Nursery Rhymes - One Two Buckle My Shoe

[james97616]

1 2 girls eat poo 3 4 they throw up like hor's 5 6 theey don't like dicks 7 8 they like to get laid 9 10 they jab themselfs with pens thumbs up if you know what i'm talking about

[Hiadrr]

@james97616

are you by any chance talking about your girlfriends?.

[jversteegful]

Lol!!!!

[Scavarie]

this song is similar to the 1,2 freddy's coming for you

[Redstar2613]

@Scavarie That's because they took this song and change the lyrics for the movie.

[funckysockz]

WRONG ! Its 9, 10 Begin again ! Hen ?? seriously

[myicecubesarecooler]

What'd you just say about my hen at the number 10?!!!!!! O.o

[theguythatisbetter]

what did the hen have to do with anything in this entire vidoe?

[Blackopsfan168]

1 2 take a shit on my shoe

[kuwlheid]

i'm doing crack

[chrismanlol00]

this viedo is gay as fucking hell

[iRaceAllDay]

I'm a big fat hen and I find this extremely offensive.

[olithemis1984]

1,2 she has a boering voice

[rodrigoxius]

I'm watchin this because of Korn

[lissygirl532]

"a big fat hen" that's offensive

[lissygirl532]

"a big fat hen" that's offnsive

[Bobgoober16]

I like the Freddy Krueger version better....

[Bobgoober16]

I like the Freddy Krueger version better....

[d3Str0Y3r961]

1, 2, FUCK YOU

[mjzbadgirl87]

1, 2 fuck my shoe

3, 4 get seduced some more

5, 6 fuck some dicks

7, 8 do weed again

9, 10 screw a hen

[mercedesshalay]

It sounds like she's saying 1,2 Fuck with my shoe....

[mjzbadgirl87]

@mercedesshalay

loool i hear fuckle.

[mercedesshalay]

Its sounds like she's saying one, two, FUCK my shoe....

[Zickino167]

I'm to about the issue see for not that still fight states pick up the states seven a task.

[CrazyAnim8r]

@Zickino167 reading this was like reading in a dream... ever done that?

:D

[Zickino167]

@CrazyAnim8r :D

[cosg9531]

One, two, clean the crap off my shoe, three, four, now clean the crap off my other shoe, five, six, don't walk through crap wearing my shoes again, seven, eight, as a matter of fact, don't wear my shoes again for any reason, nine, ten, follow through on that Burger King application, and buy your own damn shoes.

[blackatron666]

Forgot to say in the last post...I prefer Nightmare on Elm street - ''One, Two, Freddie's coming for you!'' *kills victim with hand claw* ;D

[blackatron666]

I thought it was ''seven, eight, close the gate'' :S

[applejuiceeboxx]

@blackatron666 Me too. :z

[BiBornthisWay]

Step 1,

Watch with the Captions on.

Step 2,

Thumbs up if u LMAOed

[MyLol66]

y does it play it's self over and over again we're sick and tiered of the *not on tune * *rubbish singing* OLDDD lady

[SuperPimpassnigga]

1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4,

Everybody drunk out on the dance floor,

Babygirl ass jiggle like she want more,

Like she a groupie and I aint even on tour,

Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore

[shyreenred1973]

GAY.

[XXXscenegurlzXXX]

One Two

Were Coming For You

Three Four

Better lock your door

Five Six

Suck on my dick

brokeNCYDE will never die!

[applejuiceeboxx]

@XXXscenegurlzXXX Love that song :D

[iwantubadhehe]

@mic12397 lmaoo

[brandykay2009]

my name is branden

[brandykay2009]

you now sam

[kutte97]

michel00.meinbrutalo.de

[doughnutboy25]

Where does the hen come into the story. its like they dont have anything else to rhyme so the throw in a hen.

[Quack808]

all these nursery rhymes is gonna make our future children gay

[PuissantAlgernon]

This is how I count all the time. Otherwise it's just not fun. It does make accountancy difficult though.

[kemal1231000]

@mryoshi1221 NiCe SoNg!! lol

[mryoshi1221]

@kemal1231000 Oh my god don't you ever type like that ever again

[akselshin]

a big fat hen. lol funny XD

[angeljujubean]

big fat hen, wow not even animals can be seen as beautiful in there own skin (whether fried or grilled)

[crouchbear]

the singing is kinda kiddish, but no abuse

[dark3rbol]

One two, Freddy's coming for you.

[momorules2010]

BUCKLE YOUR OWN SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beland19]

your a fucking idiot with the lyrics of all these songs. your fucking em up everywhere. and the people you got singing have to be slightly handicapped or just the most annoying fucking people in the world.

[benedicttucker]

HE NEVER ANSWERED THE DOOR!

[1111manjula]

@benedicttucker haha

[XXprincesseuphieXX]

One two buckle the shoe Does NOT make counting Fun....

its just makes it sound retarded

[MrThreeDog1]

5-6 Lick up my Stick!

[ThePalestine1948]

@MrThreeDog1 u fucking Pidooooo

[jakeismighty]

thumbs up for pooping on small children!

[brujapoderosa]

Eso si que fue rápido

[pooperinpantz123]

hEY GUIZE ISNT ONE TWO BUCLE MY SHEO MEAK CUONTING SO FNU XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[ZARALUCI]

my mom sings that song!?

[fineguh]

No its shut the door

[CaliKiitty]

@fineguh i thought it was lock the door.

[mycutiepie552]

it is not knock at the door it is shut the door

[Tarz00081]

@mycutiepie552 no its not its knock at the door

[Ishcoa]

I always thought it was "Begin Again", not "A Big Fat Hen".

[goodlad22]

the people who make these are seriously sick

they make another one with a kid digging a hole saying to his father when you get old im pushing you in here

[Moiznumbr1]

i don't like this version because it's boring unlike when my mom or grandma sang it with me

[TheDailyStoners]

Kill me.

[Tarz00081]

HE SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL HAHA

[xEmoBubbleGum3x]

@Tarz00081 what !? it was a boy singing ? o.o

[Tarz00081]

@xEmoBubbleGum3x yea duh it was a boy in the vid

[GamerBoy53]

@Tarz00081 "Singing", that person said. That voice isn't a guy voice.

[Kegona]

Flagged for child abuse.

[caltful]

ok dont anwser the door...this is very annoying.

[Emily6809]

i hate this stupid song yuck poooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[blackout458]

counting is not fun

[Jeimisakura]

hahahaha! cute <3

[pooperinpantz123]

the chicken is having a seizure

[BettyBoop4ever25]

I loved the part where animation repeated all over again

[tigerztigerztigerz]

Why did the hen come into this?

[diomandxx]

it does make counting fun for the woman that sang this song

[umforgetit]

that`s not even the song

[HockeyKid711]

stupid indian

[HAL9000ii]

That was uncalled for.

[Deb414]

sssssssssssssssLAP LOL

[hoiheyyodude]

this aint looking like, or just like, it IS BRAINWASHING!!!!

[aaronscottmf1]

huhguys i really feel lonely today anyone wanna chat

[Metallica753]

its like Chinese brainwashing

[Francisco51028]

no is not dumass

[Metallica753]

@Francisco51028 alright faggot

[gguha56]

i know dat scince 1 year old ha ha ha jk!

[animelover2ne1]

so.... whats the connect of the "nine ten,a big fat hen" why did they just think sumtin to rhyme at the word "ten" like.."nine tEN,i am bEN"!!!! fuck!!!

[sexyjuunanny]

loli really need some cure to my loneliness

[Belpiie]

i hate how the woman doesnt sing the song.

[Kssailookingcool]

actrully its shut the door but i think knock at the door is better

[murtitopi]

gud poem it remindz ma childhood tyme

[Oluremi7]

Thanks!

[ramo07976214572]

it really good for children

[sparxboy99]

koЯn

[krrymi]

big fat hen hahahahhahah dom

[DOBBYFilmz]

Big fat hen...

[diobolikal]

brilliant! straight forward and to the point! no bullshit involved.

[HotChowder123]

these videos blow!.....all these arab style ones where they don't even know the rhyme and cant even pronounce the words correctly...they are creepy too....garbage

[diomondlicious]

THIS TOTALLY MADDE MY LITTLE BROTHER UPSET AND WAS CRYING " ITS NOT THE RIGHT ONE! god i hate the maker of htis video. If i had a lawyer id sue!id sue her for making disturbing videos to hypnose little brains of young. jk.

[freopah]

omg my mom used to sing this to me all the time i hated it (i still do)

[toxiczorro]

Unfortunately when thes kids grow up they begin to talk filth like sme of the dudes and their comments below

[Hawkheart876]

a big fat hen? lol random

[aus2045]

dont open this full screen its some kind of indian virus thing,

[StoneAndScamp]

It's..

1, 2 bucke my shoe 3 4 shut the door 5 6 pick up sticks 7 8 close the gate 9 10 do it again

[ajda789]

no really

[raindropsANDsunbeams]

These are gay versions

[pattyyy95]

its not a big fat hen its do it again :P

[merilaughs]

Nope, it has been modified to 'do it again' as most children now cannot relate to 'a big fat hen', but it the line IS big fat hen.

[JFXProductions07]

man these vids kind of suck

[FREEKGEEK987]

gay -_-

[jazzychazeo1]

Its nock "on" the door

[alicecullen51496]

it's 1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 shut the door 5,6 pick up sticks 7,8 lay them straight 9,10 again again!!

[themeparkmad]

it not 7 8 lay them straight it is 78 close the gate

[ILOVEFUNNYSTORIES]

hahahaa this is so cute

If you liked this you should go to lulu,com and check out the new childrens book Jack and the Cheese Stalk

It is Hilarious all the kids loved it!!!!!! :D

[OhSoJodiex]

one two buckle my shoe, three four open the door, five six, picks up sticks, seven eight, close the gate, 9 ten .. something about a den? eleven twelve dig and delve, blha blha

[ChunkaFudge]

Look at the Hen's Face

[raverbaby291281]

WoW u guys are seriosly into this criticalness of nursery rhymes malarky...maybe u should leave it to the real kids who enjoy ... rather than bickering about how u learnt it an how things are spelt..a little childish..even for adults watching nursery rhymes..maybe u need a career change or a hobby or sumthing...

[SecretSockPrductions]

Dude i hate to tell you im 13. Im no adult. I AM A REAL KID WHO ENJOYS!!!!! So i can be childish. So please. If you have any self respect, End your YouTube account. Why are you even commenting? Why are you even watching? I KNOW your an adult? So stop being hypocritical. Its pathetic. Your 27! It says on your profile. You have no videos? You dont know what YouTube is. Subscribers for you? 0 is that? What a shame. Just get some videos, some subscribers and then maybe people will listen to you. Gf.

[raverbaby291281]

@SecretSockPrductions

i have children who watch it u moron...and what kinda 13 year old sits round listening to nursery rhymes anyway...??? and furthermore what u doin stalking my profile to get that info anyway....like i said b4 get a hobby or something!!

[rowyfo]

One Two Buckle Three Four Open The Door Five Six Pick Up Sticks Seven Eight Something Something Nice Ten Do It Again

[MissAyeshaQ]

oo u got alot of mistakes there

u forgot my shoes after buckle

also its pick up THE sticks

then u spelled nine wrong u wrote nice

(dunno if u did dat on purpose..if u did den my apologies)

[SecretSockPrductions]

Dude what you talking about...

1) he didnt forget "my shoes"

2 It says THE sticks.

3) He spelt nine right.. He did not write nice...

Please just jump in a hole and die.

[rowyfo]

Im Sorry 2 The People That Rated My Comment Bad But When I Was In Preschool It Was Pick Up Sticks And In "Nine Ten" I Acidentlly Did Nine Ten And Yes I Was In A Rush i 4Got 2 Write "Buckle My Shoe"

[ThePrettyfacenay]

love these sonqsz

[Silmarwen9]

not when it's sung in this annoying british accent or something like that.

[Rebeccachu]

@boogerrae - Especially if it applies to the Freddy Krueger Nursery Rhyme!

[Silmarwen9]

I thought it was "three four shut the door" and "nine ten do it again" :(

[lelodsik12]

LoL it is

[hihihi3322]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[errol1992]

this video is curse

[LadyBabycham]

I cant believe some of the comments posted on here. Clearly it is some of you that are retarted as you cant even understand pure child like fun and innocence, either that or you are so old you cannot rememeber being a child and as for some of the foul language, have a bit of respect for the children who do enjoy watching these videos and do not wish to pick up your bad habits. Shame on you!!!!

[MikeTorre357]

retarted

[rolfgerritsen]

lock-eh the door?

[EgUhehep]

Amazing video!

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[coldly00]

this doesnt make sense........

[bubblexgirls]

thaz y have the kids now r retarded, becuz of these fukin gay nursery shit

[alewunsch]

and obviously you are one of those retarded people, first of all, learn to write correctly.

[secretsantaone]

And you're a prime example!

[pinkjada]

this is y kids r so stupid

[silv3rdollar]

lol!!!! i agree

[bellaXedward89]

i totally agree with u

[vcr11409]

lmao!!! wtf??? this is the reason why kids act stupid

[Calano777]

still gay.

[playervalle]

wht the heck !!!

[computerman3000]

I think this song is the reason my childhood was miserable.

[butterflymagicl]

dsaaqazqsWAQXAXZAZD

[liloboy911808]

aww this makes me feel like being in 2 grade again lol

[michaelma4]

lmao the fat chicken looks like it takes heroine btw the pick up sticks part seems dumb

[Rayquazadomain]

That chicken looks like its on Henoine. lol

[Orit96]

ONGZ COUNTIN

[joshuamichael]

Hahahaha....awesome..........L­OL......

[rurmundo]

voice in english sames a voice in actors tv cartoons children,other boring song.puaght.i dont like this song.

[sillyholly07]

Thankyou for the download

[LorieAnne31]

so weird!!!! No offence people

[Hunter7023]

I find this offensive to all my fellow fat hens out there.

I am calling this one a hate crime, stop hating the big fat hen race!

[ejb103]

So good! This type of thing inspired me to write a song for my beautiful baby girl. It's on youtube - "Kiley's Song"

[emzii25]

A BIG FAT HEN!

[LEONCITA37]

Hello supersad, My name is Adriana I am from Colombia, I live in Venezuela, Vallenato is our music is not from Venezuela, and isnothing to do with Canaima, we dont want to fight with Venezuelan people,we like each other, thank you, supersad.