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  • I remember playing this game at the age of like 3. ._.

  • @SuperViinapiru HER nickname, actually. But yes. She was the Fox.

    Not exactly the most inspired nickname, is it?

  • Can't remember, and please answer : If I start playing again NOLF 2 (already finished it) will my skill points be saved, and improve Cate Archer's abilities even more? Or it will be reset to 0?

  • @EmmyDelight As I recall, NOLF 2 didn't carry the points over from game to game. NOLF 1 did, however, thus allowing you to go back and explore secret areas which you previously missed because you didn't know how to toss a grappling line at the time.

  • @BloodyBay You know I asked? Four years ago... I used to have a crack for NOLF 2, that somehow managed to save my skillpoints. And after I started 2nd time the game, I saw that my skill points were almost full (where they have been left in the previous game). Petty weird but cool thing.

  • My favourite game of all time.

  • God this game was so ahead of its time, the immersion, graphics sound and even detail and emotion of the actors in the real time cut scenes was amazing for a game from 2002.

  • classic.

  • nice reload sound:D

  • i ride u shoot. Ohh my rectum! the pain

  • One of my favourite shooters ever.

  • FINALLY! I've been trying to find the name of this game for a few years lool loved it!

  • xD

    one of the funniest levels i ever played :) i laughed a lot

    unfortunately most people dont know this game :S

    but IMO NOLF series is one of the BEST FPS ever made :) no doubt

    about a 'possible' NOLF3

    omg i can imagine our beautiful, sexy Cate Archer with the awesome graphics nowadays *-* I know it's a FPS game but a good 3rd person cam option should be interesting for us to see her curves :DD

    i would love a NOLF3.

  • @summersPV31 Yeah, I agree, it's one of the best FPS games ever made ;) It is a great game ! The Nolf games is my favourite games, especially NOLF 2 :) More people should know about these games ! :P And I hope there will be a NOLF 3 ! :)

  • It is a crime that world has forgotten for this great game!

  • HIGH SPEED FUCKING CHASE

  • @BloodyBay this game was awesome back in the day thanks for uploading this my favourite game of all time

  • God damn it you just spoiled that for me :D

  • @tunglour Sorries. ;-p

  • I reckon Nolf 3 could be a prequel to the NOLF series. As in Kate Archer as a petty thief but is really an undercover spy for another agency.

  • @Antphoneigh Ooh, that would be a good idea. Didn't the intel in NOLF 1 suggest something about Kate being something like a cat burglar or something similar before she got recruited into UNITY?

  • @Antphoneigh What if she used to work for HARM .....

  • The Nolf games were truly something special. Nolf 3 might never happen but we'll always have these two fantastic games. Then again, American McGee's Alice finally got her sequel after a decade. Perhaps there's hope for Nolf 3 yet.

  • @CynicalHippie Good point. I thought that Alice would never get a sequel either. So maybe NOLF 3 and Clive Barker's Undying 2 have hope yet. :)

  • @BloodyBay Heck, There's allways Contract J.A.C.K., Good enough for me.

  • @BloodyBay i hate this :( good games dont get sequels sonly shitty ones do ...

  • wow would have been faster just by walking after him XD

  • MERDE

  • good quality!

  • NOLF 2 was a damn great game...the atmosphere in the earlier soviet levels was awesome! though I liked the original NOLF even better :)

  • Nolf 3 plus Nolf 1+2 HD remakes PLEASE?!!!

  • looks awesome,I want it!

  • @donniedarkoooooo I got my copy on eBay. eBay and Amazon might be your best bets. :)

  • @BloodyBay I wish I could buy it on ebay or amazon,but I don't have a credit card...

  • @donniedarkoooooo u can be bad boy and get it for free

  • Also there's no health or armor and you have a gun with infinite shots. You should get something more rewarding than killing guards before they block the street or close a gate besides catching up to the guy on the unicycle since he can't die in this mission.

  • I agree this mission is really funny but it's not that realistic and well made in difficulty. What I mean is that it would have probably been faster to walk/run, they are going so slow that the mime king on the unicycle sits and waits for them and easily outruns them when needed and he can't die and disappears at a dead end, and this part can be rather hard on superspy difficulty since you can't dodge enemies and they can shoot and kill you fast so it's hard to shoot them before they shoot you.

  • mindfuckosaurus

  • Oh how I loved this game! I remember the first time the guy's coat was pulled off to reveal the unicycle. I nearly died laughing. But when I described it to friends they just didn't get it :/

  • @tintiringa You can't sufficiently describe the Unicycle Chase Scene. It defies all description. Your friends can only witness it for themselves. ;)

  • Well, this is the best chase scene I've ever seen in my entire life.

  • WHAT!?

    WHAT!??

    WHAAAT!?!?!

  • "Hurry!...I'll drive,you shoot"...LOL I nearly got a heart attack because of how hard I laughed...

  • what camtasia is ?

  • @magron99 Recording Program / Editing u know when u go to the website

  • Wait... What the f*ck just happened?

  • @twobarells The God of War and the God of the Ocean clashed in battle to determine the fate of a single dolphin's soul. They just chose to manifest their epic battle as two Scots on a tricycle shooting at a French midget on a unicycle, that's all.

  • LoL!! :D

    God how I loved NOLF games!!

  • This is...the most badass thing I ever saw! 

  • Just finished it...again, amazing game

  • I loved this game, the story was awesome.

  • with the NO1LF Toolkit you can make all kinds of cool things, combat arms use's the same stuff as this.

  • 9 people where caught actually being little midgets on unicycles

  • loved this game, hiding in cabinets and under beds from soldiers was great fun. guess they never sold great though otherwise we would have seen a sequel by now instead of all this FEAR crap. actually thats harsh FEAR is ok but NOLF is better

  • They put so much effort into making these games ooze the period. They are very fun and solid gameplay experiences. Besides... anytime you add Scotsman wearing kilt + tricycle + machine gun + mimes + unicycle + chase sequence... you always = WIN! ALWAYS!

  • one of the best fps games ever.

  • for a 2002 game, this has superb quality in graphics

  • @DevilVlad93 i remember playing this when i was 12, it was amazing ;)

  • I am playing the demo and cant hear the sound effects =[.. i can hear the music do.

  • does any one play the first one cuz if u do then i want to play with u on one of the internet thinggys

  • I love these games!

  • I love this game!

  • Dam, now I have to reinstall both of them and play through them again

  • Love this game, it is so badass.

  • Yeah, playing that game was much more interesting than doing homework.

  • lol dat scotish guy is your enemy in the first game

  • Excellent game with an unique charisma! Btw. it has a nearly perfect german sync. :)

  • BEST DRIVE BY EVAR

  • LoL!!

    It was such a great game, one of the best!

  • "Ze pain ees ex-CRU-see-eh-ting-uh?!"

    The fake French accent is excruciating! (...excruciatingly funny!)

  • this is one of the funniest level in the history of videogames.lol

  • damn I wish more games like this were made. This had many good things about it storywise and great gameplay.

  • this is fucking weird

  • @Jokunoob1 Is that a good "weird" or a bad "weird"? o.O

  • @BloodyBay its a fucking bad weird

  • @TheDeatharcana I was asking the 'Noob there. And ANYone who can dis a chase scene like this is clearly from Bizarro World, so by "bad" you mean "good", right? I get the paradigm shift, really. ;-p

  • @BloodyBay Really gooooood weird. I love this game's humor

  • o.O

    CUTE! n.n

  • @Jokunoob1

    Understatement of the decade.

  • The graphics still look fine to me. I loved both NOLF 1 & 2 :D

  • lol that got to be one of the best gaming moments ever!

  • 6 people are french

  • @szjovane 5 people are French now. The sixth one must have surrendered to the awesome power of YouTube account suspension.

    Those damned YouTube moderators, always going around the Maginot Line.... ;-)

  • @BloodyBay it's six again 

  • Oh the blistering speed! -squeak- -squeak-

    Great vid man, thx for a good bit of nostalgia. Loved playing the first one.

  • lolz

  • Is it possible to actually kill the Mime King without him escaping here? I doubt it but I think thats kind of stupid. But then again the Mime King can go much faster than you on a tricycle, (you might even be able to run faster without a tricycle lol) so he could have ran away whenever he wanted to.

  • xD I alway have like a crappy pc and now I want to play No One Lives Forever and it's say '' this is 16 bit you have 64 bit pc so fack off '' xD

  • @Bvzijverden Oh, man...and NOLF2's probably too "advanced" for DOS Box to work, too. You might be stuck with this problem. :-/

  • @Bvzijverden well i have a brand new 64 bit laptop. i downloaded the 1.3 patch and the sound and everything now works for me...if that helps!

  • lol

  • definitely the game was made for lulz!

  • much more fun in coop mode where you can die and respawn off of the tricycle and run around after the guy, too bad some people don't know the entire games coop in multiplayer...everyones just to lazy to download a couple mods to the game and expect everything to be there upon release...its probably why such wounderful games get turned down like this..they expect the developers to do EVERYTHING FOR THEM....just like xbox

  • @StuartTheGamerNerd

    Where can you download coop mode for the whole game?

  • @satan915 go to nolfgirl dot com and click on forums which takes you to the glue factory forums there you create an account,login,then in the search bar type in how to do your own voo and look for the post that says how to do your own voodoo and you'll see what I mean THATS AFTER YOU INSTALL THE DEV TOOLS OFF THE NET SOMEWHERE! reply me I can give you a link

  • @satan915 second thought don't type that....when you get to the gluefactory forum create your account, login, then type in voodoo and THEN click the one that says how to do your own voodoo AND THAT SHOULD TELL YOU HOW ON THAT POST!

  • @satan915 one last tip for nolf2 coop, on that thread "how to do your own voodoo" in the gluefactory forums look for all the posts made by the user f00 and that should help you a whole lot GOOD LUCK and if this is to much for you I could try and explain it myseld but you'll probably have better luck there, or I can send you the files :D

  • @StuartTheGamerNerd

    Ok I was just wondering cause I was searching it on google and couldn't find anything (didn't look too long though) and besides I need someone who would actually wan't to play through the whole thing with me maybe on a day we were board or something cause me and my friend played through the whole default coop mode in one sitting and its really nothing compared to the actually whole game, I would like to faces bosses with another person though, It'd be fun.

  • Where did he get all these mimes from?

  • @Craxxet He's Pierre the Mime King. Obviously they all came from his Kingdom of Mimeland. :-)

  • @BloodyBay

    On another note, where did he get all that HP? Especially for such a small guy? Shoot him that many times he will never die in that mission, but dies super fast in the boss fight with him, maybe cause you shot him alot in this mission XD. It'd be cool if they made some system where you would have to shoot him more in the boss fight if you shot him less in this mission, and vice versa, but not below a certain amount so you can't only shoot him once in the boss fight XD.

  • @satan915 All I can figure is that he's wearing that mighty, invincible Plot Armor in this chase scene. You could probably shoot him in the head a thousand times and he'd still survive and get away. :-(

    Video games do that with key characters sometimes. Frustrating, isn't it? ;-)

  • @BloodyBay

    Yeah it is and it ruins the point of the mission since all u gotta do is survive by killing the other bad guys. And it dosn't make much sense cause if he was wearing some type of armor, it didn't look like it was on his head. All I can say is he is GOD-like in this mission lol.

  • @BloodyBay

    Speaking of wich in this video you actually didn't shoot him too much... compared to what I usually do at least. Even though it dosn't matter, I try to shoot him as top priority whenever he is in my view. I think the point of getting through the gate in time is so that you can have a good several dozen shots on him on that straight away ahead. Thats where you can shoot him the most. If the gate closes, you don't see him as much in the detour. Still haven't killed him though XD.

  • bljak

  • @MrKilllol Blocked for mental retardation. Bye bye!

  • 0:37. Never saw that one comming when i was playing. LOL.

  • @knewace

    Lol yeah that was surprising I wonder why he is riding around under a coat all the time its not like he saw that coming. Maybe as some illusion act or something. But at the same time, I was still laughing at seeing the tricycle you have to ride on and about the previous part of the seen as well.

    I doubt anyone saw that coming lol.

  • i loveeee this game!!!!! im really sad i finished though ;( !

  • that's one high quality tricycle 0_0

  • @MrPushhere ...and when you have a powerhouse like Magnus Armstrong at the pedals, you're pretty much unstoppable...as long as you don't let the mimes shoot you about a hundred times. :-D

  • @BloodyBay no doubt....

  • One of the funniest in gaming history. LOL.

  • best game I ever played..the humour is so amazing :D i was on the floor laughing during this part of the game, i mean its so awesome :D..they really should make another nolf..

  • NOLF is like the best game in the world.

  • . . . huh. That's . . . different.

  • Cest fromage de la qualite supreme.

  • @rmcjcluv "This cheese supreme quality"? o.O

  • revenge to those damn mimes

  • I love to kill Mimes Because they are Funny.

  • "Zee pein ees eks-krOO-shee-EH-TEEng-uh!", "I am da-mA-zhhd' !! "  XD

  • can anyone tell me why this was never on ps2 like NOLF1?

    i really liked it back in the day eh

  • Looking back on it, NOLF 1 and 2 are probably my favorite FPS games of all time.

  • There's just something you have to love about a game that doesn't take itself too seriously. :-)

  • Never heard of this game before...I must have it

  • FUCK YES NOLF YOU ARE THE BEST GAME EVER

  • lol realy good =) N0LF

  • how many bullets do you need to shoot to kill that guy on a bike?!?!?

  • During this stage, Pierre the Mime King's pretty much immortal; I just liked shooting him up anyway. Maybe I just liked hearing his yelps and curses. :-)

    But don't worry; you get to kill him later on. I have that video posted too.

  • He will never Die.

  • @jellie126 over 9000!!!!

  • this is hell funny

  • you can only find this "tricycle chasing unicycle" in NOLF. LOL : D

  • I love both NOLF1& 2. They are very different from the other fps games with the great story, special style. They are also very hilarious and I wonder why they don't make more NOLF

  • @ftuniverse look up contract jack if you havnt already its the 3rd edition in the series although you work for harm

  • @ftuniverse because console kids wont buy it and only like the FEAR series. Which isnt that great

  • lol great game, does anyone play multiplayer on this anymore?if you want 2 play it with me then my xfire is rapier3, or message me.

  • holy shit :D

  • The humour in the games are so incredibly unique =D

  • God I LOVED this game... it was SOOO good.

    and lol.. .... "Ze pain is EXCRUciatinggggg-nyg..." AHHAHAHAHAHaaa

  • Same i just missed this for ages

  • Are they serious?

  • haha, "sharp turn, dead ahead"....:)

  • lolz pulled guns out of crotches xD best part of game was that part! the shooting and such not the pulling from da crotch xD

  • haha thats the greatest thing i've ever seen. Getting this game!

  • Yeah they're both very fun, I dunno if you can get both of them from the bargain bin or something, the first one is one of my favorite games.

    The second one works on any problems the first one had, and adds to it, but I just feel the first one is plain classic, love the story.

  • lol miss this game lol i had it once but i lost it but i got the first No One Lives Forever on ps2 lol

  • Just finished this one. Graphics look good.

  • nolf2 the best game xD

  • I like how the muzzle flash takes up the entire center of the screen, making it hard to aim.

  • this had me in fits, brilliant, love the accordian music and scottish accent, ace!

  • one of the best game ever played by me :)

  • the only trouble with both these games is that you gotta reload too often

  • Eh, not any more often than it is with most shoot-em-ups.

  • I was crying with laughter...

  • Well, I guess that's better than crying from anything else. "Ze pain es excruciateeng" and all. ;-)

  • Wouldn't be faster if they walked?

  • Sure. But their quarry was a midget on a unicycle. They were probably just being sporting. ;-p

  • X-D

  • A... tricycle?

  • Yep...a tricycle. :-)

  • is cate evil in this game

    cause she was a good girl in nolf 1

  • Of course she's a good girl in NOLF 2. Why wouldn't she be?

  • Man, I loved both NOLF 1 and 2, thanks for the upload! :)

  • LMAO i have never herd of this game what is it on ?

  • This is for PC only

  • First NOLF and FEAR were better but this was good to only the story is little bit bad against the first NOLF and FEAR

  • I see. And did FEAR include a thrill-a-minute tricycle chase? Because that should be the new standard by which all first-person shooters are judged. :-p

  • 'I'll drive you shoot.'

    This is freaking hilarious, they would have gone faster on foot. XD

  • *sniff* I love this game ....and killing Mimes. I bought Contract J.A.C.K. used, but never played it (don't have much time for games anymore.) Are the cut scenes and dialog as good as in NOLF1 and NOLF2? The humor is a huge part of the appeal of the NOLF series for me.

  • It looks the same as Contract J.A.C.K !