Russ: Romance Advice

[mpeppermint23]

Hey,whats the song playing at the end?

[loveofphysics]

Just voted you down because you were in Union Super Power...

[webkinzarehere9067]

OMG I'm srry but I find it HILARIOUS that you look like a big tuf guy yet ur holding a bear a CUTE bear... LOL! I find that very funny... :D

[Smullet90]

how could u stand this guy up?

[moccamex]

i wanna marry Russ....i am crazy...XD

[tommag82]

LOL

[DJRonnieG]

haha energy drinks at the dinner table for you and your date!

[noTfAckiNmE]

ahahah :D

[jowright33]

4:51 This is the best :D

[mihokdanny]

lol at 5:48 he looks like John Belushi pretending to be Joe Cocker....... again ^_^

[DjAznInVAZN]

hahahaha "10 dollars is a serious amount." hahahaha Love it.

[supermansavdme]

haha.

that made me laugh so much.

x]

[StroutsInk]

LOL. I love chocolate and $10 won't cover the right kind.

[Jordmate]

Sound advice. LOL. I'm sure your getting all the chics Ross.

[supered86]

awesome! haha

[NoLongerLeft]

All the class of Nick Tortelli

[MoonaticFairy9]

why do people think u have to spend a lot of money on girls i hate if a guy pays for me i can pay for myself

[Triple8880]

He's smart, he voted for barack obama.... hahahahahaha.

[4YouProductions]

"Love is a lie made up by the American government." :) haha

[XxNinjapimpxX]

Thanks for the advice dude!

[SeanFilms]

Donnie Darko rocked my world!

[GabetheGreat09]

Fuckin Jews, lol naw iam not trying to be antisemitic but this was funny

[chifour66]

Great Job, Steven!

I think "Russ" is my neighbor's kid's twin. Possible they were separated at birth?

Keep up with the great work!

[JordanCrowderFilms]

Russ is actually created and portrayed by Steven's brother, actor and filmmaker Jordan Crowder... me!

[hcig]

Son of a gun didaly-on, i didnt realize that was you!

i just figured you got a friend to come on and do this, good transformation :D

you ever go out on the town as russ, ya know, try and pick up chicks with a box of parliaments?

[jbooks888]

@JordanCrowderFilms I like this... kept me amused for 8 minutes!

[NAGGERNUTZ]

Dude... 2 words.... cubic zirconia. She'll never know the difference and you can tell her it cost you your life savings! She'll drop to her knees in a New York second!

[ladyshondra]

how could any woman resist a love machine like you....u crack me up

[marklross2]

Sorry Russ - but what it takes is a little REAL sacrifice. So, PAWN the Strat, and get her a diamond!!

[ablmgreg]

lol what a douche

[malebc]

lol advice from a fucktard like u?...foff and die loser

[ttupees]

THIS IS THE MOST PATHETIC VIDEO EVER you fucking suck dick asshole

[zerotolerance4u]

I wish I had found this on the 13th. Oh well! Next year.

[Eiveu]

... I hope for your sake that was sarcasm.

[zerotolerance4u]

What do you mean?

[Eiveu]

It's just that 99.99% of advice on this video would be just about the LAST thing you want to do if you want to impress a girl. Hince, I hope you were joking when you said you wish you found this sooner. (And yes, I've the XX chromo combo.)

[zerotolerance4u]

I don't know why you say that. Ever since I watched this video I've been getting more sXX than a toilet seat. I'm starting to get exhausted and had to change my phone number twice.

[Eiveu]

LOL!! Person, You KNOW why I said that! I already said that I'm a girl! For me, some of the stuff he did would come off as sleazy~ I CAN taste the difference between cheap chocolate and expensive chocolate for one. So that just means I'm different (read: pickier) than the girls you've dated. Best of luck in love, Casanova!

[zerotolerance4u]

I guess I'm picky too. I prefer girls that don't cost as much money. Best of luck to you too, chocolate lover. ;^)

[candyernie]

I love it....poor Russ.....

[dani416]

lol, not bad, i finished the sketch good work.

[KornyOzzy]

So funny to see that some people don't get it.

It's a sketch and a damn funny one.

[DaculDatDracu]

Lool! Now this one is in "Spaneash" :)))) Great roleplay !

[MonkeyBananaRofl]

Fight club is sex. Also, super cute teddy bear. :D

[DivineSecrets13]

YOU.

ARE.

HILARIOUS.

xD

<3

[MoonaticFairy9]

6:53am and hes showing u guys what not to do obvious and trying to be funny jezze losen up

[MoonaticFairy9]

darnie darko rocks lol im a girl and i hate flowers and romantic stuff lol and i hate expensive stuff lol (not suprerfical)

[musicalimpulse]

whoaaa!! lol yea no wonder ur date never turned up..

[trollworkout]

DUDE. You are a complete idiot. And I will be honest with you, I don't take advice from idiots.

LEARN TO BE MORE HUMBLE. AND REMEMBER THAT THERE IS NO COMPETITION HERE.

Come on people. Can't you see this monkey here is a complete waste of food.

[JordanCrowderFilms]

Russ is a highly qualified expert in pleasing women.

[trollworkout]

QUALIFIED BY YOUR MOM

[yeahyeah1821]

i think you're missing the point here. you're making yourself look like an idiot. haha

[Hampersack]

It's a joke you stupid fuck.

[Tannydawn]

Donnie Darko is actually the best fucking movie!

[JordanCrowderFilms]

Better than Fight Club?

[youtooke]

yo check my vid, its alright mostly a qual. test, its like this one:) /watch?v=2Yv1ZlmGggU&feature=c­hannel_page

[jackiep33]

sorry about this.​.​. when you are readi​ng this dont stop or somet​hing bad will happe​n!​ My name is summe​r i am 15 years old i have blond​e hair,​many scars no nose or ears.​.​i am dead.

[greatestislove]

boring u need some real action

[JordanCrowderFilms]

Sounds like you need to get some action.

[andrewg748]

ya with your fucking dad

[zacherish1]

its all right

[JordanCrowderFilms]

it's all good.

[Inxeble]

How dare you bring this shit onto youtube. Youtube is a peaceful website, and we don't take kindly to shit fucks like you who try to ruin it. Before you bring your shit fuck pansy fuck face self to tell me what to do, remember that I have brown butt fungus so FUCK YOUR ASS KINK. You stupid luck hunting queef monger.

[JordanCrowderFilms]

"stupid luck hunting queef monger "... what does that even mean?

[8poseur8]

dont you or any of your friends whose dicks you suck to get backup from understand?

[pancakekingdom]

donnie Darkoe FTW!

[pancakekingdom]

lol. Nice poem xD

[JordanCrowderFilms]

Russ is quite the romantic.

[j03cool]

OMG, do you have a brother I can date? lol Don't get stuck on the pen name...not of the homosexual persuasion! ;)

[8poseur8]

gnarly whoa

[Vacron]

Who the fuck says gnarly anymore you cock sucking douchebag. Go fuck your mom's tits and get the fuck off of youtube before I cock slap you.

[8poseur8]

who the fuck says cock sucking douchebag? a stupid bitch like you i guess. you probably like moms tits and incest shit. try and cock slap me and i'll rip your cock off, shove a 3" iron rod through it so its hard, and constantly fuck you up your ass with it until you say "gnarly"x4.

[Inxeble]

Let me tell you something, you son of a cow fucking ass fuck shit. Before you go insulting people, think of this: " FUCK YOUR MOMS BALLZ YOUR CRAZY NARCOLEPTIC GOPHER FUCK!" Don't make me get upset or ill key your cars face, you dumb sack of brain poo.

[8poseur8]

oh yea? i'll dent your car with my knuckles you fucking bitch with keys.

[xxxmitoxxxx]

cochinada

[ringoichiban1]

Mi amor means my love. El amor means love. Just plain love.

[inivonwini]

All he needs now is a fuzzy hat.

[florcitacutie]

el amor doesn't mean my heart

n_n

it means my love

[DrDoobs420]

i like your body bare.. LOL great poem man

[chunker01]

not to sound like spam, but you should really watch chillingchimp, i think you'de like em

[Goldenwrath]

great video lol

[DeSTRoYeR992]

you sounds permafried lol

[starrynightskies]

I like your body bare ;D

[jenniferjuniper97]

Dude you are soo stood up! lmao

[Bustamove1516]

hahaha omg what an idiot. but funny video thanks :)

[catniko35]

no entiendo nada :S

[Gizzle43]

haha amor means love

[DarkEmoChid001]

Lmfao u make me laugh

[ghostwrist]

for some odd reason you remind me of chillingchimp

[swabazoka]

"Girls they love the pit" hah

[ionutz175]

dc nhgfvc

[opellyb]

take it easy

[benobeed]

هلا ياغالي

[MM47]

Fight Club & Donnie Darko xD

[oxes8]

lol shut the hell up

[emmabailey200]

lol

like

heheee..

at first i thought this was supposed to be serious

[mara235]

Cute - ''she's still not here yet''

[abiimagine]

Oh gosh..

[auag19]

el amor which means my hart haha

[Devega33]

ahahhaha worst advice from rockers... i knew that rockers Rn't romantic LMAO!!! XD

[mariapunk14]

you hott !!

[mattestabrooks]

"remember with absolute power comes absolute responsiblity" gimme a fuckin break. this guy is quite possibly the biggst goof ive ever witnessed.

[KennedyCurling]

shutup.

[Mast3rK1rby]

4:00 to 4:20 are the funniest!

[CommentSheriff]

Let's keep the comments clean guys!

The Comment Sheriff.

[btwiloveyouu]

hahahah funnnnnnyy!

His tattoos are sleeves, lmfaolmfaolmfao.

[carololleke]

i'm 15 years old and i can do better than that guy

[elanaisonfiire]

well i'd hope so, because he was joking.

[imkonadian88]

the sad thing is that some girls will actually fall for this gig....(:

[zidul]

best part: 4:00

[icecreamman1107]

lawl, this is a joke.

[abelmendieta33]

i love it , fuck the haters

[rolandmicrocube]

is that cannabis?

[bogdaiki]

oh fuck off shit brain!

[grid117]

those tattos r fake i think u can buy em at walgreens but other then dat its funny

[diamondkal]

Very funny,hahah

[M0rth0nd]

LOOL this guy is so f.cking emo nerd hahaa

That guy lives in his own world, emo world :D

Sh.t up kid, go and suicide.. XD

[jensbolle]

(= you souns like the joker

[wgurel]

nerden buldunuz lan bu topu. yakında acun bunuda çağırırsa hiç şaşırmam.

[black0jackass]

If C1 and C2 are two codes of length n and if there is a permutation p in the symmetric group Sn for which (c1,...,cn) in C1 if and only if (cp(1),...,cp(n)) in C2, then we say C1 and C2 are permutation equivalent.

[maydave35]

he's just joking

[mattestabrooks]

is this guy for real? or is he just joking?

[anon1088]

emo fagboy

[SpoonZie2]

suggestion - stop wearing fake tatoo sleeves .. they just look gay

[undertonedunderdog]

I are Jacques Cousteau and my pingas is the size of a vimto

[derangius]

my god there fun boobs this vid was gayer than 9 guys blowing 8 guys.

[shihonage]

Funny, satirical, and also has some moral subtext. Which makes it fly over the heads of 99.5% of Youtubers, of course.

[sinistersteph6]

hahaha

"love is just a lie made up by the american government" xD

funny as

[esspessa]

haha wat a douche bag, he probly did this for fun, all i had to do was take my woman to friday the thirteenth

[redboy80]

hes a bloody idiot :P

[Cleetz1337]

i thought this shit was hilarious ahahaha 10 dollars thats a serious gift AHAHAHA

[fatnathan]

freak

[cheapstereo]

If it wasn't for videos like this I might actually be on youtube more often.

[inmyownblood]

shut the hell up u fuck

[greatscottbttfride]

niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[vannessia]

hahah awe... I love fight club & still have not seen donnie darko... :( tear.

[TekBubs]

Another Stoner named russ :l

[omarscarface7]

hippie

[TheWalkingNerd]

lawl

'el amor, that means my heart.'

[dotchristopherson]

yeah kevin you are gayy

[trollman9]

lol thats me :P

[Glenelg08]

haahaha 10 bucks, serious gift right there

[chizel14]

lol, ten buck now thats a serious girt

[CARMAR2000]

EL AMOR.... wich means.... THE LOVE

[tomvrab]

hahaahhaha always gotta end on a passed out whitey tightys shot ;) !

[undertonedunderdog]

My cock is huge

[GoBaileyyy]

well.

its hilarious.

and its great!

:D

[GabbyDontTouchThat]

Hun, "El Amor" means "The Love" (or, just Love)

not my heart.

Actually find out what it means before you make a video with it..that would be smart...

[ChrisDemarais]

It's a joke...

[figuresk8erxox]

ok here is another test and aleast it does work lol : KISSER TEST

1.hold ur breathe

2.go to another vid

3.add this comment

4.did u make it??

WELL IF U DID UR ROCK AT KISSING :]

[braindonater]

I'm sorry I watched this...All I expected was a laugh or two.This reminded me of dog turd wrapped in cabbage and burned hair...it stunk.

[Bumfuzzled1987]

"I have some amazing attributes but modesty prevents me from saying too much."

douchebag.