How to Get Your Child to Stop Biting People

[xmfritzx]

the fuck has howcast come to?

[Sodasprite6310]

Step 1: yell at your kid in slow motion

Step 2:Give the guy who is bitten a back rub

Step 3:Put your kid in a red room with spongy walls

Make sure you avoid spanking the child in slow motion

[P0rtalFTW]

why not to spank a naked kid:

They may fart or poop when you hit them

[6895Anna]

Just bite back.

[Shinegirl1000]

I bite. im 13. :D

[yuuki1204forever]

@Shinegirl1000 hey me too!!

[prettyashley2708]

@Shinegirl1000 do not laugh

[USMC4Jesus]

I was spanked as a kid, and you know what it did? It kept my ass in line. It's when you spank out of anger that it's truly harmful. My parents did it out of structured discipline; spanking came when we lied or for outright disobedience, and we knew what was expected of us.

[thx1085]

Spanking teaches them faster though

[bellahorse151]

Step 1: bite them back, or beat the **** out of them ^^

[TheBrokenVampire2]

My 6-year old cousins bites people. Really hard.

[Letsdraw123]

you could do that....

.

.

or wear a condom...

yah know, nip it in the bud?

[anisadrexler]

I didn't know that this was a fucking problem, Jesus.. What has this world come to?

[burningsponge]

step one: have a normal fucking kid.

[semonchick]

This is so retarded, lol. What kind of a child (not including babies) bite other people?

[ItachiBeyondNinja21]

Spanking your child makes them worse? I was spanked as a child and I never even bit anyone! I turned out okay...-bitebite-

[sonicscreamingblue]

Step one: Pop them in the mouth. Repeat as needed.

Did you know: Timeouts are for pussies?

[freemoney911]

You will need: a belt

Step 1: Beat the shit out of them

Step 2: Done!

Did you know teachers used to beat there students back in the old days?

[raindrops1231]

so we dont need a child ok

[firelordzuko100]

step one : pimp slap like a mufo

step two : repeat step one until they learn

[xAiiRPLANES]

Step 1: Accept that your child is actually a dog.

[Animelover540]

I bite and Iam 14 take that Howcast

[SweetestGirlxXx]

@Animelover540 lol

[XenyaRavenwood64]

@Animelover540 Tell me about it...Howcast doesn't know everything.

[4jessible]

I slap my kids back and forth!

[myduckonquack]

wait you dont need a child

that explains allot -_-

[Shajjadish]

Step number 1: Throw away their PlayStation 3 system.

Step number 2: Spank them in the ass.

DID YOU KNOW THAT SMALL KIDS ARE ANNOYING???

[TheDadgum2011]

that child needs an ass woopin

[Samuraiangel19]

Pfft. You only need one thing to stop a kid from biting people. Your hand. Repeatedly whupping their ass.

[santa4ever222]

Step 1: Hire asian parents

Did you know that humans can breath?

[CDMan117]

step 1: take away their Twilight books

[EXTREMEKIWI115]

make sure they arent a zombie or vampire before you smack them accross the face

[NikkoCharger]

step 1: whoop his ass!

[gottagotoyale]

this is terrible!!

[LPSrainbow7]

0:32 aren't you supposed to encourage your children?

[zutara221]

@LPSrainbow7 NOT WEN THEY BITE PEOPLE!!!

[LPSrainbow7]

@zutara221 Its a joke......

[DexterEvilGenius]

I'm 14, no little bros or sisters not even a cousin, why am I even watching this?

[SweetestGirlxXx]

@DexterEvilGenius lol ikr?

[Cheesetasetsgood]

haha i lol'd at the title XD!

[jasonvorhees34Y]

i just watched this cuz i thought it was funny

[nicholaxxx]

my child bites people and he's 17...

so now what's the procedure?

[huptyvrak]

How to Get Your Child to Stop Biting People: beat the shit out of 'em

[AlexB439]

Fregley...

[DarkPlaidBlade]

How to stop you kids from biting people

Step one: Knock their teeth out

Did you know that most people have a head?

[gangster4208]

@DarkPlaidBlade ahahahahaa :D

[shiningkingghidora]

Bite the kid back.

[kiathedead1]

zombie kid craves flesh.

[pkprince14]

Step 1: stitch child's lips together and leave a gap just big enough for a straw to go through.

[MidniteSu]

Now finnaly Trinity can quit it!!

[851852093114208513]

@MidniteSu - Trinity? Is she your third child or something?

[DMOforlife]

Step 1: Look at them like they are crazy

Step 2: Throw them against the wall

Step 3: Beat their ass with any blunt object in site

"Beep noise" (Do not stop. Stopping shows you are weak)

Step 4: Laugh and dare them to try it again

Did you know, whopping you're kids relieves stress.

[gangster4208]

@DMOforlife AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[britneyspears37]

@DMOforlife lollllllllllllllllllll u just made my day

[sransomdancer]

@DMOforlife Did you know child abuse is illegal and "whooping" and "your" were not the correct words for that phrase?

[DMOforlife]

@sransomdancer HA, ask me if I care

[MadSquirtle]

@DMOforlife

You should use a phone book, it doesn't leave any bruises.

[DMOforlife]

@MadSquirtle Hahah true. But it;s not hard enough. 

[TheOrangeMickey]

Bite them back. It works, trust me.

[TheKarate10]

Step 1: Use a condom to avoid this situation ever occuring.

[Gatazzzable]

00:27 hahaha shes in the emo corner

[MO4CIHD]

STEP 1 Bite them back Did you know Facebook isn't really a book

[ninojaquez]

step one: shoot it in the brain

did you know: people that bite other people are usually zombies

[AlienHospitality]

Step One: Knock out all theyre teeth

Step Two: Glue them back in upside down

Step Three: Tell them to bite youre enemies only

Did you know: Piss is Urine?

[Glitterbear5151]

i bite people one time in class i bit my friend and people were watching... THE END

[UnkownFears]

If your child bites people all you need to do is:

Step 1: Yell "DONT BITE THAT'S GAY BITCH STOP!"

Step 3: There shouldn't be a step 2 since they would stop biting for ever.

Did you know that you bite with your teeth?

[doglover20008]

0:41-0:42 ..Rapist.

[jipmip2332]

......This just made me wanna bite people.

[michaeljackson7021]

i heard that girl vampires are good suckers.....

[ColoradoKing26]

Bite them back = problem solved. I did that with all my kids, and they stopped biting people.

[sogroov3]

BITE YOUR CHILD AND LETS SEE HOW THAT HURTS WITH HER -.-. BUT THEN SAY SORRY AND INVITE A VAMPIRE TO YOUR HOUSE IF SHE DOESN'T LEARN THE LESSON.

[jj34351]

whay you need

a kid

step 1 tell your kid to not bite anyone for 1 million times

done

did you know north america is a continent

[Beazice]

I don't have Patience Q_Q

[99rukia99]

u for got tone nesecetie: the ability to tell ur kid no!

[111anakin111]

Step 1: Cover your arm with rat poison.

Step 2: Say, See what happens when you bite my cock.. *cough* sorry, arm.

Did you know air can be used to breathe?

[TrueTenorMan]

Avoid spanking? Seriously? I was spanked all the time as a kid, and I turned out perfectly fine. I knew if I did something bad, I was going to get spanked, so I tried my hardest not to do anything bad. It works.

[ThatGuyYouKnow000]

@TrueTenorMan Same here. The 90s were good.

[gangster4208]

Step 1 : tell them not to bite anyone.

Did you know that a computer has a keyboard?

[TheZo4725lol]

How to get your child to stop biting people:

you will need: a room,belt

step one:get child

step two:take child in room

step three:beat the hell out of them with belt

DONE!

Did you know Americans were born in America ?

[camokid95]

Don't spank your child??? WTF? I got beat and spanked, for fighting with my siblings!

[9999lani]

im asuming my mom didnt watch this video then...

[k4den66]

You will need:

Tweezers

Handcuffs

[AshantiGrayer]

time outs do nothing! if you want your kid to listen threaten and beat them! i know this from experience.

[MsRainbowHats]

Step 1: Don't give birth to Hannibal Lecter

[rcjm21]

Bite them back and ask if they liked works too

[smoshcupcakes]

Bite your child and see how they like it!!!!

[MeNotYou239]

Don't spank your child? Are you kidding? Do you know how many spoiled kids who get everything they want by whining and complaining? Yea a lot. When I was younger if I did something wrong my dad whooped me and seriously parents need to start doing the same...

[ThePianoPlayer1999]

Im 23 and i still bite people, is that normal?

[xSuLFaTEx]

@ThePianoPlayer1999 yes

[BeastCRC]

i blame the economy...

[360erika1]

0:42 im 10 years old and my dad keeps spanking me

[AfroSamuraiTheMaster]

the kid is a zombie!

[TheLEGORobloxian]

Snap their jaws.

[kingdomhearts34343]

mbbhfktffvxcvxcsvb cfdh; jiutgyg "Tommy! Stop biting my keybord!... go bite your sister instead

[lekerdecker]

id slap the bastard 'til his fucking teeth fall out....... WHIP YO' KIDS

[TheRandomkid321]

Dont spank? Well 50 years ago spanking was done in everyhousehold. They turned out right in the head. LOOK AT Where our youth are now. taking drugs and booze. Not saying all are but ya see my point.

[SteamMonkey115]

@TheRandomkid321 Yeah now these days you get fuckin' hipsters on every street!

[Cutey5001]

@TheRandomkid321 So true!!

[KortneysAccount]

... My parents always spanked me. Told me to shut the fuck up.

[cloetv12345]

im so happy to see you grandmom

BITES

[Meemzii123]

TEETH WTH?

[wilosony]

Woah wtf is this

[ejectorerector]

that little bitch was snacking on grandpa!!!

[chocoholic031]

what if they were getting abducted?

[thetetrisgod5]

step one: Turn on Yo gabba gabba on TV

step two: Better fucking hope they sing dont bite your friends

[jj34351]

@thetetrisgod5 and still whach till you reach the upside down show

[marupage83]

what if they bite themselves?

[feargaillabu]

i am not a manpire nor ever was but whats wrong when a child bites as defence??? the real wrong is today's racist homo saipens society where the majority ARE manpires and yet criticize toddlers or any age group of sames species who bite!!!

[foof811]

tell him to stop, or you'll yank his teeth out with pliars.

[AliciaMc89]

Aw, I misread the title.. I thought this would teach me to stop biting my nails.

[VManJustice]

Rating

O:All ages!

Warning!

Spanking ur child can make ur child Die!

[RockItGirl9999]

Some girl in the bathroom I was 12 still am a girl was like head locking me I saw her thumb and was like im going to make you stop then bit her thumb

[RamboJesusFTW]

if your child wont stop biting people. than your child is a zombie

[goteks613]

spanking if fucking discipline if the don't learn then they will keep doing it timeouts are bullshit

[themymysteryman101]

Chalie bit me

[TheEvan1811]

spanking ? my mom wouldve whooped that ass with a belt not no hand i learned that way :P

[bluelava110]

kill it

[rahrmelon209]

im 10 and i made this whore lilly bleed!

[Cheeseisbad4u]

@rahrmelon209 if ur 10 ur shouldnt be on youtube. you also shouldnt be excited about biting. its a symbol of insecurity in ilder people.

[rahrmelon209]

@Cheeseisbad4u hahaha.. oh i am nothing close to incecure .also, i dont care what u think :)

[themolldoll18]

my mom just bit me back i didn't do it again

[Alexhrd]

thumbs up if you saw this in the related videos and clicked it because it sounded hilarious.

[VisualPanache]

My mom used to bite us back...

[bowsercrushmario]

Step 1. Beat the shit of your child after he/she has bit someone.

Step 2. You're child will never bite anyone again as they have been scarred .

Did you know?

This is called a comment

[kourisequon1]

You bite they ass back they'll stop then!!

[dingdongditch1000]

You have to be weird if you bite people!

[123skyball1]

"do not laugh.this will only encourage thechild" when he said "the child",it sounded funny and it sounded like 1 single word lol. and why is the parent shifting from mom to dad???? and why is the dad's arm moving in slow motion?? wow,some howcast video's are funny lol

[CrazyStellaRockin]

Step 1 :Smack the shit out of the kid

Step 2: If that didn't work repeat Step one !

[ielainex12]

I'm on the weird side of youtube again..

[AAAfansite]

step one: dont get pregnant with a vampire

[crash979797]

@AAAfansite i love biting people. blood is so good tasting.

[JGirlGotzU]

They might want to check up on that fact... I'm missing 2 of my adult teeth; report to me anyone you suspect of stealing them out of my gums.

[AlliAmIsDelilah]

that was and is me! i love biting ¦]

[TheAaron404]

Avoid spanking your child?

Were not pedophiles T_T

We wouldn't spank our children in the first place...

[flyingpigsbog]

Lol

[CubedDesignzHD]

I Think Charlie Needs To Watch This ......

[masteroliver21]

supernanny called... she wants her job back!

[ertyuiiabl1111111111]

WTF !!!

[chloegrimes4eva]

How To Stop Your Vampire Child Biting You Will Need: Vampire Child A Stake A Hammer And Bait. Optional : A Vampire Slayer Step 1 . Lay the Bait On a Chair Step 2 . Wait for Child Step 3 . Knock it Out With A Hammer Step 4 . If You can't Bear to Kill it Hire a Slayer To Do Your Dirty Work Step 5 . Stab that motherfucker in the heart Step 6 . enjoy your vampire free life :D

[XTurtles9788x]

cannibal mask

[iPoohCupCakes]

beat the shit outta them?

[EmiliaBlank]

Bite them back. Duh.

[RAWoffical]

Why the fuck would you just go bite someone ?? LOL

[llamafan345]

Haha i dont even have a kid. Im just bored.

[AbcDailyVlog]

Step 1: If the child bites you, smack that mother fucker across the room.

[doly2000111]

step one: whack the shit out of them

[Portlandhardstylers]

Smack them across the fucking face that is how. 

[ZinneyTheTeddyBear]

0:40 RAPEEEE RAPEEEE

[JazzfanMike]

wait... what?

[CESSNALUVER175]

ME AS A VAMPIRE 4 HALLOWEEN. MY PARENTS THINK IM STILL A BITER, THEY WROTE THIS SENTENCE ON MY HALLOWEEN CARD TELLING PPL WE KNOW THAT I WAS INVOLVED WITH VIOLENCE.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U WERE A BITER AS A CHILD.

THE PEOPLE WERE SHOCKED TO HEAR THAT I WAS ONCE INVOLVED WITH BITING AND VIOLENCE! AND THEY STILL SENT ME HALLOWEEN CARDS AND PRESENTS!!

[Tashiihatesyou]

i try to bite ppl!

[Waffle0fWunder]

my mom threatened to pull out my teeth with a wrench and she usually held up on things so i listened, was only 6 D:

[kennyinsp]

the animation is so beautiful

[lucicutza99]

Damn nature you scarry! xD

[lucicutza99]

The weird part of the youtube again...

[LPSrainbow7]

How to Run Out Of Ideas...........

[iXavierTV]

THEY'RE A VAMPIRE :O 

[braseldazzle]

a girl bit me on the lips when i made out with her, i showed this video to her and she hit me, she's single now -_-

[LittleMisLuvbugCutie]

I think Howcast is running out of ideas....

[Terminator557700]

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[XLindsayxLachrymoseX]

Smack them.

[MysticalxxWolf]

Okay. How did I get from watching : Nyan Cat, Keyboard cat,Mishka the talking dog,a make up tutorial,Kids React,How to treat diahreah, and how to get children to stop biting people?

[kingkitty20]

You will need, A child, His Ass, A belt.

Step 1: Lower His pants.

Step 2: Whack it with the belt.

Step 3: Repeat.

[pennsean7]

@kingkitty20 lol yea nice how comemnt better than howcast