Can't Touch This - Mc Hammer

[54bigmen]

epic bird being epic



[JSRFextremeyoyo]

*touches the screen* touched ya-darnet i touched the girl on the screen damnit MC-hammer!

[rocillito79]

HE´S THE FIRST TO MAKE THE SHUFFLE NOT LMFAO

[juniorhih1]

who is the girl of 0:16 ?

[cdebroncas]

los pasos para mi próxima fiesta!



[thecrazydeltascorch]

i like the part when he said "cant touch this"

[ricimach]

0:36 typical freak,idiot etc.....Thank you for your answers...RICIN

[ricimach]

ok look at the video. MC Hammer thoroughly, then talk,,,,I see there are idiot, nothing more nothing less..OK?

[ricimach]

Why I look at these crazy video?Do research of your incapacitation......

[ricimach]

A typical example of an idiot and a clown! American productions ..... shit!This is disgusting!I have nothing against blacks, but it reflects American society, this horror,,,American idiot!!!!

[BananaJSSI]

@ricimach MC Hammer copied the beat for this song from the 1981 Rick James hit Super Freak.

[ricimach]

@BananaJSSI fucking typical American production!

[frater0perturabo]

this is soo racist !

[ahrimansiah]

this song is element of positive energy :D

[yudiweb]

that little chick looks like dance so funny! LOL

[y4123cp]

@joehoratio1 i know how to do a round house kick :D i am a yellow belt in karate!!!

[15theoren]

1. pause the video

2. put on the breaking dwan trailer then trun on theach me how how to doogie

[MmeSoleneJ]

Swatch <3 

[kathylucy0203]

Its cool!

[frater0perturabo]

@kathylucy0203 you are a racist pig !

[OmnomTheDevourer]

This>>>>>>Family Guy version

[XSickPeach]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[AV3D1]

oh yeah nice man

[TheMs617]

good luck with that joehoratio1

[Asmyk4Fun]

waaaaazup

[0danceingwanderer1]

beat stollen from rick james

[nazaretlandiana]

1:50 PEDO BEAR FAIL xD

[nilocthecoyote]

jim carrey spoof of this is great!

STOP HAMMER TIME!

[joehoratio1]

top 4 things i want to do before i die

-touch mc hammer

-simply walk into mordor

-survive a roundhouse kick from chuck norris

-find out who the fuck let the dos out

[ThePoopTruffles]

@joehoratio1 stop copying from 9gag post you piece of poop

[y4123cp]

@joehoratio1 i could survive a chuck norris round house kick i am a yellow belt and i am 11

[frater0perturabo]

@y4123cp you are also RACIST !

[y4123cp]

@joehoratio1 i can find out who let the dogs out for you

[BIBICULLEN]

1:40 to the end is amazing!!

[Nikola24B]

dislike <---you can't touch this !

[fakeham]

My god, those pants!

[intpmj]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED ! - Barney Stinson

[TitanVsNatit]

... ESF.. means Epic Song Fail

[xcitementfreak]

this iz amazing! [|Crayola|]>

[TheMonsterOn23Street]

just touched

[VVschannel101]

00:51 LOL WUT?!?!

[vegagbl]

1:40 xD

[PivotProductionsXD]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, MR MC.

[goldyfish123456789]

45 people cant touch this oh ya and BlooDMuZiK94 i don't just touch em

[brothachiken023]

i liked this part: 0:00-1:58

[thekobast]

CANT TUCH DIZ!

[MRM7171]

Can't touch this player

[Speedwolf2012]

how did you get the copyright to this song??

[argjenntdrenica]

<3.

[sonic01111OnROBLOX]

MC Grammar.

[DrMenel]

5 ciastek



[AthrakaSauce]

stop hammer time 1:50

[TheLorrainechristine]

a outra versão da de 10 á 0 nessa""!!

[himynameisfdsa]

@Ziothon

And then idiots got a hold of Skyrim...

[xXLDeusXx]

When I got that achiviement in Dead Island, i got up from my bed and went like *silence*... Can't Touch this!*Melody on my head* Can't Touch This!

[SRoiftia]

Best!! <3

[captainj5show]

everybody luvs it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheSue60]

makes you mooove!!

[Ziothon]

I used to touch this......

Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[brothachiken023]

i actually started dancing to it about halfway through because i haven't heard it in a couple of years

[alex21monoaek]

Music from my childhood ;)

[fatzach09]

chuck norris lets the person to touch this

[torilovesu56]

hehehehe i liked the chicken!

[Andalusian2493]

I so so so love this song... Can't touch this :D

[TheAspire23]

omg hes awesome!!!!!!!!! (went to school singing 'duh nu nu know nu nu know u can't touch this')

[Diarkia124]

The person at 1:25, is my aunt :/

[DestructoMonkey]

@Diarkia124 Your auntie be hawt

[MJroxOXO]

Chuck Norris can touch it...

[Venom1751]

@MJroxOXO Fuck chuck norris :)

[MJroxOXO]

@Venom1751 No. Chuck Norris will make you pay for that. Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you, and Mr. T will pity you -_-

[Venom1751]

@MJroxOXO Actually, he won't ;D

Yay for me ^^

[0danceingwanderer1]

@MJroxOXO fuck chuck norris



[Epic1x1x1x]

@MJroxOXO Nope

[SuperFox1960]

Does anyone else just click on these random User Submitted music videos, rather than the Official Channel's, to skip the Ads?

[TheGhito1]

@SuperFox1960 i do.

[Flexiblain]

Chicken is the best ;D

[Cryppt]

it sucks cuz my glasses keep fogging up

[Cryppt]

where does it come from? ill never tell...

[munstergealener]

family guy version is better

[The1robzom1]

CANT WATCH THIS>?

[Aribiscotti]

Love this song <3

[nikie3290]

CANT TOUCH THIS JERCK NOW LETS HAVE SEX

[Cryppt]

@nikie3290

you know i heard the words 'i can't' once. its funny cuz right before that it was clear that YOU MOST CERTAINLY COULD.

P.S. *JERK*

[nikie3290]

@Cryppt ok. SHUT UP ASHOLE!!!!!

[Cryppt]

@nikie3290 thats not very nice

[nikie3290]

@Cryppt watever

[vandamageish]

badea can touch this

[cobraglatiator]

@vandamageish no he cant >: (

[BIBICULLEN]

So funny, I watched a nature program a few year a go and it show a real lizard dancing to this song.

[SantiagoBertini]

tengo qe sacar la coreo :B

[GCclovis]

no Touch meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

lololololololololololololololo­lol

[crazyVrex]

"please watch in high qualitiy" WHAT HIGH QUALITY?!??! thet little bitchy 480p ???!?!?!??! loool

[warhammer40th]

Chuck Testa

[xTouchMeh]

D:

[maxiking5070]

NANANANA....cant touch this.....NANANANA.......

[Sonnenblumenfangirl]

can't tudch me =^.^=

[BlooDMuZiK94]

You can touch this ---> ( . )( . )<---

[thaGkillah]

@BlooDMuZiK94

BUT I WANNA TOUCH THAT!

[NickVarner15]

@BlooDMuZiK94 (.Y.)

[MrMurderManandNigel]

@BlooDMuZiK94 Don't you mean ( . Y . ) ?

[dynamitegeo]

@BlooDMuZiK94 just did 8)

[bhr1337]

i like1:40-1:58

[HenriqueOz]

he is using the scorpion costume!

[subsaibot4512]

exept you , you can touch me :)

[iza5954]

5 ciastek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[JohnPAUossi21]

ZUUUUU COOOOOOOOOl....uuuuh cant touch this:D nur noch am tanzen=)

[DULCEAMOR09]

Halo god's song

[EAmp3]

Fucking pony faggots.

[InzideV2]

Here because ponies

[Goodthink777]

Bronies are getting fucked by mods

[Klintoniusmaximus]

I'm here because ponies.

[StormyGoldbeast]

umm.. the high quality doesn't make any difference in the quality of this video.



[SaPhYiRo]

Mc cant touch Peter Griffin

[MrLucaskh]

im lovin it

[bobybusche1]

oh man the germans are so crazy :)

who finds this funny video thumbs up

/watch?v=J4YsjZud55Y

[beattheshitoutta]

HAMMERTIME!



[beattheshitoutta]

Thank You MY LORD FOR BLESSING ME>>>>>>DANICALIFORNIA!

[ChihuahuaLova7]

STOP... GRAMMAR TIME

[SinnedTheReal]

ihr seit doch alle bloß wegen dem logitech post hier xD

[TheSchmauli]

32 people can´t touch this...^^

[thedakar99]

unas de mis rrolas favoritas es un soperclasico

[fifanik]

0:16 linsenkiste :D

[byKorbi]

just insider know mc hammer is chuck norris , but when hes chuck norris he just got a mask on <3

[quineloe]

I like how it says "watch in high quality" when you can't.

[POTTproducts]

hans sarpei can't toch this

[TheOneAndOnlyJan4wad]

@POTTproducts ohhh no he could touch this

[Rykanable]

@TheOneAndOnlyJan4wad No.

[TheOneAndOnlyJan4wad]

@Rykanable he could ...

[MultiMausi1000]

I like this sond dont know why...xD

[F4stSh4d0w]

Chuck Norris CAN touch this! :D

[Bescherado]

Einfach nur geil ohwurm

[zaperzero]

There is only one man cappable of touching MC Hammer, that is Chuck Norris.

[sexyturke87]

i love this songgggggg mc hammerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrr hahahah

[kingdoener11]

you cant touch this comment

[Fatzge95]

Not Mc Hammer is Epic, but his PANTS! WOW

[NightFlasher34]

the dance grove is the best ... mc hamma is the King biiiaaaatchhh

[MrHohohohi]

STOP hammer time :)

love this song

[herrnkpp]

usually i dont like such music but McHammer is just the king, cant dislike him and cant touch him

[ivonna1996]

Mc Hammer is KING!

[JonaezTV]

I CAN Touch This !

[spankmaster22]

man i wish i could dance like that

[schlechteKopie]

@spankmaster22 like the chicken?

[SuperKarl321]

I can

[TyphFerdinand]

Discord can't touch Fluttershy's feelings

[danielnr96]

Stop!

Pony Time! :D

[l0lLorenzol0l]

0:36

Discord just stole your dance, MC Hammer...

U MAD???

[firas133]

Malzahar dance

Thumbs up if you know what i mean

[Megaericcool123]

lol i cant touch the 720P button !!!!

[SuperJimmyproduction]

chuck norris can touch this

[MomoRuled]

@SuperJimmyproduction even chuck norris cant touch this ;)

[xxEnza]

@SuperJimmyproduction NOPE! Just Chuck Testa

[TheOneEazZyboyy]

@SuperJimmyproduction deine mama auch! =)



[cobraglatiator]

@SuperJimmyproduction no he cant! >: ( BOSSK? MMMAYBE BUT STILL PROBLY NOT

[SuperDarkorbitfreak]

i like it

[Wonderfulllifex33]

gay :D

[Sebbel96]

I liked when he said "Can´t touch this"

[thedavie19]

coooooooooooooooooooooolllllll­lll

[goniselsky]

i love the cute duck in the endd !!

[Sonnenmann8]

i love it :D

[Pur3Pwning]

how can somebody not like this wtf

[Mc1Q1]

Hammer time

[lionelatl]

Oh yeah, i can touch it but you can't. lol.

[MANOFROCK1702234]

Admit it.....you ALL at ONE piont in your lives have attempted to do 0:31-0:40 and failed!

[1chichimec1]

My wife & I fell in love to this wonderfully heart consuming love Ballad! This is our 'LOVE' song?? We love this song it is so apropo for falling in love!

[kayleighcochroach]

i want his pants :o



[khuddle]

Hey Hammer if you're finished wearing my mom's curtains she like them back now

[tomyqss]

i touch it wayyyyyy to much

[beatonyoukidss]

Can't touch this. -Vsause. XD

[TheSchleierhaft]

mortal combat by nintendo....! ^ ^