know. not funny as in funny fella but you know. i know jamaicans are funny about the word FUNNY.

[dazer45]

lol something wrong with this geezer

[keeshankoote]

ey yuh bad yuh fuk dawg.

[shell9008]

I LMMAAOOO everytime he breaths and that little hole comes up!! LOLL

[bshantonu]

This shit is hilarious. I keep watching it. It's obviously Mad White Jamaican. He should do this again.

I wish I could show my mom this video (she is Indo-Jamaican) but there are too many curse words.

[SIMPLYME100]

indo?

[bshantonu]

Yeah. She's Indian, but she's from Jamaica. Indians are everywhere, including Jamaica, not as many as in Trinidad or Guyana but they are there.

[SIMPLYME100]

yea i know that but i wasnt sure what you meant fron indo

[inuyasha718]

alrite boy meh believe u a jamaican so calm down..dem likke ppl get yuh med eh? but just tek it easy and fuck dem..

[emanuelpablo]

firs ting...big up MWJ

secon ting...as a jamaican an a person wit a sense of humour, i have no problem in saying that MWJ is one of di funniest (not in dem ways) guys to grace dis site...

so uno fi fuck off and chase uno fadda wit a broken broomstick...

SPAIN-TOWN FI LIFE

[HutchyBee]

You look up im there, you look down im there, you look behind you.....!! LOL!

[madwhitejamaican]

lol that is funny!!!

[magictrader2007]

hahaha

[mackasion]

this fool is white

[Isleofskye]

I love this and the hilarious speeded up version viewwd by 69,000 people already on here! lol

[googletoogle]

Its him you can tell by the location and the wall and the lighting. See the 2 pins in the back ground? Those hang his jamacian flag in his other videos. Later =O jamacian 4 life =O

[ilalfisto]

Big up, my bredren.

MWJ is a megalomaniac - he MUST be stopped at any cost.

Join the campaign to ban MWJ from the Planet!

[madwhitejamaican]

yeah i agree

[collapoppa24]

you know at first I was gonna call you a coward lol but then i got to listenin to the voice and laughed. youre silly for this one lol

[shakurfan15]

its jon its jon!

[jamaicavsuk]

this guy cracks me up. keep doing your ting WhiteJamaican....respect. yu doin the island proud.

[nursetrish]

madwhitejamaican is funny

[tr0ublez]

lol jon its so your voice haha

[lilsabin]

this is madwhite jamaican himself , lol

[jamaica2rahtid]

you is a mother fucker becuase i love mad white jamaican!!!

[madwhitejamaican]

nah dont get too mad.

[phonzlocka]

its blatenetly the mad white jamaican! haha! FUNNY AS HELL!