Portal 2 - Lemon Rant

[abridgedman100X]

why does GLaDOS sound like shes having an orgasm? WTF lol

[justplay4r]

this cave johnson guy is obviously a lemon...after all, Every Villain Is a Lemon;)

[malissaradigan69]

@justplay4r Indeed.

E.VERY

V.ILLAIN

I.S

L.EMONS

[11cookeaw1]

5 people got their house burned down by lemons.

[adamskiboy528491]

THE GREATEST SPEECH EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperFastGuy7]

@adamskiboy528491 this would be a good speech at school:

Lemons- Scholarship

Life- Man whos in charge of school

[indestruct1bl3]

Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[tygerk]

This is the best GlaDOS/Cave Johnson lemon upload, just what I was looking for, shots of gameplay AND the captions written out. I'm going to send it to a friend who is depressed at the moment...I hope he doesn't try to burn anyone's house down.

This one is fun also, though:

watch?v=gIQDhBijnpI Sparta Remix

[muratveli]

Lemon + grenade = GladOS having orgasm

[Steamman907]

5 people have ate a combustible lemon

[Abaraxus789]

Only time GLaDOS sounds a little frisky

[Herkeless]

SOPA.

[Sniperfire123456789]

So your the asshole who burned my house down

[MinecrafterCrontic]

When life gives you lemons, make roasted turkey- and make them wonder how the hell you did it.

[sketchyben91]

i don't want your lemons, i want pictures of spider man!!!!

[cleanworker1]

Burning people!!! He says what were all thinking!!

[soap1on1a1rope1]

But I want to make lemonade

[HomoSapiens99]

Tvattsvamp menar du tvättsvamp eller

[TheKingOPower]

Easily the best...HALF HOUR of my life.

[MegaROEE]

cave johnson:Do you know who i am ?

Chell:No

Cave johnson:i am the man whos gonna burn your house down with a lemon

Chell:oh i know you

[MegaROEE]

I dont want you your damm lemons what i supose to do with thesse

[xXAshleyCatNyaaXx]

5 people had their house burnt down with lemons.

[xRavenDarkAngelx]

@xXAshleyCatNyaaXx gah stfu

[xXAshleyCatNyaaXx]

@xRavenDarkAngelx nah, u.

[GNRlova23]

Cave Johnson has got to be the most inspirational man of all time!

[fearof33]

Recipe for explosive lemons:

Grenade + lemon = lemonade

[Task1001]

The inveitable Occupy Movement in a nutshell.

[AdjustingPriorities]

Oh god...I remember when this happened.

Every time I heard Cave I stopped and listened to his insightful opinions. My jaw dropped when this happened.

[Spenchjerta]

I am now scared to drink lemonade

[XsimplycomplicatedXx]

Oh GlaDOS. -.-

[LosLemonator666]

Ahhhhh yeeaaaaaa

[DORUmonify]

I've GOT some combustible lemons!!! except they're greenish grey...and have studs all over them...and have pins in the top and they blow up when you pull them...SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!

[10thRozenMaiden]

just paint em yellow and pour lemon juice on em lol. COMBUSTABLE LEMONS!

[10thRozenMaiden]

@10thRozenMaiden combustible*

[ndubzareawesome]

GET MAD!!

[inmypants0102]

oh how i laughed when this happened when i was playing the game

[TheOnlyXL]

YEAH! YEAH! Oh I like this guy!

[GriffenX]

"burning people! he says what we're all thinking!"

[MarioLuigi141]

BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!

Dang lemons.

[ThisIsBillyH]

Don't get mad! Get GLAD!

[Rack44hoonmaster]

The lemons were a little random, but I like the part where he says "I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN ....... WITH THE LEMONS!!!!

[SilverDHedgehog2]

"Do you know who I am?" *shakes head no* "Im the man whos gonna BURN your house down" *nods* "With the lemons!" "...combustible lemon, that BURNS your house down!" *frantically nods* i LOL'd!

[dianamadelin]

4 people are going to have their house burned down

[NoGoodNamesTheseDays]

Cave Johnson: The one man so manly that he gives orgasms to potatoes.

[alexsander471]

Portal: Kill GLaDOS with rockets

Portal 2: Disable Wheatley with bombs

Portal 3: kill Cave Johnson with moon rocks (or combustible lemons!)

Or...

Portal: cake

Portal 2: Potato

Portal 3: lemons

[mashiox]

4 people got their house burned down with the lemons.

[Greengirl2121]

oh my god life XD

[rainbowumbreon10]

Oh I like this guy... glados is a effen retard

[AdmiralMemo]

@rainbowumbreon10 Well, at this point, she's only running on 1.6 volts. She's obviously not able to think straight.

[jetta420dog]

*5 year old at lemonade stand*

"would you like some lemonade mister?"

*cave johnson*

"I DON'T WANT YOU DAMN LEMONS!"

[ghillie111]

Burning people! HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!

[Flamesofice530]

Every

Villain

Is

LEMONS

Evil

[jerseykid78]

GLaDOS is obviously getting a organism

[joey17410]

@jerseykid78 ikr she keeps sounding like, creepy

[odin6616]

@jerseykid78 Organism eh?

[hollowedbleach3]

OMG! My chest wont stop hurting! THIS IS FUNNY! I think I need a ambulance!

[FireSwordProductions]

4 people made lemonade

[Gman61785]

alright ive been thinking when life gives you lemons dont make lemonade make life take the lemons back get mad i dont want your damn lemons what am i supposed to do with these demand to see lifes manager make life rue the day it thought it could give cave johnson lemons do you know who i am im the man whos gonna burn your house down with the lemons im going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down

[NinjaRafter]

@Gman61785 You should be ashamed of yourself you little retard.

[Gman61785]

@NinjaRafter Why should i and how exactly am i a retard

[NinjaRafter]

@Gman61785 Oh, sorry, man, I meant to reply to another comment. You know, the one above you, who didn't quote the entire video just so he could get thumbs up. My bad.

[Gman61785]

@NinjaRafter who said i wanted thumbs up i just wanted to write so you can just shut the fuck up theres no need to call a stranger a fucking retard there was no need for you to comment on my comment so you basically have wasted minutes of your life talking to me which must mean you dont even have one

[falsehero2001]

Cave Johnson for President! I'd vote for him. GLaDOS would vote for him. That's two votes votes right there, he's practically President already.

[SurfingCA2]

lol I just got why GlaDOS said "Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!" In my defense I only finished the original Portal yesterday. That also explains why GlaDOS likes burning people after the testing....Now I kinda feel bad for Cave...

[hatsamb]

The four people that disliked this owned the house

[DarkValkyrie0512]

No more lemon-ade jokes! Please!

[TheHardflippKid]

GLaDOS sex moans ftw

[liljasere]

wow the only guy who is able to bring a potato to Orgasm

[sakura01828]

this is the next i have a dream speech XD

[AnonymousAds]

Glados had a potatorgasm

[starwarslover015]

4 people got their house burnt down by combostable lemons

[uncomprehendablename]

This is the only motivational speech that matters.

[MochaholicPuppy]

almost all the comments below me and above me would make great t-shirts

[Redhorse93]

lol

[WebbGnome0]

Feedest notte yon trolls... unless it's with combustible lemons.

[MrInsaneMixer]

Me: Alright, I've been thinking;

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!

Make an Internet meme!

Gabe Newell: Yeah! Make the meme!

[F4Wildcat]

TF2 Engineer=ALRIGHTY THEN

New item found!

Combustible Lemon sentry!

[StrangerDubstep]

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?"

*nods*

I lol'd hard

[chammmusicman]

Cave Johnson:

The Man Who Can Make A Potato Orgasm

[Dashi90]

Molotov lemon?

[PJBottomz]

"I'm the guy who's gonna burn your house down! WITH the lemons!"

I am so using that now.

[evilschnitzel]

Great! The 'shaking of the head' up and down spiced that video really up. *thumbs up*

[zach10168]

Chell: so, no heart feelings, huh?

gLaDOS: ...

[zach10168]

potatorgasm FTW

[Arcaniteye]

I lol'd at your nods.

[smithier2]

When life gives you lemons, find an annoying kid with a paper cut.

[funerstuff]

@smithier2 nice one dude

[connorNcharlie]

cave johnson's too awesome

[rashaad93]

burning people he says what we're all thinking :D

[iloveJapanese1]

Uh oh...Cave Johnson is outside my house with lemons.

[bigbuddy2932]

@iloveJapanese1 Fuck, I'M NEXT D:

[You0From0The0Future]

@iloveJapanese1

So you're life's manager huh? I have some lemons for you...

[Naeka]

Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!!

Oh, GlaDOS. You make my life<3

[disneyanafan]

GLAdOs is having orgasms



[MattDusekFan01]

@disneyanafan Potatogasms, to YOU, sir.

[RangePup]

Fuck yeah Lemonades.

[hatsunemiku444]

this is my ringtone :D

[MovieManiac010]

More epic with requiem for a dream playing in the background

[HedgehogGamers]

Yeah! Get Mad!

[maao290785]

cave johnson, first person to give a potato an orgasm

[ddguydd1]

you mad bro?

[luke130697]

4 people had lemon juice in their eyes and missed the like button.

[CRS121492]

I was drinking lemonade when I watched this. I then threw it in the garbage

[23Trixx23]

@CRS121492 i was drinking lemonade when i was playing this... and spat it out when i heard if and basically choked because it was to funny

[IV310390]

ГлэДОС так кричала "yeah!" как будто она кончала... игра становится довольно пошлой )

[handed2you04]

Best speech about citrus fruit ever.

[SleepyFox79]

4 people weren't thinking of burning people!

[K71110]

GLaDOS sounds so sexy when she says Yeah!

[chickadii415]

"Oh, I like this guy." And I love you, GLaDOS.

[SavageWolf211]

WTF?! XD lmao

[rafaprocult]

How did you turn up the subtitles? o_o

[CorporateJohnnyB]

I had a dream GLaDOS was yelling "YEAH, TAKE THE LEMONS!" at me, although the context was different.

[kuzuhidanlover]

Burning people- HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL /THINKING/.

Cave Johnson was a telepathic man who loved science and fucking /hated/ lemons.

[meganecrosmegas]

4 people make lemonade

and...

4 peoples house were burned by a combustible lemon explosion

[kickboxer1391]

4 people were happy with their lemons

[airplanemaster1]

All right, I've been thinking, When TV gives you ads? don't watch the TV. Make the TV delete the ads! Get mad! I don't want to watch your damn ads! Why do i wanna watch these? Demand to see the ads editor! Make the editor rue the day he thought Airplanemaster1 would wan't to watch ads! Do you know who I am? Im the guy whos going to BURN your TV channel! With the ads! Im going to my engineers to invent a combustible ad that BURNS your TV cannel!

This advrtsmnt brought to you by Airplanemaster1

[SniperGirl1717]

lemon granades? Lemonades!!!

[K1ngofblackops]

Cave Johnson,the first man to make a robot jizz

[over4u121]

@K1ngofblackops i did not know females did that

[K1ngofblackops]

@over4u121 lolz.

[sparkdasher]

@BobertEntertainment is that what im gonna see when i die on MW3 campaign?

[KoyasuNoBara]

Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!

Seriously, I just like the Lemon Rant so much more with GLaDOS's comments. It just adds a certain something to it.

Also, I got a good laugh out of the bits where you shook your head and nodded.

[SHiTJuFro743]

@Aidee21618 thanks for the spam, you dork.

[Infernox1320]

Hey look,I'm Cave Johnson.That means I tell people to invent stuff.

Not things like a portal device,'cause we already did that.I tell them to invent things like these combustile lemons.How,you ask?The

answer,is to get mad,and if that don't work,yell at them.So they made this combustile lemon,designed by them,engineered by them,and you best hope,not made for you.

[UNr34]

What happens when life gives you oranges?

[FuckingCameron]

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

*shake shake*

IM THE MAN WHOS GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

*nod nod*

[TheAndrewj96]

MOST EPIC MOMENT IN A VIDEO GAME.

[sasukenarutofan2880]

I fuckin love GLaDOS

[CrazyRess]

Lol, GLaDOSgasm.

[FireStarDoink]

YEAH!

YEAH!

TAKE THE LEMONS!

YEAH!

BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!

[angelx55555]

4 peoples houses have been burned down by combustible lemons and thumbs up if MistaDubStep brought you here :D

[Becquerel0]

Oh, I like this guy.

[Orionsgaming]

I DONT WANT THE LEMONS! I WANT A POTaDOS!

[davydonutt]

I'm sure burning people is what I'm thinking >D

[msbloweverythingup]

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then just sit back and let the world wonder how the f*** you pulled THAT one off.

[silverfoxalchemist]

@msbloweverythingup  even better make a strawberry milkshake......

[msbloweverythingup]

@silverfoxalchemist Lols yeah :)

[bassethoundguru13]

@msbloweverythingup Your comment just made my day XD

[msbloweverythingup]

@bassethoundguru13 LOL! kool! i'm glad i made your day! :D

[rushfan212]

@msbloweverythingup That is one of the most original and funny comments i've ever read xD.

[msbloweverythingup]

@rushfan212 really? Thank you! that's so sweet i think i'm gonna go throw up a rainbow XD

[suicunesrider]

@msbloweverythingup LOl that reminds me of a joke my friends and I came up with. "When life gives you lemons, say FUCK YOU, SOCIETY! and make apple juice.

[msbloweverythingup]

@suicunesrider lol! nice!!! XD

[xXghostmodXZ]

@msbloweverythingup why is your comment counting only my thumbs up?!

YOUTUBE IS SCREWY!!!!

[FireStarDoink]

"I like this guy"

-COUGH COUGH-

-mmCOOUUFFFFHHGGJF-

-MMCKFCM-

-COUGH-

[LuigiAndMario11]

@FireStarDoink -COOOUUGUGGHHABFIASFQWBE-

[NyttAura]

Combustable lemons?

WINNING!

[TheBentastic]

4 people had their houses burned down by combustible lemons.

[Alililele]

BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!

[bannana171]

i think im thinking with lemons.....

[libragurl2824]

What the fuck O.o

[shelby4369]

@HTCPrezet that's one potatoe who enjoys ear rape

[Zombong0]

@HTCPrezet

I had an orgasm as well the first time I heard this epic rant. How could you not?

[26SOFTBALLGIRL]

I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH THE DANG LEMONS!!!!!!!!!!

[FanimusMaximus]

Cave Johnson did the one thing Chuck Norris cant do.

He gave a potato an orgasm.

[IlStefan]

I love how chell nods in agreement when GLaDOS says that Cave has the right idea about burning people.

[AnyThingYouAmagin]

I think Glados is having an orgasom

Yeah

YEah

YEAH

YEAH

[starjas9]

Omgosh..lol

[BreathCarolinaLove0]

BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN...WITH THE LEMONS!!

[starfox991]

Life works for black mesa.

[aniandina]

4 people tried to give Cave Johnson lemons

BURNING PEOPLE! HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!

ummm GLaDOS? If your thinking of burning people, im going to drop this potato that your in and run for it....

[neoman289151]

Every. Villain. Is. Lemon.

[MaxPipetZ]

@neoman289151 HEY APPLE

YOU ARE A LEMON

@neoman289151