I have never seen so much hate for m. Night Shyamalan. And I kinda like Signs (don't hate me, Chantal).....Lady In The Water sucked. The Village sucked (I only watched it for Joaquin Phoenix, pshh), The Sixth Sense is good.
Anyways! Chantal, you should go on rants more often, cuz that was hilarious. xD
You guys make a perfect couple. damn Chantal you can tell Jimmy looooooooooooves you!!!! i And i think its cool that when people ask questions about you guys in "bed" you just make silly jokes :]]
yeah well he admitted that he uses the same formula for his movies, he said that he "discovered" what the formula is for a good movie and he uses it every time, but it is a secret. and i love that when the happening came out and started getting panned he then claimed it was supposed to be a stupid "B" movie. The difference with B movies is that they are campy and don't take themselves seriously.
Oops, I meant stutter. He gave Paul Giamatti a stutter. It's still bad.
Though on a good note, The Boosh are awesome and Old Gregg is hilarious. The Hitcher is a personal favorite of mine, but it's all great. And they're coming out with a movie in 2010 so it's even better still.
ANYWAYS, i believe M Night fancies himself a Hitchcock but with an utter sense of unmerited narcissism. Putting himself in every movie, as a sneaky character, like the viewer will take some perverse joy in seeming him, so stupid. And the Dialogue for these movies, NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT!! IT IS AWFUL! If he just acknowledged he was horrible and didn't take himself SOOOO seriously, i might think he was funny and let it slide. But the fact that takes himself so seriously pisses me off.
Dialogue is something that gets to me too. I mean if a film doesn't have at least decent dialogue it doesn't seem worth it. How are we suppose to get into the story when the characters sound so fake. I could write better dialogue in a half drunk stupor. That's not a brag. Most people could do it too. Then his "twist" come on. See, that's how you can spot a hackneyed director. If they continually use the same gimmick.
Yes. He's a bad director. And even worse of an actor, to the point that it's laughable. Thanks for talking about M Night that has been bothering me for a LONG time!
but then along comes Shymalamadingdong, and makes him a wimp with a cheesy lisp. I love the fact that he then gives himself the role of a writer whos works will "change the world," is he conceited much? Nonsensical films with lame twist is not something I want to watch.
Let's not forget he gives Pennsylvania a terrible name. I mean sure, we get George Romero and the Dead series but then we also get cursed with this joke of a director, too.
come on you know that Adrien Brody took the role of someone who is mentally disabled thinking he would garner himself an Oscar. Everyone knows that if you play someone mentally disabled, gain or lose weight, pretend to be disfigured you will be nominated for an Oscar, it's sooooo stupid. Like Charlize Theron in Monster, that was like a bad SNL skit.
I agree, M. Night is atrocious. I haven't seen The Happening, and I don't intend to either. He has this uncanny ability to take good actors, i.e, Adrian Brody and Paul Giamatti and give them horrible roles. Adrian Brody is a great actor and then what does M. Night do? He gives him a fucking role as a retarded guy. Yeah, that's like giving William H Macy a role as a mute. Fun right there. Paul Giamatti fared no better with this joke. He was great in Sideways and as the villian in Shoot Em' Up,
you guys are wonderfull seriously! and tree??!! wtf i was curious about the happening it looked interesting but i was unsure about it, since it got poor ratings and bad reviews and basically flopped (not that, that means anything) but gosh TREES!!
Sometimes Mowls just get caught in the M night cross fire, shit happens. =) Also I think that's awesome that you go to comicon, Jimmy. I'm so stoked for the Deadpool book to start next month.
Ugh, my sister was actually looking forward to seeing that steaming pile of moose shit that is The Happening, Then she had the nerve to be mad when the movie sucked.
omfg old gregg. <3
kaseyalientm 1 day ago
OMG the positive bitch doll <3
OhDestroya 5 months ago
plz make another blogmitzvah!!
dmdiamond220 1 year ago
I has social phobia :(
Darkrose40 1 year ago 3
MIGHTYBOOSH FOR THE WIN.
Cutest couple award winners right here. :]
Jawrjuh 1 year ago
eww lady in the water and the village were the worst...just....why...ugh.. BUTOHNOTHEPOOROWLOMG :O!
00Baby0Grace00 1 year ago
cutest couple award goes to u guys:)
Randomness11221 1 year ago
I can totally see the jew in Chantal in this video lol <3
CupcakeOfNinja 1 year ago
At school we had to watch Signs because we were learning about UFOs.
It was so bad it was funny.
LazKeegan117 2 years ago
Jimmy and chantal=fucking epic
Jimmy and chantal singing one of my fave Mighty boosh songs=epicness of an epic level
I love these vids!!! XD
NikiPaprika 2 years ago
i know!! i fuxcking hate lady in the water! that is the fuxcken worst movie ever!
xonlyxthexreflection 2 years ago
i love how they answer these questions.
inkheart123456 2 years ago
LOL @ Chantal bodyslamming the owl at the end haha
kbveg 2 years ago
hell yeh! mighty boosh r z sex! XD
LMPPrincess 2 years ago
fuck yes for the boosh!
hehehehe!!!!
MarleySorrows 2 years ago
lmao i love her angry
and i love jimmy, period
noise9penguin 3 years ago
oh my go i laughed when you started singing love games xD mighty boosh FTW!
RachelRoxYaSox 3 years ago
I love the Boosh
you 2 rock my neon sox !!
cheekylotte 3 years ago
shamalonmading dong is a poof
GremlinsOnIce3D 3 years ago
Lmao, these two are one of my favorite couples. Right next to Gerard & Lindsey.
OH MY GODD. Gerard and Lindsey should totally do this too !! :DDD
XxMyChemObsessionxX 3 years ago 11
That would be epic! lol
RachelRoxYaSox 3 years ago
I second That!!!
rosalei123 2 years ago
@XxMyChemObsessionxX Who is this Gerard and Lindsey you speak of?
SuperRainbowbright 1 year ago
HEY... Signs was not a bad movie!!!
BikerShortz 3 years ago
haha love that you did the Old Gregg thing, I was definantly curious if you guys knew about The Mighty Boosh and now I know. lol
MCRs1nonlyAngel 3 years ago
Old Gregg!! Chantal you should make videos of you ranting and breaking Jimmys owls =D
Hope You make more Blog Mitzvahs
MyChemicalCourtney 3 years ago 2
LMFAO! That rant and her breaking the owl were two of the funniest things, ever. :D
MissStoic 3 years ago 14
hahahahaha
sooofuunnyyyy
ChemicalyDependent 3 years ago
Come with us now on a journey..through time and space...to the world of The Mighty Boosh...
Ahhhh I love The Boosh x3
Love you 2! x3
meep95 3 years ago 4
That high-fiving was really funny.
Oh my God, you quoted Boosh...
FOOLYCOOLY 3 years ago
Aww I love the Boosh crimping! And Chantal I LOVE YOU for your rant on M.Night Shylamalan! Finally someone else who sees how bad he is!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXX
theRagdollLovesGee 3 years ago
YOU TO ROCK!!!
I LOVE YOU AND JAMES!!
booshaholic321 3 years ago
i want that cheerleader doll sooooo bad!!!
angeluh007 3 years ago
I have never seen so much hate for m. Night Shyamalan. And I kinda like Signs (don't hate me, Chantal).....Lady In The Water sucked. The Village sucked (I only watched it for Joaquin Phoenix, pshh), The Sixth Sense is good.
Anyways! Chantal, you should go on rants more often, cuz that was hilarious. xD
stolenbaby2008 3 years ago 3
Also.
Guise
got it wrong.
o;
Reakitten 3 years ago
OH FUCK!!!
MIGHTY BOOSH REFERENCE!!
i think i just fell in love with you more...
i was so shocked!
You're just amazing now.
PLEASE! crimp of some sort at ur next london shows. ill be there lauhing my head off!
oh... i just clicked. Robots in disguise... Noel Fielding....
:D
woo woo
DirntC 3 years ago
I agree. o;
!request MSI Crimps.
Reakitten 3 years ago
You guys make a perfect couple. damn Chantal you can tell Jimmy looooooooooooves you!!!! i And i think its cool that when people ask questions about you guys in "bed" you just make silly jokes :]]
i would like...die
Lol
ragamuffin53 3 years ago 3
Hahaha!
They like the Mighty Boosh <333
aww man
that makes me love them more :)
paulalykwoah 3 years ago
hahahahahha "King of the OWL'S perhaps!?!"
valo67 3 years ago
i love how the constantly talk, one over the other and such
cckiss89 3 years ago
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M. Night looks like Jhonen Vasquez
eatthelivingdead 3 years ago
Signs was terrible, i thought it would be better.
eatthelivingdead 3 years ago
mwahaha, I hate him tooo(:
Lady in the water fucking suckeddd.
Emilyisonfire1 3 years ago
I almost forgot about this. If you haven't seen it you should. I wish I had made it but whatever. It's funny as hell.
No Country for Old Gregg
/watch?v=UQO92omiDQY&fmt=18
TwoManCrewPictures 3 years ago
OMG YOU SAW OLD GREGG!
i took home economics. got a b plus.
summrsun14 3 years ago
lol i will buy you a new owl!!!! <3333
lol lady in the water did suck!!! and i dont wanna see the happening!!!! <3
xDinoGoRawrx 3 years ago
The last minute of that made me laugh so much xD
Poor owl/moul!! LMFAO
I agree with your rant though, unfortunatly I made the mistake of wasting my money to go see those movies. Worst films I've ever watched. Ever.
Ever.
woodlandbunny484 3 years ago
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Lady In The Water owns your ass!
MyChemicalSoul233 3 years ago
Amazing!
<3
punkqueen9893 3 years ago
best rant ever.
pure epic-ness
Dismae 3 years ago
You guys are too fucking cute and I love it. And I love these videos. I hope you keep doing them! :)
frankensteingirl 3 years ago
LMAO xD
i can't believe you guys actually read my question if Jimmy liked baileys and had a mangina! woooooooooooww. i love you.
Chiodos9408 3 years ago
Im the king of the owls! Mwa ha ha
Courtney2kaii8 3 years ago
N'aww chantal your a right joker.
lizzie13393 3 years ago
And hey it was awesome talking about M. Night Shyamalamadingdong. Here's hoping that Avatar is his last movie.
Either way, have a good weekend and I'll be sure to check out some more vids when I get back from camping. Yay wilderness!
It was good talking and keep up the sweet (yes I'm bringing that word back) blogs.
TwoManCrewPictures 3 years ago
yeah well he admitted that he uses the same formula for his movies, he said that he "discovered" what the formula is for a good movie and he uses it every time, but it is a secret. and i love that when the happening came out and started getting panned he then claimed it was supposed to be a stupid "B" movie. The difference with B movies is that they are campy and don't take themselves seriously.
talkoffyourclothes 3 years ago
Yeah I remember that.
The Evil Dead II is a good b movie. The Happening looks to be another over pretensious eco-horror film with a lame message about conservation.
I think he claims the formula works cause he really doesn't know another one.
TwoManCrewPictures 3 years ago
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for conservation. Just not lame messages.
TwoManCrewPictures 3 years ago
Oops, I meant stutter. He gave Paul Giamatti a stutter. It's still bad.
Though on a good note, The Boosh are awesome and Old Gregg is hilarious. The Hitcher is a personal favorite of mine, but it's all great. And they're coming out with a movie in 2010 so it's even better still.
TwoManCrewPictures 3 years ago
ANYWAYS, i believe M Night fancies himself a Hitchcock but with an utter sense of unmerited narcissism. Putting himself in every movie, as a sneaky character, like the viewer will take some perverse joy in seeming him, so stupid. And the Dialogue for these movies, NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT!! IT IS AWFUL! If he just acknowledged he was horrible and didn't take himself SOOOO seriously, i might think he was funny and let it slide. But the fact that takes himself so seriously pisses me off.
talkoffyourclothes 3 years ago 2
Dialogue is something that gets to me too. I mean if a film doesn't have at least decent dialogue it doesn't seem worth it. How are we suppose to get into the story when the characters sound so fake. I could write better dialogue in a half drunk stupor. That's not a brag. Most people could do it too. Then his "twist" come on. See, that's how you can spot a hackneyed director. If they continually use the same gimmick.
TwoManCrewPictures 3 years ago
Yes. He's a bad director. And even worse of an actor, to the point that it's laughable. Thanks for talking about M Night that has been bothering me for a LONG time!
Haha, AND the dialogue.
ineedawaterbuffalo 3 years ago
but then along comes Shymalamadingdong, and makes him a wimp with a cheesy lisp. I love the fact that he then gives himself the role of a writer whos works will "change the world," is he conceited much? Nonsensical films with lame twist is not something I want to watch.
Let's not forget he gives Pennsylvania a terrible name. I mean sure, we get George Romero and the Dead series but then we also get cursed with this joke of a director, too.
TwoManCrewPictures 3 years ago
come on you know that Adrien Brody took the role of someone who is mentally disabled thinking he would garner himself an Oscar. Everyone knows that if you play someone mentally disabled, gain or lose weight, pretend to be disfigured you will be nominated for an Oscar, it's sooooo stupid. Like Charlize Theron in Monster, that was like a bad SNL skit.
talkoffyourclothes 3 years ago 2
You're right. The mentally challanaged Oscar role. Dustin Hoffman did it well, and well others have kind of made it a joke.
I know. His role in Lady in the Water. Now that's a laugh and half right there. His delusion is almost as bad as Uwe Boll's.
TwoManCrewPictures 3 years ago
I agree, M. Night is atrocious. I haven't seen The Happening, and I don't intend to either. He has this uncanny ability to take good actors, i.e, Adrian Brody and Paul Giamatti and give them horrible roles. Adrian Brody is a great actor and then what does M. Night do? He gives him a fucking role as a retarded guy. Yeah, that's like giving William H Macy a role as a mute. Fun right there. Paul Giamatti fared no better with this joke. He was great in Sideways and as the villian in Shoot Em' Up,
TwoManCrewPictures 3 years ago
yeah i agree the happening was kinda retarted
paulsate 3 years ago
i love you both! you make me laugh so much. Your both such amazing people. x
supernatural100 3 years ago
you guys are wonderfull seriously! and tree??!! wtf i was curious about the happening it looked interesting but i was unsure about it, since it got poor ratings and bad reviews and basically flopped (not that, that means anything) but gosh TREES!!
angelthunder 3 years ago
I LOVE OLD GREG ! Yu two more though !
Stephanieee777 3 years ago
Sometimes Mowls just get caught in the M night cross fire, shit happens. =) Also I think that's awesome that you go to comicon, Jimmy. I'm so stoked for the Deadpool book to start next month.
0ut0fstep 3 years ago
i thought signs was decent but the rest all suck
DaveLikeWhoa678 3 years ago
haha anytime anything sucks from now im gonna say it was "the trees"
ie. "hey jesse how was that taco you ate earlier"...."aww dude that shit was the trees im never eating there again"
thnx for the inspiration!
iharturine 3 years ago
O my buddha. you guys are really fun(ny).
technesian 3 years ago
fuck mnightshlamazamabazabaranalamadingdong
FAGGOT!
ProfesserChoas25 3 years ago
GOD!!! I HATE THE HAPPENING!!! TREES!!! WTF!
Chantal....why the owl.....why Jimmy's owl....
I love your rant Chantal ^_^
PsychonautMonique 3 years ago
it's actually my owl.
-cce
talkoffyourclothes 3 years ago
or MOWL
talkoffyourclothes 3 years ago
Oh, sorry....^_^
Just to let you know I would want to bring up M. Night Shamalamadingdong around you just to hear you rant... ^_^
PsychonautMonique 3 years ago
from my perspective its YOWL
ProfesserChoas25 3 years ago
Hah, I get it.
Yours, mine, his mowl..er...hers...and...
Haha, Yowl.
ozmins12 3 years ago
Ugh, my sister was actually looking forward to seeing that steaming pile of moose shit that is The Happening, Then she had the nerve to be mad when the movie sucked.
I honestly don't know what she was expecting.
xTygerr 3 years ago
I'm glad i didn't see the happening
purplepenguins13 3 years ago