Mosquito Attack!

[Blazenwave]

Scientists are trying to find away to kill all these fuckers without harming other bugs. These dip shits actually aren't a part of the life cycle, no animal depends on eating them. All they do is kill humans with diseases!

[oMrzubier]

its always the famale bitches

[thekoalak]

I just wanna make thoose b1tches suffer so hard !!!! I didnt get a good sleep sence 4 Months !!!! Evry 1 hour after sleeping i wake up ..... and i feel my legs are eatching me so hard and hands neck ...

[lgmfan]

12 ovulating blondes with smelly feet disliked this video

[JuelTide]

A full moon corresponds with the highest tide of the monthly lunar cycle. Mosquitoes are more active under a full moon since the higher tide will result in stranded pools of water on the fringe of the tidal marsh. These pools will remain stagnant for 28 days - barring storms. They need stagnant water to breed.

[AllSafeFL]

They are growing in my not stagnant wading pool! Time to drain it again!

[MrDelacruise]

Just got home from holiday in Lanzarote, got arsed drunk on cheap beer and cocktails on the second last night fell asleep naked on the balcony got 37 bites in all!!! Those fat bastards have me all kinds of fucked up!!!!!

[xXglittterwitchXx]

Wen I Went To Vietnam Last Summer I Got Bit By Mosquitoes About 103 Times. Literally, I Counted. T0T

[PestFloridaControl]

Mosquito infestations are probably the consequence of man's mismanagement of the Earth. I hate them too but everything is so out of balance we need to look at 'our' failings.

[jordy088]

Glad its not 3d.

[armorgames51]

@rememberhiswords That are not attracted to our body smell. The are attracted to carbon dioxide in which we breathe out. They use it as a tracking device.

[helloIlikepie5]

While watching this my hand was on the mouse and a fly landed on my hand and I was like holy shit

[BasementBeginnings]

UGH! Freakshow! Fucking traumatized! Kill it with fire!

[hpdragon723]

I know blood sucking parasites. Another name for them are Lawyers.

[ownogab]

haha 1:07 #the first time i heard it it sounded like blood fuckers

[cristixyz]

Wow! I love blonds more than brunettes too! What a coincidence :D

[Baldurthegood]

hmm, just like homo sapiens the female variety appear to be the blood suckers... jk i love womens, No, really I do.

[pirivi]

i love male mosquitos, they don't fuck up people only suck the bitchin' flowers, female must be in the kitchen

[nenalovespaul]

yess im not a blonde !! and i hate the women mosquitos the guyz r kinda........ok ??

[KrazyShrink]

A buddy of mine on a camping trip spent a night at Chickenbone Lake up by Lake Superior, a massive standing lake known for some of the worst mosquito swarms in the world. He said when they woke up the next morning and looked through the screen in the tent they couldn't see their bags 6 feet away from them through the cloud of mosquitoes. Had to get out, pack up their stuff, and run too.

[Insubordinate90]

Mosquito - Troll with wings

[Aerodynamic14]

they're harder, better, faster, stronger now

[joukam]

all that hard effort transforming for weeks just to live so I could smash the bitch into a small stain when it comes to suck my blood. most useless and annoying forms of life ever.

[TheChainsOFMisery]

have you noticed that mosquitos got smarter lately?i remember when i was a kid they were slow and they would buzz around your ears or just chill in plain sight on the wall...now they bite your legs and hide behind furniture,theyre silent and faster

[Aerodynamic14]

@TheChainsOFMisery harder, better, faster, stronger

[alexandre779]

mosquitos should all die they should go instinct then fucking burn in fucking hell forever

[2002kian]

@alexandre779 agreed!

[Thecarcrashes2000]

why jesus create that bastards WHYYYYYY!!!!

[zdrastvutye]

no mosquitos-no gringos. which camera did they use? i would not recommend anyone to have a stroll in the favelas with an expensive camera like this.

[stevenlinful]

IN England WE Dont have those motherbitches

IN UGANDA THEY ARE DEADLIY IN URKRAINE EXCEPT THE CRIMEA THRY DONT HAVE MOSQUITOES

[Mrlondontipton1]

I hate mosquitos they there bites itch like crazy!

[xkillerjack]

Yay go males :D

[DarkVegetaESF]

haha here in greece we dont have a shit of those fucks

[awsomeboyalbania]

@DarkVegetaESF yess in athens we do

[cutegirlkami96]

Have't been so scared over a mosquito before D:

[Camalulu47]

If u hold ice on a mosquito bite, it goes away and doesn't itch any more :)

[xXglittterwitchXx]

@Camalulu47 Or Use Perfume Lmao >0<

[wrongoggy]

nature sucks

[idog98]

its spore ALL over again

[SuperNumber19]

I just wrap them in tin toil and grab a match and cook those nasty cheese eating rat bastards alive.

[lemoncouch1]

dem mosquitos got good taste in women lol

[bopkick5]

WOW - IMAGINE IF MOSQUITO'S WERE AS BIG AS A CAR.

That would be well scary. I think it'd be the end of the world as we know it.

THUMBS THIS UP IF YOU AGREE !

[gamer2229]

Whenever your bitten don't scratch it - it only makes it worse, just squeeze inwards and all that itchy stuff'll come out

[xXglittterwitchXx]

@gamer2229

If You Put Perfume on It And Leave It Alone, It Won't Itch Anymore

[gamer2229]

Hate them when your lying bed and you hear a buzzing noise and then your like spray your room like crazy

[PlausableApple4]

Lets burn them with a high tech laser!!

[TheBaconlaser]

Nature's dirty needle.

[theAnimatah]

I want to torture a mosquito.....the most pointless peices of shit ever

[DarthDracon10]

@theAnimatah and flies and roaches though i heard roaches are a good source of protein i dont remeber but still they are pointless

[Brenna8863]

He bit. He sucked, he left me with a mark... Stupid mosquito ;)

[squallx4]

here in brazil we burn those motherfuckers with an eletric tennis racket! score 1 for the human race!

[brownboy252]

@squallx4 HELLA BRO we got that shit here in korea too

[DaCoolestNerdXD1]

@squallx4 I know we do that to in INndia. feels too good man. Love seeing the smoke come out of their asses

[shevah2]

they suck blood... only to make more mosqitoes... its so pointless and stupid...

btw ive sprayed myself all over [like 3 times on every limb] and went into bed. i figured since ive probably sprayed about a gallon on repellant ... it would leave me alone. i ran into my room [i was on the couch] sprayed it on the door, air and blankets. they buried myself. I heard it buzz for a long time. i start to sleep when... somehow i get a bite on my arm,,, WTF WTF WTF

[BrOkEnCyDeGrRL27]

MOSQUITOS ARE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES!!! x(

Well at least that's what i heard...

From Lilo and Stitch... >.>

Don't judge me v..v

[ClaytC]

@BrOkEnCyDeGrRL27 endangered? GOOOD! now I can rest from the mosquito bites. A way to avoid these things are. Shower before sleep, use deodrant on yourself and spray some in the room for that nice smell that they hate and yes cover yourself, even though somehow they manage to get in either way...

[ardaatalay10]

MOST ANNOYING MOTHERFUCKERS!

[darkangel78917]

its worse on your back you cant reach it!

[ClaytC]

@darkangel78917 good so you won't scratch it and it heals faster :P

[loveforever388]

NASSTY!

[bamagrl24]

I have mosquito bites in awkward places on my body, like on the bottom of my feet and right now on knees hahaa. !!!

AHHHHHHH

I'm like itching so bad.

[MaverickXIII]

well, gotta light my pool on fire now

[bioniclesean]

If they can kill humans what is their purpose of living?

[TheCrossStory]

At least male mosquito doesnt bite us :D

[wwelegend10]

Engough with the Beyonce hair advertisments!

[chltmdwp]

if you are a blonde woman, ha sucks to be you!

[Leieiee]

here in iberian peninsula we have too many tiger mosquitos i think ill move to scandinavia xD

[n00bXafif]

i watched this cause i just killed a mosquito with a mosquito repellent and it dies easily

[canadiancanadian1]

Dude i have mosquito bites on my ass..  i didn't know it tasted that gooodd......

[MultiMickeymouse13]

im a blonde... =(

[kataisa3]

what about blood type? are mosquitoes attracted to certain blood types?

[rememberhiswords]

@kataisa3 No, they're attracted to body smell

[funorbnation]

mosquitos serve no purpose in society but death, and prey's food. but hardly anything would eat that shit.

[crazysoccerman14]

I FUCKING HATE MOSQUIOTS

[DillaZ1337]

@crazysoccerman14

FUCK YEAH I GOT A FUCKING BITE NOW THAT ITCHES LIKE THE DEVIL'S ASSHOLE

I FUCKING SCRATCH'D IT WITH A KNIFE UNTIL I STARTED BLEEDING AND THEN USED SALT ON THE BITE

HURTS BUT DOESNT ITCH

[hexagramz]

mosquito loves the warm blood of female human mammals lol

[wildlife011803]

deadliest animal in the world is the size of ur finger nail

[TheSilverSting]

Thumbs up if there should be a Group called K.A.T.F.M.C. aka Kill All The Fucking Mosquitoes :]

[Degrassimuzic]

i'm allergic to mosquitos... :( they suck for me...

[Eboniekjuh]

@Degrassimuzic im allergic too , when they bite me its swolling so big its really creepy but the good thing is i cant get malaria cause im in a different country xD

do yurs get swollen badly too?

[Degrassimuzic]

@Eboniekjuh oh yes, i get swollen a whole lot, i got bit on my leg and it swelled to the size of my knee, and i got bit on the back of my leg and i couldnt walk very well

[TheNumanumaeh]

these bastards are the worst when im trying to sleep!

[boxoflols]

@TsukiRockerBoy

LOL no they news blood, but they need to have sex too... it dosent just happen. animals that do that don't have male or female differences...

so no. Mosquitos dont have sex with humans

[TsukiRockerBoy]

So...the females don't need to fuck to have over 200 eggs? Just suck a drop blood? e_0

[FPSSpectre]

Blood. Sucking. Motherfuckers. I hate them.

[worldserveant]

it's awesomely good filmed sir.

[mrhappyface2009]

man i came from a camping trip and i got bitten 40 times!! really! they were the kind that are the most agressive! and as soon as i stepped out of my car i was surrounded by them.

[duncanauk1]

I am fighting a mosquito right now , ONly 1 but hes the red baron of mosquitos , already hes bite me 4 times.This time i ready with my old rolled up news paper in hand ,

[pinkheartscutie]

i hate those! they come out of nowhere, i just got two bites on my leg and i didnt even leave the house!

[hanselkksc]

@TheOnlyDYN

I know , mine too, isn't it obvious ???!!

[hanselkksc]

@TheOnlyDYN

Dude females are bleeding once per month 5 days long and they ...DON'T die !!!!!!!

Nuff said... :D

[Previous69]

I'd say : " Burn them all ! "

[xPeAcEfOeVa]

GO BRUNETTES! :3

[aleksandarfriscic]

freaking baby vampires -.-

[sluggo06]

@aleksandarfriscic at least there not gay like vamps are today lol

[aleksandarfriscic]

@sluggo06 :)))

[sluggo06]

@aleksandarfriscic but im sure hollywood will find a way

[sluggo06]

Mosquito bites suck but are satisfying to scratch

[1oe7]

@sluggo06 thats not what i think. they eventually sting if you scratch ALOT like my fat one on my lap! oh the pain!!!! even the ones behind my lap are the opposite. they feel just a little comfortable.

[sluggo06]

@1oe7 well thats true

[hanselkksc]

@sluggo06

That's what i call "positive thinking" ! :D

[sluggo06]

@hanselkksc i remember Ned Flanders said that. had me thinking, you know what? hes right.

[hanselkksc]

@sluggo06

Ned knows... :D

[sluggo06]

@hanselkksc Ned knows alot.

[Repudation]

Walked outside last night, came back in and I had 4 mosquitp bites, and now there are a whole bunch of them in my garage. -_-

[Andyrandypandy1]

It is important to spray yourself properly with something that works. Apparently there is only one product that is clinically proven to protect against malaria its called Citrepel 75 and is in every bottle of incognito anti-mosquito, I have used this product myself and did not got a single bite. I used to use Deet but mosquitoes have now built up resistance to it plus it is quite toxic.

[hanselkksc]

@Andyrandypandy1

Insects are notorious for building up resistance ! In the last years there's a great comeback of the bedbugs too (despite what most people think they don't feel invited by a lack of hygiene, it's the body temperature of living creatures which attract them). Bedbugs were "out of the game" for a long time because of the right product and now i read that these f*ckers built up an about 250 times stronger resistance that they already had !

[waterbuggg]

@RetardRoo if theyre responsible for millions of human deaths...... if they get erased then earth will be far more overpopulated than it is now resulting in overuse of natural resources so animals higher up (like us) would end up suffering in the long run

[Blooberry95]

I wish they could just suck on nectar, and nectar only =3=....itchy.

[Disturbed246810]

@RetardRoo So far, I know no animals that feed on ONLY mosquitoes.

[Disturbed246810]

@RetardRoo It probably would be affected due to the fact that mosquitoes are to cause to millions of deaths a year.

[IWILLRATEALL]

<_<

>_>

*Washes feat*

[AJLDN22]

@IWILLRATEALL lmfao

[Disturbed246810]

The only purpose of mosquitoes are to prevent overpopulation. Other than that, they're completely useless to the world. It buys us time to look for another planet to inhabit :P

[PepperzEntertainment]

I have an allergic reaction to mosquito venom and unfortunately when I get bitten (especially when I get murdered in the summer) it swells up 3 or 4 times the size of a regular bite and itches more than normal.

[mancba182]

@PepperzEntertainment me too

[PowwThug]

they fucking annoying kill them

[YOMAMAXXL]

aahhh i fucking loathe them!! ahh you dont fucking believe how much i fucking loathe those little pieces of bloodsucking shit!!!!! FUCK

[jwoogy64]

ATTETION TO ALL BATS Get them little fuckers and bitches!

[Dihgal]

@jwoogy64 Less than 1% of their diet, said Wikipedia.

[Goofanas]

Hate thous things especially when you go camping in the sumer >_<

[VideosMasQuePorra]

I am non-human ovulating blonde with smelly feet and I am SO OFFENDED!

[cupcake45328]

@VideosMasQuePorra lol why are you offending they like you like like :D lol

[cupcake45328]

@VideosMasQuePorra lol why are you offended they like you like like :D lol

[miamaui]

oh I hate them! ! ! during this clip I actually killed 6 mosquitos. why there are so many of them :(

it itches so badly

[BizarreWorks]

You probably don't believe me but I'am counting how much I killed gnats. There is 2413 pests.

[Parkjisung91]

i wanna collect all their dead bodies

and throw them into the fire.

light their bodies.

[WingedFoe]

(almost) better than the Jurassic Park lecture video

[ZwaargewichtZ]

Tips =)

For the buzzing: pull up your blancets over your ears.

The itch: theres anti itch cream, or just DONT start scratching at all.

[zazzdcz]

kill them, kill them with fire

[loveforever388]

@zazzdcz Haha yeah..

[JJMDude]

These are the one type of insect I kill on sight if I find it in my house. Spiders, not so bad, but these fuckers are vindictive little monsters. They've gone crazy where I live right now. I just woke up when I heard one drop from my windowsill and land on a wall a foot from my head, like a little buzzing tiger stalking prey. Tried to crush him, but he flew up, and then flew right back at me like Dracula spreading his cape or some shit. He was moving slow enough to backhand in midair.

[kentx333]

mosquitos deserve the death penalty!

[PirateIt]

I hate niggers, but I hate mosquitoes even more.

[Westonelm]

D.H. Lawrence poem (1922)

'Queer, with your thin wings and your streaming legs

How you sail like a heron, or a dull clot of air,

A nothingness........"

" It is your trump,

It is your hateful little trump,

You pointed fiend,

Which shakes my sudden blood to hatred of you :

It is your small, high, hateful bugle in my ear."

[lessmosquito]

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[EWilsonLife]

Those little facts at the end seem a little untrue.. haha smelly feet. Of course during soccer season we would get bit by mosquitos more then usual.

[almost1528]

This vid makes me feel itchy

[Costoffplus]

blondes must be more healthier

[ramah920]

@Costoffplus Or sweatier.

[nibeezy]

me 2

[vbfwuig]

This waz on my english course page.... i don't give a damn bout mosquitos

[ElvarK1]

we in iceland dont have prob with this

[aloozer]

why. cos its very cold?

[ElvarK1]

@aloozer that and also we dont have the kind of enviromental habitat suiting the mosquito.

and also we are to far away.

[kouxiongpeterhawj]

@ElvarK1 why is that?

[ElvarK1]

@kouxiongpeterhawj why live about 50 miles from any fkn moskito and also its too cold

[kouxiongpeterhawj]

@ElvarK1 oh i see

[trje246]

joke, yes!....but not really....haha

[trje246]

LOL blame Noah for putting two on his ark, why couldn't he have just done ONE little, tiny, itty-bitty sin and left these suckers to drown!!!? j/k

[Naton]

lol..nice...but didnt you hear what he said? the eggs can live up to 5years

[funorbnation]

@trje246 don't they serve no purpose.. but for food for little things.

[fanthor]

@trje246 these can fly, it doesnt need to go in the ark

[trje246]

@fanthor Were you there were you? LOL. i was just being silly dude. 8o)

[fanthor]

@trje246 i know, i'm just being a bitch.. XD

[krrrruptidsoless]

If we could only come up with a alliance with them. And get them to quit biting us then everything would be great. And of course gnats and tse tse flies also. Mites, chiggers, fleas. That would be a good platform to run for a political office. I will communicate with bugs and they will quit biting and bugging us. How would you vote? Did you realize that bringing their enemy to an area only increases how many more are born. Their predators want more of them so they are easier to catch.

[mossmon]

i wish humans would invent some sort of poison that would only affect on mosquitos and they would be extingt!

[TheCreatorofTNHB]

One tiny problem with that, if you remove any creature from the food chain it causes an imbalance which eventually circles to killing more species of creatures and eventually circles to ending the human race.

I do agree they are very annoying. i too dislike them. we just need the DEET back in bug spray. It was what was repelling the bugs that annoy us.

[KennyZ14]

MAN I HATE MOSQUITOES.. iwish they were gone from this earth! T-T

[royalsteven]

My blood only goes downstairs. I bet they won't dare bite there o_O

[mechaspark1]

Not as annoying as fleas.

[ArcticBMX]

Your god's little gift for you.

[blackday12341]

as usual the females are blood suckers ^.^

[Kibbleis]

Bwhaaha too true.

[4k3el]

LOL am glad i dont ovulate =P

[MrSatanochio]

When I`m hearing the sounds in this video I`m looking around in my room like crazy. Paranoic motherfucker

[DJDesikari]

well I'm black and bald, waht are my odds? lol

[xXCamillaFawnXx]

I hate those things so much...

The only thing I ever harmed willingly when I was a kid >=(

Does the colour of your hair really have that much to do with it? I'm brunette, and being bitten *less* than blondes still isn't good enough for me =P

[wayne8368]

the end is sssooo not true

[Furon09395]

Now there are bigger faster mosquitoes in sewage water.

[Dragzilla66]

Yay for male mosquito! :D

Fuck those female mosquito! -_-

[Dihgal]

@Dragzilla66 Males propagate females.

[xCowyungx]

@Dragzilla66 LOL

[haloluver123]

same