The Golden Girls "Funny Moments 3!"

[ummmouhamad10]

I adore this show; my favorite show

[truewhimsical]

Dorothy: SLUUURP.

Sophia: Is there any wonder I never breast fed her?!

Lol!! Freaking hilarious!

[nangcualee]

Hahaha love estelle Getty

[AliG57]

damn it!! sophia and rose the crazy one are my favorite!!!!

[DeeDoo123456]

"I turned to my wife Barbara.." "mom wth r u talking about?" Loooooooooooooooooooool

[iohared]

I min that it stupid and boring how want to see that stupid grams

[iohared]

Die

[ainmals1]

"Hey uh Puh-fiffer how would you like to have a punch in your puh-face

[goodguy630]

aww. u cut the "im just trying to make rose go away" part...lol

[fugatem1]

love the golden girls best show on tv ever

[raitaylor]

"i can't believe these dumb cops would think anyone would pay money to sleep with ya" lmao

[random16ize]

Sofia: Hey P-fiffer how would you like a punch in the p-face!

hahahahahaha

[partyboistar24]

lol how did the two girls know which room was blanches :)

[flipdog1022]

P-fiffer! LOL!

[jojoxx1231]

This was such an amazing show. "Friends" and "Seinfeld" are considered better sitcoms. I've seen some episodes of both those shows, and I've never even smiled. Both very overrated shows. This show, on the other hand, makes me laugh all through every episode. Everything about it, the characters, the writing, the mood,etc. These four ladies are/were comedic geniuses. I'm 16 years old and this is the greatest show I've ever discovered.

[millers3888]

Sophia: Try some, right like it's some big experiment. Like you got no idea what it tastes like. Like you don't shovel it in by the pound every chance you get! Like it's the--

Dorothy: Ma!

<3

[RubyBGDali]

Sofia: "Whats the number of the police station?"

Rose: "Is anything wrong sofia?"

Sofia: "Nah. I just want to find out where I can buy the best doughnuts.

[angrybirdsforever]

*What under the sheet*

*His cuppiccino maker* LOL

[angrybirdsforever]

*Is kill the bitch a tradition in St.Olaf country fair*?*

[FM897]

"I hate you." Damn, I love this show :)

[codeorangeXC]

Rose - Could you skip the innocent part Blanche the movie starts in 2 hours.

Hahahaha!

[WehoBilly]

"Till the paramedics came".

LMFAO!

[MrGSWAGG92]

OMG 5:25

Rose: What's under the sheets?

Dorothy: HIS CAPPUCHINO MAKER!

I ♥♥♥ Dorothy's sarcastic remarks LOL

[MrGSWAGG92]

LOL Spohia at 0:24 "P-fieifer who would U like a punch in your p-FACE" LOL

[vocalmagick]

"One wrong move and they could have filleted themselves!" - "... I hate you."

[kimclooney]

skip the innocent part blanche the show starts in 2 hours.hilarious.

[charmy9682]

"Could you skip the innocent part Blanche? The show starts in two hours." LMAO!

[esi419]

that was one hell of inauguration speech by george bush

[esi419]

lol i love the golden girls sex and cappuccino come on rose.why are u starring at me i have been wanting to pick my nose for the past half hour

[ladyyuna2000]

I like sophia she's so cool

[TheZamacueca]

DOROTHY WAS A GOOD DAUGHTER....NO MATTER WHAT, SHE WOULD ALWAYS LOOK UP FOR THE OLD MEAN WITCH LADY!

[MsPrincessMileena]

must u guys repeat everything they say?

[thesongsyouwrote]

Abhorred, a slut, a tramp, it's all the same thing!

[soccerguy325]

"Tell me Rose...is, uh....kill the bitch a traditional St. Olaf party game?"

[lmdw]

Do these clips have Closed Captioning??? I can't hear half the punch lines on these videos without CC.

[MiuMiuStormiGirl]

Hey puh- fifer how would you like a punch in a puh-face

[ASignofTheAges]

LOL Sophia quoting George Bush!

[creamygoodness420]

A pored, a tramp, a slut, it's all the same thing!

[DavisBrendon29]

@creamygoodness420 She said a "poet," not a "pored."

[willowtreenymph]

@DavisBrendon29 She said "abhorred".

[skybreaker09]

@creamygoodness420 *abhorred 

[Tailwhip222]

"because you're in a hospital with resusitating equipment!" XD LOL

[roxxibea]

2:57

". . .I hate you."

ahahahahha! lmao!

[TheLanard]

Thank you for putting these comps together. You truly got the best jokes together. Your's has got to be the best collection.

[moonstarr93]

OMG!!! The things i love about those precious Golden Girls:

Bea: how she cracks me up with just one look

Betty: Her funny St, Olaf stories

Estelle: Her killer one liners

Rue: Her sassy comments.....gosh i love those girls may they live on forever in our memories of this great show.. keep on keeping on Betty :)

[wavy2525]

OMG, the story Rose tells about the juggling herrings has got to be one of the funniest St. Olaf stories of all time. I swear when she explains they were juggling tiny, little ginsu knives and then says 'they could have fillet themselves', I lose it every time!

[Tank33M]

Dorothy: "The only thing we have in common is under the sheets."

Rose: "What's under the sheets?"

Dorothy: .............. "His cappachino maker." haha Gotta love Rose

[TheSarfy]

"Tell me Rose, is Kill the bitch a traditional St. Olaf party game?"

[96bnb]

What is up with the bad quality?

[svalukas]

i love this show so muchhh <333

[rumours77]

God what a show. Thanks!!

[upright1998]

everyone likes rose... i like her but i LOVE the mom

[upright1998]

im kind of ashamed that im 13 and find this stuff hilarious. but ive always been more responsible smart and popular... everything works for me... :)

[Djeispark]

@upright1998 nothing to be ashamed of young lady. you just have good taste in tv shows :)

[puppydogeyes96]

It doesn't matter what your parents want. Rose, you're never gonna make them happy. they're just gonna nag you, and nag you, until you wanna grab their throats and choke them, but you don't because you're in a hospital with resuscitating equipment.

[FinalHeavenVII]

"Tell me Rose, is kill the bitch a traditional St. Olaf party game"? LMFAO - I died when I saw that episode.

[ilyLisy]

BETTY WHITE IS ADORABLE.

[MissMaxine91]

@ilyLisy yeah she is :) she reminds me of my grandma <33 :))

[ilyLisy]

@MissMaxine91 lol same! xD

[MissMaxine91]

@ilyLisy hahahaha <33

[lulumariemissypu]

Such a classic. I could watch it a million times. Much like The Twilight Zone. Timeless. Genius writer and actresses. My favorite is Bea and Estelle followed by Betty than Rue as well. But, all were absolutely brilliant in their own way.

[soccerguy325]

"I'll try some."

"Try some, right, like it's some...big experiment, like you got no idea what it tastes like. Like you don't shovel it in by the pound every chance you get!"

"MA!!"

Love Sophia!

[MaggieMayGaede]

"It took me three and a half days to have Dorothy, I finally coaxed her out with a pork chop." LOL

[moxiedc1]

all that and cappucino tooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[anqeiicdemise]

@ 6... My mom has that mug! (just that one too as I broke the other three.)

[musicaltheatergeek79]

LMAO @ Dorothys' face at 7:59. She's ready to give up on rose. XD

[kamilahlindsey]

Sophia: "I hate you"

I'm laughing so hard to the point I have tears running out of my eyes. LOL!!!! Gotta love the Golden Girls=)

[AlexaSapphire00]

R.I.P. Sofia u will be missed by all of us !!:)

[morganrocks911]

Best show ever! :D

[mbeauasl]

I freaking love this show with a burning passion.

[railfanstreator94]

"It's Pfifer the P isn't silent" and a short time later "Hey uhh Pfifer how'd ya like a punch in your Pface?" that, the Best Doughnuts line and the cappacino machine one are the best on the set of clips

[gorillafagv2345678]

"Kill The Bitch!" lol

[pbanta62]

Thanks for posting this. I've almost forgotten how funny this show was! How did they made it through the episodes without cracking each-other up (well, suppose they did and still got the episodes done in time)? Thanks for the memories of good, clean, fun on tv (well, good-natured raunchiness at least).

[reeseslightning11]

I've grown so used to the Hallmark edits that it makes these videos even better! Hallmark needs to be sued lol

[omgmeist]

What episode is it when Sophia asks for the polices number

[realghost164]

RIP Rue, Bea and Estelle

[sumwotcurvie]

I have decided to take Blanches advice...I am 43..I am now looking for room mates 55 and over :) Feel free to call me LOL

[music4ismylife8]

Oh that and cappuccino too?! xD

[chrisrenn40]

11 people are idiots for disliking this. enough said

[frost3dcupcak3s]

LMAO, I always loves the Puh-pfeifer part. xDD

[jamiecasey2010]

Who would dislike this!?

[shairaptor]

@jamiecasey2010 just frustrated kiddies with no life I suppose who have no other hobby than disliking videos ;)

[ThePeterBluth]

"I hate you." Greatest Sophia moment ever!

[Alyn08]

This part isn't in this clip, but does anyone know the episode where Blanche trips out that makes her grip Dorothy's arm and she says the following: "Take your hand off of me!"?

[3030aquarium1234]

they have made me laugh more than anything on this planet for more times than i can tell you!

[NathanJesseMcCarthy]

"it was a kinder, gentler america... I TURNED TO MY WIFE BARBRA AND I SAID"

MA!

"oh... sorry i must have fallen into george bushes speech" LMAO

[wntoply6]

anyone ever notice when sitting at their kitchen table the women wore coordinating colors that usually matched the table cloth. check it out as you watch those scenes in the kitchen.

now it is not 100% of the time, but often enough to suggest it was a deliberate decision on the part of the decorators and clothing stylists. i began to notice it during the series original run.

let me know if you see the same thing.

[omerta0414]

1:00-1:08. Amazing acting by Bea Arthur. Notice how Mrs. Bea Arthur's annunciation of "don't" echoes around the studio. That's how amazing they are. Bravo girls. Bravo. Long live the memory of the Golden Girls. Rest in peace Bea, Estelle and Rue. And may Betty White live longer and happier.

[TheFunnySokka]

Lol 4:09 OH! Snap!

[bskbl3]

"What's under the cover? His cappuccino maker!" LMFAO!!!! That line had me rollin!!! I own every season on DVD, 1 of my favorite tv shows!

[MrDaniel789]

@bskbl3 Me too

[jemerson722]

10 people need punched in the pface.

[Jacob53050]

great women

[salfordguy69]

til the paramedics came!!! lol

[ClEaNfReAk85]

"What's under the sheets?" Lmfao.

[hollyfan123]

hey pufifer, how would you like a punch in your puface?

[omgmeist]

what episode is that first clip i want to see it

[missbish]

@omgmeist hi there . the episode is called ''it's a miserable life'' with the mean neighbor frida claxton wants to get rid of the oak tree . I think it's season 2

[violinplayer101]

"Oh, that and cappuccino TOO?" lol

[futureomega]

I used to love when they used to sit at the table and eat cheesecake.... they used to have tears in my eyes from laughing.

[Ritsikas55]

I´d like to see that place where Rose lived... think I could last a month in there?

[KriistalKleerDiamond]

Sophia was a pistol!! Lmao

[ExotiiqueBeautiii]

"Hey, Pfipher how would you like a punch in your pface?" lol

[StreathamG]

For Gods Sake...What about tractors?

[dslewinski]

Blanche skip the innocent part the movie starts in 2 hours- I love those ladies!!!

[bakerpb]

My mom and I cried when we saw this skit! One of my mom's favorite!

[DaCynic]

my fave part in that hospital episode is when Dorothy said "Ma you always talk about what a burden it was when you had me, you know that really hurts.' Sophia: "Not as much as you hurt my oonie." LMFAO!!!!!

[Amity197111]

hey P feiffer....how would u like a punch in your P face?

[zeon1]

3:03 sophia looks so tan!

[andresmoko]

I LOVE THIS SHOW! AAAAW

[morganrocks911]

Dorthy:But the only thing we have in common is under the sheets.

Rose:Whats under the sheets?

Dorthy:His cappucino maker.

XD man i love you rose

[deannadavis1989]

When I heard his last name I laughed until I cried. And then when Sophia's comments abou this name I cried even more.

[Cyyael]

I love them all, but I think Dorothy is the funniest - I LOVE her wit. Sophia comes next for me, followed by Rose and then Blanche.

But I genuinely love them all. :)

[Abrideatlast]

Haha thanks for leaving the clip accidently. It was fun continuing to watch the rest. hee hee.

[amcstudio30]

i miss them so

[KISSMEMYFOOL69]

I love Blanche!! Shes awesome! " You can be 42 forever, just eat right and exercise regularly and live with women who look alot older than you " LMFAO!! XD

[brittboo858]

Dorthy: Mr. Fiffieur?

Dude: Its Phiffeur the p is not silent

Dorthy: Well Mr. Pheffier, we would like to plan a funeral

Dude: Aww aint that sweet you three planing a head for mom

Sophie: Ah, Mr. Pheffifeur how would you like a punch your p-face! :) lol

[househeadericmd]

what's under the sheets? - oh ROSE!!!!!! giggle giggle!

[saulramirezjr]

haah, kill the bitch.

[kiimburliie]

"Ugh, it doesn't matter what your parents want, Rose, you are never gonna make them happy. They are just gonna nag you and nag you until you wanna grab their throat and choke 'em. But you don't because you're in a hospital with resuscitating equipment"

Lol, Dorothy

[haydenfan05]

"all that and cappucino too?" lol

[mrscoffeekiller]

"Bum bum bum bum" Thank you for being a friend, travel down the road and back again, your heart is good, your a pal and a confident.

And if you through a party, and invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me, and the card attached would say thank you for being a friend.

I watch this show to much hehe

[ALLIELUVS21]

To the Golden Girls

Thanks for Everthing:)

[RaverBoy94]

I loveeee this show, Im so sad they all passed away, except Betty, at least we will always have this show and several others to remind us of them...;/

[morganrocks911]

sofia:i turned to my wife barbara and i said..

dorothy:mom what the hell are you talking about!

man they are funny XD

[xRocketToddettMadesx]

Sophia "I tell you, I saw a thousand points of light,"

"It was a kinder gentler America."

"I turned to my wife Barbara and I said.."

Dorothy "Mom what the hell are you talking about!!"

I love that one so much XD

[RamajX]

@xRocketToddettMadesx I watched that part & started crying laughing!! XD

[soccerguy325]

@xRocketToddettMadesx She says "ma", not "mom".

[rapingurchurches]

this still makes me wish that when i become old i live with such friends.

[JLSPFOC]

Thumbs up if you got a boner while watching this.

[seth61682]

@JLSPFOC softy all that way

[Christgal1973]

The Golden Girls was a class act! There aren't many shows like this on television anymore...too bad for future generations. At least we have these Golden Girls archives to satisfy our cravings for a great laugh!

[waterbender191]

"an over the hill school teach who has to wait for the phone to ring to know if she is going to work that day" lol

[gmcnewlook]

oh she wasnt a mule, she was a really fat lady who pulled farm equipment around lol

[hollyfan123]

hey uh puh-fiffer how would ya like a puch in your puh-face?!!

[markmeetsworld]

"tell me rose, is 'kill the bitch' a traditional st. olaf party game?" haha

"i am abhored!" "we know what ya our blanche. i'm glad to hear you finally admit it." LMAO on that one

[tay901000]

love these girls

[Dominique913]

Who would dislike this video??

[irishlassy100]

oh hoe funny abhoard and Sofhia thought she said a whore lol. how classic

[vittoriosheridan]

"Well come on Blanch!. If she was too old to pull a plow, how could she ever pull a tractor!?" .. HIIIILLLARIOUS!!

[cupcake101]

Rose: "What's under the sheets?" HILARIOUS!!!!

[theadoresmith1]

The Golden Girls had some really funny lines. The writers should be real proud and the actresses did a great job with their delivery

This was a really good show. Rest in peace ladies. Blance, Dorothy, and Sophia you will be missed. God bless the Golden Girls.

[genevieve1928]

what episode is at 1:00 ? jw.. :)

[berrybread0608]

@genevieve1928 Blanche delivers

[genevieve1928]

@berrybread0608 thank you very much! have a great day!

[berrybread0608]

@genevieve1928 ur welcome

[technologickal1983]

@genevieve1928

It's called "Blanche Delivers". I think the first episode of the sixth season. I love the episode for that particular scene at 0:55 and for the part where they go to the birthing center.

"Why is she screaming like that?" - Rebecca

"She's conscious." - Sophia

[genevieve1928]

@technologickal1983 thanks! i love that part of the movie! have a great day!

[technologickal1983]

@genevieve1928

You too!

[genevieve1928]

@technologickal1983 thank you! :D

[technologickal1983]

@genevieve1928

Very welcome.

[janasia1996]

Omgg x3 diss Shitt is FUNNYY

[Beyoncefan1000]

Rose: 'what's under the sheets"??? hahahahahaha classic!

[rafaelLEE93]

Sofie: "Whats the number to the police station?"

Rose: "Is anything wrong sofia?"

Sofia:"Nah i just wana find out where i can buy the best doughnuts...OF COURSE SOMETHING IS WRONG!!!"

HAHAHA love it!

[MoonMage7]

Sophia is the best.

[ChristyMorris2715]

"No, it was the herring who did the juggling. Tiny little ginsu knives. Really, very dangerous. I mean, one false move and they could have filleted themselves."

"I hate you." LOLZ.

[slosh29]

The sophia 'pa face' is one of my favorite if not THE favorite line of the series.

[SweetestMiss]

LOL @ Blanche: Come with me girls, I'm going to show you how I transform myself into an innocent young thing..

Rose: could you skip the innocent part Blanche, the show starts in 2 hours

[krazygirl2]

RIP Rue, you will be truly missed

[omnigeek13]

@krazygirl2 the same to Bea and Estelle

[DIEZELVIP101]

7:25 - 8:00 - best parttt. Does anyone know what episode thats from?

[TasteTheRainbowCandy]

I will Miss you RUE! I love you R.I.P You are awesome! You will be greatly missed

[folkgirrl]

lol, " I hate you"

[folkgirrl]

lol, " I hate you"

[646guy]

"I hate you."

[646guy]

"I hate you."

[chriswell21]

"We know what you are, Blanche! I'm glad to finally hear you admit it!"

"Sofia, I said abhored."

"Abhored, a slut, a tramp! It's all the same!"

[chriswell21]

"We know what you are, Blanche! I'm glad to finally hear you admit it!"

"Sofia, I said abhored."

"Abhored, a slut, a tramp! It's all the same!"

[JamesPriceJohnson]

2:20 LOL the best donuts